Salty MotherClutchers

Hey Salties! On episode 79, we're chatting with Tiffany in Nashville about quitting the Litas and doing our own shit. She comes from a whole family of riders and gives us the lowdown on where are the coolest places to ride (excluding the Tail of the Dragon!) and enlightens us on weird laws and unsafe places for a pack of femmes to stop.

Hey Salties! On episode 78 we're chatting with Lluvia who's rippin' the mean potholes in New Orleans. Having grown up on the back of Harley Davidsons, it all made sense during the pandemic years that getting a motorcycle of her own would allow for more freedom and adventure. We're talking safety (always!), learning to do your own moto maintenance, and what riding is like in Louisiana.

Hey Salties! On episode 77 we're talking to Scout from Portland about wrenching on futuristic motorcycles from the 1980s, safety gear, what to have/not have in your road first aid kit, and trans & queer riding community on the west coast. We're digging in and answering the real questions like why on earth would you paint a motorcycle commodore beige and pink? As always, we also go on to talk about several things that are both awesome and awful about motorcycle culture—can we guess which category café racers might fall into?

Hey Salties! On EP75 we're gushing over PEI Queer Ride & Meet Up—our killer ride with cool queers and allies! This Pride event just keeps getting better. But let's be real, would this even be a Salty episode if we didn't have some unpopular opinions? No. We're chatting about helmets that suck too.

Hey Salties, we're slicing and dicing through the static on this one, and talking real-ish talk about wind noise, ear safety, helmets, and windshields. Not gonna lie, it gets kinda technical (for us, anyway), but stick with us. We come out the other side with yet another argument against loud pipes. Surprise! 

Oh. And Larpers. There will be larping. There is always larping. 

Hey Salties! On Episode 72 we're talking about the very real phenomenon of becoming one with your motorcycle. Digging into both the psychological and physical benefits of riding, we're exposing the truth and bullshit of the research. Definitely a heavy dose of salt on this one as we reveal the truth about bad apples in the community.

Hey Salties! We're back for Episode 70 with our favourite angry, old queer! Bruce joins us to chat about riding in Portland, queer stuff, and cowboys. So buckle up your brown suede fringed chaps and get ready for a wild times mustache ride cuz you're about to have some fun!

Salties, it's the goddamn month of love, and you know we love our salty sweeties. Today, we're discussing motorcycle dating, our new dating app, and Erin tells us about her experience meeting local bikers at a location near you.

Hey Salties! Episode 65 is officially here just in time for xxxmas so we're talking about—you guessed it— more death! And all the lame ways leather live-love-laugh dads pour one out for their homie. We have a season finale update and a sorta tease for season 4 coming in the new year.

Hey Salties! On Episode 62 we're sharing all the secrets (*ahem bullshit*) on how great riding is for your health. You won't wanna miss this interview with the sultry Alexis as she shares her riding experience and gives hot tips on how to be the coolest and most mysterious rider on the west coast.

Hey Salties! On Episode 61, moto mechanic and all around cool cat, Megan joins us to talk about fast bikes, broken bikes, and everything in between.

Hey Salties! On Episode 60 we're taking a look at iconic (and not so iconic!) album artwork featuring motorcycles and the posers who thought it was a cool idea to put a motorcycle on the cover of their shitty album. Ok, ok! So there's some riders with street cred too but you gotta listen to find out who they are! Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon cuz it's full of really funny shit!

Hey Salties! On Ep 53 we tackle the enormous topic of the environmental impact that motorcycles have on Earth! Touching on emissions, electric motorcycles, and the choice to ride vs driving a car — there’s a lot to consider in being an eco-friendly rider whether you want to be or not!

Hey Salties! On Episode 52 we're chatting all things money. Shit, we all know that motorbiking can be an expensive hobby — well as expensive as you let it be! From the cost of your moto, all those shitty accessories you *need*, right down the time off work to ride your best adventure. Where are you headed this year? 

Hey Salties! It's Episode 46 and we're taking a hard look at alcohol and its influence on the motorcycle community. Peppering in some history, bummer stories from some events we've been to, and being real about booze and motos, this episode probably hits hard on a month when many struggle to kick the goon to the curb.