Stand and Deliver: A JoJo Podcast

It's the final showdown! And then it's the final showdown again! And then it's, uh, the end? Pucci really made a mess of things here. Along the way, we lament the mistreatment of Foo Fighters and I have to instruct George about proper footwear etiquette in Japan. We also do a final ranking of the Parts and discuss our favorite/least favorite characters of Stone Ocean.

But, hey, this is it. A sincere thanks to anyone who's been listening, whether you were here from the beginning or joined for Stone Ocean. I hope we'll be able to come back for Steel Ball Run, whenever that will be, but for now, this is goodbye.

==To Be Continued==>

[Music used: Intro -- "Made in Heaven" by Queen | Outro -- The White Stripes' cover of "Jolene" by Dolly Parton]

Detour One (of two) sees us checking out the Rohan episodes that came out while we were both in our Michael Jackson-style hibernation tubes. Because there are only two episodes, we end up filling time with more terrible impressions, because that's what the people love! I assume. I don't have comments turned on here, because I don't need LITERALLY TENS of people telling me I sound like a freak nerd. I already know that! Believe me! We want this to remain an echo chamber, just like when we're in our Tubes. Anyway, sound off in the comments if you think we should do the YuYu Haku-Show,

[Music used: Intro -- "Running on a Treadmill" by Oingo Boingo | Outro -- "Here It Goes Again" by OK Go]

This week, after George is done airing his grievances against his local GameStop, we continue the battle against Underworld, debate the merits of excessive profanity, and say goodbye to a member of the Stone Ocean crew... 

[Music used: Intro -- "Born Slippy" by Underworld | Outro -- "Just Another Day (Boingo Alive version)" by Oingo Boingo. Because there's life underground.]

This week, Araki read an article about Rods and decided he wanted to draw Astro Boy. All normal occurrences for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, because, heh heh, I tell you whut, this Adventure sure is Bizarre! The important thing is, we spend most of this episode doing bad impressions. Some bad on purpose, some not. Which is which? We'll let YOU be the judge!! Sound off in the comments! Like and subscribe! Ring that bell for notifications! Kill me and put all of my body parts in separate trash bags so it's impossible to trace! 

[Music used: Intro -- "Sky High" by Jigsaw | Outro -- "Bohemian Polka" by Weird Al Yankovic]

Somehow, Shigechi has returned... 

But anyway, this week, we witness the birth of a new... Character? Stand? Saibaman? Not entirely sure so far, but there's definitely a bunch of grotesque body horror included. Remember that part in The Thing where they're using a defibrillator on the guy? Hahaha yeah it was pretty cool. Why am I asking? No reason. Nothing to be concerned about. 

[Music used: Intro -- "Leave It" by Yes | Outro -- "Number One Spot" by Ludacris]

We're back in the groove! We remembered how to make podcasts! No more Low-Energy Bull Shit, we're here to ROCK and ROLL and GET STUCK IN SHIT-PIPES and SHOOT ALLIGATORS! Limp Bizkit is here and he's being a real freak as we engage in more Bone Identification and talk at length about the Martin McDonagh film The Banshees of Inisherin. George also gives a trip report on M-Three-Gan. If only Roger Ebert was alive to see it... He would love M3GAN. 

Oh, and the Golden Gizmos/Gremmies are up, here: https://anchor.fm/destroy/episodes/The-2022-Golden-Gizmos-and-Gremmies-e1tmkt9

[Music used: Intro -- "Rollin (Air Raid Vehicle)" by Limp Bizkit | Outro -- Fred n Bulk n Skull theme by Mix Bizkit]

This week, we have the most explicit liver-ripping action since John Waters' 1994 classic Serial Mom! Then we have the debut of our new pal Weather Report, who's here to help Jolyne battle some absolute freak who shoots his nuts at her. Metal nuts, yknow, like as in "nuts and bolts". Man, Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts was a good game. Too bad they never made another. I know there's Besiege, and it's sort of a similar thing, but you want the Bear and Bird goofin around, yknow? Just not the same without them. There's something in here about poison frogs too. 

[Music used: Intro -- "Birdland" by Weather Report | Outro -- "I Want You" by Savage Garden]

This week, we find out what happened with Manhattan Transfer! Or I did, George already watched this episode last week because he doesn't know how numbers work, I guess. He's trying to make me look the fool, but I will have the last laugh... I sent him a Batman comic, but little does he know that I have also included in the package a very deadly bacteria that will cause a powerful infection. Let's see how this plays out. He can't resist Batman. 

Oh, and Foo Fighters shows up here. That happens I guess. Something about Jotaro? I dunno.

[Music used: Intro -- "Monkey Wrench" by Foo Fighters | Outro -- "Strutter" by KISS]

We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story! The dinosaurs are US, because we're OLD MEN here to talk about ANIME! ~It's been~ 3 years, but we're going to discuss more of the JoJos, and this time it's about WOMEN in PRISON! Unfortunately, Pam Grier isn't here, but we have plenty of colorful characters to get acquainted with. We're going to speculate on the bust size of all of them. That's the Stand and Deliver guarantee! 

Please bear with us for these first couple of weeks as we get back into the Groove. I barely remember my parent's birthdays, you think I remember how to make a podcast? 

[Music used: Intro -- "Pump It Up" by Elvis Costello. | Outro -- "Stone Free" by The Jimi Hendrix Experience]

Stay tuned.