Say What You Mean Podcast
By Say What You Mean Podcast
Say What You Mean PodcastJan 31, 2019
EP308: Participation Trophies
White collar crimes, sports, roasts, and championships. Enjoy!
EP307: He The Jury
The guys witness a horrifying event at lunch and Jake is selected for jury duty. Enjoy!
EP306: Jake Thoughts 5.0
What is Jake thinking about on his high horse today?... Well, listen and find out.
EP305: Industrialized House Plants
EP304: Hey Now, You're An Allstar
On this episode, Jake and Geoff chat about their childhood sports and activities, sports psychology, overbearing parents, cultural changes in parenting and sports, and a sprinkle of Star Wars appreciation and critiques. Enjoy!
EP303: Keep It Fresh, Homies
Geoff is a grumpy old man being rejected by Earth, Jake breaks down parenting pressures and judgement, and the two celebrate the peaks and valleys of Disney owning certain media, TikTok controversy, monopolies, government regulations on social media, and disinformation. Enjoy!
EP302: Could Be Worse. Not Sure How, but it Could Be.
Happy Opening Day of Baseball to all those who celebrate. More Am-I-The-Ahole stories. Get ready for two wild ones!
And what is going on with Latino voters in this election? Two white guys with a podcast break it all down.
EP301: It's Not Me, It's You.
EP300: Foot, Fist, Way To Go Team!
Jake and Geoff welcome a special guest, chat about Jake's photography, feet in public spaces, and play a very special game to celebrate episode 300. Enjoy!
EP299.5: You Got Anymore of that.... Serotonin?
Why is it so loud in here... oh that's just Jake's brain. Jake saw Liz Cheney speak and caught up with an old friend. And some other shenanigans.
EP299: Who Do You Trust?
Hubba Hubba Hubba, Money, Money Money. Who do you trust?
EP298: Killers, Cats & Crooks
True Crime, serial killers, psychology, and charging the rich! Enjoy!
EP297: Bias by Us
Roses are red, violets are blue, both Donald Trump and Hitler attempted a coup.
EP296: A Plastic Bag Drifting Through The Wind
In the words of Katy Perry, " Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?" The lyricism of Katy's hit single ring throughout this episode... like if you drop a plastic bag outside, maybe pick it up? Don't be a POS. Channeling our inner emptiness can help us push through something difficult, like climbing a mountain. Sometimes, if you just don't think and float along, the next thing you know, "hey, I'm on top of a mountain!" And lastly, I can't think of a better metaphor for the current republican party- a useless piece of trash filled with hot air, blotting the landscape.
Enjoy, you POS's
EP295: On The Road Again
Conquering mountains, intrusive thoughts, difficult words, Tangled, some history on Abraham Lincoln and the Civil War, and waiting patiently for the justice system to do it's thing! Enjoy!
EP294: Tipping The Scales
Dealing with tough crap, brain trusts, weighing our choices and their impacts, comparing industries, and throwing fairness to bias out the window. Enjoy!
EP293: The Party's Over
EP292: You Gotta Take Care of Your Chicken and Your Mentals
In the great words of Marshawn Lynch, "You've got to take care of your chicken and your mentals." Mental health is important. How do we handle it? Then, a talk about knowledge and intelligence.
EP291: The Cutco Equivalent of College Degrees
What is wrong with higher education? Did Jake and Geoff get roped into the Cutco equivalent of college degrees? And can we all just take a step back and be pragmatic?
EP290: We Shot the White Elephant.
Recapping Christmas. White Elephant is the dumb. And a talk about how we can look at each other differently.
EP289: Put the White Elephant Out to Pasture
EP288: The "I Give Up" Starter Pack
EP287: Honda Odesseys Can Go Straight to Hell
EP286: That's A Wrap?
Heed these warnings: Don't join a cult & save the union. But also, make sure you share your Spotify 2023 Wrapped! ENJOY!
EP285: Too Many People
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Uber drivers, hiking goals, rollercoasters ruin everything, everyone loves tacos, basking in Blazer misery, and mind-blowing semantics. Enjoy!
EP284: A Lil' Faschy
EP283: Gotta Do It For The Kids
Mission Impossible, Friends, Actors who are limited to TV, Robots in sports, creating art, Artificial Intelligence, and more!
EP281: Apologize To No One
Sleepovers, death seeking toddlers & day care, Halloween, Harry Potter, food stamps, social programs, corporate greed, Orientalism, seeking self validation in others and connecting over food. Enjoy!
EP280: Don't Forget Your Pants
Single moment anxiety, meeting celebrities in the wild, plans for July, memories, signatures, life filtered through a screen, reality tv, more event etiquette, transplants, out of towners, and U.S. Representatives who do nothing. Enjoy!
EP279: Kickin' Kats
New space, eating lunch alone, the separate lives we live, big Kats & kicking cats, and the Top 5 films of the 2000s. Enjoy!
EP278: What's Going On?
A baby, a wedding, a war, and growth. Enjoy!
EP277: Dance With Me
Join Geoff as he explores gnarly videos on the internet, why we care about what we care about, marrying his favorite couple, choosing a favorite dog, and more! Enjoy!
EP276: The Future Freaks Me Out
Betty, it's so hard to relate
To the whole human race
I don't know where to begin
I don't know where to begin
EP275: Learning How To Human
Don't even bother reading the description. You're gonna want to hear this and you're going to want to share it. Enjoy!
EP274: Going Solo
On this episode, Geoff and Jake discuss the god damn Jets, dinner etiquette, arriving at closing, pop punk bands, and Jake's first show. Enjoy!
EP273: Hollywood Plants
On this episode, Geoff and Jake have a mental health check-in, discuss historically inaccurate films, sad endings, Swifties, dirty hippies and their aliens, and the primitive species on Earth. Enjoy!
EP272: Kissin' Frogs
On this episode, Jake and Geoff discuss big moons, weird people, NY Jets fandom, early pumpkin season, mental health & therapy, weighty gritty shows & film, jailing political opponents, advocating for oldies in the government and more! Enjoy!
EP271: Let 'Em Lose!
On this episode, Jake and Geoff discuss the rear end, the Republican display of loyalty, hijacking the party, policy sustainability, ensuring America First, and they bring back Geoff Lopez presents Jake's Top 5. Enjoy!
EP270: Remember The Alamo
On this episode, Geoff and Jake discuss the sleepy and hungry Big Brother contestant, SBD's & the stinky kid, Geoff is evil, donut fad & facts, and all the Trump charges. Enjoy!
EP269: Good Times at the End of Times
On this episode, Jake and Geoff discuss selfish humans, wild fires in Maui, a bit of Hawaiian history, climate change, caring about the future, and they introduce Geoff Lopez Presents Jake's Top 5. Enjoy!
EP268: Devout Loyalty
On this episode, Jake and Geoff chat about the Jets, the NBA team who shall not be named, baby geniuses, Trump News, Twitter, and communism/capitalism. Enjoy!
EP267: To The Stars
On this episode, Geoff and Jake encourage you all to vote! They then discuss the UFO hearing, weird people in public, old politicians, economics, centralized wealth, buying homes, Elon sucks, Bronny's heart attack, gerrymandering and defying the Supreme Court. Enjoy!
EP266: Neither Seen Nor Heard
Together again, the boys chat about types of underwear, recapping vacations in Hawaii and Montana, Seattle is worse than Portland, assaults for clout, people are out of pocket worldwide, red flags in friendships, veteran support, machismo clothing and nationalism. Enjoy!
EP265: Load Shot
On this special episode, Jake and Geoff discuss the greatest songs of all time, favorite smells, greatest books of all time, going commando, and what should happen with their bodies when they're dead? Weekend at Geoffrey's? Enjoy!
EP264: Darkness Rising
On this episode, Jake rescues Geoff, they hate fireworks, there's more coke in the Whitehouse, Dark Brandon is rising, Twitter is a disaster, we're all getting down with the sickness, and where are all the punk rock shows? Enjoy!
EP263: Who Does Jake Hate the Most?
EP262: Iron Your Shirt
On this episode Jake and Geoff discuss the franchise that has caused the most hurt, first Father's Day, punk rock plans, angry rich white guy, angry rich orange guy, and things they struggled to grasp. Enjoy!
EP261: Milk & Honey
On this episode, Jake and Geoff discuss Geoff's surgery and his attempt to stay awake, video game movies, bad actors, and watching movies through a new lens. They then chat about body shaming, balding, double standards, and reparations, US history, civil rights and social justice. Enjoy!
EP260: Where Do You Get Off?
It's been 5 years! On this episode, Geoff and Jake discussing abandoning the Portland Trailblazers, off-limit jokes, hecklers again, Geoff is sensitive, parenting styles, books, and guidelines vs. rules. They then discuss the potential Portland Serial Killer, perceived safety, anarchy and garbage, pomeranians, dog ownership and Jake tells Geoff an embarrassing story...or two? Enjoy!
EP259: You Don't Like Money?
On this episode, Geoff and Jake discuss humans in Yellowstone, animal instincts, a mosquito's love for Latino blood, medical gaslighting and panic attacks, car shopping experiences, and soft power, debt ceilings, and chauvinist doctors. This is what Geoff sounds like shirtless. Enjoy!