We Just Went There

Get ready to laugh your little “getting ready for summer” asses off because we’re serving a cold, hard, sassy dish of bachelor finale theories and going there about ugly personalities, bullying, and mean bitches. Along the way, I chat with my main squueze to get a male’s take on Bachelor nation and why we can’t stop watching a show that has literally only produced like 3 married couples in nearly 20 years of being on TV.

On Kobe Bryant, sexual assault, first world privilege and so much more. We hold nothing back in this episode, knowing fully well that it may cost us listeners, but we do it anyway because it’s necessary to be authentic and believe in your right to your voice.

Thank you so much for listening to episode 1 and waiting so patiently for episode 2! We hope you love listening to it as much as we loved creating it. In episode 2, we talk a lot about relationships and whether or not you can stay friends with an ex. Along the way, we get real and talk little penises, virginity, religion, and how to insult someone in a different language. If you want to learn a clever way to tell someone to get fucked, you won’t wanna miss this!

In this episode, we dissect this season of The Bachelor with Pilot Pete, well all 2 episodes of it, and use that as a jumping off point to talk about sex, love, toxic people, confrontation and unhealthy relationships. Also, ewwwww just stop saving your champagne bottles. Drink up, betches.