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The Ruben Vega Show

The Ruben Vega Show

By Ruben Vega

Ruben Vega an aspiring comedian and film maker from South Florida gives his take on some of todays hottest subjects, from transgender babies, all the way giving teachers PTO time for taking out the school shooter. No topic is safe on The Ruben Vega Show.
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Episode 97: "Family Friendly"

Episode 97: "Family Friendly"

In this episode of The Ruben Vega Show we discuss the winner of Anti-Semite of the year, we talk about the meaning of "Family Friendly" in 2022, we tackle Trumps Big Announcement, and Elon Musk banning journalists, and we go through some of the New York Posts most ridiculous articles this week.  All this and much more on this episode of RVS. 

Dec 19, 202235:06
Episode 96: Tremendo Recap (Back from Hiatus)

Episode 96: Tremendo Recap (Back from Hiatus)

Well it's been a long time my free thinkers but the time has come for more RVS. My first episode as a 30 year old man, and I gotta say I felt the age, I was sick like a dog but it was a lot of fun. I covered several of the major events in the last couple of months from Elon buying Twitter, to Kanye's love for Adolf, Black Adam Flopping, and the the Gatekeepers of Instagram, along with my thoughts on the WNBA and US Female Soccer Teams ALWAYS complaining about money. All this and more, on this brand new RVS. 

Dec 06, 202230:06
Episode 95: TOP G.

Episode 95: TOP G.

Excuse the sound quality on this one, I had a lot to say but not the best space to say it. On this episode we discuss the little mermaid race switch and why it's actually more racist now, we also discuss the hypocrisy of northern states preaching open borders until their border is the one under breach, and I discuss my thoughts on the recent cancellation of Mr.Tate and how I feel about him and the situation, also touch up on the wood shop teacher with the massive rubber b00bz. All this and more on this Bonus episode of The Ruben Vega Show. 

Sep 20, 202222:38
Episode 94: Kids these days.

Episode 94: Kids these days.

On this episode of The Ruben Vega Show, we discuss all the distractions in the news keeping our minds off the current U.S. economic collapse, along with trying to find some solutions to the ongoing school shooting problem, we also talk a little bit about my new favorite show, and how I have been YouTubing again. All this and more on this Episode of The Ruben Vega Show. 

Jul 16, 202230:07
Episode 93: Pinger Fointing (Late Night Pod)

Episode 93: Pinger Fointing (Late Night Pod)

On this episode we discuss the down fall of the American economy, and my thoughts on taking your child to the local drag show,  we also discuss the legend Bugs Bunny's sexual orientation, and the whole Buzz Lightyear controversy along with giving you guys my recommendation of the week. All this and much much more on this special late night episode of The Ruben Vega Show, brought to you by Taco Bell. 

Jun 22, 202236:05
Episode 92: Until the end of the world.

Episode 92: Until the end of the world.

On this episode we discuss the new TAMPON shortage, the crypto market free fall, why I hate QR codes and the KEY Difference between the U.S. and CHINA, all this and more on this weeks episode of The Ruben Vega Show. Brought to you by Me Undies.

Jun 13, 202229:02
Episode 91: K1LL ONE, MARRY ONE.

Episode 91: K1LL ONE, MARRY ONE.

On this episode of The Ruben Vega Show, we discuss the aftermath of Depp v Heard, and a poll on who would you rather marry... We also talk about Miami still partying even though the cities under water, and how some schools are really pushing to arm their teachers after all the latest school shootings, I also touch up on a poll for the best fast food burger. All this and more on this weeks episode which is brought to you by ONNIT and ALPHFA BRAIN. Unleash the best version of yourself. I tell my story of how I went from having the Lowest IQ in my school district, and how I made it to the middle of the pack. Don't forget to like the POD and share it with your loved ones. 

Jun 05, 202233:26
Episode 90: I know YOU don't tip.

Episode 90: I know YOU don't tip.

On this episode of the Ruben Vega Show we practice some stand up comedy, and also talk about the current baby formula shortage in this country, along with the monkey pox outbreak, and we talk discuss yesterdays poll results where I asked the public about their tipping habits in regards to take out and pick up orders. All this and more on this episode of The Ruben Vega Show. This episode was sponsored by AdamandEve.Com. (get your freak on)

May 23, 202233:28
Episode 89: Do you wanna make 20k in 2 hours trading Bitcoin? (CLICK HERE)

Episode 89: Do you wanna make 20k in 2 hours trading Bitcoin? (CLICK HERE)

On this episode of The Ruben Vega Show, I talk about my week as a sick dog, the show Our Father about a guy with like 7000 biological kids, we talk about Obama doing nature docs for Netflix, and how dying is underrated we also expose the morons getting hacked on IG with promises of free money??? All this and much much more on this episode of The Ruben Vega Show. This episode is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends. What will your legend be? Find out. Now. 

May 21, 202234:09
Episode 88: Find your Dreams + UFC 274 Review

Episode 88: Find your Dreams + UFC 274 Review

Happy Mothers Day! On this episode we go over last nights UFC 274 event, and discuss death. All this and more on this episode of The Ruben Vega Show. SPONSORED BY MANNSCAPED.

May 08, 202241:24
Episode 87: The Return.

Episode 87: The Return.

After some time off we are back with more RVS. We discuss the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard scandal a bit as well as Elon Musk buying twitter, also touch up on my latest short film, and we go over some of the lyrics on Future's new album. All this and more on this episode of The Ruben Vega Show. 

Apr 29, 202246:19
Episode 86: Attack on Biden

Episode 86: Attack on Biden

On this episode we cover a bit of everything going on, like the Don't Say Gay Bill in FL, the Invasion of the Ukraine, the teachers feeding their students baby milk cup cakes, and much much more evil. On this episode of The Ruben Vega Show.

Feb 25, 202236:08
Episode 85: hate yourself

Episode 85: hate yourself

On this episode we discuss the cancel culture epidemic making a big come back, with Joe Rogan, and Adele being the latest victims. Also Go Fund me screwing over the truckers protest in Canada, and much much more on this episode of The Ruben Vega Show. Happy Valentines Day!

Feb 14, 202239:54
Episode 84: Nothing is real.

Episode 84: Nothing is real.

On this episode we discuss the disgusting allegations of Hugh Hefner forcing women to give oral sex to his dogs, people scamming on go fund me, the green MnM being too sexy for tv, early 2000's reality tv godliness, and the metaverse take over and how pretty soon we will fully become one with the machine. All this and more on this episode of THE RUBEN VEGA SHOW. 

Jan 26, 202246:34
Episode 83: Covid Survivor

Episode 83: Covid Survivor

It been a minute my free thinkers, but I have a pretty good excuse. On this episode we shake off the rust a bit and talk about the metaverse, the mare of east town, gta San Andreas, and my new survivors guilt. All this and more on this episode of RVS. 

Jan 07, 202228:13
Episode 82: The Christmas Special. (Special Guest: Kyle Rittenhouse)

Episode 82: The Christmas Special. (Special Guest: Kyle Rittenhouse)

Merry Christmas my free thinkers, on this episode we have Kyle Rittenhouse talking some smack. We also talk about the recent event regarding a trucking incident that has put a halt in Colorado's shipment of goods, we talk video game companies finessing the consumers, jury duty, and a the woman who was groped in a plaza... The metaverse plaza.... All this and more, on The Ruben Vega Show.

Dec 20, 202138:36
Episode 81: The Trial of The Century (Raffle Episode)

Episode 81: The Trial of The Century (Raffle Episode)

On this episode we do the first raffle on the podcast, FREE HAT. Just follow RVS_POD on instagram and follow the rules which I explain in the start of the podcast. On this episode we talk about the supposed Trial of the century that is getting little to no coverage whatsoever. We talk about all the distractions going on the last couple of week and my take on terrible leaders in the workplace. All this and more on this weeks RVS PODCAST. 

Dec 08, 202138:33
Episode 80: Evil Car

Episode 80: Evil Car

WE ARE BACK! We talk Kyle Rittenhouse, Omicron, and the evil SUV that murdered countless people, also Gislainne Maxwell's trial, and much much more on this episode of THE RUBEN VEGA SHOW.

Dec 01, 202130:54
Episode 79: YOU REVIEW (Season 3)

Episode 79: YOU REVIEW (Season 3)

On this episode of RVS PODCAST, we review the show YOU (season 3) and answer some fan questions. 

Oct 23, 202133:25
Episode 78: Real Life Anime

Episode 78: Real Life Anime

On this episode we discuss people you barely know saying "we should chill soon" and how full of bologna they are. We also talk about this guy I used to know who turned out to be a pedo (called it), and a few ladies at my job being stupid or just plain racist (oh man!)  I also give my thoughts on Squid Game and the great Norm Macdonald. All this and more on this episode of RVS. 

Oct 08, 202131:24
Episode 77: 19 Reasons Why I hate...

Episode 77: 19 Reasons Why I hate...

On this episode I give my 19 reasons why I hate Joe Biden, well (hate is strong word, more like extremely dislike) but anyway we're having fun. I also give my take on back handed INSULTS and call out people who pretend they criticize Joe, but they really really don't. They're afraid, or ignorant and I don't know which is worse. All this and more on this episode of RVS Podcast. Share this episode with a free thinker near you. 

Sep 21, 202126:22
Episode 76: A good amount of Steak (Not Double Meat)

Episode 76: A good amount of Steak (Not Double Meat)

On this episode we once again have special guest Eve Cobain on the show to have a chill conversation on some of todays hottest topics like Texas' new abortion law, and the nationwide vaccine mandate, we also provide you with some life hacks for your next visit to Chipotle, and we answer this weeks fan question of the week. Kick back, relax and enjoy the show. 

Sep 13, 202155:06
Episode 75: Only Fans bans the Taliban

Episode 75: Only Fans bans the Taliban

On this episode we have critically acclaimed artist Eve Cobain as a special guest, we cover all the latest and greatest events of the current reality. From the Milk Crate Challenge, to Only Bans Fanning all their p0rN, to sleepy Joe blundering a 20 year long war. All that and much more on this weeks RVS PODCAST. Free Thinkers Welcomed. 

Aug 25, 202124:41
Episode 74: He's not a pervert, he's just ITALIAN.

Episode 74: He's not a pervert, he's just ITALIAN.

We talk Andrew Cuomo resigning among other things, and review the two biggest films I watched this week "The Green Knight" and "The Suicide Squad 2021" Don't forget to share this episode with your friends or people you hate. 

Aug 13, 202117:35
Episode 73: You are going to hell, God told me.

Episode 73: You are going to hell, God told me.

Welcome back FREAK THINKERS, we are back with more RVS. On this episode we talk Jeff Bezos crazy sex fueled space trip and also about how all cops are cool down to earth chill dudes who just need a donut and some sick music to vibe to. Shout out to George V Lopez for his question of the week as well, we answer that and much much much more on this episode of RVS PODCAST. 

Aug 03, 202121:25
Episode 72: The Cuba Rant.

Episode 72: The Cuba Rant.

A racist lightning bolt, the 2021 Cuban Revolution. We kept this episode short and sweet. Hope you enjoy, share it with your friends. This episode was brought to you by Tiktok. 

Jul 19, 202113:10
Episode 71: Bisexual Golden Retriever Xyr/Them

Episode 71: Bisexual Golden Retriever Xyr/Them

This episode is brought to you by WhitePeopleMeet. COM the number one place to meet local whites in your area, we discuss Neo Pronouns, and women claiming guys not liking her ass pics are haters, I also tell a story of my Jet Ski adventure and recap the Conor VS Dustin Trilogy fight. All this and more on this weeks RVS PODCAST. 

Jul 12, 202139:59
Episode 70: Only Flans #FreeBritney

Episode 70: Only Flans #FreeBritney

On this Episode of RVS, I give my take on Jalen Rose saying he wants an ALL BLACK Olympic Basketball Team, and on Gwen Blueberry from Missouri getting third place in the Olympic Hammer Throwing Trials and then blaming America, we also touch up on Free Britney, and Sleepy Joe Biden getting extra silly. Also, download Only Flans.
Jun 30, 202123:50
Episode 69: DONT CUM

Episode 69: DONT CUM

On this episode we discuss the age old question “should men be allowed to break a woman’s skull with his bare hands in unarmed combat?” Also, has Kamala La Mala finally grown a pair of balls? We also discuss the aftermath of Logan Paul and Mayweather and who won the fight in terms of respect points, and we discuss UFC fighter pay and how it compares to athletes from other sports. All this and more on this episode of RVS PODCAST.
Jun 12, 202129:10
Episode 68: SIMPING FOR CHINA

Episode 68: SIMPING FOR CHINA

On this episode we talk about Gender Reveal Parties triggering millennials and the notorious Gen Z, we talk John Cena apologizing to the Chinese communist party, we review "A Quiet Place 2" and much more.
May 30, 202122:56
Episode 67: Cancel Everyone

Episode 67: Cancel Everyone

We talk about the police being banned from the gay pride parade in nyc and how it could lead to a total shit storm, we talk Chrissy Teigan telling teen to kill herself, we talk Asian slurs, we talk Dana White Privilege, and I give you guys my recommendation of the week. It all happens here on RVS PODCAST.
May 20, 202138:40
Episode 66: The long one.

Episode 66: The long one.

We talk Elon Musk on SNL, we talk Doge, we talk AMC, we talk racist grandpas, we talk ugly people. We talk it all on this episode, but I also sound like I’m on 7 Xanax bars. Promise I’m not. But I forget.
May 11, 202156:44
Episode 65: Woke LeBron sucks.

Episode 65: Woke LeBron sucks.

On this episode we talk about the Oscars ratings disaster, along with woke Hollywood and woke culture running rampant and LeBron James being one of the heads of it and how that in itself is a load of Bologna. I also give my review on Mortal Kombat along with calling out women on something that grinds my gears. Check it out.
Apr 30, 202123:08
Episode 64: CNN EXPOSED

Episode 64: CNN EXPOSED

We talk about the Charlie Chester videos (The Technical Director for CNN) and how America has their priorities all out of whack. From the vaccine, to our conversation choices nowadays, to our newly established hierarchy of which lives matter more... all this and more on this episode of RVS PODCAST
Apr 17, 202130:59
Episode 63: Godzilla vs Kong Review (with some politics)

Episode 63: Godzilla vs Kong Review (with some politics)

We go over Godzilla vs Kong and my thoughts on it, along with touching up on the ongoing Border Crisis In our southern border and also my thoughts on Abortion and how we should normalize calling it like it is...
Apr 08, 202135:00
Episode 62: Should we let our kids watch porn? (Serious discussion)

Episode 62: Should we let our kids watch porn? (Serious discussion)

On this episode we talk about pornography and how accessible it is to every child with a smart phone, how it is numbing us sexually and romantically. How we are becoming more socially awkward because of porn, modern dating apps, and social media. How Instagram is used to sell your body to potential mates and how guys are picking up on this and selling themselves now just like women have been doing for the last 10 years. All this and more on RVS PODCAST.
Mar 28, 202134:26
Episode 61: Another China Conspiracy

Episode 61: Another China Conspiracy

RIP to those that lost their lives in the massage parlor shootings, but as usual the government and big media are taking advantage of the tragedy and making an agenda out of it. I think it goes deeper than we think. Maybe maybe not, but here is some free thinking for y’all. Please enjoy.
Mar 25, 202124:55
Episode 60: sex and murder

Episode 60: sex and murder

On this episode I tell a fun story from work and review Allen vs Farrow
Mar 17, 202124:50
Episode 59: Time Traveling Vegans

Episode 59: Time Traveling Vegans

Gotta love Tuesdays. We cover veganism and all it’s lies, Biden and all his muk, time travel and if it’s worth the risk, UFC 259, introverted monkeys. It’s going down this episode. STONKS. ADS. HATS.
Mar 09, 202134:54
Episode 58: BANG (What is EVIL?)

Episode 58: BANG (What is EVIL?)

Just recorded what could be the most controversial episode of my podcast yet, bit of a slow burn but I was sipping on this bad boy and it slowly went from a standard episode ranting about fat people who call out skinny people to a dissection on what truth and evil really is. If I get cancelled I’d like to point out that the episode was fueled by @bangenergy and my thoughts and words wouldn’t have been possible with out their potent brain and body fuel, purple haze is my favorite because it helps me relive my glory days of taking hits from the gravity bong when I was 17 without any of the haziness or desire to eat wendys chocolate cookie dough frosties and level up my Skyrim character all night by spamming fireballs at the dark brother hood quest master who would never die.
Feb 28, 202143:44
Episode 57: Trash TV & The Best Ceviche in the world.

Episode 57: Trash TV & The Best Ceviche in the world.

I rant about how people confuse “their favorite” with “the best” and also about my guilty pleasure of early 2000s reality tv.
Feb 25, 202127:30
Episode 56: Valentines Day

Episode 56: Valentines Day

We talk about my holiday spirit, rotting eye balls and Donald Trump getting acquitted AGAIN and what happens next.
Feb 15, 202128:21
Episode 55: World of Doge

Episode 55: World of Doge

We discuss doge coin, a double murder suicide in philly and go a little deep into channeling your beliefs.
Feb 09, 202129:32
Episode 54: Covid Awareness Month

Episode 54: Covid Awareness Month

We talk more Plandemic, GameStop Stonks, Gym Ettiquette, and getting “hacked” by your friends.
Feb 02, 202129:33
Episode 53: “I jUsT WaNt tO hAvE a coNveRsATIoN”

Episode 53: “I jUsT WaNt tO hAvE a coNveRsATIoN”

On this episode I give some examples of when SJWs decide to direct message me for the things I share and a very annoying pattern I notice with every way they decide to start a “conversation” typically with insults and absurd accusations. That’s fun right? Let’s talk about it.
Jan 27, 202134:19
EPISODE 52: Fat Patty ate my pizza

EPISODE 52: Fat Patty ate my pizza

Biden is officially the President... hooray. We talk about my trip to Austin and the fat fucks who wouldn’t deliver my food. And we discuss “show some love” on Instagram. Funny stuff.
Jan 21, 202127:51
Welcome to 2021

Welcome to 2021

Welcome back we took some time off but RVS PODCAST is back and harder than ever baby. We discuss theories and the future of America on this season 2 opener.
Jan 11, 202123:12
EPISODE 50

EPISODE 50

The biggest episode yet, we interview Brittney Spears and Alex Jones on RVS PODCAST.
Jan 01, 202128:08
Episode 49: The Age of Views

Episode 49: The Age of Views

Content is king in this world.
Dec 30, 202032:17
Episode 48: My 2020 Recap

Episode 48: My 2020 Recap

2020 in a nutshell.
Dec 29, 202028:07