Sad Bois FC

The Fire are funny again! And that also means they sucked so much that we need to talk about it in great detail. From Kellyn Acosta playing peekaboo, to needing to save Frank Klopas from himself, this episode has a lot going on.

Joe Chatz is back to talk about the NFL Draft, Millwall, and what everyone should know about Fire II. Also, a very lengthy discussion about music.

Adnan's out, so Tim is here to fill and for both him and a very distracted Jiggly. The Fire won a game and it means... almost nothing.

The Fire were exactly who we thought they were, but we do have a special guest.

In an effort to keep Jiggly from completely losing his mind this weekend, Adnan has decided to hop onto MLB The Show 24 with him as both struggle to both do a soccer podcast and understand the basic rules of baseball.

We here at Sad Bois do some weird stuff sometimes. And sometimes it's fun. And hopefully it's fun for you guys as well.

We will be back next week, hopefully.

No one has felt the passage of time except us.

In a special guest episode with Nick back on to talk about the US Open Cup and Jerry Reinsdorf, Jiggly attempts to explain how he doesn't pay taxes and Adnan welcomes Ole back to Manchester United.

The Bois attempt to figure out the format of how to talk about the Fire nowadays after the first game of the season. Because they actually played pretty well.

This week, the Bois bring on Tim for his first time in a full studio. Some laughs about life are had, but ultimately the important things are discussed: MLS's refusal to play in the US Open Cup and a Chicago Fire season preview.

You know how we were in midseason form last week? Oops. At least Spongebob won the Super Bowl.

No hos, no jobs, can't lose. Sad Bois are back for a jovial and funky time.

In the final episode of 2023, the Bois decide this is the perfect opportunity to just bully the Fire's newest acquisition. There still isn't a coach.

The Chicago Fire have traded for a backup striker, yet somehow it is still an indictment on the Fire as a whole. Also, Tim's here.

Jiggly had the stupid idea to have multiple guests on at once. So, we brought in Nick and Phil to talk about Klopas, wrestling, and whether or not cheesecake possesses magical soccer-playing properties.

The J-League season is heading to an exciting finish, the NWSL Final itself was fun, but Jiggly still wants to complain about the Fire.

After the episode, Adnan gave Jiggly a play-by-play for the end of a Spongebob episode where they canonically kill Squidward.

Sad Bois welcomes Alex Calabrese into the call to provide lore and some ideas on how the Fire should approach the offseason.

The Chicago Fire season is over and despite therapy, Jiggly's cries for help get even worse.

This is the longest episode of Sad Bois. There's just so much. But it's all fun because we had on one of our friends from the press box, Joe Chatz. There was a lot of football talk, but also a lot more Red Stars than you may have originally thought there'd be.

After a wonderfully human moment on Wednesday that showed the possible good in the Fire, we were immediately brought back down to Earth on Saturday with an unimaginably terrible night that showed off the bad. We try to keep things light, but there is some advice as to how to use your voice to fix what has happened.

With Adnan out for a business trip in Vegas, Jiggly welcomes Tim back to the show as they prepare to watch a Chicago Fire game disguised as a Taylor Swift concert.

"This episode is fun. I'm having a great time."

*One hour later*

"Adnan, I have actual tears in my eyes. This is so depressing."

"I don't think I've ever heard Rhea Ripley's voice before and I think I'm okay not knowing."

"I've Got Nothing Left, Jiggly"

Man, when is football coming back?

Jiggly wants someone to break Messi's ankle, apparently. Also, this is still a soccer podcast, despite all the football and video game reviews.

This week we get into somehow the most depressing World Cup win of all time and how the Fire have no identity as a soccer club anymore.

"That was enjoyable."

The Fire lost, but it didn't matter. The USWNT lost, but it will likely not matter. The Bois lost their minds and I guess that should matter.

Back for a limited appearance, it's RJ! And the Fire are still somehow winning, even when they lose. And the USWNT keep losing, despite being undefeated.

Fire didn't play, Red Stars lost again, and the World Cup is going about as expected.

Jiggly has magic powers and Adnan is still losing his mind.

Once the Fire play a team that cares, they're gonna get found out.

A 4th of July special where the Bois spend most of their time talking about things that are not the Fire.

The cycle continues until we all die.

This week Jiggly tries to hide his disappointment with everything and Adnan finally asks: "Whose side are you on?!"

Soccer sucks, let's talk about Spongebob.

"I'm the Joker, baby!"

Adnan returns and things instantly fall off the rails again as Jiggly realizes just how many teams are in the TST 7v7 tournament. Also, the Red Stars get plot armor for a game and the Fire do the things that the Fire does.

In probably the calmest Sad Bois ever, Tim from MIR97 steps in to pinch hit for a missing Adnan. There's a way too long discussion about hockey and Korean soccer players.

A couple of unemployed Bois talk about Luton Town, the NHL Playoffs, and how maybe Fire fans should just have fun.

Life is constantly happening. Some very big life events happening around here like getting a new job, graduating from college, and being fired from coaching the Fire. The Sad Bois are joined by the unofficial fourth member Nick to discuss such events, as well as League Two's stacked season next year.

Sad Bois are back. Good times are had. But only on the podcast. Outside of the podcast is a harsh world in which we have to actually watch the Chicago Fire and not just pretend like they exist only in some sort of simulation. Free me.

Sometimes people and things are problematic and maybe you should feel bad about it. Also, the Fire won again and maybe we should just embrace the absurdity of life.

"Hold up, let me ramble about nothing here."

Adnan's started Ramadan, Jiggly started Spring Break, and the Fire won a game!

Seriously, what else do you guys want from him?

Also, Mourinho is massive.

Adnan and Jiggly are tired today. Which is understandable after an absolute street-fight for the Fire in Philly. In other news, we still have not located Andres Iniesta.