Rob's Basement

Rob's Basement

By DKHeinrich
About
Robert J. Schwalb and an ever-changing cast of friends sit around the table playing RPGs. We try to keep the campaigns short, allowing us to play a ton of different games and tell even more crazy, depraved stories.

We are an R-Rated podcast that contains swearing, violence, drinking, smoking, and just plain asshatery throughout. We hope you enjoy.

To date we have played:
Shadow of the Demon Lord (season 1)
Rules Cyclopedia Dungeons and Dragons (season 2)
Dungeons and Dragons 5e (season 3)
Call of Cthulhu (season 4)
Forbidden Lands (season 5)
Call of Cthulhu (season 6)
More places to listen
Robert J. Schwalb and an ever-changing cast of friends sit around the table playing RPGs. We try to keep the campaigns short, allowing us to play a ton of different games and tell even more crazy, depraved stories.

We are an R-Rated podcast that contains swearing, violence, drinking, smoking, and just plain asshatery throughout. We hope you enjoy.

To date we have played:
Shadow of the Demon Lord (season 1)
Rules Cyclopedia Dungeons and Dragons (season 2)
Dungeons and Dragons 5e (season 3)
Call of Cthulhu (season 4)
Forbidden Lands (season 5)
Call of Cthulhu (season 6)

More places to listen

Rob's Basement S06E06: Screamin' in the Rain
More Call of Cthulhu campaign for all you crazed fans to lust after. If you are a huge fan of CoC system you have to take a few minutes to listen. Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! You can support us at www.anchor.fm/robsbasement - bonus content for supporters coming soon! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement!
41:34
November 18, 2019
Rob's Basement S06E05: For Science!
Our Call of Cthulhu campaign keeps on trucking... into a small farmers barn, and I am sure it will go great for us. If you are a huge fan of CoC system you have to take a few minutes to listen.The crew colorfully and as tactfully as always, starts the investgation into the town of Blackwater Creek in our Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! You can support us at www.anchor.fm/robsbasement - bonus content for supporters coming soon! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement!
41:34
November 10, 2019
Rob's Basement S06E04: Wadders
The crew colorfully and as tactfully as always, starts the investgation into the town of Blackwater Creek in our Call of Cthulhu campaign. If you are a huge fan of CoC system you have to take a few minutes to listen. Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! You can support us at www.anchor.fm/robsbasement - bonus content for supporters coming soon! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement!
47:23
November 5, 2019
Rob's Basement S06E03: It's A Cow
We trudge our way out of town and onto the road to Blackwater Creek in our Call of Cthulhu campaign. If you are a huge fan of CoC system you have to take a few minutes to listen. Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! You can support us at www.anchor.fm/robsbasement - bonus content for supporters coming soon! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement!
49:05
October 27, 2019
Rob's Basement S06E02: Professor Father
We dig into our Call of Cthulhu campaign, with some... intersting, might not be the right word, interactions. If you are a huge fan of CoC system you have to take a few minutes to listen. Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment!  You can support us at www.anchor.fm/robsbasement - bonus content for supporters coming soon!  Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement!
1:13:24
October 20, 2019
Rob's Basement S06E01: Snickerdoodle
We start a new campaign, revisiting Call of Cthulhu. I am sure it will turn out great!! If you are a huge fan of CoC system you have to take a few minutes to listen.  Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement!
42:59
October 6, 2019
Rob's Basement Special Event: Quivering With Fear (PunkApocalyptic Kick Starter Live Play)
Rob's crew plays his new game, PunkApocalyptic, so all you listeners can hear what this new game is about and spread the word!  Back The Kickstarter Here (until October 10th, 2019) Check Out the FREE Quick Start Rules we used Here. As always let us know what you think, share the podcast, and if you're felling froggy you can support us through our Anchor.fm site.
2:20:23
September 27, 2019
Rob's Basement S05E03: Short and Sweet... (FL)
Well, we figure out that this one is fun, great look, interesting, but Forbidden Lands is not our cup of wiskey! We hope you Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! Listen to Robert J. Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play all sorts of TTRPGs.
33:21
September 23, 2019
Rob's Basement S05E2: Walking, Hunting, and Fishing (FL)
We start our Forbidden Lands adventure... and boy is it differnt than we are used to! We hope you Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! Listen to Robert J. Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play all sorts of TTRPGs.
1:25:03
September 22, 2019
Rob's Basement S05E01: Making Characters (FL)
We are trying our hands at Forbidden Lands! No one other than Rob had any idea what we were getting into… so we hope you Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! Listen to Robert J. Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play all sorts of TTRPGs.
1:07:03
September 15, 2019
Rob's Basement S04E07: Do You Want To Die (CoC)
The conculusion of our decent into madness! If you are a huge fan of CoC system, I am sorry. Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement! 
1:06:30
August 25, 2019
Rob's Basement S04E06: The Flanarga (CoC)
We continue our voyage into insanity - well we made it to the second day, and still have no idea if we are doing this right but we are having a blast, and hope you are as well! If you are a huge fan of CoC system, I am sorry. Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement!
45:15
August 18, 2019
Rob's Basement S04E05: Breast Mints (CoC)
We continue our voyage into insanity - with guest gm Chris leading the way. We hope you are enjoying itl! If you are a huge fan of CoC system, I am sorry. Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement! 
47:33
August 18, 2019
Rob's Basement S04E04: Survived The Night (CoC)
We continue our voyage into insanity... and maybe make it to day two - no idea if we are doing this right but we are having a blast, and hope you are as well! If you are a huge fan of CoC system, I am sorry. Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement! 
40:25
August 18, 2019
Rob's Basement S04E03: Cave Crickets Attack (CoC)
We continue our voyage into insanity - no idea if we are doing this right but we are having a blast, and hope you are as well! If you are a huge fan of CoC system, I am sorry. Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement! 
52:02
August 18, 2019
Rob's Basement S04E02: Leave it to Chet (CoC)
We continue our voyage into insanity - no idea if we are doing this right but we are having a blast, and hope you are as well! If you are a huge fan of CoC system, I am sorry. Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement! 
53:29
August 18, 2019
Rob's Basement S04E01: Welcome to CoC (CoC)
We start a new campaign, with a new system, and a new GM... I am sure it will turn out great!! If you are a huge fan of CoC system, I am sorry. Enjoy! Share! Like! Comment! Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play the Call of Cthulhu RPG in Rob's basement! 
40:06
August 18, 2019
Rob's Basement S03E06: How to win at D&D (D&D 5e)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! This is the final episode in this campaign, and in it we find our heroes fighting the final boss of the Sunless Citadel... can they survive?
1:05:45
June 30, 2019
Rob's Basement S03E05: Hot Pockets (D&D 5e)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! Join us in this childlike approach to D&D where we all laugh and cuss as often as possible.
52:01
June 23, 2019
Rob's Basement S03E04: But it does burn (D&D 5e)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! In this episode we push deeper into the Citadel to hack and slash our way past all that stands before us and glory... or some shit like that.
1:12:22
June 16, 2019
Rob's Basement S03E03: Ass Blood (D&D 5e)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! In this installment we do our best to absolutely butcher this finely crafted adventure. Enjoy!
58:25
June 9, 2019
Rob's Basement S03E02: Falcon Eyes (D&D 5e)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! In this episode we continue our delve into The Sunless Citadel, hopefully the jumping on the head of our Minotaur will not continue.
1:22:29
June 2, 2019
Rob's Basement S03E01: The Jump (D&D 5e)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! In this episode we take our first run at the 5e version of The Sunless Citadel, I apologize ahead of time.
1:11:18
May 27, 2019
Rob's Basement S02E04: Hoot-Growl (D&D)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Rules Cylcolpedia D&D in Rob's basement! In this episode find death, and our delve into the Caves of Chaos is cut short. Share. Like. Enjoy.
41:40
May 5, 2019
Rob's Basement S02E03: No, no, YOU F'd this up (D&D)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Rules Cylcolpedia D&D in Rob's basement! In this episode we find some orcs, kill some orcs, and maybe even charm some orcs... Share. Like. Enjoy.
59:31
April 28, 2019
Rob's Basement S02E02: Into the Caves! (D&D)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Rules Cylcolpedia D&D in Rob's basement! In this episode we actually get into the Caves of Chaos and make our mark, like we do. Share. Like. Enjoy.
1:14:28
March 31, 2019
Rob's Basement S02E01: Deep Immersion (D&D)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Rules Cylcolpedia D&D in Rob's basement! In this episode we make characters for the new campaign and try not to refer to SotDL too many times. Share. Like. Enjoy.
50:27
March 24, 2019
Rob's Basement S01E13: The End (for now) (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! Will we save the world? Probably not, but here is our attempt. If you enjoy it, tell a friend! Hail !!
52:52
November 11, 2018
Rob's Basement S01E12: Cronen-Time (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! We continue our to destroy the evil brewing in the Desolation while trying to figure out all the shit we can do now that are level 10. This is the second part of our three part final session. Enjoy and Share!
41:28
November 4, 2018
Rob's Basement S01E11: The tip of a... (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! After releasing a giant freaking demon into the world and running like scared cats our GM decided to push the envelope a little and bumped us to level 10 for our final couple episodes of this campaign. As always, enjoy and share!
43:07
October 27, 2018
Rob's Basement S01E10: Trouser Goblin (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! Still trying to help lady Sala, we continue our trek in search of the mysterious pink flowers with black thorns that smell of rotten mayonnaise... wish us luck!
1:14:07
October 22, 2018
Rob's Basement S01E09: Mayonnaise (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! We continue on our adventure to help lady Sala, we are sent to a dark copse of trees hunting the mysterious pink flowers with black thorns that smell of rotten mayonnaise... what could go wrong?
54:35
August 12, 2018
Rob's Basement S01E08: For Jeff! Cont. (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! We continue our through Renald's Tower, it's twisted but so are we so it should be a good mix. Don't forget to share this thing if you find it at all interesting.
59:24
July 15, 2018
Robs Basement S01E07: For Jeff! (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! I must confess... there is a missing episode. Some jackass set the recording device to use the built in mic instead of the fancy one that was plugged in a doing nothing. Soooooo.. We pick up our group after a quest you will know nothing about. Just assume you understand and all should be good.
58:43
July 5, 2018
Robs Basement S01E06: Better you than me. (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! We continue on our adventure to find and save the lady in red, and No Sir the war horse continues his quest to get rid of us.
54:53
April 22, 2018
Rob's Basement S01E05: No Sir. (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! In this episode we have a new batch of heroes and we are off on a new quest. Due to tech difficulties on my end the downfall of the previous group is not recorded. Hope you enjoy the new guys just as much!
45:15
April 16, 2018
Rob's Basement S01E04: Lizardcocks, again! (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! This episode takes us to Fort Wayne, IN for Winter Fantasy to finish what we started last week with some testing of Rob's current project PUNK APOCALYPTIC!
1:21:49
March 11, 2018
Rob's Basement S01E03: Lizardcocks? (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! This episode takes us to Fort Wayne, IN for Winter Fantasy and some testing of Rob's current project PUNK APOCALYPTIC!
1:37:02
March 6, 2018
Rob's Basement S01E02: Saul-Saul (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! In this episode a lot of shit goes down... outhouse destroying, grave trading, dick monster fighting, red-neck-conversating, idiot murdering, cart borrowing, shoulder breaking, corruption gaining fun. Enjoy.
1:41:52
February 25, 2018
Rob's Basement - S01E01: Cowards! (SotDL)
Listen to Rob Schwalb and friends drink beer, make bad jokes, and play Shadow of the Demon Lord RPG in Rob's basement! 
1:28:45
February 19, 2018
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