Cromis Presents: 4 The Transformers: The Movie(s) Later

Strap in folks, this is a wild one. Two very tired separate bedroom partner bros bring you the final episode in this installment of Cromis's mandated podcast. This week's theme is music, that is definitely mentioned! We hope you enjoyed this run of episodes, and stay tuned! Soon enough this feed will once again TRANSFORM into something new, and different, and probably somehow very similar to what came before. When? What? Who can say? All we know is that, one day a new episode will pop up in your feed and we'll reacquaint ourselves all over again. 

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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Bart's back baybeeeeeee. Bart has joined our weary hosts to discuss robot politique. Who are the factions? What do they want? Which geographic areas do they control?

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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Episode 2! we've cum so far! Or have we? In this episode, along with a discussion of vocal performance, we are joined by our friend Fro and discuss if there's maybe a creampie in this movie after all. 

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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Hello faithful listeners! The non-brother separate bedroom roommate partners return for their 3rd podcast series. Now with even fewer episodes! This February Cromis has declared that Sam and Jam will watch Nelson Shin's 1986's The Transformers: The Movie. A truly beautiful animated classic filled to the brim with iconic moments that will make you say, "Wait there was a Transformers movie in the 80's?" Yes you dummy! it's arguably the best one!! This episode's topic is Character design, and boy were these characters designed!  

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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The final episode in the series! Will the non-brother partner roommate snake co-parents return for more audio adventures? Probably, but nothing confirmed yet baybee. So if you want to hear our audio improve and then get worse, then get better again (progress isn't linear!) you'll have to DM us on myspace. 

This is the only episode not recorded immediately after watching the movie, as we will explain in the episode. If you want to hear the original ~lost episode (w/ a field recording!) please send $60 via money order directly to Cromis's mouth.

Thank you for listening! We hope to continue to be your ear buds in the future!

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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Is Halloween Kills good? idk is the Halloween candy version of a Reese's Cup lower quality than the regular retail version? Probably, but we all still eat them. So there's your answer, no need to listen to the episode. jkjkjkjkjk, please listen to the episode, we need the attention to live

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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okay okay...it's a movie...that's a sequel...but just to the original 1978 one...and it's a reboot? And John Carpenter is back as an executive producer? and doing the music with his kid?....and it's called HALLOWEEN!!???...yes.

Wrap your brain around this one, folks. The 5th(?) continuity in the franchise, the third movie titled Halloween, and the third movie to be a sequel to a movie titled Halloween....this is a branding nightmare, but a good movie!! 

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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Back to back guests! And they're also partner roommates with separate beds! We round out this little mini-series within the mini-series (the Rob Zombie Halloween Duology) with our pal Maddy. Did these movies upend our expectations of them? Only one way to find out!

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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We have a gen-you-wine Youtuber on the show for this ep, Alex Novell. We discuss Rob Zombie's "hell-billy" aesthetic, and some other stuff too.

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The follow up to the sequel/reboot of H20 has Jamie Lee Curtis in top billing. Then the rest of the movie is a haunted house flick in the Myers House! Another "vibes" picture! 

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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We've made it to the second continuity (?). 20 years after the events of the original Halloween and Halloween II, Laurie Strode returns to the story, now as the Headmaster of a Private Boarding School in California. We are joined by the incomparable Don Crescendo, and have a good chat!

Don's Links

In this episode, Sam and Jam discuss a viewing experience that is legally a movie, put out in theaters, and starring a shape. However, it is mostly a sloshed Donald Pleasance yelling very closely at Danielle Harris.

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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10 years after the original movie, Donald Pleasance reprises his role as Dr. Samuel Loomis. This movie is.... legally a film. listen to know what we mean!

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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Episode 3! This convo is a hoot, and the audio quality is sub-optimal. But rest assured dear misophonic, it's quite listenable, AND the audio quality will only go up! Our special guest, Trevor is quite adept at discussing *film* We hope you enjoy!

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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Episode 2! or should we say, II? This episode features Sam and Jam discussing how this movie is basically the first one, but more killing! Also at the beginning, Sam and Jam refer to the director as Rick RosenBERG, when in fact his last name is RosenTHAL. Sam would like to apologize to their Rabbi, David Allen Kensky for this grave semitic error. 

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells 

Additional Music by Sam Welbel and Andy Milad

Artwork by Jam Doughty

Executive Produced by Cromis N. Slitherford

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The first episode back! In this series, Sam and Jam are off to watch every single Halloween Franchise movie, and this is the very beginning. 

NOTE: Sam's audio in this episode is distorted due to Michael Myers cutting the microphone cord.....jk Sam had the wrong settings... next episode will have much ~crispier~ audio.

Edited and Produced by Andy Milad

Music by Shua Bells

Sam and Jam are back! The first viewing of The Thing since February!! And they're joined by Alex (@rosiecheeks_tattoo on instagram).  Topics include growing extra heads, Sam losing their job, and Jam's trip to Califormula.

Tonight we have only one guest okay! One guest, his name is Ian, and he's the creator of the internet webshow, Neighbors. It's good, you should check it out. This is definitely the longest episode thus far, and the longest has yet to come. It's also the episode in which we talk about the movie the least??? IDK it's a good one imo. TOY DE JOUR PLEASE SPONSOR US.

This evening, Sam and Jam were joined by their friend and former co-habitant, Carly H.B. Newman. They all watched 1982's John Carpenter's The THING. It was a fun time. Topics include: Carly being a woman, and the explanation of the segments. ENJOY

You get it, we watched 1982's John Carpenter's The THING. This time with our pal Aim! It was a great time, we talked about Jed, the dog actor, and   if the THING is camp. Is it? text me, idk. ENJOY

We didn't watch the THING today. Instead we watched the 2020 Netflix Comedy Eurovision Song Contest: The story of Fire Saga. Because, you know, Galentines and whatnot. Topics include: David Dobkin's filmography, Jam's disdain for all things Christmas, and how much of your day we're allowed to take up. 

Today we have our second guest, Nona! Also, we watched 1999's The Matrix! A landmark film from The Wachowskis that totally changed movies and entitled young men forever! Topics include: The Matrix as a trans narrative and a very extended outro about hyper-specific k-pop! Topics missed include: Why aren't more contemporary movies set and shot in Chicago!? and Whether or no there is a spoon. 

We're at it again for day 5 of THINGuary, or FebruTHINGy, depending on your perspective. Today's episode was recorded in Sam's childhood home, with our very first guest! The incomparable Albert Welbel! (No relation...jk) Sam's dad, Albs, joins us for a discussion of old movie theaters, watching a movie on a different TV, and more!