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Total Barbour and Stainton

Total Barbour and Stainton

By Ronnie Barbour
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Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep. 48

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Total Barbour and Stainton. Ep.69 (XL)
DIY SAS. Speedos, Speeding, Spidermans. After 8 Minsks!
32:12
May 27, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton: Episode 69(b)
Disciplinary Paddling... Sugary Lips... Marafuku Railways... Only Ewes.
32:15
May 20, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. The one about Tony.
Rhubarb, Picked and Washed. Total Eclipse of the Bollocks. Councillor's Stools. Paul McCartney's Lino.
35:13
May 14, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. The one about a goat called Barry.
Brummie Mastermind. 99 Problems But A Bench Ain't One. Thongs For The Memories. A Goat Called Barry.
33:19
May 6, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. The one about Michael Caine and Abba.
Michael Caine Sings Abba. The Machinations of Masculinity. Glenn Close, But No Cigar. Chasing Priti.
31:31
April 29, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. The one about bunny hugging foreplay.
Keir In The Community. Hugh Grant's Muffins. Bunny Hugging Foreplay. Strap-on Melons.
39:53
April 23, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. The one about wild wees.
Rim Block Wild Wees Socking All Over The World The Arthritic Book of Sex
35:54
April 15, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton: "Naked Zoomer"
FOGO. Migrating Salmond. Olympic Pole Dancing. Monet for Nothing.
33:52
April 1, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. Catchit!
Free Frisking. Catchit! Penis Evolution. Quarantinis.
36:15
March 25, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton: The one about Take That Hot Tubs.
Take That Hot Tubs. Potty Handy. Putin's Pencil. 2021 Erection Special.
40:60
March 19, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. "Clockbusters"
The one about... Celebrity Colons...Ronnie Wood's Karzi... The Egg, Egg, Egg...Meghan's 3rd Wave. 
38:52
March 11, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. Ep.95.7
Debrie or not Debrie. Carl Lewis's Purloined Water. Call My Buff. Turkey Twix.
38:04
March 4, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. Ep.345/6
Pretending you're a Womble. Dogging not Digging. Curried Seagulls. Daffidildos.
38:10
February 25, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. Ep.12(a)
Tortoise Sniffing. Green Dior. Nudes at Ten. Biscuits of The Apocalypse.
40:54
February 11, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. Ep.69
Frenetic Crabs. Honeymooning Minibuses. Snakes in Greenock. Robert Smith's Pedalo.
36:35
February 4, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton: Ep.2(c)
Puffed Up Pout. Pizza Under The Door. Splat The Knob. Niagara Balls.
39:42
January 28, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. Ep. 4077
Toyah's Kitchen Tips. What's the Choices? John Betchemel. Soup Brothels.
01:00:48
January 21, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. Ep.4212
Fatima Whitbread's "Knock and Run". Sandwich Wars. iWalkers. Chuck Norris wasn't there...
58:27
January 14, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. Ep.666
Two People in Lidl. Michael Jackson’s Whisk. Ronnie’s Sexy Time.  Semi-Virtual Insanity.
58:12
January 7, 2021
Total Barbour and Stainton. Ep.389F
Annie Lennox's Kibbutz... Tempestuosity... Tier Maria... The Witchford Sandinistas.
59:41
December 24, 2020
Total Barbour and Stainton.
Joe Mangel's Sheep... Elongated Punchlines... Veggie Snobs... "And it got me thinking..."
39:23
December 17, 2020
Total Barbour and Stainton. Ep.4H
The Seed of Barbour... Who's the Tosser at The Till? ...Hardened Waffles...Self Satisfied Refs.
34:44
December 10, 2020
Total BS: Beaver Trust...Looking for a Purple One... Darts Vaccination... Very Wet Pubs.
Beaver Trust...Looking for a Purple One... Darts Vaccination... Very Wet Pubs.
40:26
December 3, 2020
Total BS: Licking Cars... Cliff Stacks... PritiStick...Big Plant Crossing
Licking Cars... Cliff Stacks... PritiStick...Big Plant Crossing 
36:55
November 26, 2020
Total BS: Musk, Musk... The PPE Box... 9to5 Vaccine...A Right Carrie on!
Musk, Musk... The PPE Box... 9to5 Vaccine...A Right Carrie on!
38:54
November 19, 2020
Ronnie Barbour Live From The Gated Community.
"Bats in the loft...."
34:30
August 14, 2020
Total BS. Ep.7
Scruples bigger that Rubles... Treelancers... Little Yoda... Dandy Dick.
42:15
July 24, 2020
Total BS. Ep.6
Silent Ghis... Honorary Fellow... Bucket o' Tuna... Drop the Plop.
41:30
July 17, 2020
Total BS. Ep.5
Test, Rack and Taste... Near the Knuckle... Scream Inside Your Head...Downing St. Vossy Bop!
42:01
July 10, 2020
Total BS. Ep.4
Voluptuous Hips in Zips... Safe Release...Dystopian Dichotomy... Electric Brae.
48:16
July 3, 2020
Total BS. Ep.3
Prehistoric Shafts...Geometry of Gout... Posturing Perineum..."Everybody peeks..."
47:11
June 26, 2020
Ronnie Barbour Live From The Gated Community. Ep.103
"They never just nibble..."
22:41
June 24, 2020
Ronnie Barbour Live From The Gated Community. Ep.106
Slow-Motion Toilet Seats.
23:47
June 23, 2020
Total BS. 2
Hermetically Sealed Kiltage... Risky Leaks... 3 Fingered Kit-Kats...The Facebra.
47:08
June 19, 2020
Ronnie Barbour Live From The Gated Community. Ep.105
"Unpopped Popcorn."
25:01
June 10, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.59
Tiny Little Cookers... Strap-on Face Masks... Track and Tracy... Sexy, Spicy Football.
42:09
June 5, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.58
Soldiers of Forturing... Alien Feet... Quarantine Dreams... Dodgy 'Ship' Builders.
38:56
June 4, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.57
Ganga Crackers... Dusty Bogata...Gog Magog Physiognomy... The Trudeau Pause.
42:59
June 3, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.56
Tat Droppings...Amphibious Cod... Art Avocado... Pizza Reheat.
40:48
June 2, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.55
Knock Door Lucky... Monkey Proof Labs... Donald in a Bunker... Clay Pigeon Burgers.
42:50
June 1, 2020
Ronnie Barbour Live From The Gated Community. Ep.221b
"A horse called Van-Tam..."
18:36
May 31, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.54
Little Ronnie Romping... Mind Monitoring... Divertisement... Horizontal Harbours.
42:38
May 29, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.53
Tempestuous Weather... Hot-Tub-Afillia... Holy Decking... Diseased Spaceships.
39:21
May 28, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.52
Condoms for Canada... Supernatural Cassocks... The Peston Muter... Trace, Track and Anaesthetise. 
38:30
May 27, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.51
Marquee Malarkey... Mexican Trumpet Buffets... The Cummings Catheter...Michael Gove's Reliant Robin.
40:12
May 26, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.50
Unicorn Piñata...Tree Love...Scullery Robbers... Shanghai Lils.
40:34
May 25, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.49
BaBaBaBingo! ... The Savage Switch... High-Pitched Patisserie... Bundana Croquet.
43:58
May 22, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep. 48
Broderick Gazumpstion...Two Go Rubbing... Track and Trace Boris... Peterburger Envy.
35:46
May 21, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.47
Wild Weeing... Follow The Seance... Saliva Cricket Balls... Covid Cap.
36:13
May 20, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.46
Organised Cupboards... Musk of Ronnie... Bloodsucking Crotch Flies... Curtains for Diners.
43:35
May 19, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.45
Drive-Thru Christenings... Ooh La La Lockdown... Lego Guitars...Too Many Trumpets.
39:32
May 18, 2020
Ronnie Barbour Live From The Gated Community. Ep.19
Mrs Doubtfire speaks out!
14:00
May 17, 2020
Ronnie Barbour Live From The Gated Community. Ep.543
Whittlesea Whelks.
18:32
May 16, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.44
Clapping Through The Letterbox...Hotel Mannequins...Stainton's Occupational Album...Top Trumps.
39:18
May 15, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.43
Pie Pie Charts... Hogweed Volunteers...Australian Cavity Searches...Socially Distant Tony Orlando.
36:32
May 14, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.42
Ornamental Grapes...Ena Sharples in a Tutu...Furlough Fever... Fatima Whitbread's Cup-a-Soup Collection.
40:53
May 13, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.41
Target for Ventriloquists...Pugs Dealer...Square Sausage... Quarantini Bikini.
38:51
May 12, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.40
Let's Blether...The Mighty Bulge...Honey Monster Politics...Shut That Door!
33:09
May 11, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.39
Sex Rationing...What's Plaque Got To Do With it? ... The Pan Pandemic... Spam,Spam,Spam, Spam!
36:26
May 8, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.38
Exploding Moustaches...Chubby Olympics...Outdated References...Lockdown Macarenas. 
32:12
May 7, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.37
Supplanting Faces...70's Infestations...Fascist Hot Desks... Disappearing Adele.
39:55
May 6, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.36
Awkward Acronyms...Heckled at Haslingfield...Classically Drained...Sean Bean is Paul Stainton.
38:39
May 5, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.35
Isolation Sex...Conservative Shorts...Over Exuberant Karaoke...Shabba Barbour.
35:06
May 4, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.34
Duvet Olympics...Basketball Steak Bakes... Single Letter Superiority...Brenda's Beaver.
37:48
May 1, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.33
Farmyard Halitosis...Augmented Means...Hair Plug Staplers...Cavalier Face Masks.
36:11
April 30, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.32
Crochery Kevlar...Alien Textures...Garlic Dismissive Glances...Klingon Asteroids.
30:51
April 29, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote 31
Bush Beating... Just Call Me Mark... Drug Pigeons... Spy Barbour
31:56
April 28, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote - Episode 30
Casting Aspersions... TV Uniforms... If The Kepi Fits... Love On An Airfield
30:58
April 27, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote Special
It's the Antidote Special - raising money for Arthur Rank Hospice Care
31:29
April 26, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.29
Injected with a Donald...Finnish Hitmen... Asteroid Perspectives... Living with Bigfoot.
36:56
April 24, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.28
Elongated Musk...Feng Shui... Lockdown Superheroes... Military Briefings.
29:49
April 23, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.27
The Ugly Uplift…Bing Crosby’s Pipe….Updated Commandments and Culinary Herb Committees
31:55
April 22, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.26
Puppets on Strings...Cummerbund Sausage...Social Antagonising... And Relief from the Mundanity of our Existence.
31:31
April 21, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.25
Pre Viagra fish fingers...Soap bar chemistry... Sexless tv shows... Elton John’s teeth.
31:00
April 20, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.24
Grouting for Girls...Short Flaps...Ronnie on a Pony...Fourplay.
28:27
April 17, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.23
The Sound of Silence...New Badges...Chris Rea's Christmas...Stainton's Port Cullis.
23:02
April 16, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.22
Wiki leaks twice...Bank Robber Tights...The return of the One Second Song Competition... Tomato Juice on your lawn.
27:51
April 15, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep21
Jockey Shortage...Holmes v Trump...Banoffee Pie...Boss for a Day!
25:59
April 14, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.20
Tinned Tomatoes...Retro Selection Boxes...Surprised by a Brush...The SAS.
26:36
April 13, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.19
Parallel Universe...Porkies...Second Homes for Everyone...Ali Bongo
24:52
April 10, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.18
The price of Fois Gras...Gally Barlow's Face...Mr Blobby's gone down...Globetrotting Stainton.
27:39
April 9, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.17
Dangerous biscuits...Vacuous Stainton...Calming Characters...Nigella's Bathtime.
26:39
April 8, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.16
Soup for Cats...Kerplunk Injuries...Ronnie and the Jenga.
32:08
April 7, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.15
Craig David's Slow Cooker...Naughty Things with a Glove Puppet...New Romantics... Stomping on Pampas Grass.
29:04
April 6, 2020
Ronnie Barbour Live From The Gated Community. Episode 53
A view from beyond the gate.
07:38
April 5, 2020
RBAT. Suzi Quatro
Ronnie talks to Suzi Quatro.
19:36
April 4, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.14
Clapping anxiety...Big with dogs... Coq au Vin and Banana Peel.
28:31
April 3, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.13
Satisfying Noises...Zoom Celebrity Squares...Pure Sex with Gary Barlow.
29:14
April 2, 2020
Archers Catchup 2
Duck.
00:47
April 1, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.12
Linear Fashion...Kerby...Longinous...Vapor Trails.
31:10
April 1, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.11
Ronnie's Radio Academy of Dreams...Paul's Pantry...Who's at The Door?
28:39
March 31, 2020
Archers Catchup.
Ambridge Cow.
00:46
March 30, 2020
Stainton Raps
Wham.Rap.
00:15
March 30, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.10
Kevin Keegan's Shorts...Cooks and Raps...Everything's too Long!
31:38
March 30, 2020
Don Kitter's Sporting Lockdown.
The Don is back.
03:48
March 29, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.9
Alphonso's Maracas... Julie's Anal Glands...Illegal Manea Decking.
28:36
March 27, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.8
14th Century Nuptial Stool...Product Placement...Hidden Messages.
24:53
March 26, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.7
Dogger Bank...Virtual Haircuts...Big in Iran
29:19
March 25, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. Ep.6
Bob Pele....Corn Beef Contraband...Big in Mablethorpe
28:54
March 24, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote 5
Uranium Rods...It's A Knockout...Ready, Steady, Cheat.
17:58
March 23, 2020
RBAT 22 Mar 2020
Tatties...Mum's claim to fame..."Love a paddle."
09:11
March 22, 2020
RBAT 21 Mar 2020
Imac...Pastry Injuries...Nana Moon.
15:35
March 21, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote 4.
The Times wins.
17:08
March 20, 2020
RBAT 19 MAR 2020
Thermometers. 
07:34
March 19, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote 3.
Wet Balaclavas and Sheds.
15:08
March 19, 2020
RBAT 18/03/2020
ronnie@effieproductions.co.uk
06:09
March 18, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote 2
Tape measures and Monster Munch.
15:45
March 18, 2020
RBAT. EP.5
Interview with Jules Hillier from The Ely Mutual Aid Group.
06:56
March 17, 2020
Stainton and Barbour's Antidote. 1
Much ado...
15:17
March 17, 2020
RBAT. Ep.4
Professors hair...
14:46
March 16, 2020
RBAT. Ep.3
Ray's in the bath.
05:14
March 16, 2020
Ronnie Barbour's All Talk Ep.2
No hugging.
13:37
March 15, 2020
Ronnie Barbour's All Talk Ep.1
Talk n Roll.
05:21
March 15, 2020