Romancing the Zone

Cue up some Vitamin C, Graduation day is finally here! Write on your car windows, have everyone sign your yearbook, and get ready for the party out by the Hell Mouth! We'll see you there!

Here we are at the last save point before the finale! Call your 5,000 best knight buds, switch the settings on your Garys, and let's get this Demon Daddy back to his Hell Hole!

Once again your girls are bringing you all the deep TAZ Lore you never knew because we probably made it up! We're creeping closer to finding out what fate has in store for Nua- so grab some diamonds and a stray unicorn figure and hope you can use them later- we're barreling towards endgame!

Time to rest up and get ready for the ensuing battle against the very embodiment Order and Chaos wherein our boys will try to save the entire world- oh wait hold up, a party first? Of course we're in! Let's go- grab a fun hat and drink this!

We were looking around for whoever was bogarting the cocktail shrimp when in typical HOG Office Party fashion there was an explosion, some papers got mixed up, some glue happened- we're just trying our best to keep up!

The big day is finally here- it's Heist Day! The boys are laying traps, getting mysterious love notes, and starting fights they probably can't finish and we're on the sidelines with folding chairs and popcorn to remark on all of it! Grab a snack and have a seat, we can't wait to see how this turns out!

Recon Day at the HOG is drawing to a quick close, but not without each of our favorite boys wildly changing their appearances and becoming even closer and cuter friends. Join us as we watch it all unfold from our table next to the snack trolley; we saved you a seat!

New Year, New Episode, Same Old Girls! Sleepovers, shopping sprees, gorgeous new NPCs, we're kicking this one off right and we'd love for you to join us!

The boys have made it to the big city and like a crab in a mail bin your girls are along for the ride! Bee's got stories, Anne might get dunked, Nell shares why you shouldn't take her to dinner, and we all wait for Santa! Please sign these 8 forms and then come join us!

Excitement is in the air as we welcome a new team member, plan a trip, write a letter, and update our fanfics all in one episode! This feels like the start of something beautiful- that could end in hellfire or a roast. Whatever happens we're along for the ride; get packin!

We learned SO much this week; the destined meet-cute of our boys, the origins of the Godscar Chasm, and why Order is no longer invited to parties. Also there's a lot of yelling and excitement at the end- so grab your Godscar McDonalds to-go and let's get back to school!

This week we go window shopping for dice, party with the best and worst of them, suit up in some inappropriate climbing attire, and savor the FLAVOR of what might have been an easy jaunt to a mysterious ominous abyss. We're meeting up at the Micky D's in the Godscar Chasm if you wanna come with!

This week we're scheduled for some puppy play time, Argo's got a meeting with Grey, then it's a stop at Fantasy Claire's to grab some accessories before a date with A BIG FANTASY ROBOT. Gimme your hand- this isn't a truth test, we just want to hold your hand- let's go!

This week we rearrange the murder board, reevaluate interview processes, and reunite with dads while making new friends- and Grey is jealous as hell. We saved you some crypt wine and a scone, let's go!

Okay Chaos is mad at us so we have to rethink part of the murder board- but we also get new info to add to it after Liar Class with our friends and Sabour's informative Power Point presentation on Grey! Here's a card with all our info in case you need to find or betray us later.

This week we're ringside for some petty fights, some real fights, a mad dash through a nightmare dimension, and we're commentating and speculating and going wildly off topic on all of it! Get in the go-kart loser, we're going to a very specific image of hell!

HOLD IT! This week it's not a trial, it's a tribunal, which means we're going to get to know more about each other, take some magazine quizzes, and maybe hold on to a card and tell a lie or two! Three beautiful boys stand before you, and we can't wait to see how this turns out!

Almost every card in play is out on the table, fluttering through the air, or being autographed by an enemy as Thunderman LLC gears up for its next great challenge. Luckily the girl group is back together and ready to dish about ALL of it! Anne says only losers eat in the cafeteria so grab dinner to go and meet us in the club house!

This week we have so much to discuss! Will we find magic weapons? Has anyone talked to Buckminster? Has anyone talked to Brittnay? Do you have your outfit sorted for Danger Prom? There's so much, come to the Craft Club and we'll shorten your shirts while we DISH.

This week Anne and Nell are here to spy on boy dreams with you and learn a little bit more about themselves and possibly the very nature of this podcast along the way. So come join us in the Future Fantasy clubhouse; there's a water slide, PS2, and Derek the podcat can talk now and is playing bartender. Thanks Chaos!

This week we're bringing you all our greatest hits- merch ideas, fanfic ideas, fashion tips, and a conjuring spell is at last complete! Everyone cram into the biggest dorm room it's time for a "there are demons outside and the floor is lava" sleepover!

Not to oversell it but this week we bring some real fire with our hot tips on fashion and on which other podcasters should be considered for the cast of TAZ, along with wild speculation and the usual nonsense! Put in your drink orders with Barb, it's time to dish!

Time to spill ALL the apple tea! This week the Thundermen are in their prime and your girls are here to be excited with you about every moment. Someone loses a hand, someone gains an apple, and someone sleeps for 12 hours. Find an intact tent and let's dish!

HOLD MY HAND! This week our heroes' scheming screeches to an abrupt halt- Firbolg is hot on the trail of an apple thief while Argo tries to keep hold of Fitzroy who's slipping away into his own clip show of personal nightmares. It's all VERY romantic and VERY chaotic. Books in hand, boots on the ground, let's go!

Saddle up! This week we're talking ships, animal crossing, dagger tricks- and actual good theories we think you'll like! It's a long ride ahead but we've got plenty of convos and combos to go around, let's go!

It's the start of a new mission and we're theorizing about everything and everyone! Nell advises us on pillow fights and forest spirits, Anne shares insight on those #GoodBarns, and Brittnay is ride or die for the Scarlet Woods. Grab an appletini, it's time to catch some bees and shake some trees!

The stars have aligned to bring this episode to you! We've got everything: theories on all your favorite characters, reasons to mistrust all your favorite characters, discussions on bath and body works products that haven't existed for ten years- everything!

Put on your favorite fragrance and trust no one; just as the prophecies foretold: this is a hot one!

Your presence is requested at a meeting with us, your girls! We've got to discuss our boys and their one-on-one chat sessions, their solo adventures, and their prowess (or lack thereof) on the battlefield! Can we trust Althea? Who would survive a Fairy Party? And where can we get a tiny hat for Gary? Let's find out together!

Hope you enjoyed your long rest, we're back at it! This week Nell sets sail, Anne keeps us honest, and an old favorite makes a dramatic return (it's Brittnay, she's back). It's the thrilling conclusion to TAZ Graduation's First Dungeon Event, you can't miss it!

Amazingly we all made it to second semester! Time to ransack the dorms, meet with the teachers, and go absolutely buck wild at Rainer's birthday party! Oh no wait there's also some serious stuff to talk about- but it's okay we can do it all! See you on the dance floor!

The team is back together at last! Be sure to top up your murder boards, update your dream journals, and subscribe to the newest "fashion" publication as we get ready to close out our first semester here at this shady shady school!

This week we ring in the new year, do a puzzle, finish our work study, and help a new friend get home! We also talk a lot about Care Bears, fantasy crime dramas, and delve a little deeper into the mysteries surrounding our new school. This episode has everything except for Brittnay, let us know if you see her! Happy 20 Dirty 20 everyone!

Bee's wandered off into the forbidden forest but I hope everyone else got their permission slips signed because it's time for a trip into town! First we'll head to the shops for some fits, then the tavern for some sips, then the barrister's office for some legal counsel! Hurry, the Groundsy Express is rolling out!

Nell's up and joined a student exchange program, leaving Anne and Bee to go through the boys' dream journals, expound upon the intricacies of zagging on your family, and of course add a few new theories up on the murder board. Get your galaxy brain ready, we're covering it all!

Hold on to your hood, heroes, class is in session! Bee, the delinquent, is already missing school but Anne and Nell are here to take some blame, play fantasy dodge ball, get a magic lesson, and sit in on the hottest class of all. See you after school at the creperie!

Welcome to a new year at a new school and to new seasons of The Adventure Zone and Romancing the Zone!

Our clubhouse is now a dorm room, but don't you worry there are still plenty of snacks, drinks, games, and posters of cute monsters and giant women on the walls. This year's gonna be great!

We discussed Amnesty, then the boys discussed Amnesty, so now it's time to discuss the boys discussing Amnesty! More questions answered! More thoughtful analyses! And our big beautiful ship sails strongly onward!

Come hang out with us one more time in Kepler before school starts!

We did it everyone, Season 1 of Romancing the Zone is a wrap! Time to bid the fondest of farewells to our sweet Kepler, West Virginia- but let's keep this party true to the brand and go out with one more throw down and lots of giggling and goofs.

See you in the Car! Have a good summer! LYLAS!

The end is in sight! Literally! It's scary! This week we face down one old god and encourage another and just when you think it's over the sky rips open, a bomb gets set, and a boy tells us his name. Forget a nap and a snack, we need a stiff drink.

The door is open! The time is now! Your girls are with you and we're ready to roll! More nonsensical references to commercials, toys, and video games- there's something for everyone as we get closer and closer to the Amnesty Finale!

This week new tabletop games are invented, ships set sail, Nell insists on old Nintendo references, Brittnay is composing novel-length fanfics, and Anne needs to tell you about some Mystic Knights. Say your farewells and take a last look at Kepler, we're off to Sylvain!

Anne went back to Chicago (and GenCon) so it's another Sisters Episode! We've got you covered- video game tips, cinematic visuals, newly established canon, where's Indrid? And see if you can catch all five of Brittnay's favorite moments.

Hit the photo collage of Ned on the way out, let's do this for him!

While our heroes are recruiting new RPG party members around Kepler Brittnay retells old commercials, Anne pens a strongly worded letter, and Nell learns to love again. Go get your hidden cookies, we've got so much to talk about!

This week we celebrate our 50th episode by doing the same thing we've done for the previous 49 shows! Let's dish about our new hero, discuss headcanons we forget we made up, and speculate about what could happen next! Grab your sexiest sketchbook, let's go!

What a wild journey through Kepler, WV it's been so far! Your girls are here to recap the recap, pitch some new theories, and sing to you. Toss on your silky 80s bathrobe and get in the kitchen for some cheesecake, we've got a lot of reminiscing to do!

This week your sisters are back to hold down the fort and hold your hand while Anne takes care of bizness elsewhere (seeking vengeance? maybe! we're not saying no). Things are getting more and more intense in Kepler, West Virginia, and despite unavoidable devastation we're still doing what we do best: talking through it all and using humor as a coping mechanism. Hold tight, we're with you!

The Tres Horny Boys are back at it again, just in time for a robot uprising! We discuss it all- alternate realities, giveaways for future live shows, fighting shadow Link, and just where did Merle pick up all these druid techniques? The portal's only open for so long, let's go!

We keep losing track of our team mates in TAZ Amnesty and now Brittnay's up and vanished! Anne and Nell take the opportunity to bring you an episode of fact-based, hard-hitting journalism. Just kidding, we talk about things like the murder board, the plural term for Bigfoot, and organizing our list of priorities by which boys need protecting. Come join us and maybe don't immediately trust Bee when you see her!