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Salt Happens

By Salt Happens Podcast

Salt Happens is a podcast with 5 washed up salty gamer dads that have a passion for gaming, anime, tech and geek culture. We are 5 life long friends that met while online gaming who have never actually met, but have stayed in each other's lives for 13 years. Indulge in ongoing struggle for power with the members of your new favorite podcast. The Salt Happens Podcast.

Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, And Derrick The Kid.

Follow us on Instagram @officialsalthappens or visit our website https://www.salthappens.com!
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SH Episode 038 | Triangles Be Tessellating

Salt HappensMay 21, 2020

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SH Episode 038 | Triangles Be Tessellating

SH Episode 038 | Triangles Be Tessellating

Salt Happens is back for another episode of SEASON TWO!  This week we discuss: Unreal Engine 5 with it's triangles, the greatest hip-hop producers of all time, Lupe vs Lil Wayne, who is the prettiest among the Salt Happens, dumb people in horror films AND much more along with our weekly hi-jinks.

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Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid

May 21, 202001:10:05
SH Episode 037 | Cybernetic Yams and the Digital Get Down

SH Episode 037 | Cybernetic Yams and the Digital Get Down

Salt Happens is back for another episode of SEASON TWO!  This week we discuss: Cyberpunk 2077 customizable gennys, the struggles of creating a character of color, Qdoba vs Chiptole, knowing your role AND much more along with our weekly hi-jinks.  

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Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid

May 13, 202001:15:52
SH Episode 036 | TAKE OUR MONEY
May 06, 202001:16:09
SH Episode 035 | That Time Fortnite Popped My BattleRoyal Cherry

SH Episode 035 | That Time Fortnite Popped My BattleRoyal Cherry

Salt Happens is back for another episode of SEASON TWO! In this episode the boys, ( OLD MEN ) have a momentary clash with the young folk. Attending a concert to witness a generational bridge also known as TRAVIS SCOTT. During this concert BLOOD is shed, relationships are SHATTERED, and VICTORIES are had, As well as a completely new experience for us in the gaming world. RUMOR HAS IT that someone in the group now has the battle pass for Fortnite.

Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid

Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt!  Join our Discord Server https://discord.gg/MfUYU4e

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Allow us to formally introduce ourselves! We are 5 friends that met online gaming from way, way back. Through out these 13 years we have all remained friends and whats more we created this.... SALT HAPPENS.

May 01, 202040:30
SH Episode 034 | GOMU GOMU NO MI

SH Episode 034 | GOMU GOMU NO MI

Salt Happens is back for another episode of SEASON TWO! This week we discuss the if Animal Crossing is a boring game for babies, the best fighting game of this generation, Mighty's emotional ride through One Piece,  Derrick's self inflicted baldness AND much more along with our weekly hi-jinks.    

Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid  

Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt!  Join our Discord Server https://discord.gg/MfUYU4e  

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Allow us to formally introduce ourselves! We are 5 friends that met online gaming from way, way back. Through out these 13 years we have all remained friends and whats more we created this.... SALT HAPPENS.

Apr 22, 202054:27
SH Episode 033 | POWER BOTTOM

SH Episode 033 | POWER BOTTOM

Salt Happens is back for another episode of SEASON TWO!  This week we discuss the new PS5 controller, Derrick's Marvel vs Capcom 3 Online Tourney, Why the Mighty Shields has beef with Darks, and Why bird's pooping on you is good luck... Spoiler Alert! Derrick is stupid. We also attempt to use yet another platform.... Zoom AND much more along with our weekly hi-jinks. 

Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid

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Join our Discord Server https://discord.gg/t3dvHRE

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     Allow us to formally introduce ourselves! We are 5 friends that met online gaming from way, way back. Through out these 13 years we have all remained friends and whats more we created this.... SALT HAPPENS.

Apr 17, 202036:03
SH Episode 032 | Bells or Balls... PAY ME!!!

SH Episode 032 | Bells or Balls... PAY ME!!!

The two missing members finally return!  Salt Happens is back for another episode of SEASON TWO! 

This time we discuss: ANIMAL CROSSING first impressions, Mike's fishing obsession, Eric's messy island along with him stealing fossils, Touching GEARS OF WAR, AND much more along with our weekly hi-jinks.  

Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid

Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Join our Discord Server https://discord.gg/t3dvHRE 

Follow us on Instagram http://www.instagram.com/officialsalt... 

Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/salthappens  

Allow us to formally introduce ourselves! We are 5 friends that met online gaming from way, way back. Through out these 13 years we have all remained friends and whats more we created this.... SALT HAPPENS.

Apr 08, 202036:26
SH Episode 031 | I GOT THESE GAMES MAN!

SH Episode 031 | I GOT THESE GAMES MAN!

Salt Happens is back for another episode of SEASON TWO! This time we discuss: GameStop closing stores, Working from home in a crisis, Simulation games, AND much more along with our weekly hi-jinks.

Discord is having issues due to the server overload. Thanks Corona Virus.

Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid

Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt!

Join our Discord Server https://discord.gg/t3dvHRE

Follow us on Instagram http://www.instagram.com/officialsalt...

Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/salthappens

Allow us to formally introduce ourselves! We are 5 friends that met online gaming from way, way back. Through out these 13 years we have all remained friends and whats more we created this.... SALT HAPPENS.

Apr 01, 202038:02
SH Episode 030 | CARDI BEANS WAS RIGHT?!
Mar 25, 202001:19:05
SH Episode 029 | Chicken Of The Sea: "A Love Story"

SH Episode 029 | Chicken Of The Sea: "A Love Story"

Salt Happens is back for another episode of SEASON TWO! This time we discuss: Having a relationship with a mermaid/merman, Yetty's baby hands, Finishing up the Corona Virus, Ryan's new flesh selling video game, Is Gamestop the new Blockbuster?, AND much more along with our weekly hi-jinks.   

Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid  Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! 

 Join our Discord Server https://discord.gg/t3dvHRE

Follow us on Instagram http://www.instagram.com/officialsalt...  

Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/salthappens 

  Allow us to formally introduce ourselves! We are 5 friends that met online gaming from way, way back. Through out these 13 years we have all remained friends and whats more we created this.... SALT HAPPENS.

Mar 18, 202001:16:13
SH Episode 028 | "Black People Don't Camp!?!"
Mar 11, 202001:24:04
SH Episode 027 | What is Boneless Face Cream?
Mar 04, 202001:21:45
SH Episode 026 | What That 401k Do?
Feb 26, 202001:26:59
SH Episode 025 | Is Diglett A Hotdog?
Feb 19, 202001:09:41
SH Episode 024 | Clopping With No Hands
Feb 05, 202001:19:27
SH Episode 023 | You S**t On Your Joy-Cons Bro!?!

SH Episode 023 | You S**t On Your Joy-Cons Bro!?!

Salt Happens is back for another episode of SEASON TWO! This time we discuss: Backseat Gaming, Used Controllers, Gaming Delays, What type of cybernetic enhancement would you receive and why?, The Witcher, AND much more along with our weekly Hijinks. Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Follow us on Instagram @officialsalthappens or follow us on Twitter @SaltHappens ! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid  Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwNIEhk2Eoc&feature=youtu.be
Jan 28, 202001:14:41
SH Episode 022 | One Nut At A Time
Jan 22, 202001:04:38
SH Episode 021 | The MFKZ'n Hunger Games

SH Episode 021 | The MFKZ'n Hunger Games

Salt Happens is back for SEASON TWO! This time we discuss: Break Time, MFKZ Movie Review, Hunger Games in the Congo Rainforest, AND much more along with our weekly Hijinks. Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Follow us on Instagram @officialsalthappens or visit our website https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Jan 07, 202001:20:33
SH Episode 020 | THIS is Salt Happens

SH Episode 020 | THIS is Salt Happens

Salt Happens kicks off their season finale with FIREBALL, Thanksgiving tales, Death by Snoo Snoo AND much more along with our weekly Hijinks. Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Follow us on Instagram @officialsalthappens or visit our website https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Dec 04, 201957:42
SH Episode 019 | Pokémon: The Battlefield Got Weird

SH Episode 019 | Pokémon: The Battlefield Got Weird

Salt Happens is back again this week with a DYNAMAX episode. This time we discuss: Pokémon Sword and Shield, Ditto breeding, Mighty Shields using us as his pets, Mechanics, FIREBALL, Megaman, THE MCRIB, 2K's Social media incident, AND much more along with our weekly Hijinks. Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Follow us on Instagram @officialsalthappens or visit our website https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Nov 26, 201948:59
SH Episode 018 | Rick Ross On The Mic / Discord Tried, We Won The Fight

SH Episode 018 | Rick Ross On The Mic / Discord Tried, We Won The Fight

Salt Happens is back again this week with an *insert meme here* episode! For some reason discord made us sound like Rick Ross. This time we discuss: Alanis Morissette, Darks annoying Salt Happens, TERRY from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Ryhno's Vacation, Death Stranding, How many hours we put into video games, Subnautica, AND much more along with our weekly Hijinks. Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Follow us on Instagram @officialsalthappens or visit our website https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Nov 11, 201936:43
SH Episode 017 | Druid Gang / Why Is There Sauce In My Inventory

SH Episode 017 | Druid Gang / Why Is There Sauce In My Inventory

Salt Happens is back again this week with a SPICY episode. This time we discuss: John Witherspoon, (May you rest in peace good sir), Diablo 4, Wrapping up Blizzard, THE GREAT SHIELDS AND YETTY DEBATE, Netzero, Why watching people play video games may be a waste of time, Derrick's VERY SPECIAL guest, AND much more along with our weekly Hijinks. Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Follow us on Instagram @officialsalthappens or visit our website https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Nov 04, 201901:02:09
SH Episode 016 | Trick or Treat, Salty and Sweet!

SH Episode 016 | Trick or Treat, Salty and Sweet!

Salt Happens is back again this week with a SPOOKY AND SAUCY episode. This time we discuss: Candy Man, Left 4 Dead, What to expect out of the PlayStation 5, CHEESE'S MYSTERY MEAT, The live action Demon Slayer play, SCARY DREAMS, Hawkeye's Recast, AND much more along with our weekly Hijinks. Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Follow us on Instagram @officialsalthappens or visit our website https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Oct 28, 201943:16
SH Episode 015 | GUESS WHO'S BACK?!

SH Episode 015 | GUESS WHO'S BACK?!

Salt Happens is back again this week with a FRESH AND WELL WAITED episode. This time we discuss: Where we have been, PRINCE, Why Goku is a terrible father, The Game-boy Anniversary, Destiny 2, Buy to Level, AND much more along with our weekly Hijinks. Follow, Like, Share, And Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website at: https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Oct 21, 201959:36
SH Episode 013 | 1-800-SALT-HAPPENS

SH Episode 013 | 1-800-SALT-HAPPENS

Salt Happens is back again this week with a MOBILE episode. This time we discuss: Mobile gaming, Spider-man's return, Gaming as parents, Pauly Shore, What made us Salty this week, AND much more along with our weekly Hijinks. Follow, Like, Share, and Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website at: https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Sep 30, 201901:03:24
SH Episode 012 | Wallet Slayer! (GIVEAWAY WINNER!)

SH Episode 012 | Wallet Slayer! (GIVEAWAY WINNER!)

Salt Happens is back again this week with a SLAYER episode. This time we discuss: Why games are SO expensive, THE GIVEAWAY WINNER, Demon Slayer, AND much more along with our weekly Hijinks. Make sure you listen to hear the FIRST OFFICIAL SALT HAPPENS MERCH GIVEAWAY WINNER! Follow, Like, Share, and Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website at: https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Sep 23, 201901:10:11
SH Episode 011 | POMF! POMF!

SH Episode 011 | POMF! POMF!

Salt Happens is back again this week with a FRESH episode. This time we discuss: Anime, Marvel, Crabs wearing socks, AND much more along with our weekly Hijinks. Make sure you listen for YOUR CHANCE to participate in our FIRST Official Salt Happens GIVEAWAY! Follow, Like, Share, and Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website at: https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Sep 16, 201901:03:03
SH Episode 010 | They Call Me Uncle Thumbkle!

SH Episode 010 | They Call Me Uncle Thumbkle!

Salt Happens is back this week with a full episode. This time we discuss SNES coming to the Switch, Tool vs Taylor Swift, Thumb Knuckles, and Kanye's Edible Earwax. Along with our weekly Hijinks, Listen for your chance to participate in our first Official Salt Happens Giveaway! Follow, Like, Share, and Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website at: https://www.salthappens.com!
Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Sep 10, 201901:07:45
SH Episode 009 | Salt Happens: The Musical

SH Episode 009 | Salt Happens: The Musical

Salt Happens is back this week and honestly we are a hot mess this week. Sony got group feeling some type of way. This week we discuss musicals, movies, Spiderman leaving the MCU and much, much more!
Follow, Like, Share and Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Aug 26, 201901:05:56
SH Episode 008 | Free Chipotle!

SH Episode 008 | Free Chipotle!

Salt Happens is back this week discussing Crunch in Gaming, how crunch or the pressure of meeting a deadline has effected us, how to make hot chocolate, trying to clean up the Podcast, ANIME (finally), and much much more!
Follow, Like, Share and Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Aug 19, 201901:12:30
SH Episode 007 | Two Goons, One Gamer

SH Episode 007 | Two Goons, One Gamer

Salt Happens is back this week discussing 007 Golden Eye, Video Games being used as a Scape Goat, Take-Two goons, Discord changes, and much much more! Follow, Like, Share and Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Aug 12, 201901:03:47
SH Episode 006 | I Can Be Your Hero, Baby!

SH Episode 006 | I Can Be Your Hero, Baby!

Salt Happens is back this week discussing Super Smash Bros Ultimate's new cancer, Gameboy being 30 years old, Modern Warfare, too many game editions, and much much more!
Follow, Like, Share and Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website https://www.salthappens.com! Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Aug 05, 201901:23:32
SH Episode 005 | Flamethrower With A Can Of Beans

SH Episode 005 | Flamethrower With A Can Of Beans

Salt Happens is back this week discussing wrestling, horror games, Fallout and the endless mound of Fortnite money! Follow, Like, Share and Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website https://www.salthappens.com!
Hosted by: The Mighty Shields, The Yetty, Rhyno, Darks, and Derrick the Kid
Jul 29, 201901:06:05
SH Episode 004 | Salt Actually Happened

SH Episode 004 | Salt Actually Happened

WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS METRIC TONS OF SALT AND USES STRONG LANGUAGE. Some might find this abrasive, but this is actually the sound of 5 defeated grown men. Salt Happens is barely back this week discussing why they are so salty and why they are recording two episodes this week. Follow, Like, Share and Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website https://www.salthappens.com!
Jul 23, 201901:03:13
SH Episode 003 | Hide ya kids, hide ya wife!

SH Episode 003 | Hide ya kids, hide ya wife!

Salt Happens is back this week discussing problems with the Switch Lite and Stadia. We also discuss the responsibilities that come with being a parent. INDULGE! Discussion Topics:  Mighty Salty Rant Switch Lite Stadia's audacity Being a Parent Derrick's Mic being trash Dinosaurs and flat Earth Area 51  Follow, Like, Share and Subscribe to stay up on all the Salt! Visit our website https://www.salthappens.com!

Jul 15, 201901:13:42
SH Episode 002 | WHERE IS YETTY!?!

SH Episode 002 | WHERE IS YETTY!?!

Salt Happens is back this week discussing living in the era of reboots, our favorite "retro" game and games we are most looking forward to. Thank you all for all your feedback as we try to find our voice... and the Yetty. INDULGE!

Discussion Topics: 

  • Favorite "retro" game
  • Living in the Era of Reboots
  • Most Anticipated Games

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Jul 07, 201901:01:26
SH Episode 001 | That's A Phone!?!

SH Episode 001 | That's A Phone!?!

The first official episode from Salt Happens. Allow us to formally introduce ourselves and let you know how we met. INDULGE!

Discussion Topics: 

  • How We All Met
  • The State of the Gaming Industry from Old Men 
  • Dad, What's That!?!
  • The Future of Gaming (Kinda) 

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Jun 30, 201901:00:37
SH Episode 000 | Assemble!

SH Episode 000 | Assemble!

Introducing all the warriors. Indulge in ongoing struggle for power with the members of your new favorite podcast. Salt Happens.
Jun 27, 201906:19