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ScaryTown

ScaryTown

By Janice Magazine 989737
The highly-anticipated serialized fiction podcast from the creators of Janice magazine. Join our fearless narrator on his journey through a town where nothing makes sense and everything can be explained away by a Deus Ex Machina. The more you think you know, the less you want to know. It's not just any old spooky town, it's...ScaryTown.
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The Guy Who Invented Capitalism
Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / Starring Betsy Kenney, Josh Sharp, Aaron Jackson, Matthew Brian Cohen, Amos Vernon, Ryan Haney / Music by: Kevin MacLeod, YACHT.
21:03
December 11, 2018
A Big, Echo-y Arena Built Primarily For Hockey and Basketball
Stories from Scarytown. More Doghouse, restaurant reviews, and more town council meetings. Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / Starring: Ryan Haney, Jonathan Braylock, Matthew Brian Cohen, Caroline Cotter, Natasha Vaynblat, Monique Moses, Alex French / Music by: Kevin MacLeod, DJ Spooky, Mported Flows, Dee Yan-Key, Silent Carrion.
19:31
December 04, 2018
That Human Twang
Stories from Scarytown. Messages to aliens, Turing tests, and more cooking shows. Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / Starring: Sarah Grace Welbourn, Yoni Lotan, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Amos Vernon, Mike Lane, Monique Moses, Alex French, Natasha Vaynblat, Jonathan Braylock, Betsy Kenney, X Mayo  / Music by: Kevin MacLeod, David Szesztay, Phish, Scott Holmes
20:44
November 27, 2018
New Blood, Same Ol' Bad Boy Attitude
Stories from Scarytown. Keggers in the woods, blood drives, and more Haunted Hayrides. Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring: Josh Sharp, Aaron Jackson, Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, Alex French, Cory Palmer, Natasha Vaynblat, Betsy Kenney, Caroline Cotter, Mike Lane, Mary Sasson, Amos Vernon, Brennan Lee Mulligan / music by: Kevin MacLeod, Haunted Corpse.
19:40
November 20, 2018
Teachers Are Everyday Heroes
Stories from ScaryTown. Town council meetings, underwear fashion shows, and more Lazarus the Amazing Medium. Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney. Starring: Matthew Brian Cohen, Caroline Cotter, Betsy Kenney, Natasha Vaynblat, Alex French, Monique Moses, Ryan Haney, Yoni Lotan, Cory Palmer, Sarah Grace Welbourn. Music by: Kevin MacLeod, Pierlo, Lil' Uzi Vert, Harry Styles, The Killers, The Soggy Bottom Boys, Eagle Eye Cherry, Alessia Cara, Sara Afonso, Tri-Tachyon.
27:44
November 13, 2018
I Did My Best and I Have No Regrets
Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney. Starring: Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, Monique Moses, Alex French, Natasha Vaynblat, Jonathan Braylock, Betsy Kenney, X Mayo, Caroline Cotter. Music by: Kevin MacLeod, Scott Holmes, Hadokowa, DJ Spooky, Mported Flows.
24:07
November 06, 2018
The General Notion of Car Ownership
Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney. Starring: Yoni Lotan, Sarah Grace Welbourn, Cory Palmer, Monique Moses, Mike Lane, Mary Sasson, Josh Sharp, Aaron Jackson. Music by: Kevin MacLeod, Sara Afonso, Tri-Tachyon, David Szesztay, Haunted Corpse.
22:41
October 30, 2018
Total Request Janice? Janice Request Live? Whatever.
In which our narrator travels through time because at this point, why not? Written and created by Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, Mary Sasson, Betsy Kenny, Michael Gardner, Danny Cymbal, and Dennis Curlett / music by Kevin MacLeod.
20:25
October 18, 2017
The Stimulation
In which our narrator meets the evil mastermind behind everything, and is disappointed by the reveal. Written and created by Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, Mary Sasson, and Betsy Kenny / music by Kevin MacLeod.
23:33
October 18, 2017
A 90’s Kid in Space
In which our narrator is in space for some reason, and the shocking truth about ScaryTown is revealed. Written and created by Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, and Mary Sasson / music by Kevin MacLeod.
21:39
October 18, 2017
Betrayed! I Guess?
In which our narrator encounters ghosts from his past - not literally, of course. But it’s almost as dumb. Written and created by Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, and Mary Sasson / music by Kevin MacLeod.
17:22
October 18, 2017
Empty NEST
In which our narrator learns of the Resistance, and a plan is hatched. Written and created by Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, and Mary Sasson / music by Kevin MacLeod.
23:17
October 18, 2017
The Butterman Butts In
In which our narrator follows his soon to be ex-girlfriend into the awful world of ScaryTown. Written and created by Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, and Mary Sasson / music by Kevin MacLeod.
13:24
October 18, 2017
Welcome to ScaryTown
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01:04
October 11, 2017