The Dell & Ryan Report
By The Dell & Ryan Report
About Dell Time and Ryan Humor on weekly podcast delivering off-brand perspective, unique brilliance, and award-winning disrespect.
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The Dell & Ryan ReportMay 24, 2021
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01:11:13
Running is Life Episode 267
This week, we had the pleasure of connecting with Marcellus "Roo" Brown, a special guest who discussed his experience with the Vallejo Run Club, including running over 30 miles and sharing his plans for his longest run yet.
May 10, 202425:35
Better than Michael Jordan & Dell Disrespects the Dallas Cowboys
After former NBA All-Star, Gilbert Arenas, said Vince Carter could’ve been better than Michael Jordan. Dell & Ry were inspired to create a list of ALL the players who were supposed to be BETTER THAN MICHAEL JORDAN. Also, Dell takes time to disrespect the Dallas Cowboys.
Jan 16, 202437:25
Black People don’t care about Epstein & Why babies shouldn’t be on planes.
During this installment Dell & Ry try to understand why Black Folks don’t care about the Epstein list. Is it because the list isn’t poppin ? Does the list need more sauce ? Also, Dell & Ry debate babies on a plane. Should they fly or na ?
Jan 15, 202428:39
Keith Lee QUITS Bay Area food
Nationally known food critic, Keith Lee, decides to cut his Bay Area tour short after being unimpressed by 3 restaurants, being dissatisfied by 6 unnamed restaurants and lastly, becoming sick from contaminated food. Dell & Ry debate the actually ranking of Bay Area food and ask , why does it suck ?
Jan 15, 202422:59
Katt Williams v.s Comics, Joke Thieves, Hollywood Plants & The World
During this installment Dell & Ry recap some highlights from the extraordinary Katt Williams, Club Shay Shay Interview. We cover Alleged joke theft by Cedric The Entertainer, Beating out Ricky Smiley for a part on Friday After Next & more. Tune Tap In.
Jan 06, 202401:22:17
Jonathan Majors v. The System
Jonathan Majors, potentially Hollywoods next Denzel, loses roles and sponsorships after the results from his trial. He was convicted on one assault charge. The rest were dropped. Dell and Ry, ask - Was this the wrong place at the wrong time OR is Majors a victim of the powers that be?
Dec 27, 202344:49
Debate- Should deadbeat dads go to jail ?
During today’s installment, Dell and Ry debate whether or not men should be locked up for child support. Dell says it’s disgusting. Ry says it’s justified. They Debate.
Dec 24, 202341:54
Fatigue & Burnout , Draymond forced retirement & Leave the World Behind
With the year coming to an end Dell & Ry discuss Burnout and how it affects art, work and parenting. They discuss Draymonds sneaky retirement strategy and review the Netflix’s thriller , “Leave the World Behind”. Tune in. Turn up.
Dec 19, 202301:06:11
Colon cleanses, Raider sadness, Kyrie appreciation, digital addictions & life.
Dell & Ry are joined by a Best Friend of the show - S.Walton. During his visit he takes a moment to apologize to Kyrie Irving for disrespect and congratulates the 49ers success while fighting Raider depression. He also gives game on colonoscopies. Also, The three discuss digital addictions and disclose their personal vices regarding Americas new pass time known as scrolling. Lastly, S.Walton shares some insight from the fintech industry and let us know what to look for in 2024. Tap in. Enjoy.
Dec 13, 202301:41:03
Black Fans v. White Fans
Recently an online creator pointed out that she found her non-black audience to be more supportive than her black audience. Dell and Ry explore their own experiences with this concept. Is “wack black support” a myth or fact ?
Dec 06, 202329:26
Winter is here, 40 year old bones & Christmas Lights on tents.
During this installment Dell and Ryan talk about cold weather and old bones. Is it colder because we’re older ? Is the recession making it dark outside. This is a brief installment of your favorite hosts stringing together thoughts before the show. Sit down. Listen up.
Dec 05, 202328:60
NBA Hall of Famer, Kevin Garnett is tired of Old Heads.
NBA Hall of Famer, Kevin Garnett said.. “We’re so hung up on the yesteryears of the culture and history that built the league, that we’re missing out on greatness right in front of us.” Dell & Ry explore this statement and share their thoughts on the current NBA storylines.
Dec 05, 202330:31
Jamie Foxx accused of “Hollywood Inappropriateness” & Cut Klay Thompson.
During this installment we explore the recent allegations of Oscar Award Winning, Platinum Recording Artist, Jamie Foxx. Also, when do the Warriors cut Klay Thompson?
Nov 27, 202358:47
Diddy $30M settlement after abuse allegations & Draymond’s Fight Club
After being accused of abuse by long term ex-girlfriend, Cassie, Sean “Diddy Combs settles outside of court for $30M. Dell & Ry ask why so fast and would you watch the “Diddy Movie”? Also, Dell & Ry have a debate regarding Draymonds “Fight Club” playing style.
Nov 20, 202301:04:57
Will Smith, Duane Martin & Brother Bilaal
In a recent interview Will Smiths Ex-Assistant (Brother Bilaal) shared an encounter he allegedly witnessed while working for Will. Dell & Ry share their opinion without being sued. Tune in.
Nov 20, 202354:16
Fake Seattle Seahawk v. Disgruntled Black Consumer
Another episode of “who kept it more real”. During this installment we introduce you to The individual who stole the identity of a Seattle Seahawk to impress his GF and a Black Multi Millionaire who refuses to spend his money at 🗑️ black businesses.
Nov 12, 202341:40
500K or Dinner with Shawn JAYZ Carter?
During this installment your favorites tackle the debate that has plagued the culture for nearly two years. Even after JAYZ himself said “take the money” , people are still arguing the value of Dinner with HOV. Humor & Time debate it. Tune it.
Nov 12, 202341:32
Sadly Single or Happily Married ?
The list of places to NOT take a woman on a first date has emerged and Cheesecake Factory is catching strays. Will these dating standards leave women lonely AF or will men conform to these standards? Dell & Ry debate.
Nov 06, 202339:34
Joe Smith’s Wife v. Abbot Elementary
During this installment of “who kept it more real” Dell & Ry Put Joe Smith’s OnlyFans Wife against the Abbot Elementary Creator, Quinta Brunson. Tune in - pick a side.
Nov 06, 202337:47
How good is Víctor Wembanyama AKA Mr. Fantastic ?
During this installment Dell & Ry discuss how great or how bad Victor Wembanyama will be. Does the 38 point game mean he’s arrived or was it an accident? They also discuss the best nicknames selections for him.
Nov 06, 202349:41
Israel, Palestine & 18 dead in Maine Mass Shooting
On this installment Ry and Dell discuss America's diminishing concern for mass shooters, referencing recent events in Maine. They also offer their partially-informed half-serious perspective on the Israel-Palestine conflict. You gotta pick a side.
Always providing an engaging blend of comedy and news analysis that will leave you entertained and informed. Tune in for thought-provoking discussions on pressing issues of our time.
Always providing an engaging blend of comedy and news analysis that will leave you entertained and informed. Tune in for thought-provoking discussions on pressing issues of our time.
Oct 31, 202301:08:11
J.Cole v. Michael Irving: Cancel your son or Change your lyrics?
Hip Hops most brillant pen and platinum selling artist, JCole openly changes his lyrics among the “Smith Situation”. He’s not looking for “that love anymore”. NFL Hall of Famer & Super Champion Michael Irving decides to expose his sons suburban persona. Who’s the winner ?
Oct 25, 202337:17
Leonard Cure: Reckless Policing OR Self Deletion?
In this episode Ryan and Dell discuss the Leonard Cure shooting, a controversial case that has divided public opinion. Ryan believes that the shooting was completely justified, while Dell believes the act couldve been prevented with better police training. The two hosts have a colorful debate, with each side presenting their arguments. The episode is sure to leave listeners thinking about the case in a new way.
Oct 24, 202347:26
Jada “Villain” Pinkett : Unethical or Misunderstood?
During Jada Pinkett’s book tour she disclosed her 7 year separation from Will Smith, her endless love for Tupac and the Chris Rock date that never happened.
Is she scorned and seeking revenge OR simply bored and disrespectful? You decide
Is she scorned and seeking revenge OR simply bored and disrespectful? You decide
Oct 17, 202336:53
Men in Heels v. Cops in Cuffs?
“Who Kept It More Real?”
Was it the men who wore heels to raise awareness for domestic violence or was it the police officers who decided take advantage of the PPP program to help the community (of their pockets). Dell & Ry debate.
Oct 17, 202323:54
Yes, You’ll get Robbed , Free 💰for Homeless & Social Media Fees⁉️
During this installment we teach you how to NOT get robbed. We explain why Denver gave some Homeless residents $1000 per month. Lastly, how much would you pay monthly for your Social Media accounts ?! 5-10-20-30-100$
Oct 08, 202301:18:32
2PAC is NOT alive. It’s official.
The man responsible for the assassination of The legendary Tupac Shakur has been arrested. Dell explains the timing and Ryan explains why this is bad for millennials.
Oct 01, 202325:26
Dame Dolla + Milwaukee Bucks = ❓
Damian Lillard has officially been traded to the Bucks. Dell is optimistic about the trade and Ryan is not. Who won the trade (Suns,Bucks or Blazers) ?Tap in for more.
Oct 01, 202335:42
Lonzo Ball v. Nicki Minaj’s Husband
During this special installment Dell and Ryan ask “Who kept it more real?” Kenneth Petty,The husband of Nicki Minaj, who violated his parole while threatening offset OR Lonzo Ball who has chose to endorse his fathers shoe brand (again) after the shoes allegedly destroyed his career. You decide.
Oct 01, 202328:00
Union v. Corporate - No Deals ⁉️No Wheels ‼️
As 25K United Auto Workers enter their 15th day of strike Ryan & Dell share their views on the current strike. They also share their experiences working for Union Shops (UFCW & CWA). They share the Good, Bad and Ugly.
Oct 01, 202333:32
That 70’s Show Star gets 30 to Life & Dwight Howard to Warriors?
Danny Masterson from That 70s Show gets 30’years to Life. Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher resign from their Victim Support Organization after receiving backlash from their support of Danny Masterson.
What if your friend is a monster ?
The Warriors are speaking with Dwight Howard. Is Dwight the missing piece ?
🖤Black words 📚48th Law
Sep 18, 202340:36
Do fast food workers deserve $20 💵hour? California says, YES.
California Fast food chains with at least 60 national locations are now required to pay workers a $20-an-hour minimum wage. Dell and Ryan ask, How will this affect customers ? Why are people angry about this. Also, Dell provides an update regarding the Hollywood strike.
Sep 18, 202302:49:16
Most Successful 39 & Under. Part 2💰💸💲📈
During this installment we’re joined by S.Walton to help us answer a very important question- Which FINANCIAL choices are you making in your late 30s that you’ll be grateful for in your late 40s? We talk gym,food,vices and more. Tap-In.Hydrate.Enjoy.Share
Sep 12, 202359:13
Most Successful 39 and under- Part 1.
During this installment we’re joined by S.Walton to help us answer a very important question- What WELLNESS choices are you making in your late 30s that you’ll be grateful for in your late 40s? We talk gym,food,vices and more. Tap-In.Hydrate.Enjoy.Share
Sep 11, 202355:48
Protect women at all costs……Sometimes? & When is it acceptable to hit someone with a Brick ?
A Texas woman is hit with a Brick after rejecting a man who allegedly asked for her phone number. Why didn’t someone help her ? Did she deserve help? We explore the situation. Most importantly, we are joined by reoccurring guest S.Walton.. Tap-In.Enjoy.Hydrate.Share.
Sep 09, 202355:05
233: Noah Lyles v. The NBA, French School Bans Muslim Clothing & “How to end procrastination”.
Noah Lyles, The Worlds Fastest Man, says NBA World Champs aren’t really “World Champs”. Is he wrong? Also, a French School decides to ban a particular piece on Muslim wardrobe. Dell says it’s “Racism” , Ry says is “Streamline”. They debate. Lastly, Ryan teaches you how to end procrastination. Tap In ➕Enjoy ➕Share ➕Repeat
Sep 03, 202301:26:21
Hip Hop is Dead, Free Trump, COVID 2023
Hip Hop just celebrated its 50th birthday. Enthusiasts are celebrating and Critics are saying it’s dead. Dell and Ryan discuss how Hip Hop died, If It’s really dead and how to bring it to back to life. According to recent news COVID is attempting to make return. Dell & Ryan rate how true this is. Lastly, the President Trump was indicted for, what seems like, the 65th time. Dell & Ryan discuss how raggedy this makes America look.
Aug 29, 202301:24:15
Michael Ore defrauded by his foster family & Are we tired of James Harden ?
It has been recently reported that former NFL player Michael Ore was finessed out millions of dollars by his foster family. Dell & Ryan ask the question- How much do you owe the people who “put you on”? They also discuss the James Harden v. Daryl Morey beef
Aug 21, 202340:48
Lizzo is cancelled for fat-shaming her employees.
Lizzo, Platinum recording artist and American mascot of body positivity, is facing allegations. These allegations accuse her of sexual harassment, religious harassment and fat-shaming. Dell and Ryan discuss the allegations and debate how predictable this outcome was. Is Lizzo too big to fail ? Tap-in & Enjoy.
Aug 20, 202337:03
The NBA’s new “In-Season Tournament”.
During this installment Dell and Ryan discuss the NBA’s new “in-season tournament”. Is this a good idea, horrible idea or just Bleh ? Tap-in & enjoy.
Aug 20, 202330:45
Debate: If being Black in America sucks - Why not go back to Africa?
During this unique debate episode we are joined by a very special guest. Preacher & Freight Driver, Vernon Morris. He shares his views on Black Opportunities in America, or lack there of AND asks the age old question- “Why not go back to Africa?”
Aug 14, 202301:11:48
Torey “10 years” Lanez & Alabama Water Brawl (Race War in the River)
Torey Lanez gets 10 years in prison. Dell & Ryan talk about the fairness of the sentence, Torey’s prison album and what this means for the culture. Also, Dell and Ryan talk about the Alabama Brawl. Which highlight is the best ? Why did this happen ? What did we learn from this riverfront race war?
Aug 09, 202301:03:46
Aliens EXIST!!, Jaylen Brown gets $304M, Black Folks Locked Up Abroad,
During this installment the team discusses Jalen Browns $304M contract. They also talk about black people being locked up abroad- Dell says they should rot & Ryan says bring them home. Lastly, Aliens are real now what ?
Aug 02, 202301:12:58
The Return of the Illuminati, KD debates fans live & Dell spits a 16.
During this installment Dell & Ry discuss the cultures fascination with the theory of the Illuminati terminating celebrities and their loved ones for ritualistic purposes. Is this really a thing ? Are Dell & Ry gonna sign up illuminati? Also, Dell spits a 16 to open the show. Lastly, Kevin Durant debates 5 random fans about his top 5 status. Dell & Ry disagree on the access KD provided to these fans.
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Jul 24, 202301:27:16
Hollywood is officially on STRIKE
The Writers Union & Actors Union are both on strike. What does this mean for entertainment ?
Jul 17, 202359:28
Jonah Hill accused of “abuse” & Larsa Pippen’s clout chase
Jonah Hill communicated his boundaries to a past partner and is being accused of “emotional abuse”. Dell & Ry discuss relationship boundaries. Scottie Pippen’s ex-wife has begun dating Michael Jordan’s son. Dell & Ry debate - Is this an attack on Scottie Pippen or Love?
Jul 17, 202344:52
Oakland Hates Sports, Curry’s reaction to Poole & Recap of 2023 (1st Half)
During this installment Dell explains why he never checks in & Ryan explains why Oakland lost all their sports teams. Also with 2023 half way over, the duo reviews what has worked, what hasn’t worked and what to expect for the rest of 2023.
Jul 10, 202301:14:34
Affirmative Action Cancelled
As of June 29th 2023 The Supreme Court has made it unlawful for colleges to take race into consideration as a specific factor in admissions. Dell & Ryan explore the decision and share their thoughts on the matter. Is affirmative action played out or forever necessary?
Jul 06, 202359:20
Did the Sports Media bully Dame out of Portland?
Dame Lillard officially requests a trade. Does he really want to leave or
Did the sports media Bully him into this decision?
Did the sports media Bully him into this decision?
Jul 05, 202337:16
Submarines, Face Tattoos & Law 36
During this episode we discuss the thought process behind Moriah Mills getting Zions name tatted on her face. We also discuss dying inside of a $79 submarine. Lastly, we explore Law #36.
Jun 28, 202352:55