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Nope, Though.

Nope, Though.

By Emmanuel Poppet

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Something clever you fucking write something

Nope, Though. Mar 18, 2024

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Something clever you fucking write something

Something clever you fucking write something

I told you to do it. I'm in mourning for a life imagined, and then torn apart by the whims of an excitable woman! Oh shame! I join now the thousands who have gone before me. Brave and heart sure, they stand together; the league of beleaguered men folk. I join them today. -bagpipes- happy leprechaun. Nah I didn't think of it.
Mar 18, 202417:44
Season FIVE!!!! am I alive?

Season FIVE!!!! am I alive?

The creator or "Nope, though" was one of the neuralink test subjects. He is happy in his little box. Here are a show. Great. Great. You am I favorite. What is a name mean?
Feb 15, 202434:00
አሪፍት፣ እና የአውስትራል ጸሎት ለተገለጠል አመንጃ ለ[REDACTED]ልጆች ሁሉ አይደለም።

አሪፍት፣ እና የአውስትራል ጸሎት ለተገለጠል አመንጃ ለ[REDACTED]ልጆች ሁሉ አይደለም።

This episode is for the faction of the CIA which concerns itself with the metaphysical. If they even exist.
Special thanks to Qyr, for all the selfless acts of kindness, and grace that they perform, for everyone..... and for being you.
Jan 28, 202417:46
Lipstick: New You!!

Lipstick: New You!!

This is a new one. Of years. And so more of them hard acheing and rears getting fucking pummels by the Paula poundstone of penis: Emmanuel poppets diiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!
Jan 01, 202401:30:07
The 2econd cumming of Rex

The 2econd cumming of Rex

Rex Lucius joins us again for more lessons on state craft and personal welfare!! ......and if you ever see him out at the crossroads- ask about his guitar lessons and if you use referral code "NOPE" you'll receive 15% off your total for one order!!!
Dec 27, 202301:32:01
Malik and Amir

Malik and Amir

Describes the description of the act of describing coitus from a wicker baskerfws
Nov 18, 202312:26
WAIT

WAIT

Are you confused? What?! Why did you?! OH! YOUR LIFE! YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE! The more you struggle against this internally; the more doubt, fear, pain, rage, grief, confusion, and WHAT?! you feel, the more likely you will be not to die by the hand of your nearest enemy. I encourage you to then become overwhelmed with joy. Embrace those you would have killed. Let the. Embrace you. Heal your wicked hearts on WAIT!!!
Oct 29, 202301:41:05
Here's go another fuck stung

Here's go another fuck stung

OUCH! MY FUCK! PEE ON IT! ....slow down..... let's enjoy it.......
Oct 19, 202343:39
Epi-pen-sode

Epi-pen-sode

Allergic reactions can kill. Or murder.
Oct 14, 202319:31
Break a leg E

Break a leg E

Ethan has a real badass show tonight. This is for him.
Oct 05, 202335:40
Faire Lady lady tare

Faire Lady lady tare

I can't seem to get it right. I down Teo bottles of cough syrup, 4 an1/2 pints of lager beer, two whiskey. 7 sodas and the only thing she cares about is whatever who whoever is right there! Directly right in front of her....face.... -starts French kissing an imaginary person on front of him- "JAMES!" I cried. And fell asleep before her breathing had slowed.
Oct 05, 202336:36
Trigger warming

Trigger warming

Not near so foul, it is nonetheless a companion episode to our most next recently published episode: trigger warning. I've done it fam!!! My art has touched and healed a human soul! I can make money now so go ahead and start sending the cash you've been holding back due to my integrity. Ķ. I love you. You my boo-jangles. Will you be my serious long term girlfriend?
Sep 28, 202301:42:01
Trigger warning!

Trigger warning!

Yes. ⚠️ Authentic trigger Warning⚠️ my old friend and I have an intentionally crass and problematic conversation. How woke are you? Motherfucker. How dare you???
Sep 20, 202301:15:53
My late Lindsay

My late Lindsay

Well, shit! You hateful bitch.
Sep 10, 202318:04
Let us go. Then

Let us go. Then

You. And. Eyes to hear. Ears to sea.
Someone catch the Dan a Dan
123
Aug 24, 202314:43
The whispers are driving me mad.

The whispers are driving me mad.

Mad! It's as if......as if I've lost my very mind. Even now I hear them- "wait" they spit "watch" .....I'm so tired of waiting, and I have watched until my eyes bleed. I crave action. I DEMAND BLOODY SATISFACTION! ........nah, jk. Here's more of the tale of L&J.
Aug 05, 202314:21
There's the other Skywalker!!!

There's the other Skywalker!!!

There was this set o twins, at first they make out- BUT ONLY A LITTLE!
Aug 03, 202322:20
I thought about naming the episode after you.
Jul 25, 202311:12
It WAS a cry for .....",

It WAS a cry for .....",

Gpt- bagging all ya'll fuck ghe.
Jun 07, 202301:15:46
More! Random! Garbage!

More! Random! Garbage!

Greg. Call me or accept my friend requests. Dick.
May 24, 202355:06
Season 4 episode win!!!!

Season 4 episode win!!!!

I quit the end of it. Suck 12 bags of dried DICK!!!
May 15, 202324:13
I'll be seeing you

I'll be seeing you

It's just long past time.
Goodbye.
May 12, 202343:10
Season 3 opener. Special! 99th! Special! Super 99!!

Season 3 opener. Special! 99th! Special! Super 99!!

It's in the title. Go watch my reels on FB. Emmanuel Poppet. So I can buy a tv dinner.
Feb 18, 202303:13
haptic new year

haptic new year

happi neau yegar--   This was a REAL tough one for me guys.  I mean everything went wrong that could g wrong..... and not just once! 

However, fuck that.  Now, after SEVERAL lost tracks, re-records, accidental creampies, and storkhunts i have done it.

IT'S NOT A MASTERPIECE!  IT'S NOT IMPORTANT!  IT'S THE EPISODE THAT ALMOST BROKE ME!.........but didn't.

enjoy.   

please send me your notes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtLQq9hwwE&t=10s

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Feb 03, 202320:34
Bonanas for Bonanza S4E1

Bonanas for Bonanza S4E1

I explain through story and subtle insinuation how Dalton Wilcox is not only the product and offspring of the very monsters he kills,  but also a part of BONANZA itself!  Also Bonanza is a kind of documentary wherein this info is also hidden, but in any case the Cartwrights and even the code of the west were instructed and designed by this malifiscous beast as well.  The Master.  huh.....sounds like a dipshit, kinda......The MASTER?   boo!  a bit S&M for my taste but that's the truth for you.  Irredeemable.  TAH!

Dec 29, 202218:45
Holiday message from Mr. Christmas himself: Emmanuel Poppet

Holiday message from Mr. Christmas himself: Emmanuel Poppet

I am nobody special.  Merry Christmas.  Now, go get me a plump Christmas goose.  Because I haven't missed it!  I hit that motherfucker square in the bull's eyeball.  Good Aim? 

Dec 25, 202202:16
the big 9-5

the big 9-5

Mathemphatemine test.....OH NO!
!!

Dec 01, 202213:41
Hollow earth spooktackulure!!!!!

Hollow earth spooktackulure!!!!!

It's a fun time with the dead.

Nov 07, 202211:57
My Baby's Birthday Bepisode

My Baby's Birthday Bepisode

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!

also- fuck disney.........grumble grumble......

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Oct 26, 202220:58
* Dicks hand

* Dicks hand

anybody know a good doctor?


Oct 11, 202201:22
Sags of band!!!!!

Sags of band!!!!!

I found an old interview on the cutting room Floor. As well as the exploration of the process; which will kill us all.
Oct 07, 202219:39
Last one i guess

Last one i guess

Im done with this show. I dont feel like i am reaching anyone's heart; much less their genitals and anus! I am probably calling it quits. Thanks to everybody who has helped so much along the way! You made my dreams come true, thank you. Thanks to our viewers! And thanks to me. Fuck.
Sep 16, 202215:18
Finally, i phoned in a pathetic shadow of an episode.

Finally, i phoned in a pathetic shadow of an episode.

I been having a crisis, fam. Which amounts to dead ass. Looking ass, type feces. Thères been unexpected deaths (R.I.P. JENNIFER), Gold Fever, head wounds, hospitalizations, and so much more!!! I gate it and every time i make even the most unimportant decision i now taste a burning metal taste in my mouth and i get dizzy!!!😭😝🙏🤴
Aug 23, 202225:38
we are still dreaming of your ......

we are still dreaming of your ......

they live in the antennae.

Jul 20, 202228:42
A mixed rag.

A mixed rag.

Some attempts to get the turtles out of their shella.
Jun 16, 202212:29
Happy Graduation!!!

Happy Graduation!!!

My youngest child graduated from high school!! I am so proud of who she has become and I'm thrilled to witness what she does with the world. Instead of turning this monumental occasion into a pod episode, I was present for it. (Yay!) These scenes are fictionalisations based on true events. Nothing has been anything to do anything to anyone.
Jun 02, 202212:24
the cops

the cops

if i find out who called them.  i'll kill those motherfuckers.


May 24, 202220:50
Stephen's Son, Williamson. Williamson j. Stephenson.

Stephen's Son, Williamson. Williamson j. Stephenson.

Mike and I played music together for years.  we recorded ALOT of it.  we've known each other since 7th grade. we haven't hung out in maybe 5 years.  these are some of our interactions. ould and knew.  ENJOY!ENJOY!ENJOY!

May 07, 202233:59
All L. Follows aftet

All L. Follows aftet

Now introducing L!! Friend of the show! Sis to H! Wonderful floe! Aaaaaaand sheen! https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.amazon.com/Nope-Though-Official-Podcast-T-Shirt/dp/B09FYZ5DKL&ved=2ahUKEwjrsefDoa33AhVBlmoFHdZ_DqIQFnoECAgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3e8BKinRsqd69MqkJhYCnm
Apr 24, 202219:13
Quite a pisser

Quite a pisser

You get to hear it all folks. The outer supplies the inner, and all that rot. Nick returns. I still have not received ONE FUCKING EMAIL!!!
Apr 14, 202218:60
An urban aural tale; incorporating real street accredited free flow and wild new great taste!

An urban aural tale; incorporating real street accredited free flow and wild new great taste!

Spoken word artist (and friend of the show) bumped into myself and you dear, dear viewers veeery early in the mornin. He gave us the first two quick! BOOM! CUZ HE IS A BOSS! i then organized them to fit a loose narrative somewhat, and built. Said narrative around them. I asked for the third, cisti requesti oblivigato? Custom ordered it, as it were. Actially, its "will be" as i have only incepted the idea just now and have not actually requested any installments- tertiary or otherwise- from H. as of yet. Please give the children my best. Yours, Emmanuel Poppet
Apr 08, 202216:06
Shorts and suites

Shorts and suites

I wear jams at a hotel.
Apr 02, 202211:16
this is a horse robbery

this is a horse robbery

gimme all the horses money jewelry and valuables!!!   i'm gonna tell you a litle story!

Mar 22, 202202:37
episode

episode

description

Mar 22, 202230:29
i flew to Vegas most of the way.....

i flew to Vegas most of the way.....

We crashed seven miles offshore.  The ocean wouldnt have anything to do with us.  I became enraged!  and enflamed!  and inflqmed!   Then i saw the men of stone.......had I my teeth and eyes......

Mar 12, 202200:53
video archives circa:covid month one

video archives circa:covid month one

i will not show you my horrible dangling penis and calves, along with my middle back parts.  fucking perverts.

Mar 12, 202200:47
Just fuckin the dog

Just fuckin the dog

The term "screwed the pooch" comes from the 1930's when it was said that if one had five or ten minutes of dree time in the middle of the day, one "fucked the dog"..... Seriously.  Look it up.  Fucking gross. bye.


Mar 11, 202226:12
Come at me Disney!!!

Come at me Disney!!!

I got sand, gives communion, and kill the "how fat do I sound" guy.......my sweet darling.....
Feb 26, 202214:49
Dope, throwd

Dope, throwd

It's about the artist ick process, I'm in a play that almost broke me. This is mostly that. Wub, wub, wub.
Feb 13, 202220:14
Sweet hot fangs o plantey

Sweet hot fangs o plantey

Pay!! Now you'll pay!!! Pay through the glands into my hot horrible hands!!!! Like a Devdli I may dance, but sting like angels pants.
Feb 08, 202205:25