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Sass, Stories & Sarcasm

Sass, Stories & Sarcasm

By Mary Conyard & Brian Ramaswami

Join Mary Conyard and Brian Ramaswami each week as they discuss life, sports, reality tv, and weird news, and also interview friends, play trivia games, learn about new subjects, and more. Every episode is full of sass and sarcasm, and the stories range from Gonzaga basketball to the Bachelor and anything in between!
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Sleepers, Scuba Divers & Shadows
Sleepers, Scuba Divers & Shadows
On this episode we learn about some of the weirdest jobs and learn more about Groundhogs Day! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Honey and Upside. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
22:38
February 03, 2023
2023 Predictions from 1923
2023 Predictions from 1923
This week we give an update on the Zags, talk through some predictions for this year that were made 100 years ago, and finally, tell you some weird news! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Honey and Upside. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
30:39
January 24, 2023
AI News & Zags Got Dudes
AI News & Zags Got Dudes
On this episode we recap Gonzaga's most recent games, talk about some new recruits and an exciting new opportunity for a former Zag player, and talk about ChatGPT. -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Honey and Upside. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
23:37
January 19, 2023
Catching Up
Catching Up
Last week we talked about our engagement, but not the rest of our podcast break, so this week we caught you up on everything else that's happened in the last 4 weeks! We'll be back to our normal podcast format next week. -- Thanks for listening! Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
19:55
January 12, 2023
Engaged!
Engaged!
Big news... WE GOT ENGAGED!!! On this episode we talk about how it all went down! Also, we hope everyone had a great holidays and new years! -- Thanks for listening! Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
14:04
January 04, 2023
2022 Quiz
2022 Quiz
It's our last episode of 2022! We talk about a company who won the rights to salvage a shipwreck near Seattle, give an update on the World Cup and the technology behind the soccer balls being used, and Mary gives Brian a 2022 news quiz! Hope everyone has a good rest of the year and we'll be back in January!!! -- Thanks for listening! Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
30:20
December 15, 2022
The Cost of the 12 Days of Christmas
The Cost of the 12 Days of Christmas
On this episode we talk about the history of some Christmas traditions, how much it would cost to get all of the presents in the 12 days of Christmas, and an update on the Zags! -- Thanks for listening! Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
34:10
December 06, 2022
Green Bean Casserole & US Scores a Goal
Green Bean Casserole & US Scores a Goal
This week we talk about everything we did over Thanksgiving weekend, as well as breakdown the US World Cup games and Gonzaga's tournament games. -- Thanks for listening! Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
30:04
November 30, 2022
The First Winter World Cup
The First Winter World Cup
Happy Thanksgiving Week! On this episode we talk about Gonzaga's games against Texas and Kentucky, the start of the World Cup, and some facts about Thanksgiving food. -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Upside. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
28:51
November 22, 2022
Basketball on a Boat
Basketball on a Boat
On this episode we give some history and facts about Wheel of Fortune, discuss the Zags recent win against Michigan State, and discuss a new program that allows high school seniors to get into college without even filling out an application! -- Thanks for listening!  This episode is sponsored by Upside.  Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
31:25
November 15, 2022
Voting Trends & Powerball Streak Ends
Voting Trends & Powerball Streak Ends
This week we talk about the World Series, the largest Powerball in American history finally being won, and voting trends by generation! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Upside and Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
24:21
November 09, 2022
The Zags are the G.O.A.T.
The Zags are the G.O.A.T.
On this episode we talk about all things Gonzaga basketball! We go over the two exhibition games, talk about this season's schedule, excite over the possibility of moving to the Big 12 Conference, and discuss the new players! Listen till the end to see why this episode's title has a double meaning 🐐 -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Upside. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
27:34
November 04, 2022
Return to Spokane
Return to Spokane
On this episode we talk about our recent trip to Spokane! -- Thanks for listening! Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
22:28
October 25, 2022
10 Year Friendiversary
10 Year Friendiversary
10 years ago, on October 17, 2012, your favorite podcasters met in the cafeteria at Gonzaga! On this episode we recap the end of the Mariners season and then play some games including who knows who better and who's most likely to! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Honey and Upside. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:58
October 18, 2022
Mariners Advance!
Mariners Advance!
We're halfway through October the Mariners are still playing baseball? It's a miracle! On this episode we talk about the Mariners first 3 games in the playoffs, discuss a scandal taking the chess community by storm, and discover how Reese's chose which athletes they gave NIL deals to! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Honey and Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
28:52
October 12, 2022
The Drought Has Ended
The Drought Has Ended
This week we talk about the impact of the 2014 viral trend the ALC Ice Bucket Challenge, discuss Drew Timme's NIL deals and his new podcast, celebrate the Mariners making it to the playoffs (FINALLY!), and the new Kraken mascot. -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Honey and Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
23:28
October 02, 2022
Pumpkin Spice & No Domain Price
Pumpkin Spice & No Domain Price
This week we dive into the history of Pumpkin Spice Lattes, talk about the MLB wanting to buy the domain of a local Ballard restaurant, and discover that winners have come forward to claim the big lottery from earlier this summer. -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Honey and Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:10
September 26, 2022
Shark Tank & the Seahawks Return
Shark Tank & the Seahawks Return
This week we talk about the top selling products on Shark Tank ahead of its season 14 premiere on Friday, give an update on the Mariners and Seahawks, and learn some facts about the Queen that we didn't know. -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Scentbird and Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
27:25
September 20, 2022
Smoky in Seattle
Smoky in Seattle
This week we talk about all the smoke in Seattle, the Mariners hopefully ending their playoff drought, and a person who bought a home but was accidentally sold a neighborhood. -- Thanks for listening! Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
24:10
September 14, 2022
Maui & Family
Maui & Family
We're back after a 3 week break! This week we talk about what we've done the last few weeks including a concert, a trip to Maui, and a family reunion! -- Thanks for listening! Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
25:17
September 08, 2022
Dine Out or Eat In?
Dine Out or Eat In?
On this week's episode we talk about how it's not much more expensive to eat at restaurants than to eat at home now because of inflation, discuss the World Health Organization wanting people to submit ideas to rename monkeypox, and Mary gives Brian another music quiz! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Scentbird and Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
22:02
August 17, 2022
The Days are Getting Shorter
The Days are Getting Shorter
This week we discuss how the days are getting shorter because the world is rotating slightly faster, technology used in the NBA to track more metrics about players, and gas prices dropping! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Scentbird and HomeChef. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
19:12
August 09, 2022
Losing the Lottery
Losing the Lottery
This week we tell stories of people who won the lottery but lost it all, how Gen Z is using Tik Tok more than Google to search for things, and Brian does a round of Would You Rather! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:50
August 02, 2022
Lottery Anniversary & Skittles Controversy
Lottery Anniversary & Skittles Controversy
This week we celebrate the 40th anniversary of the Washington State Lottery, discuss a new Skittles lawsuit, and tell you all about some weird news! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
22:09
July 24, 2022
Mariners Win Streak & NBA Zags Meet
Mariners Win Streak & NBA Zags Meet
We're back this week to talk about the Mariners winning streak, the NBA Zags meet up, and Prime Day results! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
23:02
July 19, 2022
EPISODE 200
EPISODE 200
IT'S EPISODE 200!!!! On this episode we reminisce on the first 199 episodes we recorded by playing clips from past episodes and messages from our listeners! Plus, a 2 year long prank was revealed to Brian live while recording this podcast, so be sure to listen for that! -- Thanks for listening! Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
54:49
July 10, 2022
The Wheels are Falling Off!
The Wheels are Falling Off!
We hope everyone had a great 4th of July! This week we talk about the hot dog eating contest, Toyota's electric car recall because of tires falling off, how houseplants can boost your mood, and finally, some facts about ice cream because July is National Ice Cream Month! -- To help us celebrate our upcoming 200th episode, go to sassstoriessarcasm.com and leave us a voice recording that we'll play during that episode! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
31:47
July 06, 2022
Missing Cats & The NBA Draft
Missing Cats & The NBA Draft
This week we discuss our weekend, talk about a great way to donate to the Hydrocephalus Walk without spending a cent, last week's NBA draft, and a sustainable brand called Blueland! -- To help us celebrate our upcoming 200th episode, go to sassstoriessarcasm.com and leave us a voice recording that we'll play during that episode! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
20:55
June 28, 2022
The World Cup is coming to Seattle
The World Cup is coming to Seattle
This week we discuss how long it takes for different items to decompose, give a recap of the NBA finals, and talk about the exciting new news of Seattle being a 2026 World Cup host city! -- To help us celebrate our upcoming 200th episode, go to sassstoriessarcasm.com and leave us a voice recording that we'll play during that episode! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
28:05
June 22, 2022
Waist Deep in Chocolate
Waist Deep in Chocolate
This week we discuss a gas station glitch, the rising age of politicians, and a news story that reminded us of a Willy Wonka experience, but in real life! -- To help us celebrate our upcoming 200th episode, go to sassstoriessarcasm.com and leave us a voice recording that we'll play during that episode! -- Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarc
18:05
June 16, 2022
Zag News & 2012 Prom Tunes
Zag News & 2012 Prom Tunes
This week we discuss all of the Zag basketball news from the past week, talk about a woman who found a 2,000 year old statue at Goodwill, and quiz each other on songs played at our Proms in 2012! To help us celebrate our upcoming 200th episode, go to sassstoriessarcasm.com and leave us a voice recording that we'll play during that episode! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
36:40
June 07, 2022
Star Wars & Sounders
Star Wars & Sounders
This weekend was Brian's birthday! On this episode we talk about what we did to celebrate, as well as give an NBA Playoffs update, talk about Amazon's new brick and mortar clothing store, and rattle off some random facts about the human body. Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
27:56
May 30, 2022
Dunking on the Short Hoop
Dunking on the Short Hoop
On this week's episode we talk about a company we saw on Shark Tank, discuss the birthday paradox and the most and least popular days to have a birthday, and talk about some upcoming movie releases! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
31:06
May 24, 2022
4 Year Podcast Anniversary
4 Year Podcast Anniversary
It's our 4 year podcast anniversary!!!! On this episode we talk about some of our podcast analytics, give an NBA Playoffs update, and play a game of The Price is Right since inflation has increased the prices of everything lately! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
40:35
May 17, 2022
Sounders Wins & Currency Trends
Sounders Wins & Currency Trends
On this week's episode we talk about the Sounders historic win, break down currency trends from around the world, and discuss a man who has been working at the same company for 84 years! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
24:08
May 10, 2022
Unlucky Charms & Unhappy Customers
Unlucky Charms & Unhappy Customers
Happy May! On this week's episode we talk about Zags who declared for the NBA Draft, incoming Zags, a mystery Lucky Charms illness, and read some bad restaurant reviews and responses! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:33
May 04, 2022
Streaming Services & Shrek
Streaming Services & Shrek
On this week's episode we deep dive into Netflix's Recommendation Engine and all of the ways streaming services use data science to show recommendations, talk about inflation and which streaming service people are cutting first, and lastly, talk Shrek movie trivia as Shrek 1 and 2 leave Netflix at the end of April. Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
33:24
April 26, 2022
Weird Laws & NBA Playoffs
Weird Laws & NBA Playoffs
Happy Easter! This week we talk about the NBA Playoffs, the weirdest laws in each state, and a Big Mac shaped smoked detector. Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
31:39
April 18, 2022
Tulip Fields & Meatball Steals
Tulip Fields & Meatball Steals
On this episode we go over some Easter facts, discuss the best Wordle starting word, and go over some wacky weird news stories! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
27:56
April 12, 2022
April Fools Pranking & Seattle’s Happiness Ranking
April Fools Pranking & Seattle’s Happiness Ranking
Happy April! On this episode we recap the last 3 games of the NCAA tournament, talk about Seattle's recently awarded happiness ranking, and talk about some funny April Fools pranks that companies played last week. Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:15
April 06, 2022
Zags Fall & Pickleball
Zags Fall & Pickleball
On this week's episode we talk about the Zags unfortunately Sweet Sixteen loss, an update on the tournament and our bracket group, and Washington's new state sport, pickleball! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
17:28
March 31, 2022
Seven Straight Sweet Sixteens
Seven Straight Sweet Sixteens
On this episode we talk about the Zags very stressful 2nd round game in the tournament (Brian suggested we call this episode "The Zags Advance, I Almost Shat My Pants"), look ahead to the Zags next game against Arkansas, and discuss some of the upsets and incredibly close games in the first and second rounds! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:26
March 22, 2022
March Madness & Bachelor Sadness
March Madness & Bachelor Sadness
On this episode we discuss the final 3 episodes of The Bachelor and the beginning of March Madness! Go Zags!!!! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
42:44
March 18, 2022
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
March Madness is upon us and on this episode we discuss the Zags in the WCC tournament, talk about how to join our ESPN Tournament Challenge group (winner gets a $20 Amazon gift card!), and tips on how to fill out your bracket based on upsets per round, team colors, and mascots! Join our bracket challenge group here: https://fantasy.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2022/en/group?groupID=3271313 You have between Sunday, March 13 at 5pm PT until the tip off of the first game on Thursday, March 17 to fill out your bracket! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
33:51
March 11, 2022
Basketball, Board Games & Bachelor
Basketball, Board Games & Bachelor
This week we discuss the Zags, Monopoly facts, and recap three episodes of the Bachelor! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
41:33
March 01, 2022
President Facts, Movie Pass & No More Masks
President Facts, Movie Pass & No More Masks
Happy President's Day! On this episode we quiz each other on President facts, then we talk about the revival of Movie Pass, and finally, we discuss Washington lifting the mask mandate in March! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
36:29
February 22, 2022
The Super Bowl & Wordle
The Super Bowl & Wordle
There were three big events this week - The Super Bowl, Valentine's Day, and Wordle having more than one word in a day. Lucky for you, we talk about all three on this week's episode of the podcast! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
30:14
February 16, 2022
Shaving, Spheres & Shrimp
Shaving, Spheres & Shrimp
This week we give a Gonzaga basketball update, a Bachelor recap, and talk about how Wordle has gone viral! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
39:02
February 08, 2022
Back to Beijing
Back to Beijing
14 years after the 2008 Summer Olympics, the 2022 Winter Olympics are back in Beijing! This week we are joined by our official Olympics correspondent, Bradyn Sloan, as we talk all about the upcoming Olympic games! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
42:16
January 30, 2022
Million Dollar Spam Folder
Million Dollar Spam Folder
It's the last episode of January! This week we recap episode 2 of the Bachelor, talk about some weird news, and discuss news stories and if the event happened in 2020 or 2021! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
33:17
January 26, 2022
CES & The Zags Impress
CES & The Zags Impress
This week we give a Gonzaga basketball update, talk about some interesting products unveiled at CES (Consumer Electronics Show), and talk about the first pig-to-human heart transplant! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Honey. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
32:58
January 18, 2022
A Rejected First Rose
A Rejected First Rose
On this episode we talk about the new season of The Bachelor! We give an overview of the contestants and summarize the first episode! Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by Paceline and Audible. Read more about our sponsors here: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
36:37
January 11, 2022
Covid Tests, Oculus Quests & A Time To Rest
Covid Tests, Oculus Quests & A Time To Rest
Happy 2022! After 3 weeks away from podcasting, we’re back!!! On this episode we let you all know what we’ve been up to the last 3 weeks and we recap the Bachelorette finale! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
36:02
January 04, 2022
Christmas Facts, Stats & A New Cat
Christmas Facts, Stats & A New Cat
It's our last episode of 2021! We play Christmas music and movie trivia and then give some Christmas stats! Thanks for listening and have a great rest of the year! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
28:12
December 13, 2021
Server Down & The Zags in Town
Server Down & The Zags in Town
This week we discuss the Zags Battle in Seattle loss, a weird news story about a woman who shoplifted at Walmart, a recap of some recent Bachelorette episodes, and how the Amazon Web Services outage impacted so many things today! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
34:35
December 08, 2021
Thanksgiving, Zags & Syrup
Thanksgiving, Zags & Syrup
This week we talk about our Thanksgiving weeks, give an overview of some of the big profile games the Zags have played, and discuss the syrup shortage in Canada and why they have had to tap into their syrup reserves! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:34
November 29, 2021
Turkey Trots & Stuffing Price Drops
Turkey Trots & Stuffing Price Drops
This week we talk all things Thanksgiving! We talk about how Thanksgiving foods are more expensive this year, go over some Thanksgiving facts, and talk a little about Black Friday! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:41
November 20, 2021
The Bachelorette Catch Up
The Bachelorette Catch Up
On this episode we summarize the first four episodes of The Bachelorette! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
40:09
November 13, 2021
Spalding vs. Wilson
Spalding vs. Wilson
On this episode we talk about the future of movie theaters and if people will ever go back, a billionaire building a windowless dorm, jail inmates suing jail employees for torturing them with the song Baby Shark, and finally, NBA's switch from Spalding to Wilson basketballs and how it may be impacting player's stats! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
28:44
November 10, 2021
Space Tacos
Space Tacos
Happy November! This week we learn that Seattle is the metro area with the highest anxiety, talk about Seattle's potential to be a 2026 World Cup host, and how astronauts ate the first chile peppers grown in space!!! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
22:27
November 02, 2021
Coldplay, Climate Pledge Arena, Candy & Costumes
Coldplay, Climate Pledge Arena, Candy & Costumes
This week we talk about our experience at the grand opening of Climate Pledge Arena at the Coldplay concert, as well as some fun stories and facts about Halloween! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
34:04
October 26, 2021
2,191 Pound Pumpkin
2,191 Pound Pumpkin
This week we talk about a local man who grew a 2,000+ pound pumpkin and give an overview of the new Bachelorette contestants! Thanks for listening!  Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
31:28
October 20, 2021
#RideTheHoh Ferry Name Proposal
#RideTheHoh Ferry Name Proposal
This week we talk about two topics we've talked about before on the podcast: the broken McDonald's ice cream machines and the Washington State ferry contest! Our friends Emily and Mary, along with Emily’s husband Devon and Mary’s boyfriend Quinn, submitted a proposal for the ferry naming contest, with a proposal to name the ferry after Washington's Hoh Rainforest on the peninsula. They join us on this episode to talk about how they came up with the idea, the proposal, and the public outreach they've done to promote the ferry name, including the catchy hashtag, #RideTheHoh. Visit their website at www.hohferry.com, and follow their ferry page on Facebook and Instagram. Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:58
October 15, 2021
Oops!...I Jinxed It Again
Oops!...I Jinxed It Again
While it was Britney Spears Night on Dancing with the Stars this week, but that's not the reason for this episode title haha. This week we are joined by our friend Nick as we discuss all things Mariners, Seahawks, Kraken, and Zags, and Brian was just jinxing every chance these Washington teams had. :) Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
33:39
October 06, 2021
Skittles Change & Strange Ferry Names
Skittles Change & Strange Ferry Names
This week we talk about Gonzaga's first 2022 recruit, Braden Huff, as well as the Washington State ferry naming contest, the return of lime Skittles, and facts about hydrocephalus! Link to join Team Mary: https://secure2.convio.net/hydro/site/TR/WALK/General?team_id=7522&pg=team&fr_id=1728 Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
19:58
September 29, 2021
A Lifting Legend
A Lifting Legend
This week we talk about a massive AT&T iPhone scheme, a 100 year old Guiness World Record holder weightlifter, and discuss Kevin Pangos joining the NBA, and talk about Gonzaga's non-conference schedule! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
18:45
September 21, 2021
Idiom Origins & Air Taxis
Idiom Origins & Air Taxis
This week we talk about the anti-food waste app Too Good To Go, discuss some idioms and their origins, and learn about an air taxi that could be seen out in the world as soon as 2023! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:14
September 14, 2021
Analyzing The Bachelor with Instagram's Bachelor Data
Analyzing The Bachelor with Instagram's Bachelor Data
This week we had the pleasure of chatting with Suzana, the creator of the fascinating Instagram account @bachelordata, which analyzes basically every aspect of The Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor in Paradise franchise that you could ever think to analyze (3:35)! Be sure to check out and follow her account here: instagram.com/bachelordata Thanks for listening!  Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
40:47
September 07, 2021
Parakeets & Hot Dogs
Parakeets & Hot Dogs
This week we look at the developments in technology over the past 100 years, Mary gives Brian a back-to-school quiz to see if he's smarter than a 7th grader, and we discuss how eating hot dogs has been scientifically been proven to shorten your life! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
25:16
September 01, 2021
The Houseplant Heist
The Houseplant Heist
This week we talk about how the Pfizer vaccine was just FDA approved, illegal succulent poaching, a woman who has a Flintstones themed house, and a recent soccer-themed gift given to the Pope! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
20:56
August 24, 2021
Murder Hornets, Movies & Money
Murder Hornets, Movies & Money
This week we talk about the resurgence of murder hornets, discuss some upcoming movies, and talk about a few different stories about the lottery! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:25
August 15, 2021
The Gold Rush (Olympics Recap)
The Gold Rush (Olympics Recap)
This week we are once again joined by our official Olympics corespondent, Bradyn, as we recap the Tokyo Olympics! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
35:52
August 08, 2021
Vacation & The NBA Draft
Vacation & The NBA Draft
This week we discuss visiting San Diego and LA on vacation, as well as Zags in the recent NBA Draft! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
27:16
August 01, 2021
Let the Games Begin!
Let the Games Begin!
This week we are joined by Bradyn as we look forward to the Tokyo Olympics starting later this week! We talk about Olympics history and facts, athlete profiles, and what to expect for the opening ceremonies! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
39:41
July 21, 2021
Invasion of the Giant Goldfish
Invasion of the Giant Goldfish
This week we discuss the past two episodes of The Bachelorette, an amusing new commercial featuring Rui Hachimura and Cup of Noodles, and a startling story about how many people dump their goldfish into a lake and just how big they grow! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
34:21
July 16, 2021
NCAA Rule Change & A Review-Donation Exchange
NCAA Rule Change & A Review-Donation Exchange
It's episode 150! This week we discuss the NBA Finals, the NCAA name, image, and likeness rule change, and a way to donate to the Hydrocephalus Walk for free by just giving reviews! Link to join Team Mary: http://support.hydroassoc.org/goto/maryconyard Text HYDRO to 90412 to start doing reviews and donating to the Hydrocephalus Association (ends on July 27th) Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
24:02
July 07, 2021
Record Heat & Bachelorette Deceit
Record Heat & Bachelorette Deceit
We made it through a 3 days of record-breaking heat in Seattle! On this episode we discuss our weekends, information about the heatwave, the past 3 episodes of The Bachelorette, and some 4th of July facts! Be sure to listen to Chip Conyard's new song, Night Drive, out everywhere on July 2nd! Here's a link to pre-save the song on Spotify: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/chipconyard/night-drive Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
36:24
June 30, 2021
Chicken Thighs & A Media Consumption Rise
Chicken Thighs & A Media Consumption Rise
This week we talk about Wingstop's new venture, Thighstop, Brian gives an NBA update, and we dissect the rise of media consumption during the pandemic by generation! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
30:16
June 23, 2021
Seattle is Vaccinated & Expensive
Seattle is Vaccinated & Expensive
This week we talk about how and why Seattle became the first city to 70% vaccinated in the U.S., how expensive the cost of living is in Seattle for everyday items, and the ranked-choice voting happening for the mayoral race in New York City! Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
25:38
June 17, 2021
Love, Basketball & Lululemon
Love, Basketball & Lululemon
This week we discuss a bunch of the fun things we did this week, including Brian buying some Lululemon! We also discuss the first episode of the Bachelorette, the Olympics, and the NBA playoffs. Thanks for listening! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
24:09
June 09, 2021
Seattle Population Growth & Bachelorette
Seattle Population Growth & Bachelorette
Happy June! This week we talk about how Seattle was the fastest growing city in the U.S. last year, and give a preview of the Bachelorette contestants! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
35:59
June 02, 2021
Timme and Battle in Seattle Return
Timme and Battle in Seattle Return
This week we talk about the NBA Playoffs, Gonzaga basketball news, and go over some weird news stories! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
25:40
May 27, 2021
Cheugy & Beanless Coffee
Cheugy & Beanless Coffee
It's Sass, Stories & Sarcasm's 3 year anniversary!!! This week we discuss the CDC's new mask guidelines that were announced last week, the new, hip word, "cheugy", and what that means, and the world's first beanless coffee, Atomo Molecular Coffee, made right here in Seattle! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
19:29
May 19, 2021
Mariners Deals & NBA Playoff Reveals
Mariners Deals & NBA Playoff Reveals
This week we discuss the NBA playoffs, Zag news, a Mariners update, and Mary shares some useful iPhone features! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Paceline and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
21:55
May 13, 2021
Chipmunk Cheeks & Mother's Day Week
Chipmunk Cheeks & Mother's Day Week
This week we talk about wisdom teeth, the history of Mother's Day, and places that will pay you to move there!  Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  This episode was sponsored by Audible and Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:59
May 06, 2021
A Summary of the Census
A Summary of the Census
This week we talk all about the results of the 2020 Census! Thank you for listening!! Please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you like our podcast! Download the Paceline app and use our referral code, SSSPOD Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
28:15
April 27, 2021
A Royal Catfish
A Royal Catfish
This week we talk about what's happened in the Gonzaga basketball world since we podcasted, discuss a woman who thought she was engaged to Prince Harry, and talk about Amazon's latest venture -  a hair salon! Thank you for listening!! Please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you like our podcast! Download the Paceline app and use our referral code, SSSPOD Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
23:07
April 21, 2021
Movies & Mistakes
Movies & Mistakes
This week we discuss some Zag basketball news, talk about upcoming movies, and discuss some weird news where some major mistakes happened recently! Thank you for listening!! Please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you like our podcast! Download the Paceline app and use our referral code, SSSPOD Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
22:19
April 13, 2021
A Historic Season
A Historic Season
This week we recap Easter weekend, but mostly just the Zags games against UCLA and Baylor and the historic season the Zags had! Go Zags! Thank you for listening!! Please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you like our podcast! Download the Paceline app and use our referral code, SSSPOD Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
24:53
April 07, 2021
Mustache Madness
Mustache Madness
The Zags are in the Final Four!!!!! This week we discuss some of the highlights of the other Sweet Sixteen and Elite Eight games, debrief Gonzaga's games against Creighton and USC, and talk about the facial hair that's making headlines, Drew Timme's mustache! Thank you for listening!! Please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you like our podcast! Download the Paceline app and use our referral code, SSSPOD Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
25:39
April 01, 2021
Shots & The Sweet Sixteen
Shots & The Sweet Sixteen
This week we discuss Gonzaga's run in the NCAA tournament so far, some notable upsets and highlights from the tournament overall, and our experience getting our first doses of the vaccine at Lumen Field! Thank you for listening!! Please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you like our podcast! Download the Paceline app and use our referral code, SSSPOD Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
27:42
March 24, 2021
Big Dance, Short Move
Big Dance, Short Move
This week we discuss Brian's move, March Madness, the Bachelor finale, and St. Patrick's Day facts! Join the Sass, Stories & Sarcasm March Madness Bracket Group. Winner gets a $10 Amazon gift card! Thank you for listening!! Please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you like our podcast! Download the Paceline app and use our referral code, SSSPOD Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:29
March 17, 2021
Zag Champs & The Big Dance
Zag Champs & The Big Dance
This week we talk about the past 3 weeks of The Bachelor, BOTH Zags basketball teams winning the WCC Championships, and give some March Madness facts! Download the Paceline app and use our referral code, SSSPOD Thank you for listening!! Please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you like our podcast! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
28:48
March 11, 2021
UNDEFEATED
UNDEFEATED
This week we discuss Gonzaga's history making undefeated regular season, a new timeline of covid vaccines, and weird news! Download the Paceline app and use our referral code, SSSPOD Thank you for listening!! Please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you like our podcast! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
32:17
March 03, 2021
The Program, Paceline & Perseverance
The Program, Paceline & Perseverance
Happy last week of February! This week we discuss Gonzaga basketball updates and the end of the conference season, the fitness app Paceline, and the Mars rover Perseverance! Download the Paceline app and use our referral code, SSSPOD Click to read the Gonzaga Sports Illustrated article Thank you for listening!! Please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you like our podcast! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
23:49
February 24, 2021
Paper Bottles & Bachelor Squabbles
Paper Bottles & Bachelor Squabbles
This week we give a Bachelor update, talk about the Zags last few games, discuss Coca-Cola trying out paper bottles, and covid-sniffing dogs! Thank you for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Paceline: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
31:41
February 17, 2021
Roses are Red, Footballs are Brown
Roses are Red, Footballs are Brown
Roses are red, Footballs are brown, A girl's hair is stuck, And a lawyer went meow. This week we talk about our favorite Super Bowl ads, weird news involving a cat Zoom filter and Guerilla Glue, and Valentine's Day trivia! Thank you for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:03
February 10, 2021
The Game Never Stops
The Game Never Stops
This week we discuss which Gonzaga dorm we'd rather be quarantined in, Gonzaga's upcoming games, the Robinhood/GameStop situation, and some podcasting stats from 2020! Thank you for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
31:14
February 04, 2021
Elise & A Lease
Elise & A Lease
This week we have special guest Elise on the podcast! We chat with her, she gives her experience getting both doses of the covid vaccine, and we discuss the last three episodes of the Bachelor together! Plus, Brian talks about signing the lease for his new apartment. Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
46:40
January 27, 2021
46th President & Possible 51st State
46th President & Possible 51st State
This week we talk about new innovations announced last week at the Consumer Electronic Show, Inauguration Day facts, and talk a recent bill attempting to make eastern Washington it's own state called Liberty. Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and HomeChef: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
32:59
January 20, 2021
It's Raining Cats, Dogs & Basketballs
It's Raining Cats, Dogs & Basketballs
This week we discuss the top dog and cat names of 2020, some Ben & Jerry's dog treats, the crazy amount of rain that the Seattle area has gotten so far this month, and Gonzaga's wins over Portland and BYU! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
22:59
January 13, 2021
Basketball, Bachelorette & Bachelor
Basketball, Bachelorette & Bachelor
HAPPY 2021!!!!!!! On the first episode of the new year, we recap our Christmas breaks, Gonzaga basketball, and The Bachelorette finale, and give some insights into The Bachelor season that just started this week! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
33:05
January 06, 2021
New Zag, New Games, (Almost) New Year!
New Zag, New Games, (Almost) New Year!
This week we talk about the history behind Bing Crosby's song "White Christmas", Gonzaga basketball's new player Ben Gregg and their newly scheduled games, then we talk about two recent rankings of Seattle, and finally we recap the most recent episodes of the Bachelorette. Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:55
December 18, 2020
On a Different Kind of Roll
On a Different Kind of Roll
This week we discuss the Sounders playing in the MLS Cup, Mariah Carey's cookie company in Seattle, the arrival of covid vaccines in Seattle, and Cloud Paper, a local company making bamboo toilet paper that is saving both the planet and our butts this year when toilet paper has been scarce! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
21:38
December 12, 2020
Basketball Pause and Santa Claus
Basketball Pause and Santa Claus
This week we talk about Gonzaga basketball's pause because of covid, Mary gives Brian a Christmas movie line quiz, Brian covers some weird news, and we talk about some good places to go see Christmas lights in the Seattle area! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
38:53
December 08, 2020
Zag Basketball is (FINALLY) Back
Zag Basketball is (FINALLY) Back
This week we discuss what we did over Thanksgiving break, the start of the Gonzaga basketball season, and the new covid exposure notifications you can get on your phone in Washington! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
28:06
December 01, 2020
Thanksgiving Trivia
Thanksgiving Trivia
Happy week before Thanksgiving! This week we talk about the March Madness bubble, Thanksgiving facts, and some upcoming movies coming to streaming services near you in December! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
24:50
November 20, 2020
The Bachelorette & Basketball
The Bachelorette & Basketball
This week we recap the Bachelorette, discuss a promising covid vaccine, and talk about the Zags upcoming season! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
25:42
November 13, 2020
The Night after Election Night
The Night after Election Night
On this episode, we talk about Election Day, how it's taking longer to tally votes, and also take a deep dive into past elections when it took awhile to determine the president! Washington Post article mentioned in episode: https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2020/11/03/history-election-night-wait-results/ Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
22:33
November 05, 2020
What the Dale!?
What the Dale!?
This week we talk about the first three episodes of the Bachelorette, what's going on for Gonzaga/WCC/NCAA basketball, give an update on murder hornets, and talk about a website that tells you when McDonald's ice cream machines are broken. Happy Halloween! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey, Anchor, Home Chef, and Audible: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
42:19
October 29, 2020
The Zoo, Few & The Zags Debut
The Zoo, Few & The Zags Debut
This week we talk about our weeks, Kraziness in the Kennel, and some weird news! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
20:31
October 23, 2020
Bursting the Bubble
Bursting the Bubble
This week we talk about the NBA finals and their bubble being over, a scary coronavirus mask Amazon had to stop selling, a bubble concert, and Brian guesses which presidential candidate tweeted certain things! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Honey and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:42
October 15, 2020
Bachelorette's Back, Alright!
Bachelorette's Back, Alright!
This week we talk about the Storm winning their 4th WNBA Championship, and go through the Bachelorette contestants! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible, Honey, and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:43
October 08, 2020
Community College & College Basketball
Community College & College Basketball
This week we talk about what we've been up to this week, Canlis Community College, and Gonzaga basketball! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible, Honey, and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
25:58
October 02, 2020
A Flight to Nowhere
A Flight to Nowhere
This week we talk about what's been going on in our lives, Brian gives an update about the NBA, we discuss a new trend, a flight to nowhere, and we talk about how Ruth Bader Ginsburg impacted the US! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
28:19
September 24, 2020
2020 Strikes Again
2020 Strikes Again
This week we've been living in smoke in Seattle! We discuss what's been happening this week, NCAA basketball season updates, the Mariners playoff potential, Chuck E. Cheese's ticket issue, and how the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will still go on in a few months. Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
27:55
September 17, 2020
Smoke, Social Awkwardness & A Special Delivery
Smoke, Social Awkwardness & A Special Delivery
Hello! This week we talk about our weekends, Brian's special delivery, the fire and smoke all along the west coast, and a variety of news stories! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
28:48
September 09, 2020
September Days & KFC’s Phrase
September Days & KFC’s Phrase
This week we discuss September national days, the NBA playoffs, potential NCAA bubbles, and KFC's slogan! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible, Honey, and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
22:12
September 01, 2020
Super Sports Special with Nick
Super Sports Special with Nick
This week we have 4-time podcast guest, our friend, Nick on the podcast! We discuss all things sports including the Mariners, NBA, Seahawks,  Zags, and the NCAA in general. Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
39:59
August 20, 2020
A Tale of Two Joe's
A Tale of Two Joe's
Hello!! This week we discuss Trader Joe's, Kamala Harris, Google search trends, and WCC sports updates! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible, Honey, and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
38:17
August 14, 2020
Kraken the Murder Hornet Case
Kraken the Murder Hornet Case
Happy August!! This week we talk about murder hornets, ice cream, the Seattle Kraken, and hydrocephalus! If you want to join Team Mary in the Seattle Virtual Walk to End Hydrocephalus, click here. Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible, Honey, and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
24:47
August 07, 2020
Mulligans and Mullets
Mulligans and Mullets
This week Mary quizzes Brian on golf terms, we talk about a unique Iceland marketing campaign, and talk about the NBA bubble! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible, Honey, and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:59
July 31, 2020
Release the Kraken
Release the Kraken
Let's get Kraken! This episode is all about Seattle's newly announced NHL team named, you guessed it, the Seattle Kraken! We break down the history of hockey in Seattle, how the team was named, and talk about the hidden images and attention to detail in the logo. Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible, Honey, and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
20:47
July 24, 2020
Cardboard Cutouts & The Comet
Cardboard Cutouts & The Comet
This week we talk about the the Mariners seat fleet, the comet and how to (maybe) see it, how Coca Cola is innovating their drink machines, and a man who won the lottery after a series of random events! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible, Honey, and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
21:53
July 21, 2020
Pandemic Fashion & Fanless Sports
Pandemic Fashion & Fanless Sports
This week we talk about Washington facts, the Trade Me Project and Tik Tok, how MLB is planning to engage fans this season, and how the pandemic has changed fashion trends! Thank you so much for listening!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible, Honey, and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
35:50
July 12, 2020
Mariners and More Movies
Mariners and More Movies
It's episode 100!!!!!!! Wow! This week we talk about how we each celebrated 4th of July, some highlights of the Zags upcoming season, virtual classes coming up from Sound Excursions, more drive-in movies in the Seattle area, the Mariners upcoming season, and quarantine habits that people have started that they want to continue after quarantine! Thank you so much for listening for 100 episodes!!!! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible, Honey, and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
34:03
July 08, 2020
Inventions, Innovations & AC
Inventions, Innovations & AC
This week we talk about things that were invented in Seattle, the innovation of the Seattle restaurant Canlis, Gonzaga's newest transfer Andrew Nembhard, and some features of the newly announced iOS 14! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Audible, Honey, and Anchor: www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:29
June 25, 2020
Robot Dogs & Wooden Money
Robot Dogs & Wooden Money
This week we discuss some coronavirus related technology, a Washington town that's using wooden money as currency, and a 106 year Washingtonian who recovered from covid-19! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Anchor: https://www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
21:25
June 18, 2020
eSkype Rooms
eSkype Rooms
This week we talk about the online escape rooms we've been doing and Gonzaga basketball! Here are the escape rooms we mention in the episode: Conundrum (https://www.conundroom.com/imaginarium/) and Alone Together (https://www.enchambered.com/puzzles/alone-together/). Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com This episode was sponsored by Anchor: https://www.sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.html Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
22:38
June 12, 2020
Fake Restaurants & The Future of Sports
Fake Restaurants & The Future of Sports
On this episode we discuss the COVID state of King County, how some restaurants are putting fake names on delivery apps, and we welcome back Nick Blackbourn to see how he's been doing, talk about the future of sports, and more! Here is the website referenced in this episode (the data has been updated since we recorded this episode, but it's still useful!): https://www.kingcounty.gov/depts/health/covid-19/data/key-indicators.aspx?fbclid=IwAR2QRXSIZeiUcQ7wAQz94Pa0XKr5IiuANxe478QlPhrlO43eg_bHeUiroZY Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
42:21
May 30, 2020
Podcast Anniversary & Random Ramblings
Podcast Anniversary & Random Ramblings
It's Sass, Stories & Sarcasm's 2 year anniversary!!! Woo hoo! On this episode we talk about how we're doing in quarantine and discuss a few things going on in the world. Thanks for listening and stay safe! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
20:33
May 18, 2020
Multi-Level Marketing & A Disappearing Dictator
Multi-Level Marketing & A Disappearing Dictator
On this episode we have our friend, very special guest, Hannah, co-host of the podcast Sustainable Sustainability, on the pod to talk about MLMs (multi-level marketing) and Kim Jong Un, the disappearing dictator. Listen to Hannah's podcast here: https://anchor.fm/sustainsustainably Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
39:42
May 13, 2020
Just Zoo It
Just Zoo It
This week we have two time Salmon Days Parade judge, our friend, Bradyn on the podcast! We discuss how life in quarantine has been going this week and Bradyn hosts a zoo animal trivia game for Mary and Brian! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
39:25
May 07, 2020
QuarantInterior Decoration
QuarantInterior Decoration
This episode features special guest, Elise! We all talk about how we're doing in quarantine, but majority of the episode we discuss the interior decoration of Brian's apartment. It's more exciting and entertaining than this description sounds, I promise! Visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com  Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
22:54
May 02, 2020
New Zags and Podcast Lags
New Zags and Podcast Lags
The last few weeks as we've adjusted to life in quarantine, we haven't had too much to talk about since everything in the news has revolved around COVID-19 and we didn't want to talk about that more. However, this week, we thought of some fun stuff to talk about! We discussed the upcoming Zags season, drive-in movies, and some good news! If you'd like to leave us a voice message about topics to talk about, if you want to leave us a message, or if you want to be interviewed on the podcast, leave us a message here! https://anchor.fm/sassstoriessarcasm/message Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Audible, Honey, and FabFitFun. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors. Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
35:33
April 21, 2020
Seattle Freeze & Quarantine
Seattle Freeze & Quarantine
Hello! We hope you're all staying safe and staying at home! This week is a bit of a shorter episode, but we talk about what we've been doing this past week and go over some Seattle lingo.
16:23
April 01, 2020
Stuck in Seattle
Stuck in Seattle
Seems like a lot has changed since we last podcasted! March Madness (and every other event ever) got cancelled, Brian moved to Seattle, and we've all been quarantined. In this episode we talk about Brian's move to Seattle and some ideas to make the most of the quarantine! Stay safe out there! Here are things I mentioned in this episode: CRAFT KIT IDEAS -Fox Ridge Studio: https://www.foxridgestudio.com/ -DIY Bar: https://diybar.myshopify.com/ -Needle Art Club: https://needleartclub.com/ -Urban Sprouts Terrarium Kit: https://urbansproutsstore.com/collections/our-favorites-1/products/take-home-succulent-terrarium-kit QUARANTUNES PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/64850fhcIbx98QteZrEEZP?si=_xctXBwzTV2JXhjZ3iZJAA WORKOUTS -FabFitFun TV: https://tv.fabfitfun.com/ -Peloton (90 day free trial): https://www.onepeloton.com/app -Golds Gym App (use promo code FIT60): https://goldsamp.com/promo/ Podcasts -Armchair Expert: https://armchairexpertpod.com/ -How I Built This: https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510313/how-i-built-this
27:25
March 24, 2020
Basketball & The Bachelor
Basketball & The Bachelor
This week we talk about the WCC tournament and The Bachelor finale!!! Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and get a Sass, Stories & Sarcasm sticker! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Audible, and Urban Leaf. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors. Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
27:38
March 12, 2020
Hello, Seattle!
Hello, Seattle!
This week we talk about Seattle facts and preview the WCC tournament! Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and get a Sass, Stories & Sarcasm sticker! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Audible, and Urban Leaf. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors. Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
14:31
March 07, 2020
Candidate Talk & Hand Socks
Candidate Talk & Hand Socks
This week we talk about the differences in the democratic candidates and about Gonzaga basketball! Here's a link to the graphic Brian was referring to: https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/policy-2020/ Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and get a Sass, Stories & Sarcasm sticker! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Audible, and Honey. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors. Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
18:37
February 27, 2020
Spilling the Bachelor Tea
Spilling the Bachelor Tea
This week's episode is EXTRA special! We have TWO guests, our friends Aashna and Elise, on the podcast to talk about the hometown date of The Bachelor, and talk about having high tea in Portland! Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and get a Sass, Stories & Sarcasm sticker! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Audible, and Honey. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors. Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
43:24
February 21, 2020
Roaches & A Robot Vacuum
Roaches & A Robot Vacuum
This week we discuss Gonzaga basketball, The Bachelor, and podcast facts! Plus, find out about our unique Valentine's Day podcast marketing technique. Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and get a Sass, Stories & Sarcasm sticker! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Audible, and Honey. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors. Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:35
February 13, 2020
Chiefs, Commercials & Costa Rica
Chiefs, Commercials & Costa Rica
This week we talk about The Bachelor, the Super Bowl, and Super Bowl commercials! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Stitch Fix, and Honey. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors. Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
27:06
February 06, 2020
Chase Rice & The Coronavirus
Chase Rice & The Coronavirus
This week we're all over the place with our topics! We talk about The Bachelor, some of our favorite recently read books, the coronavirus, and the Zags! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Audible, and Honey. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:26
February 01, 2020
A Linger-y Finasco
A Linger-y Finasco
This week we talk about The Bachelor and upcoming movies! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Audible, and Honey. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
25:40
January 23, 2020
Air Taxis, Robot Pizza & Impossible Pork
Air Taxis, Robot Pizza & Impossible Pork
This week we talk about the Bachelor, cool products at CES, and weird news! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Audible, and Honey. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
34:22
January 14, 2020
New Year, New Decade, New Bachelor
New Year, New Decade, New Bachelor
Happy 2020! This week we talk about how prices and populations have changed between 2010 to now, Gonzaga basketball, and The Bachelor! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Home Chef, Audible, and Honey. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
35:25
January 05, 2020
Tar Heels & Holiday Deals
Tar Heels & Holiday Deals
On this episode we talk about Gonzaga beating UNC, the year 2019, the upcoming Hunger Games prequel, and Brian talks about some last minute Christmas presents! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Home Chef, Audible, and Honey. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
27:49
December 21, 2019
Dogs > Cats
Dogs > Cats
This week we talk about 2018, Gonzaga's win over Arizona and the upcoming UNC game, and give some Christmas facts! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Home Chef, Audible, and Stitch Fix. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:46
December 16, 2019
Dogs > Dawgs
Dogs > Dawgs
This week we talk about Brian's trip to the dentist and newfound love of apple juice, how the Zags beat UW, an expensive banana, a donut candle, Washington being the best state, and 2017! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Home Chef, Audible, and Stitch Fix. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
29:15
December 12, 2019
How Bout Them Apples?
How Bout Them Apples?
This week we talk about the brand new apple breed Cosmic Crisp, the year 2016, Black Friday facts, and the least popular Christmas song in the UK! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Home Chef, Audible, and Stitch Fix. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
26:60
December 05, 2019
Turkeys, Trees & Tunes
Turkeys, Trees & Tunes
This week we discuss 2015, Thanksgiving fails, and Christmas trees. Plus, be sure to catch Chip's newest song, Into the Wind, coming out on Friday. Follow him on Spotify here. Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Home Chef, Audible, and Stitch Fix. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors. Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm.
28:07
November 27, 2019
From Frozen 2 Festive Facts
From Frozen 2 Festive Facts
This week we talk about 2014, Frozen and Frozen 2, Thanksgiving facts, and the Zags! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Home Chef, Audible, and Bombas. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors. Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm.
40:55
November 22, 2019
Sounders Score, Seahawks Soar!
Sounders Score, Seahawks Soar!
This week we discuss our weekends, talk about the state of the republican and democratic primaries, look back on the year 2013, and discuss all the great Sounders, Seahawks, and Zags wins! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Home Chef, Audible, and Bombas. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors. Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm.
39:18
November 14, 2019
Zags are back, alright!
Zags are back, alright!
This week we talk about the Zags first game of the season, the year 2012, Disney+, and weird news! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Home Chef, Audible, and Bombas. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors. Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm.
34:19
November 08, 2019
Funny Reviews & NCAA News
Funny Reviews & NCAA News
This week we talk about some funny Amazon and Yelp reviews, go over some new developments in NCAA players being allowed to be paid, and talk over the biggest events and trends of 2011. Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Audible, and Bombas. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.
27:08
October 31, 2019
The Past, Present, and Future
The Past, Present, and Future
This week we talk about the year 2010 (the past), the presidential primaries (the present), and the future (the upcoming Gonzaga basketball season)! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, Audible, Home Chef, and Bombas. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors.
31:48
October 25, 2019
SOS... We're Burnin' Up
SOS... We're Burnin' Up
This week we have our friend and one of the hosts of Sustainable Sustainability, Hannah, on the podcast! We discuss our magical night at the Jonas Brothers and her podcast, all while Brian learns about the difference between Camp Rock and School of Rock. Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, FabFitFun, Home Chef, and Bombas. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors
35:28
October 18, 2019
Kraziness in the NCAA
Kraziness in the NCAA
This week we discuss the new controversial legislation in California about allowing NCAA players to be compensated in new ways, as well as a Zags basketball update talking specifically about Killian Tillie and Oumar Ballo. Go Zags! Thank you to our sponsors: Anchor, FabFitFun, Home Chef, and Bombas. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors
21:00
October 10, 2019
o-FISH-al Judges
o-FISH-al Judges
This week we have special guest and fellow Salmon Days parade judge Bradyn Sloan on the podcast to discuss how our 2nd year judging the Salmon Days parade went! Thank you to our "spawn-sors": Anchor, FabFitFun, Home Chef, and Audible. To learn more about them and get discount codes, visit our website: sassstoriessarcasm.com/sponsors
33:45
October 06, 2019
The One with the Friends Trivia
The One with the Friends Trivia
Friends recently had it's 25th anniversary so we talk about that, how the creator of Labradoodles regrets breeding them, and about a new Office podcast! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. Get your first FabFitFun for 50% off by going to sassstoriessarcasm.com/fabfitfun. Get $40 off your first Home Chef box by going to sassstoriessarcasm.com/homechef.
28:51
September 27, 2019
Pilot Pete & iOS 13
Pilot Pete & iOS 13
On this episode Mary and Brian talk about our weekends, the new Bachelor, upcoming movies, and iOS 13! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. Get your first FabFitFun box for 50% off by going to sassstoriessarcasm.com/fabfitfun. Get $40 off your first Home Chef box by going to sassstoriessarcasm.com/homechef.
30:52
September 19, 2019
Hawaii & A House
Hawaii & A House
This week Mary talks about her trip to Hawaii and Brian talks about helping his mom move into their house! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. Get your first FabFitFun for 50% off by going to sassstoriessarcasm.com/fabfitfun. Get $40 off your first Home Chef box by going to sassstoriessarcasm.com/homechef.
23:55
September 11, 2019
The Need for Cheese
The Need for Cheese
This week Mary and Brian talk about their weekends, Disney+, Gonzaga basketball, and some weird news stories! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. Get 25% off everything at geturbanleaf.com and enter code ssspodcast.
40:08
August 29, 2019
Fire & Blood
Fire & Blood
This week we talk about some more serious topics: Theranos and the wildfires in the Amazon, but we end with a lighthearted discussion about Dancing with the Stars and Brian's need for new shoes. Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. Get 25% off everything at geturbanleaf.com and enter code ssspodcast.
27:53
August 23, 2019
Rain on the Brain
Rain on the Brain
This week Mary and Brian talk about the Seattle WALK to End Hydrocephalus and play a guess that sound game! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.  This episode is sponsored by Urban Leaf. Go to geturbanleaf.com and enter code ssspodcast to get 25% off!
26:10
August 15, 2019
The Final Rose and Netflix Shows
The Final Rose and Netflix Shows
This week we talk about Oscar Meyer's ice cream invention, The Bachelorette, how much time people spend watching The Office on Netflix, and play a song association game!
30:27
August 06, 2019
Flip Flops & Instant Pots
Flip Flops & Instant Pots
This week Mary and Brian talk about the Democratic debates, the Bachelorette, and Brian asks Mary trivia about a variety of topics. Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.  This podcast is sponsored by Urban Leaf. Go to geturbanleaf.com and use code ssspodcast for 25% off anything on their site.
45:13
July 27, 2019
The Mariners are MIA
The Mariners are MIA
We have our friend Nick Blackbourn on the podcast to talk all things Mariners, Zags in the NBA, and Bachelorette! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible and Urban Leaf. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. Get 25% off your whole order at geturbanleaf.com with the coupon code ssspodcast.
38:51
July 19, 2019
Relishing in being American
Relishing in being American
This week we talk about our 4th of July weekends, talk about the women's World Cup victory, and Mary asks Brian some America trivia! This episode is sponsored by geturbanleaf.com. Get 25% off everything on their site by using the coupon code ssspodcast. Thanks for listening! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
31:12
July 09, 2019
Red, White & Bologna
Red, White & Bologna
This week we talk about the World Cup, the Bachelor, and listen to Chip's new song, Light Chasing! soundcloud.com/chip-conyard geturbanleaf.com Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm
19:08
July 04, 2019
Pants, Plants & Potential Soccer Champs
Pants, Plants & Potential Soccer Champs
This week we talk about an awesome company, Urban Leaf, as well as the Women's World Cup and the Bachelorette! Go to geturbanleaf.com and get 25% off everything on their site with the discount code ssspodcast!   Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
30:04
June 26, 2019
The Wiz and the Griz
The Wiz and the Griz
This week we talk about what the upcoming Democratic debates and the NBA draft! Go Zags! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
23:30
June 21, 2019
We are Back!
We are Back!
Calm down, calm down, we are ok! We just had a break and we're here to catch y'all up on our lives and on other topics! We're trying out a new podcast format where rather than having segments, we instead just transition from topic to topic more. We'd love to hear your feedback! Thanks for listening! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
27:56
June 06, 2019
Houseplants & Sexy Accents
Houseplants & Sexy Accents
This week Mary and Brian talk about how millennials are saving the houseplant industry, give a Bachelorette update, and talk weird news! Thanks for listening! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
25:44
May 20, 2019
The Bach Boys
The Bach Boys
 This week Mary and Brian talk about Bachelorette contestants! Thanks for listening! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
37:28
May 14, 2019
Movies, Bingo & Indigo
Movies, Bingo & Indigo
This week Mary and Brian discuss upcoming summer movies, weird laws in each state, and premiere Chip's new song, Indigo. Thanks for listening! https://soundcloud.com/chip-conyard/ Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
35:06
May 07, 2019
Avengers & Ankle Tans
Avengers & Ankle Tans
This week Mary and Brian talk about the Avengers (NO SPOILERS!), weird news, and Brian asks Mary some rapid fire questions. Visit our website at sassstoriessarcasm.com.  Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
38:55
April 29, 2019
#DitchTheSwitch
#DitchTheSwitch
This week Mary and Brian talk about Easter weekend adventures, all the Zags declaring for the NBA, and how Washington is looking to #DitchTheSwitch and stay on permanent Daylight Savings Time. Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
30:40
April 25, 2019
The Office vs. Game of Thrones
The Office vs. Game of Thrones
On this episode we conclude March Madness, play the 5 Second Rule game, and discuss the most popular TV shows for college students! Here is the TV show study we referenced: https://blogs.gcu.edu/blog/top-tv-shows-among-u-s-college-students/   Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
25:12
April 15, 2019
Nothin' But A Cheese Thang
Nothin' But A Cheese Thang
This week we talk about the Final Four games and go over some weird news!   Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
22:12
April 08, 2019
Aloysius, Ignatius & Cataldo
Aloysius, Ignatius & Cataldo
 On this episode we recap the end of the Zags season and what's to come next year, Brian says what he knows about the history of Gonzaga, and we talk about the final four teams left in the tournament! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
34:27
April 02, 2019
Hey Jimmy Kimmel, Gonzaga Exists
Hey Jimmy Kimmel, Gonzaga Exists
This week we talk about March Madness, how Gonzaga Exists, and Brian answers some "this or that" questions! Go Zags!   Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
32:26
March 26, 2019
Two Decades of Dancing
Two Decades of Dancing
The Zags are in the Big Dance for the 20th year in a row! On this episode we talk about Gonzaga's history in the tournament as well as give you some fun tournament facts! GO ZAGS! Join our ESPN Tournament group HERE. The password is zags.  Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
22:56
March 19, 2019
Falling Over the Fence & In Love
Falling Over the Fence & In Love
On this episode we talk all about the Bachelor finale and give our take on Colton and Cassie ending up together. Thanks for listening! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
20:50
March 15, 2019
Tillie's in the Tourney
Tillie's in the Tourney
 This week we're doing two special episodes! This episode is all about the Zags run in the WCC tournament and why we think that their loss in the championship will help them in the long run. GO ZAGS! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
18:54
March 13, 2019
That's What Cheese Said
That's What Cheese Said
This week we give a preview of the WCC tournament, talk about the history of string cheese, and Brian asks Mary trivia questions!   Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
35:34
March 04, 2019
Climbing the Charts
Climbing the Charts
This week we talk about the Zags epic senior night win over BYU, podcast facts, and give an update on the Bachelor! Here's the podcast facts article we reference: https://chartable.com/blog/golden-age-of-podcasts Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
34:17
February 25, 2019
Cookie Dough & Unclaimed Lottery Dough
Cookie Dough & Unclaimed Lottery Dough
On this episode we give an update on the Zags, what we did this weekend, and weird news! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
28:12
February 18, 2019
Snowpocalypse Now
Snowpocalypse Now
This week Washington state was hit with huge amounts of snow, so we talk about our experiences from eastern and western Washington, then we recap the Super Bowl, and finish up with an update on the Zags! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
31:24
February 12, 2019
Super Famous, Super Cold, Super Bowl
Super Famous, Super Cold, Super Bowl
On this episode we talk about all things SUPER! First we talk about how we're feeling pretty famous because an article was written about us and our podcast this week, you can read it here. Next we talk about how most of the country has been experiencing a Polar Vortex this week. And last but not least we talk about the Super Bowl!   Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Get a free audiobook from Audible by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
25:16
February 03, 2019
The "Mind Behind" Some Trivia
The "Mind Behind" Some Trivia
This episode feature Mary's brother, Chip, singing his new song called Mind Behind, followed by Brian answering trivia questions! Listen to more of Chip's music here: soundcloud.com/chip-conyard. Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
38:07
January 28, 2019
Brian's Cheesy Obsession
Brian's Cheesy Obsession
On this episode Brian talks about his cheesy new obsession, Mary talks about her trip to Portland, and together we discuss Japan's robot hotels, Netflix's price increase and unique new original series, and Spokane's new street named after Martin Luther King Jr.!   Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
18:05
January 22, 2019
Mac and Cheese & Movies
Mac and Cheese & Movies
This week we discuss some weird news, the first episode of the Bachelor, and talk about some upcoming movies!   Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
27:07
January 14, 2019
New Year, New Bachelor
New Year, New Bachelor
Happy 2019 and happy Season 2! We talk about the Zags and give our thoughts about the Bachelor contestants before the Bachelor season premiere this week! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. 
22:16
January 07, 2019
Twas the Last Episode of Season 1
Twas the Last Episode of Season 1
On the season one finale, we talk about Santa, Christmas facts, and Mary reads a version of Twas the Night Before Christmas that she changed to be about the podcast! Thanks for listening to us this season, we'll be back with Season 2 on January 1st! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
28:06
December 16, 2018
Top Dogs & the Christmas Pickle
Top Dogs & the Christmas Pickle
On this episode we announce the winner of our Christmas ornament giveaway, discuss the Zags win over the Huskies, and talk about the Christmas pickle! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
13:30
December 09, 2018
Weird News & Expensive Shoes
Weird News & Expensive Shoes
We give some behind-the-scenes trivia about our favorite Christmas movies, Brian uncovers some weird news happening in the world today, and Mary talks about a marketing prank that has brought positive attention to a company recently! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
18:49
December 05, 2018
Zags are #1!
Zags are #1!
This week we talk about the Zags being #1 in the nation, do Guess the Lyrics Christmas song edition, and talk about the book Brain Rules by John Medina! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
26:36
December 02, 2018
Food, Family & Football
Food, Family & Football
This week we talk about Thanksgiving weekend! This episode is sponsored by the Etsy shop JoyfullyMadeByHJ. Go to etsy.com/joyfullymadebyhj and enter the code SWAG10 for 10% off!
15:42
November 26, 2018
BONUS EPISODE: Christmas Giveaway
BONUS EPISODE: Christmas Giveaway
Enter to win our Christmas Giveaway! Listen for the details on this episode to learn what it is! tinyurl.com/sssgiveaway
02:11
November 24, 2018
Gobble til you Wobble
Gobble til you Wobble
Happy Thanksgiving Week! We discuss our favorite Thanksgiving foods, a viral Thanksgiving prank, and go over some Thanksgiving facts! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
25:11
November 18, 2018
Meditation and Movies
Meditation and Movies
This week we talk about the practice of meditation and upcoming movies! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. We’re not affiliated or sponsored by Headspace, but if you want to get 25% off an annual subscription go to headspace.com/code and enter code CXGETSOMEHEADSPACE. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
23:01
November 13, 2018
We got Zags and Shunts on the Brain!
We got Zags and Shunts on the Brain!
We talk about the Zags first game and hydrocephalus research advancements on this episode! Here's the hydrocephalus article referenced in the episode: https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2018/october/game-changing-skin-sensor-could-improve-life-for-a-million-hydrocephalus-patients/ Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your Audible free trial and choose the audiobook of your choice by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
19:04
November 06, 2018
This is Halloweek! 🎃
This is Halloweek! 🎃
Happy Halloween! On this episode we discuss what we were for Halloween growing up and also about Zag basketball as we prepare ourselves for this season. Enough by Mary's brother Chip: https://soundcloud.com/chip-conyard/enough Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your Audible free trial by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
36:47
October 29, 2018
Winter (Coat) is Coming
Winter (Coat) is Coming
Hear about Brian and Mary's weekend hanging out together and find out if Brian FINALLY got a winter coat! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your Audible 30 day trial and choose your audiobook today at audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. Thanks for listening!
18:06
October 23, 2018
Are We Smarter than a 5th Grader?
Are We Smarter than a 5th Grader?
It's our 20th episode!!! We take a quiz to see if we're smarter than a fifth grader, Brian updates us on Gonzaga life, and Mary talks about 24 things she did in her 24th year of life! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your Audible 30 day membership trial and choose your free audiobook title today: audibletrial.com/ssspodcast
36:14
October 15, 2018
A Judge and a Gambler
A Judge and a Gambler
On this episode, we have a very special guest, Bradyn Sloan, talk about her experience as a Salmon Days marching band judge with Mary, then Brian talks about his wild Spokane weekend at the casino and a thrift store! Update: the store Brian was at was the Goodwill Outlet. Join us next week for our 20th episode!!! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your Audible free trial at www.audibletrial.com/ssspodcast. Have a great week!
41:50
October 09, 2018
A Podcast About Podcasting
A Podcast About Podcasting
On this episode we talk about interesting facts about podcasting, Brian's plan for buying winter clothes, and how Mary is one of the oFISHal Issaquah Salmon Days parade marching band judges! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is SPAWNsored by Audible. Start your 30 day membership trial and get a free audiobook of your choice by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
24:06
October 03, 2018
Falling into Fall
Falling into Fall
We're back! On this episode we talk about the Gonzaga basketball roster, Mary's trip to New York, and Brian goes over some fall puns! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm Start your Audible free trial and choose your audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast
30:43
September 20, 2018
They See Me Bowling, They Hating
They See Me Bowling, They Hating
On this episode that was recorded from beautiful Spokane, Washington, we talk about our bowling adventures, some weird news, and preview the Gonzaga non-conference schedule! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your Audible 30 day membership trial today and choose a free audiobook by going to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
24:17
September 05, 2018
Our Enneagram Results
Our Enneagram Results
On this episode Brian talks about his fitness journey and how he is changing up his fitness program, then we take personality tests and discuss the results, and finally, Mary talks about a recent movie she saw! If you want to take the Enneagram Personality Test that we took: https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/test Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Be sure to leave us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/sass-stories-sarcasm/id1385333104?mt=2 To start your Audible 30 day membership trial and get your FREE audiobook, go to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
23:07
August 23, 2018
A WALK to Remember
A WALK to Remember
On this episode, we discuss our fun weekend full of Hydrocephalus Walk activities, Brian and Elise reuniting, kayaking, and more! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Get your Audible 30 day membership trial and start listening to your FREE audiobook today. Get started at audibletrial.com/ssspodcast
17:43
August 16, 2018
Brian's Fitness Journey - Week One
Brian's Fitness Journey - Week One
On this episode we give our take on the Bachelorette finale and discuss who we think the next Bachelor will be. Next, Brian discusses his new fitness regimen and how that's going for him (not well so far). Lastly, Mary talks about the upcoming Seattle WALK to End Hydrocephalus! Thanks for listening! Join/Donate to Team Mary: tinyurl.com/teammary2018 Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your Audible 30 day trial membership and get an audiobook of your choice: audibletrial.com/ssspodcast
27:43
August 10, 2018
Fitness, Love & Lebron
Fitness, Love & Lebron
On this episode Brian tackles an Ask Me Anything. Then we talk about the Royal Wedding of Gonzaga and the similarities and differences between Michael Scott and Lebron James! Thanks for listening! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your Audible 30 day membership trial at audibletrial.com/ssspodcast and choose your FREE audiobook today!
26:46
August 02, 2018
AMA - Ask Mary Anything
AMA - Ask Mary Anything
It's been slightly over a week, but we're back!!! On this episode we talk about the Bachelorette, weird news, and on a very special AMA (Ask Mary Anything), Brian asks Mary questions that he genuinely wants to know the answers to. Like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and follow us on Instagram at www.instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your Audible 30 day membership trial and choose a free audiobook of your choice by clicking our link: audibletrial.com/ssspodcast.
33:07
July 27, 2018
Blackbourn, Baseball & Brian's Sock
Blackbourn, Baseball & Brian's Sock
It's our 10th episode and it's all about the Mariners this week! We invited our friend and Mariners expert Nick Blackbourn on to talk about the Mariners season so far and his hopes for the rest of the season. Then we interview Nick to let all of our loyal listeners get to know him better. It's our 10th episode spectacular and you aren't going to want to miss it! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. To start your Audible 30 day membership trial, visit audibletrial.com/ssspodcast to choose one free audiobook!
32:00
July 17, 2018
Let's Get Philosophical
Let's Get Philosophical
We're on cloud 9 because this is episode 9! We go over the most recent episode of The Bachelorette, Mary talks what she learned in her philosophy of happiness class in college, and we talk about books becoming movies later in 2018! Stay tuned for our special All-Star Break episode with our friend Nick Blackbourn to celebrate our 10th episode! Like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and follow us on Instagram at www.instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your Audible 30 day membership trial to get your first audiobook for FREE! Even if you cancel your membership, you still get to keep your audiobook. Go to www.audibletrial.com/ssspodcast to get started! Thanks for listening!
19:53
July 13, 2018
How Do You Say Uruguay?
How Do You Say Uruguay?
This week's episode answers so many questions: Is Brian a World Cup expert? Yes. Is Brian a sports expert? No. Do we know the slang teenagers use? Somewhat. Are we Jimmy John's enthusiasts? Definitely. However, one question is left unanswered... how do you say Uruguay? Thanks for listening! Like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram (The Gram) at www.instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your 30 day trial Audible membership and get your free audiobook at www.audibletrial.com/ssspodcast
25:44
July 06, 2018
O Say Can You... Pass The Citizenship Test?
O Say Can You... Pass The Citizenship Test?
For our Independence Day episode we told some 4th of July jokes, administered a U.S. Citizenship test to see if Brian would pass, and got an update on the World Cup (even though the U.S. didn't even make it this time!) Plus, hear breaking news on the most exciting weekly update Brian has ever had! Follow us on Facebook! facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get a 30 day trial membership that includes one FREE audiobook from their unmatched selection. Go to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast to get started!
22:13
June 29, 2018
Happy Summer... Now Let's Hit the Books!
Happy Summer... Now Let's Hit the Books!
On this episode, we ring in summer with an update on the World Cup and all things books and audiobooks! Big shoutout to our sponsor, Audible! Sass, Stories & Sarcasm listeners can get a free 30 day trial that includes one free audiobook from their unmatched selection of audio programs. Just go to audibletrial.com/ssspodcast to get a free audiobook of your choice! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Thanks for listening!
24:36
June 22, 2018
Puppies and Dinosaurs and a Strangler... Oh My!
Puppies and Dinosaurs and a Strangler... Oh My!
We discuss some of the new movies coming soon to theaters near you this summer, give our commentary on the most recent episode of The Bachelorette, and discuss who we think the Scranton Strangler is! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
25:57
June 15, 2018
Sevy, Sports & Songs
Sevy, Sports & Songs
On this episode, we welcome our very first podcast guest, Elise Sevy, who answers our questions and brings her music expertise to the show. Brian also gives a sports update where he covers the NBA playoffs, information about the Stanley Cup, and his insight about the upcoming World Cup. Send in your questions on Facebook for our Ask Brian segment: facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm Visit DesignByAshleyC and receive 50% off your order with the code SSSPODCAST: www.etsy.com/shop/DesignByAshleyC?coupon=SSSPODCAST
21:29
June 09, 2018
Fajitas and Wild Pigs
Fajitas and Wild Pigs
On the latest episode of Sass, Stories & Sarcasm, Brian tests out some jokes on Mary, we go over weird news happening in the world, and Mary quizzes Brian on some of the lyrics of his favorite songs! Be sure to like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and subscribe so you hear all the latest episodes! Enjoy!
14:26
May 31, 2018
Jokes, Bachelorette, and Weird News
Jokes, Bachelorette, and Weird News
In our first full-length episode ever, we discuss what's happening in our lives, Mary tells a few jokes, we talk about the Bachelorette contestants at great length, and we go over some of the weirdest news we've seen this week! Be sure to like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and subscribe so you can hear the latest episodes! Thanks for listening! To see all the information about the Bachelorette contestants, click here: http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelorette/cast
27:20
May 24, 2018
The First One
The First One
In this very first episode of Sass, Stories & Sarcasm, we introduce ourselves, tell you more about what this podcast will be about, and where to find us on social media. Be sure to subscribe to this podcast for more new episodes coming soon! Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm
03:38
May 18, 2018