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Not Your Average Accountant

Not Your Average Accountant

By AP Rose

Not Your Average Accountant is hosted by AP Rose. Formerly known as Smell The Roses. AP Rose is an accountant and millennial trying to figure out life just like the rest of us. AP gives you her realest thoughts on life and whatever comes to her mind.
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Not Your Average AccountantFeb 10, 2021

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Durty 30 in Mexico

Durty 30 in Mexico

In this week's episode, we are talking about Riverboat Rumble, cloning people, soul tapping and turning another decade...


BBW: @1goddess_jewelz - Goddess Bria – Soul Tapped In is chakra-focused Body Movement & Meditation

@ne0tric_touch – cellular therapy

Netflix & chill: #TheyClonedTyrone Sports: #SpencervsCrawford #GaethejeDustin #UFC292

Messyness: Water Turner (boat black ppl)

AP rose thoughts: My views on turning 30

Aug 18, 202322:58
Not Your Average Accountant Podcast - Ep 35: If You Got Anything Else

Not Your Average Accountant Podcast - Ep 35: If You Got Anything Else

In this week's episode, we are talking about Juvenile, UFC 291, full moon, and more.

  • BBW: @_like_a_daffodil –Sacred Body Apothecary (Goddess of Rebirth)
  • Netflix & chill: #SpiderMan#Juvenile
  • Sports: #UFC291
  • AP rose thoughts: Full moon (p*ssy church edition), New Place
Jul 09, 202333:14
Its A Goddess

Its A Goddess

BBW: @mentalwealth_healingsessions @meditation_with_rc

Netflix & chill: #LoveisBlind season 4

Sports: #LSUWomen #AngelReese #Izzy #GervontaDavis #RyanGarcia

You good?: #Goddess Initiation

AP rose thoughts: #DonLemon got fired; #Osun Fest Love Party, #SweetLoveSanctuary, #NaturallyIsis

Apr 27, 202330:07
Is It Really On Site When You're Healing?

Is It Really On Site When You're Healing?

In this week's episode, we are talking about what do you do when its on site (we are going to fight whenever I see you) when you are in your healing season. Did Usman really win? Do you support Black women?

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @iamaprose @Roseleoesthetics #RosetteExperts

Netflix & chill: #Antman #AOT #AttackOnTitan #MarriedAtFirstSight

Sports: #JonJones #KamaruUsman #LeonEdwards #Vera #Sandhagen

AP rose thoughts: What do you do when it’s on site but you’re healing now lol

 


Mar 21, 202330:16
I'm My Own Valentines

I'm My Own Valentines

In this week's episode, we are talking about Rihanna Bowl, Pole Dancing and Valentines

BBW (Black Business of the Week) # InnerMeStudios #Nicole Phillips

Black History Fact: #DeaconsofDefense #Bogalusa #Louisiana

Netflix & Chilling: #Stolen Youth  #Netflix prices

You good?: #Boobs still lol, #SacredWoman Journey; #Valentines Day

Rose's Thoughts: #Superbowl #Rihannabowl #PoleDancing

Feb 18, 202329:41
Boobs, Massages, DeafU

Boobs, Massages, DeafU

In this week's episode, we are talking about Boobs, getting massages and fights.

BBW (Black Business of the Week) #Houston_Aztec_Massage

Netflix & Chilling: #DeafU

You good?: #Boobs

Rose's Thoughts: #UFC, sports, #RodeoHouston, #Beyonce

Jan 25, 202329:47
"F*cking Robitussin"

"F*cking Robitussin"

In this week's episode, we are talking about Black art, #WakandaForever, and this day that's not a holiday.

BBW (Black Business of the Week) #LuLu_Certified #TokenPokeHou #JellyPhishFeels #RoseleoEsthetics

Netflix & Chilling: #Wendell&Wild #Entergalactic #BlackPanther #WakandaForever

You good?: #Thanksgiving is different this year for me

Rose's Thoughts: Dealing with getting older and the holidays. Knowing what makes me irk and gearing up for my cruise next month.

Nov 23, 202240:32
Do You Feel Seen or Heard?

Do You Feel Seen or Heard?

In this week's episode, we are talking about finally feeling heard and seen, a lil #Kanye, and what's up with blind love

BBW (Black Business of the Week) #HealingGirlSeason (@beadedbae & @cliterate_) #Black_Estheticians #RoseleoEsthetics #SweetLoveSanctuary

Netflix & Chilling: #LoveIsBlind3

You good?: #Healing

Rose's Thoughts: You going to break up with me? Me? 



Oct 28, 202246:20
Traveling, Single, and Licensed

Traveling, Single, and Licensed

In this week's episode, we are talking about my how I am feeling after being single again, #LicensedEsthetician, and Low & High Vibrational 

BBW (Black Business of the Week) #expressyourselfblackman #RoseleoEsthetics #SweetLoveSanctuary #- BrownSugarCaféandBooks

Netflix & Chilling: #HocusPocus2

You good?: #CheckingInWithYourself

Rose's Thoughts: #Traveling, Single, and Licensed

Oct 19, 202229:42
Birthday in Florida, yikes!

Birthday in Florida, yikes!

In this week's episode, we are talking about my trip to Florida, my Esthetician exam results, and travelling solo

BBW (Black Business of the Week) #KlenBodyHairAndSkin #RoseleoEsthetics #SweetLoveSanctuary

Netflix & Chilling: #Endoftheroad 

You good?: #HavingaRoutine #DoingThingsSolo

Rose's Thoughts: #Florida and the #Bahamas was lit! Did I pass my exam?


Sep 24, 202239:51
What's An Esthetician, Baby?

What's An Esthetician, Baby?

In this week's episode, we are talking about why I decided to become an Esthetician when I got two degrees already.

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @roseleoesthetics #roseleoesthetics

Netflix & Chilling: #Verzuz #FirstKill #GiveonMic #TrickDaddyIGotMyPots

You good?: #LearnWhenToSayNo #MakeFunGoalsToo #LearningMMA

Rose's Thoughts: I bet people think I am crazy for going back to school for Esthetics rather than another degree...

Jul 09, 202246:42
New Name Alert

New Name Alert

I'm BACK! Again!

In this week's episode, we are talking about what I have been up to these last 7 months

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @roseleoesthetics #roseleoesthetics

Music Taste: #WatchTheSun #PJMorton

Netflix & Chilling: #BobsBurgerTheMovie / #StepSistersNetflix

What Ya Reading: #Will #WillSmith / #FeedingTheSoul #TabithaBrown

You good?: #HappyMentalHealthAwarenessMonth

Rose's Thoughts: I am back in school with a new boo, new job, Rihanna had a baby, and I'm already planning my birthday for August


May 22, 202229:50
He Just Didn't Want To Be A Father

He Just Didn't Want To Be A Father

I'm BACK! 

In this week's episode, we are talking about what I have been up to these last 7 months

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @fourteenchic and @unmutemee

Netflix & Chilling: #SquidGame, #DearWhitePeople, and #JoJo'sBizzareAdventure

You good?: I got a new therapist

Rose's Thoughts: UFC, Job, School, and Jail (OMG!)

Check out the YouTube videos of the podcast: Smell The Roses Podcast

Oct 12, 202128:59
Miami Vice

Miami Vice

In this week's episode, we are talking about believing in yourself and your vision while continuing to wear you mask - #maskup

Texans were told they don't have to wear masks anymore starting March 10th - WTF Abbott

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @ashleyj93 - Learn how to flip pallets

Sports: #UFC259 - #IsraelAdesanya (Stylebender), #AmandaNunes, and news on #KhamzatChimaev

Handout A Rose: London - my frenemy, but a lovely bitch that barked her last bark #RIHLondon

Check out the YouTube videos of the podcast: Smell The Roses Podcast

Mar 04, 202119:44
Texas Stay Strong & Warm

Texas Stay Strong & Warm

In this week episode, we are talking about the deadly freezing conditions in Texas - #TexasStrong

We are frustrated about the freezing conditions, the state responses especially #TedCruz in Cancun

Shoutout to #TurkeyLegHut, #SheilaJacksonLee, #ReliefGang, #TraeTheTruth, #TXSU, #BlackStoreInc, #MattressMack, and more for helping the communities in Texas

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @awesomeliyou - Affordable leak-proof period panties

Handout A Rose: @serenawilliams and @naomiosaka - two beautiful queens and legends

Check out the YouTube videos of the podcast: Smell The Roses Podcast 

Feb 19, 202134:59
Snapchat Scandal

Snapchat Scandal

In this week episode, we are talking about Super Bowl LV, #SilhouetteChallenge, and Mardi Gras

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @ermarosewinery - A boutique winery in Texas co-owned by Jessica Prothow

Mental Health Tip: It's okay to not be okay

Sports: Superbowl LV - Tom Brady is not the new GOAT 

Rose's Thoughts: Black Girl Affirmations (Roots) available on YouTube and my Snapchat scandal

Check out the YouTube videos of the podcast: Smell The Roses Podcast

Feb 10, 202124:32
Butter, Books, and Heaux Tales

Butter, Books, and Heaux Tales

This week episode we are talking about butter, books, and heaux tales

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @bertrands_butter : Homemade butters

Books: #TheArtAndScienceOfRespect , The Dark Side of The Light Chasers, How to Talk to Anyone 92 Littel Tricks... 

Music: #JazmineSullivan #HeauxTales

Rose's Thoughts: I'm a working girl now!

Check out the YouTube videos of the podcast: Smell The Roses Podcast

Jan 26, 202122:16
Capitol BS

Capitol BS

This week episode we are doing things a little different...


BBW (Black Business of the Week): Shoutout to everybody Black. My beautiful Black woman and beautiful Black men.

WTH on #CapitolHill

#BussItChallenge

Do you know what your crazy is?

Pastor #LoriHarvey


Check me out on all platforms

 YouTube - Smell The Roses Podcast

Instagram - @smelltherosespod

Twitter - @STRosesPod

Jan 13, 202120:49
2020 Favorites w/ AP

2020 Favorites w/ AP

This week episode we are talking about: AP's 2020 Favorites

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @littleherbs.co @iam_dt #tricetrucking @theblackstoreinc @thereup_movement 

2020 Favorites: 

Album - #Kehlani #Itwasgooduntilitwasn't 

Song - #EAT by @tobecallsmefat & #tobenwigwe ; #Melanin by #Ciara, #LaLa, #Lupita, & #TheCityGirls 

Movie - #BlackIsKing #Beyonce Artist - #Giveon #BigMulatto 

Book - The Twelve Shifts by #Jamilfrazier ; The Coldest Winter Ever by #SisterSouljah 

Lyric - "We don't ride the wave, we create it" - FAT @tobecallsmefat 

Podcast - #hoetohusbandpodcast @hoetohusbandpodcast 

YouTube - #KevOnStageStudios @kevonstage 

TV Show - #LovecraftCountry #Mandolorian 


Keep checking back for when I start posting the YouTube videos of the podcast.

Dec 23, 202043:48
Thanksgiving, not really

Thanksgiving, not really

This week episode we are talking about: Update on AP's life and career
BBW (Black Business of the Week): @twistedgrilledcheese - "We look forward to making your heart melt with all of our cheesy goodness."
Books/TV Shows/Music: #Mandalorian , #KevinHart new comedy special
Health Tip: Your girl is almost at her mile goal!
Rose's Thoughts: Update on my life since I got laid off due to COVID
Keep checking back for when I start posting the YouTube videos of the podcast.
Dec 03, 202033:39
Lovecraft is Lit, but did you VOTE

Lovecraft is Lit, but did you VOTE

This week episode we are talking about:
BBW (Black Business of the Week): @weightonitapparel : Workout apparel and accessories company where their mission is to get you to aspire for more
Books/TV Shows/Music: #LovecraftCountry
Health Tip: I've been consistently running, yall!
Rose's Thoughts: My experience first time voting back in 2012, why we need to vote in 2020, and whatever the outcome as brother Kendrick says "We gon be alright"
Keep checking back for when I start posting the YouTube videos of the podcast.
Sponsorships: on for this episode
Nov 04, 202046:47
Dropping Gems for The #Culture

Dropping Gems for The #Culture

This week episode we are talking about legacy, purpose, and trying to send positivity with everything that is going on in this world. Featuring @miriteresa and @kampediachronicles.

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @thebodybutters : All natural skincare is their business

Books/TV Shows/Music: #CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers , #Gumby, #The Flash

Health Tip: Get someone to help with accountability 

Rose's Thoughts: We just talked about our thoughts and our usual run-on conversations that always have gems

Keep checking back for when I start posting the YouTube videos of the podcast.

Aug 31, 202039:59
Meg, We Here For You

Meg, We Here For You

This week episode we are talking about Megan Thee Stallion and being Black women featuring @miriteresa, @kampediachronicles, and @fresh_since86

BBW (Black Business of the Week): Joilee's World 

Books/TV Shows/Music: #ThePush, #TheProjectPower, #Mulatto, #TheChi 

Rose's Thoughts: We understand #Meg 

Keep checking back for when I start posting the YouTube videos of the podcast.

Aug 24, 202039:50
27

27

This week episode is a real one birthday. Shoutout to all my Leos

BBW (Black Business of the Week): Rosette Enterprises (Vending Machine Business)

Books/TV Shows/Music: American Vandal on Netflix

Rose's Thoughts: I talk about being another year older and how I feel about turning 27 this year especially with COVID going on...

Keep checking back for when I start posting the YouTube videos of the podcast. 

#HappyBirthdayToMe #27 #Leo 

Aug 17, 202017:43
What is Your Name???

What is Your Name???

This week episode I'm talking about the meaning of name, Beyonce is King, and God is Good. 

BBW (Black Business of the Week): WRLDINVSN (world-in-vision) - Clothing Brand

Books/TV Shows/Music: The Watchmen and Black is King

Rose's Thoughts: Whats the meaning of your name? I discuss the meaning of my first name, last name, and nickname

Keep checking back for when I start posting the YouTube videos of the podcast. 

Aug 05, 202030:27
Don’t Buy Me A Birkin; Buy Me A Real Bra | Dealing With Hoes During COVID

Don’t Buy Me A Birkin; Buy Me A Real Bra | Dealing With Hoes During COVID

This week episode has my BFF @peaceoftruth back! We rambled again about crazy stuff going from dealing with hoes during COVID to Victoria's Secret not fitting our bra size.  

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @queenlyhaircare @im_just_key @iammag 

Books/TV Shows/Music: @thephilomusic; Big Little Lies 

Sports: Houston Dynamo, Sugarland Skeeters, and Russell Westbrook has COVID 

Rose's Thoughts: Dealing with dating during COVID, thinking we'll be single forever, dating app stories

Jul 18, 202055:58
Malcom X, COVID Chipped Vaccine, Black Unity

Malcom X, COVID Chipped Vaccine, Black Unity

We have been trying for years to record together so check out this episode with my BFF, @peaceoftruth and her sister, @kampediachronicles.

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @mentedcosmetics - Lipstick, lipgloss,, vegan....
Music/TV/Books: "The Husband's Secret" by Liane Moriarty, "The Autobiography of Malcolm X" told by Alex Haley, Just Mercy
Sports: DASH, women's soccer team, first Houston sports team to play during pandemic
Health Tip: COVID vaccine with chips, true or not???
Rose's Thoughts: We never got to Rose's Thoughts, the pizza came! :)
Jul 06, 202045:23
Money, Cupcakes, and Being Black

Money, Cupcakes, and Being Black

With everything that is going in front of our eyes, I had to say something. So hope you enjoy. 

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @Sweetsbyjazz - Cupcakes, cakes, and more.... 

Music/TV: Money Heist

Health Tip: For real, I'm working out now

Rose's Thoughts: My thoughts on the protests, being black, and tired of being tired...

Jun 12, 202026:00
It's Friday and I Aint Got...

It's Friday and I Aint Got...

This is a short episode or mini episode. I talked about what I'm going through during this quarantine life.

BBW (Black Business of the Week): Shoutout to everyone still working during the virus and hope you stay safe
Music/TV: Childish Gambino, Hunter x Hunter, Terrace House
Health Tip: For real, for real workout
Money Tip: Hope you got the $1200

I hope everyone stay safe out there. Become a better you while we are all stuck in quarantine.
Apr 17, 202015:03
Can Exes Sill Be Friends?

Can Exes Sill Be Friends?

Corona still here, but you can still have fun with your friends 

FYI: The audio was messing up, but this is a great episode you do not want to miss.

BBW (Black Business of the Week): @allprohtx - Auto detailing service 

Music: Meg Thee Stallion, Jhene Aiko, and Money Man

Sports: DeAndre Hopkins trade, Tom Brady, Drew Brees and Bridgewater

Health Tip: Still work out during Corona Virus

Money Tip: Check your investments during this pre-recession time

Rose's Thoughts: Asking your ex questions. Let's see how it went (yikes face :| )

Mar 27, 202001:07:56
Doomsday

Doomsday

Corona is causing mahem and I'm still required to go to work

Movie/TV Shows: Love is Blind, Love Wagon, Frozen 2, Hunter x Hunter

Health Tip: Don't get scammed from fitness trainers 

Money Tip: Review your bank statements

Rose's Thoughts: Doomsday from Corona Virus - What would you do if today was the last day on earth?

Mar 17, 202026:06
Still Single in 2020

Still Single in 2020

I'm back and Happy New Year!!! I talked a little about being single for the last 3 years and my goals that I set for 2020. 

Movie/TV Shows: You (2nd season) , Cheer, Bad Boys III, Photograph, and Birds of Prey

Health Tip: I just need to workout (blahhh)

Rose's Thoughts: Happy Single Anniversary, Marriage, and 2020 Goals 

This is a quick episode so hope you like it! 

Feb 20, 202024:55
She Get It From Her Mama

She Get It From Her Mama

I have a special guest....its my mommy! We ask each other questions like the YouTube series, The Skin Deep, and it gets a little personal. Show segments below:

BBW (Black Business of the Week) - J-Luvs Locs; Ms. Jocelynn specializes in sister locs. Her Facebook page is J-Luvs Locs located in Stafford, TX

Show/Music: I went to see Sabrina Claudio and Jidenna in concert

Health Tip: Get your Flu shot! - from my mom

Rose's Thoughts: My mom and I ask each others questions that are personal and insightful, but ended with laughter and brought us even closer. 

Please like the episode and leave comments. Check out my website at iamaprose.com. Also, I will be uploading videos of the podcast as well (I'll insert once I make a YouTube page)

Instagram: @iamaprose

Twitter: @AProse11 @STRosesPod

Email: STRosesPod@gmail.com

Nov 18, 201935:47
Put On My Big Girl Panties (Bonjour)

Put On My Big Girl Panties (Bonjour)

I talk about my solo trip to Paris and London. Exploring a new country and my wild adventures at a London strip club. 

Show segments below:

BBW - Black Business of the Week: A-Rocket Movers

Show/Music: Tobe Nwigwe aka Tobe from the SWAT

Health Tip: Me Time

Rose's Thoughts: My Paris/London Solo Trip

Please leave comments and reviews. Check out my website at iamaprose.com

Instagram: @iamaprose

Twitter: @AProse11 @STRosesPod

Email: STRosesPod@gmail.com

Oct 24, 201948:07
Nike WTF

Nike WTF

This is a throwback Thursday episode which is actually the first episode I recorded. In this episode, I introduce myself and let the audience get to know me a little better. Show segments below:

BBW - Black Business of the Week: Turkey Leg Hut

Show/Music: Netflix show called "You"

Health Tip: Detox or Juicing

Rose's Thoughts: People complaining about Nike at work (rolling my eyes)


Please leave comments and reviews. Check out my website at iamaprose.com

Instagram: @iamaprose

Twitter: @AProse11 @STRosesPod

Email: STRosesPod@gmail.com

Oct 17, 201928:50