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Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

By Husband and Wife
Husband and Wife are two non-believers who have always wanted to read the Bible. Why would we subject ourselves to this you might ask? From our perspective it helps us understand where the Christians around us, here in the Midwest, are coming from when they quote the Bible at us. Husband is basically an Atheist and wife leans Agnostic but mostly Atheist and we're just having some fun at the Bible's expense while learning more about what our neighbors claim we're going to hell over.
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1 Samuel Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists

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1 Samuel Chapter 6 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 6: The Philistines Return the Ark. Gold tumors and rats are the truck nuts of the Bronze Age. And Indiana Jones had it right when he told Marion not to look at the Ark! That thing will either give you plagues, knock over your shit, or melt your face off.
16:37
May 16, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists: 1 Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 and our Weekly Q&A.
01:48:60
May 15, 2022
1 Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about this suddenly militaristic God, as well as Dagon. And now we wanna be Dagonists because it turns out he was way cooler than Yahweh. Plus his wife was known as "mistress who amazes the world" which is what I want to be for Halloween this year.
28:59
May 14, 2022
1 Samuel Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 5: The Ark in the Land of the Philistines. It's not good, y'all. There are broken statues and lots of tumors and these guys are like, "um, can you have it back now, cuz we don't want it." Pretty sure the Philistines are about to throw the Ark back at the Israelites.
13:44
May 13, 2022
1 Samuel Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 4: The Philistines Capture the Ark. Eli and his rapey sons bite the dust, as in a "shocking" turn of events, the Israelites lose the Ark of the Covenant during a battle with the Philistines. The wife of one of the rapey guys gives birth and names her son Loser before she dies too. And Samuel isn't even in this chapter!
18:30
May 12, 2022
1 Samuel Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 3: The LORD Calls Samuel. God calls Samuel's name like five times and Sammy is like "whut" because he thinks it's Eli on account of God is seriously absent and doesn't do appearances so much anymore. Something shocking is going to happen but we're left in a year's-long cliffhanger. Eli is pretty chill about his fate and we are on pins and needles waiting to learn how this all pans out.
16:27
May 11, 2022
1 Samuel Chapter 2 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 2: The Song of Hannah / The Sins of Eli's Sons. You'll be pleased to know we refrain from singing, but Wife does engage a Texas accent for no particular reason. God changes the details of previously made promises, but only after a lifetime of rape and fuckery has already occurred.
26:47
May 10, 2022
1 Samuel Chapter 1 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 1: The Birth of Samuel. Making fun of someone who can't have babies is just cruel, but as we've learned, the Bible is not lacking in mean-spirited bitchery. No worries, tho, as the bullied wife prays super hard, gets bullied AGAIN by a priest, gets preggers, and then drops her boy off with the bully priest. Makes total sense.
16:19
May 09, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Ruth Chapters 1 - 4 with Q&A and Ruth Wrap Up
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Ruth Chapters 1 - 4 our Weekly Q&A and the wrap-up for Ruth.
01:59:23
May 08, 2022
Aborting Abortions - A Special Patreon Episode
Husband and Wife learn the history of abortion protection laws in the US, rant about the state of current affairs, and encourage listeners to get out and protest to protect our rights, in this bonus discussion for Patreon members.
18:23
May 08, 2022
Replay: Atheist vs Agnostic
Todat is a rebroadcast of an earlier episode due to Wife needing sleep! Husband and Wife have a conversation about why Husband was giving Wife the stink-eye when she started going soft on atheism last week. They encourage everyone to practice Wheaton's Law ("Don't be a dick") and Wife sings the MLP theme song.
33:02
May 07, 2022
Ruth Chapters 1 - 4 Q&A plus Ruth Wrap Up
Husband and Wife cover the Book of Ruth and learn about Oprah, lesbian icons, and some crazy fanfic about a certain giant's ancestry. Wife is a bit manic in this one and spills some juicy hot goss. Oh, and FYI: feet = dicks.
32:42
May 06, 2022
Ruth Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 4 (*spoilers, Darling*): Boaz Marries Ruth. After purchasing his newest bride, he instantly impregnates her. Their son is supposed to be super famous but like I already can't even remember his name so...
19:17
May 05, 2022
Ruth Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 3: Ruth and Boaz at the Threshingfloor. Naomi was like, "Gurl, wash your face, so I can sell you." And Ruthie got all dolled up for good prostituting and she won! After trying her out for himself, Boaz is gonna pass her around and see if there are any takers! The barley party was a smash and fun was had by all.
27:49
May 04, 2022
Ruth Chapter 2
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 2: Ruth Gleans in the Field of Boaz. The barley party is in session! And Ruth doesn't even get raped, in spite of the fact that she's a Moabite! Bootstraps are fully engaged and Ruth is working it.
17:46
May 03, 2022
Ruth Chapter 1 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 1. Naomi loses her husband and sons, but one of her daughters-in-law, Ruth, travels with her to a barley party. We're more cilantro-centric, but whatever gets you there.
13:18
May 02, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Judges Chapters 16 - 21 with Q&A and Judges Wrap-up
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Judges Chapters 16 - 21 our Weekly Q&A and the wrap-up for Judges.
02:17:45
May 01, 2022
Joshua Chapters 16 - 21 Q&A plus Judges Wrap-up
Husband and Wife review the Book of Judges. We talk about some weird legends surrounding Micah and his relation to false idols, as well as some political spin involving the Tribe of Dan. Husband toots his own horn and Wife finds a way to sleep better at night. No pop quiz this time but lots of commentary regarding Christian apologists.
34:17
May 01, 2022
Judges Chapter 21 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 21: Wives for the Benjamites. These nasty fucks wipe out an entire tribe and then unironically cry because an entire tribe has been wiped out. THEN they cry because the few remaining men have no wives, so they legit encourage the dudes to kidnap virgin girls from the annual dance off, and they tell the girls' fathers to be sympathetic to the kidnappers who (DUH) obviously NEED wives. And that is the story of our marriage. Ugh.
16:16
April 30, 2022
Judges Chapter 20 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 20: The War against the Benjamites. An entire town decides to stand behind their rapey rapers, and as a result, that town gets demolished. We aren't really sure how to feel about this turn of events, because on the one hand RAPE, but on the other hand ANNIHILATION. We ultimately conclude that the Bible sucks.
31:41
April 29, 2022
Judges Chapter 19 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 19: The Levite and His Concubine. *Trigger Warning* This section involves a horrific scene of gang rape. Apologies for our lack of words. We had a difficult time finding humor in this one. Peace and love to all.
17:51
April 28, 2022
Judges Chapter 18 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 18: Micah and the Danites. We visit the House of Mouse and steal Micah's idols so we can worship Micah's face ourselves after killing peaceful people who AREN'T worshipping false idols because we are the Tribe of Dan and as a silly group of foolish men that's just how we roll.
21:39
April 27, 2022
Judges Chapter 17 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 17: Micah's Images and His Priest. This kid steals silver out his mama's purse, but since he's honest about it after the fact, she makes an idol of him, which he makes into a mf altar, and this cannot possibly bode well, but he indentures a Levite to be his own personal priest, so I guess it's all gonna be okay?
10:05
April 26, 2022
Judges Chapter 16 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 16: Samson at Gaza / Samson and Delilah / The Death of Samson. This is the story of a stupid guy who has magic hair and a penchant for bimbos who do him dirty. It's also yet another example of how murdery god is.
20:33
April 25, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists: Judges Chapters 11 - 15 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Judges 11 - 15 and our Weekly Q&A.
02:02:51
April 24, 2022
Judges Chapters 11 - 15 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about justice, jackals, and jawbones. Husband gets riled up about apologists and, well, can you really blame him?
24:12
April 23, 2022
Judges Chapter 15 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 15: Samson and the Woman of Timnath (cont.) / Samson Defeats the Philistines at Lehi. This guy lights foxes on fire and messes around with the jawbone of a donkey after hiding in a cave. He's a legit psycho but for some unfathomable reason God is on his team? What even is this story.
28:39
April 22, 2022
Judges Chapter 14 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 14: Samson and the Woman of Timnath. This guy wants to bang a hot chick so he makes up this stupid story about killing a lion which he then turns into a stupid riddle. Then he calls his stupid fiance a heifer and turns into a stupid mass murderer before running home to his stupid mommy and daddy. There's also something about honey but it's so stupid I can't even.
24:00
April 21, 2022
Judges Chapter 13 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 13: The Birth of Samson. Manoah's wife can't conceive, but then suddenly she can because magic, and I'm absolutely sure there was no cheating or hanky-panky involved. Hooray for miracle babies!
13:27
April 20, 2022
Don't You Know That You're Toxic (masculinity)?
Become a Patron to listen to this entire episode! Link at the bottom for Patreon Husband and Wife continue their discussion series with a timely topic: Toxic Masculinity. We talk about truck nuts, purses, and the slap heard 'round the world. Like what you heard? Become a Patreon member today for as little as $2 a month for more extra content like this.  Patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse
01:29
April 19, 2022
Judges Chapter 12 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 12: Jephthah Delivers Israel from the Ammonites (cont.) / Ibzan, Elon, and Abdon Judge Israel. East Side Gang gets a bum rap, as do people with a speech impediment. Also, men from this time period were VERY busy, if you know what I mean.
23:49
April 19, 2022
Judges Chapter 11 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 11: Jephthah Delivers Israel from the Ammonites (cont.). A new god enters the chat, and human sacrifice occurs like it ain't no thang. Even worse, the sacrifice in question dies a virgin. Given the time period, she probably wasn't missing much tbh.
19:19
April 18, 2022
Rebroadcast: Easter Bonus Episode
Rebroadcast: Husband and Wife learn a thing or three about this weird, dateless holiday that originated from early goddesses of dawn and spring. It falls on the first Sunday AFTER the first full moon AFTER the Spring Equinox, because obviously. Eggs are caves, bunnies are virgins, and lilies grow in sweat. Seems legit.
33:03
April 17, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Judges Chapters 6 - 10 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Judges 6 - 10 and our Weekly Q&A.
02:20:41
April 17, 2022
Judges Chapters 6 - 10 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about  avatars, dreams, dog food, town rivalries, blood money, and more, while their cat gets into the tortilla chips.
24:33
April 16, 2022
Judges Chapter 10 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 10: Tola and Jair Judge Israel / Jephthah Delivers Israel from the Ammonites. The Israelites were so heckin wishy-washy, but that's okay because so was God! We ponder how this dang book could've lasted thru the ages.
23:05
April 15, 2022
Judges Chapter 9 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 9: The Reign of Abimelech. Gideon's bastard is evil and dastardly, but he is eventually murdered most masterfully by a mf #GirlBoss. "Now where is that big mouth of yours?" Aw snap!
38:25
April 14, 2022
Judges Chapter 8 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 8: Gideon Captures the Kings of Midian. Gideon is supposed to be God's guy, but when people decline to feed him and his army, he literally KILLS them. Which in retrospect, actually sounds just like something God would do. Ugh, what dicks.
20:53
April 13, 2022
Judges Chapter 7 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 7: Gideon Men Defeat the Midianites. Wife sounds like garbage in this episode as she is suffering from a horrible stomach bug, but somehow we powered thru. Once again God proves to be prideful and petty.
16:10
April 12, 2022
Judges Chapter 6 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 6: The Call of Gideon. We are introduced to the Spirit of the Lord who seems to be a different entity from the Angel of the Lord who is definitely NOT the Lord himself except kinds of he is so maybe one supreme being was talking to itself in three separate voices? And Gideon is a dweeb.
29:41
April 11, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Judges Chapters 1 - 5 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Judges 1 - 5 and our Weekly Q&A. Also... Apologies for our shitty sound quality this week. We should be good going forward. 🙂
02:13:13
April 10, 2022
Joshua Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about where tf the Book of Judges picks up, and we learn that (shockingly) the Israelites wanted personal wealth and physical pleasure, even at the cost of sacrificing children. We also learn that "bone spurs" are the new "cutting off thumbs" of draft dodging. And finally, there is no Angel, only Zuul.
22:24
April 09, 2022
Judges Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 5: The Song of Deborah and Barak. And by "song" we do mean "there will be singing" so hold on to your butts. We learn that Jael (Wife's patronus) is held in highest esteem among tent-dwelling women. But not the ones who live in houses, obvs. 
22:22
April 08, 2022
Judges Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 4: Deborah and Barak Defeat Sisera. Jael is my patronus and I need to know everything about her because she is a legit badass. Anyway, the Israelites are back on top again I guess. Whatever.
23:10
April 07, 2022
Judges Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 3: The Nations Left to Test Israel / Othniel Delivers Israel from Cushan-rishathaim / Ehud Delivers Israel from Moab/ Shamgar Delivers Israel from the Philistines. The Israelites are like, "Goodbye-Hello, Goodbye-Hello" towards God, who is like, "I love you; I hate you; I bless you; I curse you!" towards the Israelites. They all need some couples therapy. And we still aren't sure about what makes those guys judges.
23:29
April 06, 2022
Judges Chapter 2 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 2: The Angel of the Lord at Bokim / The Death of Joshua / Israel's Apostasy and the Ministry of the Judges. God is super fickle and he fluctuates between anger and sympathy for the people he both neglects and abuses. We want to know if the judges are human, or magical flying angels, or God-finger-puppets.
26:43
April 05, 2022
Judges Chapter 1 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 1: Judah and Simeon Capture Adoni-bezek / Judah Conquers Jerusalem and Hebron / Othniel Conquers Debir and Receives Achsah / The Extent of the Conquests of Judah and Benjamin / Joseph Conquers Bethel / The Extent of the Conquests of Manasseh and Ephraim / The Extent of the Conquests of the Other Tribes. Holy shit, that's a lot of subtitles for one chapter, but Judges does start off with a bang! Some clown loses his toes and thumbs; a daughter is exchanged for help; and the Israelites completely fail to get rid of the Canaanites.
26:22
April 04, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Joshua Chapters 21 - 24 with Q&A and Joshua Wrap-up
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Joshua Chapters 21 - 24 our Weekly Q&A and the wrap-up for Joshua.
02:04:16
April 03, 2022
Joshua Wrap-up Bonus Episode
Husband and Wife review the Book of Joshua as the first of the Deuteronomistic History. We talk about Joshua the character and learn that he is pretty skeptical of the future of the Israelites. We kick a quiz's ass in spite of several wrong answers.
27:56
April 02, 2022
Joshua Chapters 21 - 24 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about the Levites couch-surfing; why Phinehas was the right guy to question East Side Gang; and how the Canaanites are still here today.
17:37
April 01, 2022
Joshua Chapter 24 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 24: Joshua's Farewell Address / The Death of Joshua / Joseph's Bones Buried at Schechem / The Death of Eleazar. This is the final chapter of Joshua! One foot out the door he was like, "Y'all be good now, hear?" And then he made a stone promise to behave too. There are also bones but NBD.
25:53
March 31, 2022
Joshua Chapter 23 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 23: Joshua's Charge to the People. Uh-oh, looks like J-Dawg gettin' old and 'bout to die. But on his way out the door he's like, "So be good, for goodness sake!"
17:41
March 30, 2022
Joshua Chapter 22 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 22: The Altar by the Jordan. There's a moment of confusion when we are stunned to realize that the West Side Gang are about to war on the East Side Gang, all because of a memorial literally erected to remind both sides to get along. Wife compares the East Side Gang to Chris Rock in that "WTF just happened" way.
28:28
March 29, 2022
Joshua Chapter 21 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 21: The Cities of the Levites / Israel Possesses the Land. There's a lot of mathing in this one. Also, there's this whole "Promises made - Promises kept" proclamation that doesn't sit right with us.
20:04
March 28, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Joshua Chapters 16 - 20 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Joshua Chapters 16 - 20 and our Weekly Q&A.
02:13:17
March 27, 2022
Joshua Chapters 16 - 20 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about why the Israelites failed to drive out all the Canaanites; why Joshua was the last to receive an allotment of land; and the position of the cities of refuge. Wife concedes a point to Husband and he dies of shock.
17:39
March 26, 2022
Joshua Chapter 20 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 20: The Cities of Refuge Appointed. If you accidentally kill someone it's totally cool because now you're a badass slayer and anyway if you run fast enough you can live free from recrimination in one of those slayer camps. Murder is cool, but slaying someone is the better way to go.
15:13
March 25, 2022
Joshua Chapter 19 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 19: The Territory Allotted to the Other Tribes (cont). Benjamin got his own chapter but all the other tribes got stuffed into one. And it turns out that Dan isn't as chill as we thought, which is v. disappointing.
24:56
March 24, 2022
Joshua Chapter 18 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 18: The Territory Allotted to the Other Tribes. This chapter is so stinkin' mappy, and it's mostly just Benjamin's land. On the bright side, it's anti-gerrymandering, which is kinda cool.
21:58
March 23, 2022
Joshua Chapter 17 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 17: The Territory Allotted to Ephraim and Manasseh (cont). We rant a bit about how {*yells into mic*} WE ARE NOT SCHOLARS OR ACADEMICS before going on to learn that the Canaanites are still very present and many of them are giants. No worries; our boy Joshua enslaves them. Good times!
18:49
March 22, 2022
Tammy Faye and Don't Say Gay (bill)
Become a Patron!  Husband and Wife have Patreon Members Only discussion about the 2021 movie The Eyes of Tammy Faye; the harmful influence of religion in politics; and HB 1557, Florida's 2022 Don't Say Gay bill. Click this link to sign up for Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse
01:58
March 21, 2022
Joshua Chapter 16 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 16: The Territory Allotted to Ephraim and Manasseh. More Canaanites get to survive (as slaves) so yay! I tried really hard to think of something else to say, but this chapter was literally only two paragraphs so you get what you get and you don't get upset.
10:03
March 21, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Joshua Chapters 11 - 15 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Joshua Chapters 11 - 15 and our Weekly Q&A.
01:44:05
March 20, 2022
Joshua Chapters 11 - 15 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about Arba and Bohan. We talk about giants, angels, stones, altars, and illegitimate children. Then we geek out over the idea that eventually we plan to read the Dead Sea Scrolls.
24:24
March 19, 2022
Joshua Chapter 15 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 15: The Territory Allotted to Judah / Caleb Conquers Hebron and Debir / The Cities of Judah. There were so many locations name-dropped in this chapter that we got a little loopy. Wife is not sorry. TOOTHPICK.
22:03
March 18, 2022
Joshua Chapter 14 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 14: Canaan Divided by Lot / Hebron Given to Caleb. So you know how just then it says the land was divided by "lot"? It's a lie. Some of that shit was predetermined by Moses and there would have been some extremely angry 80yo's if they'd actually done it by lot. So anyway, THAT happened.
11:09
March 17, 2022
Joshua Chapter 13 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 13: The Land Yet to Be Possessed / The Inheritances Given by Moses. If the last chapter was a Congress of Kings, this chapter is a Menagerie of Maps, or an Aggregation of Atlases, or a Louse of Lands. Oh, and you thought they were done conquering Canaan? Foolish mortal.
21:34
March 16, 2022
Joshua Chapter 12 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 12: The Kings Defeated by Moses / The Kings Defeated by Joshua. This is a super short chapter that is literally just a rollcall of every king killed thus far. We argued over what you might call a group of kings, as with a flock of geese or a murder of crows: a Congress of Kings? A Flush of Kings? A Court of Kings? A Bag of Kings? Anyway, nothing happens.
13:51
March 15, 2022
Joshua Chapter 11 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 11: The Defeat of Jabin's Alliance / Joshua Takes the Whole Land. We decide to start referring to the "Basket of Deplorables" as the "Vast Horde" because when you're surrounded by antivaxxers that's legit how it feels. Husband wins a bad-joke contest, our kid unexpectedly contributes a throwaway comment, and Wife quotes Humpty Dumpty.
23:11
March 14, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Joshua Chapters 6 - 10 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Joshua Chapters 6 - 10 and our Weekly Q&A.
02:00:21
March 13, 2022
Joshua Chapters 6 - 10 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about that weirdo with a sword who shows up right before Joshua kicks some Canaan ass, as well as questions about why Canaan ass even needs kicking in the first place.
13:45
March 12, 2022
Joshua Chapter 10 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 10: The Defeat of the Amorites. These guys were giants tho, weren't they? No mention of that now, so we really aren't sure. But wow, God stops the sun, which is completely unnecessary since he also sends down hail to kill everyone. Because, don't forget, slaughter is so much fun!
28:60
March 11, 2022
Joshua Chapter 9 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 9: The Deceit of the Gibeonites. We learn that it's good to lie, because "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay" is more than just a silly song when your life is in the line.
15:16
March 10, 2022
Joshua Chapter 8 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 8: The Capture and Destruction of Ai / The Law Recorded at Mount Ebal. Wife does a math badly, but to be fair, the entire premise was poorly articulated, so I think we can all agree that ultimately God is to blame for this malarkey. Footnote: Another visit to Bless and Curse Mountains ensues, but let's be real: Who even cares?
30:44
March 09, 2022
Joshua Chapter 7 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 7: The Sin of Achan. We learn (again) that God is a greedy, vindictive, murdery, jerk-face. And also that Joshua has perpetuated Moses' grift beyond all reckoning. These people are nasty, and this book is bad.
23:24
March 08, 2022
Joshua Chapter 6 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 6: The Fall of Jericho. There really wasn't even a battle because God just made the walls fall down himself, so I'm not sure what all the fuss over this town was about. But hey they followed thru on saving that prostitute so, Yay?
20:47
March 07, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Joshua Chapters 1 - 5 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Joshua Chapters 1 - 5 and our Weekly Q&A.
01:16:18
March 06, 2022
Joshua Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover questions about Joshua and his daddy Nun. They get compared to Moses and Jesus, and we learn belatedly that Joshua was with Moses all over Mount Sinai even tho NO he tf was not.
16:16
March 05, 2022
Joshua Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 5: The Circumcision and Passover at Gilgal / Joshua and the Man with a Drawn Sword. So after crossing the Jordan, the Israelites randomly decide that NOW is the time to chop off their dicks ("just the tip"). Then some asshole just declared himself commander of the Lord's army and Joshua is like, "Of course you are; that totally makes perfect sense!" This book is so weird and silly
13:23
March 04, 2022
Joshua Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 4: The Twelve Stones Taken from the Jordan. They crossed the river. They picked up rocks. They stacked those rocks so good. And that day Joshua was named Best. Leader. Ever. Besides. Moses. That's literally all that happened and, believe me, I spiced it up here.
13:46
March 03, 2022
Joshua Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua Chapter 3: Israel Passes over the Jordan. And, like, that is literally all that happened. Those guys picked up their shit and crossed river. The end. Anticlimactic af.
15:44
March 02, 2022
Joshua Chapter 2 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua Chapter 2: The Spies Sent to Jericho. The title of this section pissed off Husband before we even started reading, because sending in spies is LITERALLY what got the Israelites in trouble the LAST time they approached the Promised Land. The spies aren't very scouty, tho, as they are busy with a prostitute who squeezes vows of protection from her sneaky lovers.
15:52
March 01, 2022
Joshua Chapter 1 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Joshua Chapter 1: Preparations for the Conquest of Canaan. We wonder if the Canaanites noticed the Israelite army that's been camped out on their border for what seems like several months. Yeah, that's right, they still haven't entered the Promised Land. It's starting to feel like maybe they're stalling.
14:13
February 28, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Post Deuteronomy Bonuses
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Post Deuteronomy Bonuses
02:42:05
February 27, 2022
Banned Books - Special Patreon Episode
Husband and Wife start off their new discussion series with a topic near-and-dear to Wife's heart: Banned Book Week. We talk about why books are challenged, and by whom, and how librarians are the front-line protectors of our precious First Amendment. Like what you heard? Become a Patreon member today for as little as $2 a month for more extra content like this.
29:34
February 26, 2022
Deuteronomistic History - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife introduce the next section of the Old Testament following the Pentateuch: the Deuteronomistic History, which includes Joshua, Judges, 1Samuel, 2Samuel, 1 King, and 2 King. The Book of Ruth is in there somewhere but gets no mention, so not sure what THAT'S about! We end the episode on a hill of foreskins, as you do.
18:41
February 25, 2022
Pentateuch Wrap-up Bonus Episode (part 2)
Husband and Wife attempt to cover a brief summary of the Pentateuch, but it ran long, so here is Part 2: Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. And thus we have completed our reading of the first five books of the Bible! W00t!
14:12
February 24, 2022
Pentateuch Wrap-up Bonus Episode (Part 1)
Husband and Wife attempt to cover a brief summary of the Pentateuch, but it ran long because Wife did too good a job. Here's Part 1: Genesis & Exodus. Join us tomorrow for Leviticus, Numbers, & Deuteronomy.
30:27
February 23, 2022
Deuteronomy Wrap-up Bonus Episode
Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Deuteronomy. We argue over where Moses is buried (mountain or valley) and pass a quiz. We also learn a new word, monolatrous, which proves something we've been saying all along!
31:23
February 22, 2022
Replay: Getting to know more about Husband and Wife - A rebroadcast of our 50th episode
This episode is a rebroadcast of our 50th episode, getting to know Husband and Wife.
54:36
February 21, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 30 - 34 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 30 - 34 and our Weekly Q&A.
01:24:44
February 20, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapters 30 - 34 Q&A - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover questions about the Thummim and Urim, which sadly have nothing to do with either thumbs or urine. We get furthering confirmation that those silly Bible goobers believed in magic. You know, because a belief in gods wasn't ridiculous enough.
11:06
February 19, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 34 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 34: The Death of Moses. And with that the baton is passed to Joshua, Deuteronomy is done, the Pentateuch is history, and we are ready to move into... more Bible. But not before a week of bonus eps! w00t!
18:35
February 18, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 33 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 33: Moses Blesses the Tribes of Israel. Some blessings are better than others, a few blessings are subpar, and Dan's blessing is missing altogether. The best blessing was Reuben's: basically, don't die. Coolio.
16:44
February 17, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 32 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 32: The Song of Moses / Moses Permitted to See the Land of Canaan. It's our musical debut! Every good show has one! Sing along, you guys! It's a regular hootenanny! Also Moses gonna die. Ope.
15:01
February 16, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 31 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 31: Joshua Commissioned as Moses' Successor / The Law to Be Placed in the Ark / The Song of Moses. God reveals that like two seconds after Moses dies, the dumbos will start worshipping other gods and breaking the covenant. Poor Moses. My dude can't even die in peace.
24:08
February 15, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 30 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 30: The Conditions for Restoration and Blessing. God commands us to love him, which seems like a flawed plan. But if you disobey, you'll have to eat a baby sandwich on suffer bread. So we're gonna choose the blessings, right? I mean, I guess so.
14:19
February 14, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 25 - 29 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 25 - 29 and our Weekly Q&A.
01:36:52
February 13, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapters 25 - 29 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about why a woman would pull off her brother-in-law's sandal. We also question whether spit = semen. Pretty sure it does NOT but it's the bible so who tf even knows?
14:43
February 12, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 29 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 29: The Lord's Covenant with Israel in Moab. It's just more of the same "I'll boil you alive" threats if the people disobey. Wife channels her inner Mickey Mouse, and does a quick detour into her favorite sci-fi shows. Husband keeps things on track but cuts us off without letting us say goodbye. GOODBYE!
18:48
February 11, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 28 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 28: The Blessings of Obedience / The Consequences of Disobedience. Holy moly, this god is on a serious tear! He threatens to make you eat your kids and get boils everywhere and be naked and have mildew and robberies and whatnot and what-have-you, promises he will turn this van around and drive y'all back to Egypt if you don't behave, and then is like, "But you still love me tho, right?" No, my dude. Just no.
32:38
February 10, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 27 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 27: The Law to Be Recorded on Mount Ebal / The Curses at Mount Ebal. After making a zen garden by balancing stacked rocks, these fools shout curses that involve way too many rules about sex. The guys were so dang horny back then! And all the people reply, Amen!
16:49
February 09, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 26 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 26: The Firstfruits and the Tithe. We learn that Israelites shopped at Michaels because OMG they had tons of baskets! Tithing included heavily scripted soliloquies that basically amounted to kthnxbai.
12:25
February 08, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 25 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 25: Laws of Human Relations (still cont.) / The Command to Blot Out Amalek. It seems counter-productive to write down the name of a people you actively want to forget, but okay, you do you, weirdos! And for the record, I'm never going to marry my brother-in-law, periodt.
16:38
February 07, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 20 - 24 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 20 - 24 and our Weekly Q&A.
02:02:20
February 06, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapters 20 - 24 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about crushed nuts, missing dicks, and that Hop on Pop scene from way back.
11:33
February 05, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 24 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 24: Laws of Human Relations (cont.). The rich are encouraged not to be selfish fucks, and Wife goes off about Dave Ramsey. We ponder that age-old question, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? Now go beat your trees!
28:22
February 04, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 23
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 23: Those Excluded from the Congregation / Laws of Sanitation / Laws of Human Relations. This chapter starts right off with penises and the lack thereof; it doesn't get better from there. It's all prostitutes and wet dreams and buffets and a bunch of grapes and crushed nuts. Oh and also a sickle.
26:23
February 03, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 22 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 22: Various Laws (cont.) / Laws Concerning Chastity. This entire chapter is way too concerned with vaginas. Lots of people get stoned but not in the good way. This shit's bananas. We were pretty much rendered speechless which isn't good in an audio-only medium.
26:02
February 02, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 21 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 21: Settlement for an Unknown Murderer's Crime / Various Laws. These folks love stoning people to death -- including their own kids! And they are more concerned about their town not getting blamed for murder than they are about actually solving the murder. Honestly, these Israelites were pretty garbage.
21:32
February 01, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 20 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 20: The Laws Concerning War. What's it good for? Absolutely nothin'. Except for trees. But only the fruit ones. The non-fruit-bearing trees are open season. Also, we are reminded to never NOT be afraid as it means you get to go home. Also also, don't live in town because there's a chance that being merely deplorable-adjacent saves you from outright murder.
23:08
January 31, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 15 - 19 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 15 - 19 and our Weekly Q&A. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
01:37:46
January 30, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapters 15 - 19 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about Curse Mountain and Bless Mountain. We learn how they decided which mountain was which (they held a beauty contest) and who got to stand on the good one (they held a popularity contest). We also get ahead of ourselves because Joshua is totally gonna clear things up in the coming chapters. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
16:34
January 29, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 19 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 19: The Cities of Refuge / The Law Concerning Witnesses. We come up with a fantastic concept for a reality tv show wherein Christian contestants are judged by the rules actually set forth in the Bible -- which means you can't move your yard markers, Karen! And Steve, you need to get a better grip on your axe so the head stops flying off! We also learn that we aren't supposed to feel pity for the convicted, which, I dunno, seems a bit cruel and anti-Christian, but hey! Judges gonna judge. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
22:32
January 28, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 18 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 18: The Portions of the Levites / Warning Against Heathen Practices / God Promises a Prophet Like Moses. Wife is sad about the lack of magic in her life and vows to get her palms read. Husband half-heartedly vows to trust Wife's premonitions. We recap our adventure with skydiving zombies. Neither of us recalls what we read in this chapter but our conversation was riveting! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
18:32
January 27, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 17 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 17: The Administration of Justice (cont.) / Instructions Concerning a King. Stonings continue but only after cyber stalking. We question what constitutes "too many" in deciding how many wives a king gets to have. Then we wax nostalgic about the idea of having a leader who has actually read the rules. Finally, we bristle at the Bible's accusation of arrogance in anyone who dares question conviction. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
18:16
January 26, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 16 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 16: The Three Appointed Feasts / The Administration of Justice. We decide we'd rather have chicken than lamb on a Suffer Bread sammich. Wife teaches Husband "The Song That Never Ends" and we wonder whether Moses was allowing for basement Ashera poles. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
17:37
January 25, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 15 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 15: The Year of Release / Lending to the Poor / The Treatment of Servants / The Consecration of Firstlings. Wife is disappointed to learn that "release" has nothing to do with orgasms, and she gets worked up over the sad state of college and medical debt in this country. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
19:23
January 24, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 10 - 14 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 10 - 14 and our Weekly Q&A. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
02:06:06
January 23, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapters 10 - 14 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about how many Israelites were in Egypt, versus how many left. Turns out the Israelites weren't all that special insofar as being the pharaoh's slaves. Moreover, they weren't even Israelites at that point. We argue about cultural collective memory versus b&w historical accuracy, and compare Moses to George Washington. It's all very messy. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
29:12
January 22, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 14 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 14: Warning Against Idolatry (cont. still) / Clean and Unclean Food / The Law of the Tithe (as opposed to The Eye of the Tiger). We learn that eating roadkill is bad, but selling it to strangers is perfectly acceptable. Husband wants to eat a bat and Wife just wants to snuggle kittens. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
26:60
January 21, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 13 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 13: Warning Against Idolatry (cont.). We learn that if you can see the future, then you and your scallywag brood are evil scoundrels who should be totally murdered - and your little dog, too. Yeah, that tracks. Killing is awesome! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
24:26
January 20, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 12 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 12: Only One Place of Worship / Warning Against Idolatry. We are reminded for the umpteenth time not to drink blood, mess with idols, or worship other gods. Moses encourages us again to engage in killing sprees and wipe out entire towns, all of which sounds super fun. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
21:51
January 19, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 11 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 11: The Greatness of the Lord / The Blessings of the Promised Land. There's a lot to remember here, but don't worry -- Moses isn't talking to any of us because we weren't around to see all those miracles. We do get confused, however, when Moses urges everyone to drop a blessing at one mountain and a curse at another. What even?!? Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
16:35
January 18, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 10 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 10: The Second Tablets of Stones / What God Requires. We argue over who's right more often (Husband versus Wife). Moses takes credit for building the whole dang ark himself, like 'tweren't nothin', and Husband goes bananas over the assertion that there were originally only 70 Israelites. Moses' recap does the book of Numbers a grave injustice. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
21:55
January 17, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 5 - 9 with Q&A
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 5 - 9 and our Weekly Q&A. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
01:56:05
January 16, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapters 5 - 9 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about Ashera Poles, which Husband cannot pronounce because Ohio. This goddess was actually kind of a Big Deal, depending on who you asked. And oh look at that, you could ask the Israelites because the women totally gave her offerings. Huh.
24:33
January 15, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 9 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 9: The Lord Will Destroy the Nations of Canaan / Israel's Rebellion at Horeb. Moses reveals that God hates ALL people, but he just hates the Israelites a little less than he hates everyone else. And we learn that Moses sucks at pep talks. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
19:01
January 14, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 8 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 8: A Good Land to be Possessed / Warning Against Forgetting the Lord. Wife points out that God has BPD ("I hate you! Don't leave me!") and makes an excellent Matrix reference which Husband confuses as a quote from Poltergeist, bringing us full circle (because possession). Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
18:03
January 13, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 7 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 7: Israel Warned of the Idolatry of Canaan / A Holy People to the Lord / The Blessings of Obedience. More murder and mayhem, more conquest and colonialism, more promises that God is super cool. Ugh. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
23:46
January 12, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 6 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 6: The Great Commandment / Warnings Against Disobedience. Spoiler - the Great Commandment is to obey God (*insert eyeroll here*). The warning is "or else he will smite yo ass." Y'all buckle up, and don't text and drive! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
18:05
January 11, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 5: The Ten Commandments / The People's Fear. This is a much shorter, and slightly altered, version of what we already read a couple books ago. We further establish that we are better parents than God. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
28:58
January 10, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy 3 - 4 with Q&A
A collection of last week's Sacrilegious Discourse episodes with Husband and Wife!
59:05
January 09, 2022
Weekly Q&A - Deuteronomy Chapters 3 - 4
Husband and Wife cover questions about Og's bed, which was apparently massive and precious. Then Wife recaps a Jewish fairytale starring the giant crybaby Og and his ride on a mountain-sized unicorn. "Cry Me A River" takes on a whole new meaning.
19:40
January 08, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 4: Moses Exhorts Israel to Obedience / Israel's Experience at Horeb / Warning Against Idolatry / The Cities of Refuge East of the Jordan / Moses Recounts Israel's Law. Moses is one salty grifter, but he tries to hide his bitter tears in reminders not to worship other gods because this one is super jelly. Sucks to suck. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
30:14
January 07, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 3: Israel Conquers Og of Bashan / Reuben, Gad, and Half of Manasseh Settle East of the Jordan / Moses Not Permitted to Enter Canaan. In our first single-chapter, daily episode we learn that apparently Og's giant bed is still around? And OMFG we long to see this majestic item! Also, Moses the grifter gets grifted. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
17:10
January 06, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapters 1 - 2 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about giants. They discuss a big bed, necklaces, DNA, poltergeist, Pizza Gate, and buzzers. It's not as scattershot as you might think. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
20:22
January 04, 2022
Deuteronomy Chapters 1 - 2 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 1: Moses Recounts the Lord's Promise to Israel at Horeb / The Appointment of Judges / The Spies Sent Out at Kadesh-barnea / God's Punishment on Israel / The Defeat of Israel at Hormah; and chapter 2: The Years in the Wilderness / Israel Conquers Sihon. This is a decent recap of the last couple books, kinda like a "previously on" but with giants. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
36:46
December 30, 2021
Who Wrote the Pentateuch? (Bonus)
Husband and Wife answer questions about the author of the first five books of the Bible. We discuss the likelihood that Aaron was merely an imaginary friend, and then Husband urges everyone to harass Wife on Twitter. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
30:44
December 28, 2021
A Few of Our Favorite Things (Bonus)
Husband and Wife discuss raindrops on kittens and whiskers on mittens. jk jk jk They actually talk about their fav holiday movies, carols, candies, and stocking stuffers. Husband is a curmudgeonly grinch! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
26:14
December 23, 2021
A Very Churchy Christmas (Bonus)
Husband and Wife discuss church attendance demographics. We also talk about the meaning of the holiday and our personal holiday church experiences. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
28:43
December 21, 2021
Numbers Wrap-up Bonus Episode
Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Numbers, then bomb a super lengthy and horribly written quiz. We learn that those bozos actually hit the borders of the Promised Land twice! Un-freaking-believable! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
36:49
December 16, 2021
Numbers Chapters 34 - 35 - 36 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about where the Promised Land sits, and which body of water is actually the Brook of Egypt. This lesson in geography was brought to you in part by the letters WTF. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
15:22
December 14, 2021
Numbers Chapters 34 - 35 - 36 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 34: The Borders and Division of Canaan (cont.); chapter 35: The Inheritance of the Levites / The Cities of Refuge / The Law Concerning Bloodshed; and chapter 36: The Law Concerning the Marriage of Heiresses. We learn about brass monkeys' balls, how to get away with murder, and more incest. And with that, we have concluded the book of Numbers! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
40:05
December 09, 2021
Numbers Chapters 32 - 33 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about renaming towns, and speculate as to whether Reuben was being chintzy when it came to sacrifices. Like, where's the beef, my guy? Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
19:43
December 07, 2021
Numbers Chapters 32 - 33 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 32: Reuben, Gad, and Half of Manasseh Settle East of the Jordan; and chapter 33: The Stages of Israel's Journey / The Borders and Division of Canaan. Some folks get to stay where the grass is greener, but only if they fight for chocolate ice cream. We get to read Moses' diary which is unsurprisingly dull af. Camps beget camps and space trash comes back to haunt us. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
38:23
December 02, 2021
Bonus Discussion - Atheist vs Agnostic
Husband and Wife have a conversation about why Husband was giving Wife the stink-eye when she started going soft on atheism last week. They encourage everyone to practice Wheaton's Law ("Don't be a dick") and Wife sings the MLP theme song. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
33:45
November 30, 2021
Bonus Thanksgiving 100th Episode 2021 - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife take a look back at what we've learned so far regarding podcasting in general and the Bible in particular. Then we look ahead at what Sacrilegious Discourse hopes to accomplish in the coming months. Have a happy Thanksgiving, then welcome Dylan to the team and go read his inaugural blog post! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
52:00
November 25, 2021
Numbers Chapters 30 - 31 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about Moabites versus Midianites. We also explain that putting mustard on your pumpkin pie is a result of poor life decisions, and that this personal choice is definitely not an Ohio thing. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
21:02
November 23, 2021
Numbers Chapters 30 - 31 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 30: The Law Concerning Vows; and chapter 31: Israel Takes Vengeance on Midian / The Division of the Booty. We (re)learn that women's silly little brains aren't capable of thought. This idea is reinforced when thousands of young girls are counted as prizes of plunder alongside animals and jewels. This book is gross. This god is gross. Men are gross. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
36:05
November 18, 2021
Numbers Chapters 28 - 29 Q&A
Husband and Wife cover questions about the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, as well as the practice of slaughtering lambs for sacrifice, which is apparently still a thing. Gross. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
14:10
November 16, 2021
Numbers Chapters 28 - 29 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 28: The Daily Offerings / The Sabbath and Monthly Offerings / The Offerings at the Appointed Feasts; and chapter 29: (cont.). These chapters are legit just Boomers breaking down the process to Zoomers, and yeah it's exactly as annoying as you'd think. But we do learn that God eats thru his nose, so that's a thing. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
47:29
November 11, 2021
Numbers Chapters 26 - 27 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about Zelophehad's daughters, who may not have actually existed. We also talk about Pride and Prejudice, Fiddler on the Roof, the Angel of Death, and Batman. Because obviously. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
17:57
November 09, 2021
Numbers Chapters 26 - 27 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 26: The Numbering of Israel in Moab / The Tribe of Levi / Only Caleb and Joshua Survive; and chapter 27: The Request of Zelophehad's Daughters / Moses Appoints Joshua as His Successor. This section reminded us why it's called Numbers and we are very, very sorry for it. Women's Lib gets a mention and that's really the only thing worth mentioning here. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
41:36
November 04, 2021
Numbers Chapters 24 - 25 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about this god Ba'al and that god Ba'al and those gods Baal and Zeus and Yahweh and rain and candles and somebody fucked a bull and I don't even know. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
23:10
November 02, 2021
Numbers Chapters 24 - 25 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 24: Balaam Blesses Israel (cont.) / Balaam's Prophecy; and chapter 25: Israel Worships Baal-peor. People just never learn! And so of course they get all plagued and murdery. Wife does lots of clapping and rants about rapers. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
34:20
October 28, 2021
Numbers Chapters 22 - 23 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about prophets in general and Balaam in particular. We learn more about foreskins and dreams. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
23:08
October 26, 2021
Numbers Chapters 22 - 23 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 22: Balak Sends for Balaam / The Angel and Balaam's Ass / Balaam Blesses Israel; and chapter 23: Balaam Blesses Israel (cont.). God hardcore gaslights Balaam and we lose our collective shit. A donkey speaks but we're so worked up that this hardly makes a blip on our radar. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
42:40
October 21, 2021
Numbers Chapters 20 - 21 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about Moses' punishment, as well as the Caduceus. In a shocking twist, we learn that God is a dick. Also, it turns out we weren't even talking about the right stick. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
20:23
October 19, 2021
Numbers Chapters 20 - 21 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 20: Water from the Rock / Edom Refuses Passage to Israel / Aaron Dies on Mount Hor; and chapter 21: The Canaanites Attack Israel / The Fiery Serpents / The Israelites Journey around Moab/ Israel Conquers Sihon / Israel Conquers Og of Bashon. We discuss snakes on sticks and OshKosh B'gosh kids clothing. Miriam dies with zero fanfare because #FuckThePatriarchy. Wife chants a little ditty written by ancient poets. Husband heckles. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
39:17
October 14, 2021
Numbers Chapters 18 - 19 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about salt covenants. Which is convenient since we used one in our wedding ceremony and had no idea what it truly meant. Hey! Pass the salt! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
16:37
October 12, 2021
Numbers Chapters 18 - 19 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 18: Provision for the Priests and Levites; and chapter 19: The Purification of the Unclean. After more repetition of how the grift works, we discuss flaming bags of poo and whether calling someone a heifer is ever okay (it's not). And we're still left wondering how long it takes hooves to burn down. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and science themed merchandise here: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myshopify.com/ Links to find Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists wherever you listen to podcasts: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-today/ Subscribe to receive updates on our episodes and great deals on our atheist merchandise via email: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/subscribe-to-receive-email-updates/ Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Check to see if we're currently running a giveaway here and stop by to win some awesome atheist gear: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/giveaway/
43:22
October 07, 2021
Numbers Chapters 16 - 17 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about Korah. First we call out Facebook and its fuckery. Then we learn that we weren't the first to call out Moses for being a grifter, and that the better stories about people in the Bible are usually found anywhere BUT the Bible.
22:43
October 05, 2021
Numbers Chapters 16 - 17 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 16: Korah's Rebellion; and chapter 17: Aaron's Rod. We learn that apparently Moses has earthquake-sensing tech, and that sometimes your staff will sprout almonds.
35:53
September 30, 2021
Numbers Chapters 14 - 15 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about Vertical Retribution. We learn that kicking the can down the road isn't always a bad thing, and confirm that, while Moses is still a dumb-dumb, god is definitely still a dick.
21:47
September 28, 2021
Numbers Chapters 14 - 15 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 14: The People Rebel Against the Lord / God's Punishment on Israel / The Death of the Ten Evil Spies / The Defeat of Israel at Hormah; and chapter 15: Laws Concerning Offerings / The Stoning of a Sabbath Breaker / Fringes on Garments. We wonder why the masses are always so stupid, and we learn the price of picking up sticks on the wrong day. There is a lot of singing in this one, for absolutely no reason.
44:50
September 23, 2021
Numbers Chapter 12 - 13 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about Miriam, like who even is that? We learn why she's a beloved figure and an early model of women's rights which is almost cool but as usual God ruins everything.
18:39
September 21, 2021
Numbers Chapters 12 - 13 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 12: Miriam and Aaron Speak Against Moses; and chapter 13: The Twelve Spies Sent to Canaan. We learn that Snow White was pale due to leprosy, and that somehow the giants survived The Flood. This was actually our favorite section of Numbers so far!
26:42
September 16, 2021
Numbers Chapters 10 - 11 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about horns and bushels, which leads to a very brief discussion about rams and salve and the cost of milk. Honestly the majority of the conversation revolves around us ranting about, BUT WHY THIS GUY?
16:06
September 14, 2021
Numbers Chapters 10 - 11 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 10: The Silver Trumpets / The Israelites Depart from Sinai; and chapter 11: The Lord Sends Quails. The people are all whiny, which makes Moses all whiny, which makes God throw yet another tantrum. There's some smiting and choking and yet another plague and seriously guys, Are we there yet? God makes them gluttonous and then gets ticked off at the gluttony. Makes total sense.
43:51
September 09, 2021
Numbers Chapters 8 - 9 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about the odour of sanctity because there was literally nothing to talk about in this section. God, dead saints, and hand lotion from B&BW all smell like roses. The End.
13:37
September 07, 2021
Numbers Chapters 8 - 9 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 8: Aaron Lights the Lamps / The Cleansing of the Levites; and chapter 9: The Observance of the Passover. We talk about the tragedy of not being allowed to celebrate due to having touched dead people (which, you know, GRODY). Then we learn that these fools followed a cloud around for 40 years and seriously what even is this religion?
32:07
September 02, 2021
Numbers Chapter 7 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about wagons and the antichrist. Yeah, it's definitely a journey.
15:02
August 31, 2021
Numbers Chapter 7 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 7: Offerings for the Dedication of the Altar. We read this one as a stand-alone because it's so long that we're actually still reading it and will probably be reading it through next year. All the Tribes got together and donated lambs and shit on fancy platters. The End. Don't make this harder than it has to be.
32:20
August 26, 2021
Numbers Chapters 5 - 6 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about Nazarene (not to be confused with Glycerine) and whether or not the rules apply to a jealous wife (we're pretty sure they do NOT). Also, dirty-dick-gathering may have been the earliest example of a hospital.
14:28
August 24, 2021
Numbers Chapters 5 - 6 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 5: The Unclean Driven from the Camp / The Law of Recompense / The Law Concerning Jealousy; and chapter 6: The Law for the Nazarite / The Priestly Benediction. We get a reminder that a dirty dick got to go, and we learn that if you're infertile it's probably because you're a cheating cheater. Nazarites seem to get a raw deal but we don't really care because what even are those, anyway?
30:44
August 19, 2021
Numbers Chapters 3 - 4 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about how an entire book dedicated to numbers can have such egregious mathematical errors. They revisit the Pickle Clan and wonder why Aaron is the main character when Moses is the firstborn son (ugh, like it even really matters).
16:32
August 17, 2021
Numbers Chapters 3 - 4 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 3: The Number and Duties of the Levites / The Redemption of the Firstborn; and chapter 4: The Tasks Assigned to the Levites. We learn about the Pickle Clan and who carries what and what color the cloths are supposed to be (mostly blue). If you look directly at any of this stuff, your face will probably melt off and you will definitely die. Husband gets annoyed when Wife makes shit up, and The Child tries to calm things down (to no avail).
39:43
August 12, 2021
Numbers Chapters 1 - 2 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about why the Chosen People are all Numbery; why a 5-day little jaunt turned into a 40-year journey; why this book should've been called The Wilderness; and why Marvel is better than DC.
13:34
August 10, 2021
Numbers Chapters 1 - 2 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 1: The Numbering of Israel at Sinai / The Appointment of the Levites; and chapter 2: The Camps and Leaders of the Tribes. First there are congrats to Husband for going a month without smoking. Then we get all numbery and our cat is so bored that she tries to eat toilet paper. Go Team!
28:23
August 05, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 26 - 27 Q&A
Happy one-year anniversary! And WOOHOO what a great way to finally end Leviticus! Husband and Wife answer questions about slavery and learn why there are so many weird laws. They take a quiz to test their knowledge, and Husband kicks it out of the park before getting tripped up by the cat.
30:58
August 03, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 26 - 27 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 26: The Blessings of Obedience / The Consequences of Disobedience; and chapter 27: Laws Concerning Dedications. God threatens to make us eat our children. Wife loses her shit. Husband reminds Wife the Bible is stupid and God is a dick. Leviticus is officially DONE and there is much rejoicing.
45:07
July 29, 2021
Leviticus Chapter 25 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about jubilees, slavery, crappy researchers, and rough draft religions.
21:36
July 27, 2021
Leviticus Chapter 25 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 25: Sabbath Years and the Year of Jubilee. Let your fields lie fallow every 7 years and throw a big-ass rager every 50 years. Israelites get to own everything and can do take-backs on houses and land. They also get to own slaves as property passed down to their kids. This god guy is ungodly and we hate him so much because fuck slavery.
35:07
July 22, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 23 - 24 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about breadboxes, tents, farts, and sins.
14:14
July 20, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 23 - 24 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 23: The Appointed Feasts; and chapter 24: The Tending of the Lamp / The Showbread / The Punishment for Blasphemy. Get out your calendars and write down all these special holidays where you have to give everything you own to Aaron in the greatest grift of all time! No resting, only assembling! Also, gather ye stones for murdering cussers!
37:15
July 15, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 21 - 22 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about clans, divorce, and serial killers.
15:59
July 13, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 21 - 22 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 21: The Holiness of the Priests; and Leviticus chapter 22: The Holiness of the Offerings. This all still seems like a grift that rewards Moses and Aaron, and that punishes disabled people, deformed animals, and prostitutes. Ugly people need not apply.
30:44
July 08, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 19 - 20 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about grapes, hair, and tattoos.
18:02
July 06, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 19 - 20 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 19: Laws of Holiness and Justice; and chapter 20: The Penalties for Acts of Immorality. We learn there are lots of legit gods, witches, ghosts, and vampires in the world. We are encouraged to stone someone to death, but we're lazy bastards so we opt out. Incest is still bad but slavery and rape seem fine.
48:24
July 01, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 17 - 18 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about goat idols, harlots, and Molech.
12:48
June 29, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 17 - 18 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 17: One Place of Sacrifice / The Eating of Blood Forbidden; and chapter 18: Acts of Immortality Forbidden. This is a good time to scream HAPPY PRIDE MONTH because wow some of these verses were all kinds of anti-gay which is Very Not Cool. Oh, and btw, wtf is Molech?
26:47
June 24, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 15 - 16 Q&A
Husband and Wife answer questions about male discharge and Azazel.
12:43
June 22, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 15 - 16 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 15: Unclean Discharges from the Body; and chapter 16: The Day of Atonement. Wife teaches Husband about the no-fap movement. We both wonder wtf is going on "down there" and why it might involve spitting. And we learn about the G.O.A.T. of goats, the Azazel scapegoat.
41:23
June 17, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 13 - 14 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapters 13 and 14: Laws Concerning Leprosy. Leprosy seems to be an umbrella term for anything from zits, to burns and blisters, to mildew. God literally states that he might, on a whim, contaminate some people's houses. Husband decides he would rather just live in the leper colony than try to figure out which laws apply on any given day. Solid plan!
46:07
June 10, 2021
Leviticus Chapters 11 - 12 Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife (somehow, despite the odds, manage to) cover Leviticus chapter 11: Clean and Unclean Animals; and Leviticus chapter 12: The Purification of Women after Childbirth. Wife screws up and causes a do-over of the first half, then loses her ever-loving mind during the second half of the show. We wonder what is the difference between SOME cud versus THE cud. We want to eat an alligator but definitely not a hyrax, whatever tf that is.
40:46
June 03,