Sass, Stories & Sarcasm
By Mary Conyard & Brian Ramaswami
Sass, Stories & SarcasmJun 06, 2019
5 Year Podcast Anniversary!
It's our 5 year podcast anniversary!!!! On this episode we talk about AC requirements in new houses, animals that have gone extinct within the last 50 years (there's a reason we're thinking about this), and AI that created a children's book!
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Realistic VR & Self-Driving Cars
This week we talk about the NBA and NHL Playoffs, a self-driving car service owned by Google, and Pagliacci's latest pizza delivery innovation!
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Jeopardy could be in Jeopardy
Happy May! This week we talk about the Kraken making it to the second round of the NHL Playoffs, the Writers Guild of America strike that could impact many TV shows, and some weird news!
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Bard, Basketball & Bankruptcy
On this week's episode we talk about the NBA playoffs, Zags basketball, a new AI chatbot, AI Amazon reviews, and Bed, Bath & Beyond going bankrupt!
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Checkmarks For Sale, No More Netflix By Mail
On this week's episode we give an NBA Playoffs update, talk about Twitter's move to verified checkmarks being a subscription model, and Netflix ending their DVD service after 25 years!
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Dallas Mavericks & Starbucks Sips
This week we talk about our trip to Dallas, play some Texas trivia, give an update on the NBA Playoffs, and talk about a new Starbucks olive oil coffee that is having some interesting effects on people.
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Easter Treats & Cellular Feats
This week we talk about the end of March Madness, the 50 year anniversary of the invention of the cell phone, and Mary quizzes Brian on some Easter trivia!
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Movies & March Sadness
On this episode we talk about the end of the Zags March Madness run, talk about the Final Four teams, and discuss some upcoming movie releases!!!
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Sweet Sixteen & Mystery Meals
This week we talk all about the Zags first two games in the NCAA tournament as well as some of the the other great games and upsets that happened in the first two rounds. Then we end with talking about a LA Uber Eats mystery!
Go Zags!!!
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Let the Madness Begin
This week is all about March Madness! Be sure to join our bracket challenge on the ESPN Tournament Challenge app by Thursday morning. Just search for the group, "Sass, Stories & Sarcasm"! Winner will get a $20 Amazon gift card.
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Zags Dominate, Signatures Elevate
On this episode we talk about the Zags winning the WCC tournament, ChatGPT being integrated into Slack, and people paying for elevated signatures.
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The Iron Man of Disneyland
This week we give a Zags basketball update and talk about a man who broke the Guinness World Record for most consecutive days going to Disneyland!
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Pay-Per-Chew
On this week's episode we talk about an original iPhone selling for $63,000, restaurants trying out different types of subscription services to try to get a more steady stream of income and customers, and we look into 15 unusual wedding traditions from around the world!
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A Super Close Super Bowl
On this week's episode we recap the Super bowl ads, halftime show, and game, as well as talk about what the Zags need to do to finish out their conference season strong.
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A House Match & Super Bowl Facts
This week we talk about our journey of finding and buying a house, as well as Super Bowl facts!
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Sleepers, Scuba Divers & Shadows
On this episode we learn about some of the weirdest jobs and learn more about Groundhogs Day!
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2023 Predictions from 1923
This week we give an update on the Zags, talk through some predictions for this year that were made 100 years ago, and finally, tell you some weird news!
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AI News & Zags Got Dudes
On this episode we recap Gonzaga's most recent games, talk about some new recruits and an exciting new opportunity for a former Zag player, and talk about ChatGPT.
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Catching Up
Last week we talked about our engagement, but not the rest of our podcast break, so this week we caught you up on everything else that's happened in the last 4 weeks! We'll be back to our normal podcast format next week.
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Engaged!
Big news... WE GOT ENGAGED!!! On this episode we talk about how it all went down!
Also, we hope everyone had a great holidays and new years!
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2022 Quiz
It's our last episode of 2022! We talk about a company who won the rights to salvage a shipwreck near Seattle, give an update on the World Cup and the technology behind the soccer balls being used, and Mary gives Brian a 2022 news quiz!
Hope everyone has a good rest of the year and we'll be back in January!!!
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The Cost of the 12 Days of Christmas
On this episode we talk about the history of some Christmas traditions, how much it would cost to get all of the presents in the 12 days of Christmas, and an update on the Zags!
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Green Bean Casserole & US Scores a Goal
This week we talk about everything we did over Thanksgiving weekend, as well as breakdown the US World Cup games and Gonzaga's tournament games.
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The First Winter World Cup
Happy Thanksgiving Week! On this episode we talk about Gonzaga's games against Texas and Kentucky, the start of the World Cup, and some facts about Thanksgiving food.
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Basketball on a Boat
On this episode we give some history and facts about Wheel of Fortune, discuss the Zags recent win against Michigan State, and discuss a new program that allows high school seniors to get into college without even filling out an application!
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Voting Trends & Powerball Streak Ends
This week we talk about the World Series, the largest Powerball in American history finally being won, and voting trends by generation!
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The Zags are the G.O.A.T.
On this episode we talk about all things Gonzaga basketball! We go over the two exhibition games, talk about this season's schedule, excite over the possibility of moving to the Big 12 Conference, and discuss the new players! Listen till the end to see why this episode's title has a double meaning 🐐
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Return to Spokane
On this episode we talk about our recent trip to Spokane!
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10 Year Friendiversary
10 years ago, on October 17, 2012, your favorite podcasters met in the cafeteria at Gonzaga! On this episode we recap the end of the Mariners season and then play some games including who knows who better and who's most likely to!
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Mariners Advance!
We're halfway through October the Mariners are still playing baseball? It's a miracle! On this episode we talk about the Mariners first 3 games in the playoffs, discuss a scandal taking the chess community by storm, and discover how Reese's chose which athletes they gave NIL deals to!
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The Drought Has Ended
This week we talk about the impact of the 2014 viral trend the ALC Ice Bucket Challenge, discuss Drew Timme's NIL deals and his new podcast, celebrate the Mariners making it to the playoffs (FINALLY!), and the new Kraken mascot.
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Pumpkin Spice & No Domain Price
This week we dive into the history of Pumpkin Spice Lattes, talk about the MLB wanting to buy the domain of a local Ballard restaurant, and discover that winners have come forward to claim the big lottery from earlier this summer.
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Shark Tank & the Seahawks Return
This week we talk about the top selling products on Shark Tank ahead of its season 14 premiere on Friday, give an update on the Mariners and Seahawks, and learn some facts about the Queen that we didn't know.
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Smoky in Seattle
This week we talk about all the smoke in Seattle, the Mariners hopefully ending their playoff drought, and a person who bought a home but was accidentally sold a neighborhood.
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Maui & Family
We're back after a 3 week break! This week we talk about what we've done the last few weeks including a concert, a trip to Maui, and a family reunion!
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Dine Out or Eat In?
On this week's episode we talk about how it's not much more expensive to eat at restaurants than to eat at home now because of inflation, discuss the World Health Organization wanting people to submit ideas to rename monkeypox, and Mary gives Brian another music quiz!
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The Days are Getting Shorter
This week we discuss how the days are getting shorter because the world is rotating slightly faster, technology used in the NBA to track more metrics about players, and gas prices dropping!
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Losing the Lottery
This week we tell stories of people who won the lottery but lost it all, how Gen Z is using Tik Tok more than Google to search for things, and Brian does a round of Would You Rather!
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Lottery Anniversary & Skittles Controversy
This week we celebrate the 40th anniversary of the Washington State Lottery, discuss a new Skittles lawsuit, and tell you all about some weird news!
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Mariners Win Streak & NBA Zags Meet
We're back this week to talk about the Mariners winning streak, the NBA Zags meet up, and Prime Day results!
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EPISODE 200
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The Wheels are Falling Off!
We hope everyone had a great 4th of July! This week we talk about the hot dog eating contest, Toyota's electric car recall because of tires falling off, how houseplants can boost your mood, and finally, some facts about ice cream because July is National Ice Cream Month!
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Missing Cats & The NBA Draft
This week we discuss our weekend, talk about a great way to donate to the Hydrocephalus Walk without spending a cent, last week's NBA draft, and a sustainable brand called Blueland!
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The World Cup is coming to Seattle
This week we discuss how long it takes for different items to decompose, give a recap of the NBA finals, and talk about the exciting new news of Seattle being a 2026 World Cup host city!
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Waist Deep in Chocolate
This week we discuss a gas station glitch, the rising age of politicians, and a news story that reminded us of a Willy Wonka experience, but in real life!
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Zag News & 2012 Prom Tunes
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Star Wars & Sounders
This weekend was Brian's birthday! On this episode we talk about what we did to celebrate, as well as give an NBA Playoffs update, talk about Amazon's new brick and mortar clothing store, and rattle off some random facts about the human body.
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Dunking on the Short Hoop
On this week's episode we talk about a company we saw on Shark Tank, discuss the birthday paradox and the most and least popular days to have a birthday, and talk about some upcoming movie releases!
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4 Year Podcast Anniversary
It's our 4 year podcast anniversary!!!! On this episode we talk about some of our podcast analytics, give an NBA Playoffs update, and play a game of The Price is Right since inflation has increased the prices of everything lately!
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Sounders Wins & Currency Trends
On this week's episode we talk about the Sounders historic win, break down currency trends from around the world, and discuss a man who has been working at the same company for 84 years!
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