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Waffle Stomping Podcast

Waffle Stomping Podcast

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Drunk Canadian lad telling stories from a sad forklift certified life.
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Guinness book of fucks, Final cancer wish, retard hate jerk off

Waffle Stomping PodcastApr 27, 2024

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Guinness book of fucks, Final cancer wish, retard hate jerk off

Guinness book of fucks, Final cancer wish, retard hate jerk off

Guinness book of world fucks, bubble bath drunk, Down syndrome porn fan, Puttin down a downie, retard hate jerk cum, non existent porn, Jamaican mold, father in law fuck face, break up mad, cancer mom promise, waitress bribe, Newfie thief, money for sex
Apr 27, 202422:11
24 hour Jack Daniels, drug times , herpes and marriage

24 hour Jack Daniels, drug times , herpes and marriage

Drug addict gets, Jack Daniels divorce, eclipse hungover, Asian granny porn,white trash waitress
Apr 21, 202428:16
2 headed porn, Boston cream pussy accident

2 headed porn, Boston cream pussy accident

Boston cream pie pussy, birthday baby blow job, two headed girl sex, blow job lotto win, 2 headed porn, police scanner friends
Apr 05, 202419:44
Dead hooker face, shit my pants, diabetic death wish

Dead hooker face, shit my pants, diabetic death wish

Meth heads, boys being girls, dietetic death wish, shit my pants , steroids are awesome, Dougie is awesome, lunar eclipse overdose
Mar 31, 202428:50
Meth illusions, fuck golf town, Burger King freak out

Meth illusions, fuck golf town, Burger King freak out

Mar 24, 202421:60
Shotgun cum shot, gofund dog sex, mom tit grab

Shotgun cum shot, gofund dog sex, mom tit grab

Dead porn stars, porn star research, I hate fake porn, #1 dad porn star, dog sex hate, gofund me dog sex, meth eye stabbing, Alzheimer's fun, sleepwalking problem, sleepwalking fuck off, mom tit grabs, mom ball shaving
Mar 16, 202418:32
Guiding the dildo, 50,000$ meth fun, weedless weed brownies

Guiding the dildo, 50,000$ meth fun, weedless weed brownies

I'm back bitches, Kenny I love you , Super Bowl drunk, sober sucks, onlyfans best friend, guiding the dildo, crack head change throw, Tony the crack head, cocaine and fun, 50,000 cocaine fun, eyeless meth head, weedless weed brownies,
Mar 09, 202426:49
Grey owl elderly vagina, shroom strip club, snow slave

Grey owl elderly vagina, shroom strip club, snow slave

Black out old women, grey owl pussy pic, no more whiskey, black snow slave, grass shovel snow, white dude, shroom strip club, iron cross drunk, rape blink
Feb 21, 202415:30
Horse steroids, 5 minute fuck girl, dine and dash

Horse steroids, 5 minute fuck girl, dine and dash

Riot cops, 5 min girl, worst tattoo ever, 1 bed 3 dudes, Toronto fight time
Feb 21, 202450:59
Down syndrome donut, grocery store tomato rape, Beer tattoo

Down syndrome donut, grocery store tomato rape, Beer tattoo

Down syndrome donut, cock sucker handicap kids, killing a dude at work, getting fired at work, raping old women in produce section, credit card booze time, buying stupid shit, Red Dog tattoo, 4 shades of shit tattoo, pussy eating tattoo, Disney movies on drugs, meth heads and cops,
Feb 05, 202417:49
Xmas special divorce, subway wedding, piss drink, morning wasted

Xmas special divorce, subway wedding, piss drink, morning wasted

Affair on Xmas, subway wedding, dick driving women, Walmart monster clown, piss cup drink , pissy beer gulp, Xmas drunk driving crash, Tim Hortons sluts, Xmas junkie, dead junkie, divorced Xmas,
Dec 28, 202319:01
Cripple thief, retard punch, I don’t kill kids

Cripple thief, retard punch, I don’t kill kids

I don’t kill kids, fat lesbian, retard punch, stealing from a cripple, my wife is a slut , Dominican death sick, cocaine poisoning, 17$=24,000$,
Dec 22, 202317:10
Dairy Queen hooker, raccoon meth death, Asian dog meat

Dairy Queen hooker, raccoon meth death, Asian dog meat

Fuck third word, Xmas tree domestic, gambling eviction, 7 grand 2 weeks, Dairy Queen hooker, 11am drug deal, 11am cocaine ice cream, ripped on caffeine, Banned dog meat, 5 Irish coffee domestic, negro angel, second degree murder neighbor, raccoon death meth
Dec 09, 202315:46
Penis blood, medical piss jug, grade 4 baby dick flip

Penis blood, medical piss jug, grade 4 baby dick flip

Steroids are awesome, pissing blood, piss jugs 2.0, grade 12 shop class penis pebble, dick spikes, fridge piss, medical piss jugs, chicken pox cock flick, 1 week shit closet, 2 feet shit water
Nov 18, 202319:12
Tongue fuck your mom, Queen of the cunt mouth, Heroine of weed

Tongue fuck your mom, Queen of the cunt mouth, Heroine of weed

Sleep terror nightmares, racist fishing pond, Gord loves drugs, cocaine baseball headache, Molly fun, heroine of weed, factory girls, fat fuck dick find, fowl mouth cunt, mother fucker in a different language, queen of the cunt mouth, tongue fuck your mother
Nov 11, 202316:45
Bubble bath dead, vampire period blood , stoned Molly girl

Bubble bath dead, vampire period blood , stoned Molly girl

Sober sucks, dad drunk, 18 beer dead , bubble bath beer death, bay watch death, high whore at work, yelling at trees drunk, vampire period blood, parking lot blow job. Old man boyfriend, meth head lawyer
Nov 04, 202318:08
Bear spray robbery, Drunk Jeopardy genius, group home hell

Bear spray robbery, Drunk Jeopardy genius, group home hell

Drunk family time, drunk jeopardy genius, weed gift, drunk Time Machine, 250$ parking tickets, habitat for humanity stoned, bear spray assault, donkey kong pots and pans, cops vs firefighters, group home hilarity, jail for kids,, autistic drunk driver, medieval times,
Oct 27, 202318:01
4 week dead body, I love crack, Weed plant family

4 week dead body, I love crack, Weed plant family

Fuck you kenny, lemon party, weed and children, back door beer drunk, alcoholic line up, weed first date family time, family time bfun, first date fuck up, Niagara Falls dead body, black dead body, 3 week dead body, dead face, 3 week dead face, you smoke crack? 10 black crack heads, fake coke lines,
Oct 19, 202318:36
Terry Fox is an asshole, cripple porn, stabbed in the eye

Terry Fox is an asshole, cripple porn, stabbed in the eye

40$ drunk brownies, 9 year old asshole, cripple porn, terry fox is a asshole, tiktok dead baby
Oct 09, 202316:43
Fat girl fuckery, 50 tacos for 50$, stupid cop

Fat girl fuckery, 50 tacos for 50$, stupid cop

Fat girl fuckery, stupid cop, destroyed doctors house, to fat to furious, diabetic fatty, 40$ closet fatty fuck, police apology, 50 tacos 4 50$, bday shit show, robbed blind,
Oct 04, 202323:10
Baby on fire, knock out gas, police poop throwing

Baby on fire, knock out gas, police poop throwing

Poop throw police, drunk 12 foot ladder, sign from god to drink, shower beers, intervention drunk shower, 40 ounces of vodka, Muslim lawyer love letter, Muslim dick show, drunk hurt feelings, whiskey dick show, child cpr class, baby fire, chloroform child care, rape recipe, jimmy buffet margaritaville ,
Sep 28, 202322:34
Drunk deaf/blind kids, retard nude wife, body bag puke

Drunk deaf/blind kids, retard nude wife, body bag puke

Drunk deaf and blind kids, Muslim spy’s, Jesus loves you, shit clock, retard wife nudes, stealing autistic guys wife, karma is a bitch, body bag puke, dead body
Sep 20, 202325:14
Dead for 4 days, India on the moon, meth moments

Dead for 4 days, India on the moon, meth moments

Baby monitor meltdown, racist friends, predator baby monitor, madden meltdown, vodka orange juice, penis haircut, dead for 4 days, dead stink, death tribute, meth overdose, family man overdose, junkie death, Indian moon landing, 30 year old trash, curry deodorant, tiger attacks
Sep 12, 202322:23
Illegal monkey dealer, Power ranger Doctor, junkie drunk roommate

Illegal monkey dealer, Power ranger Doctor, junkie drunk roommate

Millionaire doctor, power ranger doctor, lambo , elevator lambo, black junkie roommate, 4am milk trip, monkey thief, monkey furniture, illegal monkey dealing, finger monkey jail,
Sep 07, 202315:27
Muslim rape arrest, drunk lies, 200K daddy death money

Muslim rape arrest, drunk lies, 200K daddy death money

Drunk Rob murder, homeless alcoholic, steroid times, lost my family, fell into a glass table, drunk cut foot, Muslim rape lies, arrested for rape, registered alien sex offender, 200k death money, North American waffle stomping tour
Sep 06, 202323:20
DMT trip to heaven, fetus blood sleepover, shitty vagina

DMT trip to heaven, fetus blood sleepover, shitty vagina

DMT trip to god, new outlook on life, I'm a dad!, fetus blood sleepover, white trash parents, named after a drunk driver, seeing my girlfriend insides, 16 lites of chocolate milk, don't wipe shit in the vagina, don't shake there baby, 38 drug Mike,
Sep 02, 202321:30
Prison rape poop, Dead hooker lightbulb, Dads Dildo

Prison rape poop, Dead hooker lightbulb, Dads Dildo

Indian food puke, prison rape poop, garlic asshole, burning bum home, stoner Best Buy fag, dead hookers, I hate people, dead body puke, dads dildoe, week old dead body,
Aug 26, 202324:15
Autistic anorexia hair cut, super gay salesmen

Autistic anorexia hair cut, super gay salesmen

Stoned dog, heroine dog, autistic anorexia hair cut, broom closet retard, cut my ear off, retard spray bottle, turrets camp, homosexual car sales, fag tattoos, little boys on my arm, golf course freak out, Down syndrome statue
Aug 19, 202323:32
Police special guests, Denny’s drunk, junkie piss shed

Police special guests, Denny’s drunk, junkie piss shed

RIP dad, grave yard decapitation, weird mother fuckers, COPS special guests, cops show up, pig head golfing, talking to cops high as fuck, incest lawyer, dying aids kids in Africa, I hate lawyers, pulled over drunk, cocksucker and a half, Chrissy comes to town, smoked a half O, Junkie piss shed, drunk fire starter, morning vodka time, hungover at Denny’s
Aug 12, 202331:54
Elderly eat out, Dad sex tape, Cringey Chris

Elderly eat out, Dad sex tape, Cringey Chris

Falling in shower, crotch rash, old man young parking lot fuck, cringe, drunk cam girl, get some porn!, dad sex tape , my girls gonna kill me!
Aug 05, 202318:31
Drunk special olympics, Retard rub n tug, my moms a slut

Drunk special olympics, Retard rub n tug, my moms a slut

Fat mom Shame, your moms 65 and fuckable, half cut podcast, shit podcast, steroid hell, fat girl texas , Chrissy's hot mom, fat shame,shot in the face, car Jack murder, retard robbery, retard rub n tub, cripple pick up line, disassemble crazy, special olympics, disabled cocaine and steroids
Jul 29, 202330:40
Ghost episode #2, Haunted demon house,cock sucking devil worshippers

Ghost episode #2, Haunted demon house,cock sucking devil worshippers

Ghost episode part 2, haunted house Kansas, demon red, demonic possession, sleep paralysis, evp,
Jul 21, 202344:43
Crack head drone hunters, KFC Canadian connection

Crack head drone hunters, KFC Canadian connection

up,kids abduction, taking kids, child slavery, KFC chicken house
Jul 16, 202322:24
Ross the boss special guest, Crispy bacon puke, The weed fear

Ross the boss special guest, Crispy bacon puke, The weed fear

PEI prince of shit, cum shake, king of PEI, passed out poop, crispy bacon puke, tequila water, city cops, we are going to jail, hotbox hillbilly, the fear, RCMP fat fucks, you deserve to die, devils tit milk, moonshine suck cock, trailer park boys
Jul 09, 202343:21
uncle creepy, custodian kidnap, disabled ghost

uncle creepy, custodian kidnap, disabled ghost

Disabled ghost, Amish flipped me off, crippled kid fingers, Amish paradise, nephews wedding, uncle creep show, fuckin n dick suckin, head table blow job, 100 year old minister, custodian kidnap,
Jul 03, 202323:20
Midget porn week, fucked guests on the way, 43 drugs

Midget porn week, fucked guests on the way, 43 drugs

Titan sub sorry, new guests , pride month , forest fires , cross walk fuck you , 43 drugs, Kansas boy
Jul 01, 202326:33
Titanic time, We get black out drunk, off the rails

Titanic time, We get black out drunk, off the rails

Titanic cocaine hooker, juice box human death, billionaire blow up, propane tank submarine, 250,000$ death trip, hooker assholes , billionaire asshole, blink 182, Chris cringy, bloody dick, blown up people, pissy hell, asshole exploded,fat girlfriend , JD can suck my cock
Jun 25, 202322:49
Pissy feet, Walmart overdose, Cunty county

Pissy feet, Walmart overdose, Cunty county

Cringey Chrissy, pissy feet, welcome to cunty county, wal mart overdose, human trafficking, the fat thief, man crush Kenny, boss drinking problem, puke hat
Jun 18, 202323:00
Cerebral palsy sunburn, Waving Hello or help? Blood pee part 2

Cerebral palsy sunburn, Waving Hello or help? Blood pee part 2

Wheelchair sunburn, mininite mansion, coke head at work, NBA N Word, banned by bitches, infected ball sack, foot stink, puss filled ball sack, pissing blood, kidney stone blood pee, waving hello or help? , cerebral palsy sunburn
Jun 09, 202321:11
Farting while I fuck, No eating ass for a week, KKK baseball

Farting while I fuck, No eating ass for a week, KKK baseball

Drunk 14 year old, Tourette’s guy, 103$ mouthwash , wigger dad, trashy mom , swingers,fuck you I’m old, elderly hospital, infected FaceTime
Jun 03, 202327:23
Gay space sex, Infection face, Mexico Death ride

Gay space sex, Infection face, Mexico Death ride

Space docking gay sex, infected mouth, eat shit liquor store guy, Mexico death ride, renaissance nerds, Nerd jousting, bachelor party, stones in my mouth
May 31, 202320:38
6 day underwear, Bus jerk off, 1 million views

6 day underwear, Bus jerk off, 1 million views

Old dirty boxers, rip jerry Springer, squirrel splatter, cum bus, weed at work, neighbor jerk off, timed cum shot
May 22, 202321:46
Peanut butter Smurf cock, Cum thrower, Tranny fight

Peanut butter Smurf cock, Cum thrower, Tranny fight

Softball melt down, peanut butter Smurf cock, Tequlla water, passed out pooping , 26er of whiskey,cum thrower Toronto, Tranny bank right, super Down syndrome, power ranger retard,man tits,
May 14, 202327:60
Super Mario fight, Helicopter puke, fart bag money

Super Mario fight, Helicopter puke, fart bag money

Lunch beer, super Mario beat down, Hammer time beat down, 20 years in Canadian jail, arrested 37 times, gun and drugs never mix, locked up with my cock up, garbage muffins, human garbage raccoon, 8year old monster puke, puke helicopter, broom handle thief , bull cock dog treats, 12$ bull cock treat, 36$ dick sale, 24 beers for my dick, ziplock fart bag, hot girl ass touch, sex bag virginity fat girl, clapping for a virgin , German sucker punch, wrong fat dude face punch, fat guy mixup
May 06, 202324:15
Metal head man crush, 24 hour Indian weed, Piss bath

Metal head man crush, 24 hour Indian weed, Piss bath

92% THC, cannabis crack dust, man crush metal head, diaper fetish , porta potty sniff, retard math class,mustard seed poop,piss wash, weed medical trials
May 01, 202320:24
Tit bandit, 4th dimension drug, meth bang bus

Tit bandit, 4th dimension drug, meth bang bus

Fuck Spotify, tit bandit, church creep show, Christian money, meth bang bus, meth by accident, blasted for days, forth dimension drugs, first time flashed, 2 headed marriage
May 01, 202321:29
Cripples and cowboy hats, Retard bingo, Pussy Clit

Cripples and cowboy hats, Retard bingo, Pussy Clit

Retard stag n doe, fake biker game, picking up old women, cripples and cowboy hats, safe words, retard bingo, strippers and blow, first time at strip club, pussy clit
Apr 29, 202320:26
Active shooter tit grab, Elderly human shield, shroom chocolate

Active shooter tit grab, Elderly human shield, shroom chocolate

1000 memes of hate, really really sober, Indian drugs, shroom chocolate, Red wine puke, poop monster, ripped asshole, midget rapper, school shootings, active shooter tit grab, elderly human shield
Apr 29, 202325:25
Homeless porn, dick pill experiment, Weird dick Denise

Homeless porn, dick pill experiment, Weird dick Denise

Dick pill experiment, watching creepy porn, jerk off sexy voice, fake porn, weird dick no dick. Gang bang girl,
Apr 24, 202319:35
THE NEW EPISODE, 3 day hangover

THE NEW EPISODE, 3 day hangover

Drinking whiskey/vodka and beer in one day, hungover for 3 days, online dating is fucked,chocolate bed, burrito ass bleeding #podcast #podcaster #canada #canadian
Apr 15, 202326:58