Scatterbrain Podcast
By Scatterbrain Podcast
Scatterbrain PodcastMar 16, 2022
Episode 184 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Replicant In A Hole
Welcome! It's episode 184!
Season five continues with a tale of survival. Survival in the face of greed and violence. It's a sad, but ultimately inspiring story of one man's fight to survive alone in the Amazon - decades after his entire tribe was wiped out by settlers.
We start the episode with some banter, then we review Replicant's new album, "Infinite Mortality".
Thanks for listening Scatterbrains!
Catch us on Instagram, Facebook, and ( ugh ) "X".
We are on most platforms, so listen to us wherever you consume podcasts.
(c)2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Teaser No.21 Episode 70
Archive No.21 is a clip from Episode 70. We talk about the nefarious deeds of the C.I.A. Mostly the morally defunct agency selling cocaine and getting the inner cities hooked on crack. You know, for the good of society.
Enjoy!
(c)2021;2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast With Guest Host Spidey ( Vol. V )
This is the 5th installment with Spidey hosting, and he is PISSED! Listen and find out why.
(c)2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always, Stanley. You never let me down. You will always be the best friend I have ever had, or will ever have again. I miss you every day... still.
Scatterbrain Podcast: Archive Teaser No.20 Episode 69
SBPC Archive Teaser #20 is a clip from Episode 69, "MK Ultra". Enjoy!
(c)2021; 2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Episode 183 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Atrophy Of A Miracle
Scatterbrain Podcast Episode 183 is about the "Miracle Of the Sun" event in 1917 in Fatima, Portugal.
First off however, we review the new album by Tucson's Atrophy, "Asylum". This is their third album, but their first new material in 34 years!
Then, we discuss the tens of thousands of people who gathered in a field hoping to witness a miracle. What they witnessed brought them to their knees, but was it really a miracle, or something else?
Thanks for listening!
(c) 2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Episode No. 19 Episode 66
This is Archive No. 19, taken from Episode 66, "Shakal Returns!".
This is one of the funniest bits we've ever done. Our friend Rodrigo ( from the Brazilian band Mofo ) joins us for a game show of sorts, and hilarity ensues.
(c)2021, 2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Episode 182 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Octopi Leave No Skeletal Waste
Welcome to Scatterbrain Podcast Episode 182!
Dan and Ian review Municipal Waste's "Tango and Thrash", and So Cal's Death-Metal masters Skeletal Remains new album "Fragments of the Ageless".
Then, we talk about the weirdest intelligent animal on planet Earth: the Octopus.
Thanks for listening everyone!
(c)2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast: With Guest Hosts Spidey and Bob, Vol: 4
The 'Brains were feeling a bit "under the weather" last week, so Phil stepped up and called Bob and they slapped something together last minute for us. Talk about true friends helping someone in need out! Thanks boys! We owe you guys for all the hard work!
Scatterbrain Podcast will be back with an all new episode soon! Thanks for hanging tough with us!
Oh yeah, I think they gab about Oppenheimer or something. Maybe it's Barbie... I dunno. Enjoy!
(c)2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast: All Skits, Clips, Music, and Shorts ( No Filler )
Two hours of nonsense. We're sorry...
COMEDY:
1) Band Names/Song Titles
2) Corny Drama
3) Golfing Story
4) Musings Of An Old Man
5) ( 22 min ) Shitty Wit Part 1
6) ( 25:30 ) List Of Nick-Names
7) ( 26:28 ) Shitty Wit Part 2
8) ( 30:12 ) The Leg
MUSIC:
9) ( 32:30 ) Kitchen Sink Drumming
10) ( 35:05 ) Carn-Evil ( SBPC Intro )
11) ( 35:29 ) GFY X-Mas
12) ( 36 min. ) Memories
13) ( 38:28 ) Mouth-Tro
14) ( 39 min. ) Natas
15) ( 42:33 ) Nothing Really Matters
16) ( 44:48 ) Crazy Song
17) ( 45:16 ) You Fucking Prick
18) ( 45:35 ) You and Me and Heywood Jablowme
SKITS and SHORTS:
19) ( 47:15 ) My Best Friend Satan - Parts 1 - 4
20) ( 1:01:37 ) MBFS: The Thanksgiving Guest
21) ( 1:17:37 ) Check The Mirror
22) ( 1:20:11 ) Deadline
23) ( 1:23:05 ) Fog
24) ( 1:29:56 ) Human: First and Last
25) ( 1:31:06 ) Low
26) ( 1:33:25 ) Red Rot
27) ( 1:34:44 ) With Guilt and Shame
28) ( 1:39:19 ) The Toxic Angry Victim
UFOs:
29) ( 1:41:13 ) The Collective
30) ( 1:43:10 ) Council 9 of 4
31) ( 1:47:07 ) Deny Inside
32) ( 1:50:55 ) Ian's 2014 UFO Encounter Audio
33) ( 1:56:25 ) Quantas
(c) 2020; 2024 Ian Mesplay/Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Episode 181 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Boundless UFOs & A Bolt of Dust
Scatterbrain Podcast Episode 181 is a good one!
We review two German bands: first off is Dust Bolt's new album "Sound & Fury", and then the new banger from Boundless Chaos, "Sinister Upheaval".
Then, we delve into some trippy UFO sightings and video recordings of giant rotating pyramids that were seen hovering over The Pentagon AND The Kremlin. You think they are trying to send humanity a message?
Thank you for listening everyone!
(c) 2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Now in color!
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.18 Episode 64
Archive Teaser No. 18 is from Episode 64, "Seeing Ghosts". Ian's beloved Stanley is talked about in this clip, which was hard for Ian to hear. But, sweet memories emerged. 28 months later, he is still deeply missed.
(c) 2021; 2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast: With Guest Hosts Spidey and Bob, Vol: 3
Spidey and Bob return again to talk about... well... Bob, actually. Then, after they go through a brief history of Satan, they touch on the various schoolyard alien encounters through the ages.
Read the book "Schoolyard UFO Encounters", by Preston Dennett for more in-depth information on 100 UFO encounters by school children.
This was A LOT of work to complete, so we hope you enjoy this episode.
(c) 2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.17 Episode 59
Archive Teaser No. 17 is from Episode 59, "Beers, Balls, and UFOs". A very interesting tale. Enjoy!
(c) 2021, 2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.16: Episode 57
SBPC Archive Teaser No. 16 is taken from Episode 57, "Extremophiles".
*Sorry about the glitch everyone! Everything is now as it should be.
Enjoy!
(c) 2021;2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Episode 180 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Extraordinary Claims Require Extraordinary Evidence
Welcome to Episode 180 of Scatterbrain Podcast. If you have heard that quote before, then you know who Carl Sagan was. The problem with that quote is that there is ( and has been ) mountains of evidence that the UFO Phenomenon is real, and the fact is that even proof would not be good enough to those die-hard debunkers who refuse to use logic, and continue to live in paralyzing fear of their reality.
First, we review the new album, "SmashBlaster", by Florida's thrashy Smash 'Em Up.
Then, we delve into the nearly three years of crystal-clear video taken between 2007-2009 in Turkey showing what appears to be a literal flying saucer hovering over the sea. But, extraordinary evidence doesn't actually count after all, we've come to surmise.
(c)2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Episode 179 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Omnivortex of Terror
Welcome to Season 5, Vol. II, Episode 179.
We talk about what's current in our lives ( sort of ), a NASA/space update, and some obligatory metal news.
Then we review the album "Circulate", from Finland's Omnivortex.
Finally, we go in-depth about "The Kelly Cahill Encounter".
Australia, 1993, Kelly Cahill, her husband, a four other strangers had a truly terrifying encounter with alien beings.
Thanks for listening everyone!
You can find us on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter or at scatterbrainpodsd@outlook.com.
(c) 2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
*End interview is Kelly Cahill in her own words. Recorded circa 1999.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.15: Episode 51
Archive No. 15 is a clip from Episode 51: "Poltergeists". Enjoy!
(c) 2021;2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Episode 178 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Season Five Premier and the Chilean Timeslip Mystery
Welcome to our SEASON 5 PREMIER! It's Episode 178!
We start season five off strong with some reminiscing about the pod-past, bitching a little about some of the headaches that 2023 "gifted" us, some random space news, and the obligatory metal banter.
Then, we dive right into our main topic, and it's a good one! Good and confusing! "The Chilean Timeslip Mystery", is what we are calling it. Also known as "The Armando Valdes UFO Encounter", or "The Abduction of Armando Valdes."
On April 25th, 1977 in Pampa Lluscuma, Chile, something strange happened to Cpl. Valdes in front of his men that was truly unexplainable and unsettling. He says it happened, then it didn't happen, then some of it happened, then that he would tell all in his book... which was never published. Only leaving everyone with more questions. Except for his men. His men who were there and witnessed the terrifying events. They have never wavered with their version of the incident, leaving no doubt that SOMETHING happened to Cpl. Valdes. Something that he, himself, did not want to face or accept.
Thanks to our core army of loyal listeners! We know who you are, and appreciate all of you! And if you are new to the madness... WELCOME! We will grow on you. We promise.
(c)2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast: Spidey and Bob Return!
Spidey and Bob return to fill in for The 'Brains while they are on holiday break to discuss The Pascagoula Abductions, and the strange tale of Don Decker. Enjoy!
Happy New Year everyone!
(c)2023;2024 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Episode 177 - Scatterbrain Podcast: 2023 Year-End Review
Season 4 of Scatterbrain Podcast is in the books!
For the year-end review 2023, we trimmed all of the fat: no special guests or individual album re-reviews. Only our official AOTY, runner-up, and 3rd, 4th, and 5th favorite albums will be discussed. Also, some random metal banter and scattered thoughts.
Episode 177 is the last episode of 2023, so enjoy!
We'll be back with a new episode on January 10, 2024 to kick off Season 5 - for the love of heavy music and high-strangeness!
Thanks for listening, Scatterbrains!
Happy New Year, and be good to one another. We appreciate you all!
(c)2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Audiobook: The Universal Beings - Vol.4
A Scatterbrain Podcast Audiobook: The Universal Beings - Vol.4; Chapters 37 - 45 ( Epilogue ).
Happy Holidays everyone! This is our Christmas gift to you!
The positive response to this short story has been a happy surprise, and is very much appreciated! Thank you!
(c)2023 by Ian Mesplay/Scatterbrain Productions.
No reproduction without permission.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.14: Episode 44
Archive Teaser No. 14 is taken from Episode 44, "The Allagash Abductions". Enjoy!
(c) 2020;2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Scatterbrain Podcast Audiobook: The Universal Beings - Vol.3
A Scatterbrain Podcast Audiobook: The Universal Beings - Vol.3; Chapters 28 - 36.
(c)2023 by Ian Mesplay.
Always.
Episode 176 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Dr. Seuss and The Grinch
On this episode we talk about The Grinch.
Dr. Seuss created The Grinch without a flinch.
He came out of World War 2 knowing just what to do:
"I could create children's books in a pinch!"
His wife encouraged him to no end.
Told him to grab his paper and a pen.
He wrote and drew every day, to no one's dismay...
Then created eggs, a cat, and a Grinch.
Enjoy Episode #176, everyone!
Happy Holidays, and be kind to one another... or we'll fucking kill you!
(c)2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Merry Christmas, Stanley. I will always miss you...
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.13: Episode 43
Archive Teaser No.13 is from Episode 43, "The Drake Equation". Interesting topic, indeed. Just backtrack and listen to the episode in full. The intro is riotous idiocy that alone is worth the listen.
Thanks for listening, everyone!
Always.
Episode 175 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Fermentor Returns!
Scatterbrain Podcast welcomes back San Diego-based duo Fermentor ( Dylan Marks and Adam Wollach ) to Episode 175!
Their new album, "Mind Meld", will be released Friday Dec., 1st, 2023. Do yourself a favor and check it out!
We talk about recording their new album, their writing process, playing live, and their numerous other musical endeavors ( Beekeeper, Atheist, etc... ).
We always enjoy talking with Dylan and Adam. Good guys, great guests, and very talented musicians.
The best part about doing Scatterbrain Podcast? The numerous artists and musicians we've met from all over the world that we are happy to now consider our friends. Best paycheck we could ask for.
Thanks for listening, everyone! We truly appreciate you, our listeners. Be good to each other.
(c) 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Available everywhere. Literally everywhere. Even X.
Always.
Episode 174 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Hockey, eh?
Welcome to Scatterbrain Podcast Episode 174, eh?
This week we talk about the origins and history of one of the greatest team sports of all time: Ice Hockey
Join us as we learn about the origins of hockey as well as some interesting facts about the most sought-after trophy in the game: The Stanley Cup
We're on the final homestretch of the year and of Season 4 of SBP - Whether you've been listening since the beginning or this is your first episode, thank you.
"Scatterbrain Podcast, with Ian and Dan: Subscribe, listen, and share!"
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.12: Episode 37
It's Archive Teaser #12! Taken from episode 37 way back in 2020, this is called "History of Halloween". Enjoy!
(c)2020; 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Scatterbrain Podcast Audiobook: The Universal Beings - Vol. 2
A Scatterbrain Podcast Audiobook: The Universal Beings - Vol. 2; Chapters 19 - 27.
(c)2023 by Ian Mesplay.
Always.
Episode 173 - Scatterbrain Podcast: The Power of Metal, Vol. 5
Welcome to Scatterbrain Podcast Episode 173!
Sometimes you just need to "go with it". What was supposed to be an episode geared towards a different topic ended up being a conversation about music.
We talk about "Devilish", the latest from Torture Squad, "Shades of Sorrow" from Crypta, "Common Suffering" from Harms Way, and more.
What are you doing reading this description? Just listen... the Power of Metal compels you.
Whether this is the first SBP episode you've listened to, or your 100th, thank you for your support.
"Scatterbrain Podcast, with Ian and Dan - Subscribe, Listen, and Share!"
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No. 11: Episode 35
Archive Teaser No. 11 is taken from Episode 35: The Simulation Hypothesis. One of Ian's favorite episodes, we hope you just go back right now and give the whole episode a listen. Twice! It's a mind-fuck!
Thanks for listening!
( c ) 2020; 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
I still think about and miss you everyday...
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Audiobook: The Universal Beings - Vol. 1
A Scatterbrain Podcast Audiobook: The Universal Beings - Vol. 1; Chapters 1 - 18.
(c) 2023 by Ian Mesplay.
Dedicated to my beloved Universal Being.
Always.
(c) 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Episode 172 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Banter Vol. 11
Welcome to Episode 172: Banter Vol. 11.
We babble about everything from the JWT's new discoveries, the strange case of The Robot Grandma, to the insanity of climbing Mount Everest. Unscripted and virtually unedited.
Thanks for listening!
Available on most platforms that support podcasts, as well as Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, I guess. For now, anyway.
(c) 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No. 10: Episode 33
Archive Teaser No. 10 is from Episode 33, "The Betz Sphere".
Enjoy! It's a good one!
(c) 2020, 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Episode 171 - Scatterbrain Podcast: The Program Almost Failed
Welcome to Scatterbrain Podcast Episode 171!
Once again, we narrowly averted disaster; our pre-recording program (protocol) almost failed us and we almost lost this episode in the ether. But fear not, faithful Scatterbrain, all is not lost.
This week, we are joined by musician Dan Mills to talk about his new music project, Programmed. Programmed recently released a new album called "Control + Alter + Delete". Dan tells us about the inspiration behind the project and the process of recording and producing the album.
If you enjoy thrash, industrial, and/or death metal, this is definitely worth checking out.
Thank you for listening! Please don't forget to like/share/review on your favorite platforms.
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Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No. 9: Episode 25
Archive No. 9 is from Episode 25: "The Phoenix Lights".
Thanks for listening everyone!
(c)2020; 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Episode 170 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Gold Can Be Such A Cruel Force
Welcome to Episode 170, pardners! There's gold in them thar hills! Episode 170 is chock full of golden nuggets of interesting information: we talk a little bit about our new recording schedule, working ourselves to death, and then we review the new album, "Dawn Of The Axe" by German thrashers Cruel Force.
Then, Ian surprises Dan with, "20 Questions: Bullshit/I Believe It!"
Finally, our main topic is about The California Gold Rush. But, we also discuss the Carolina and Yukon Gold Rushes, as well as what gold actually is, and what makes it so valuable and sought after.
This episode is golden! As good as gold! Worth it's weight in gold! Thanks for listening everyone! Our listeners are gold to us... ok, I'll stop.
SHANGHIGHED! IT JUST NOW CAME TO ME! IT'S CALLED "BEING SHANGHIGHED!" Whew! That's been driving me crazy.
(c) 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.8: Episode 23
Archive Teaser No. 8 is from episode 23: The Travis Walton Abduction. Listening to this brought back a lot of memories of that period in our lives, and where we were as a podcast. Hope you enjoy the blast from the past.
(c) 2020; 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Episode 169 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Cicada 3301
This week, we talk about the self-titled debut album from the British thrash band Brainslug.
Then, we get into a very interesting discussion about an Internet mystery called "Cicada 3301". Merging the virtual world with the physical world, those responsible have yet to be identified. This topic really got us thinking about all sorts of possibilities. We'd love to hear what you think - Drop us a message on Instagram or Twitter.
Thanks for listening!
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Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.7: Episode 21
Great, great, great episode! Episode 21 was about crop circles, but it had so much more! You might as well just stop here and go back and listen to the full episode. It's that good!
(c)2020, 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Episode 168 - Scatterbrain Podcast: HAARP
Welcome to episode 168.
We cover a lot of ground in this episode. From Voyagers 1 & 2, Power Trip, our review of Oregon's Torture Rack, this week's main topic: HAARP, and finally our deep love and respect for an amazing American.
Thank you all for listening!
(c) 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No. 6: Episode 20
Archive Teaser No. 6 is from Episode 20, "Space Probes". Enjoy!
Scatterbrain Productions (c)2020, 2023.
Always.
Episode 167 - Scatterbrain Podcast: The Terrifying UFO Encounter of Mario Woods
Welcome to Episode 167: The Mario Woods Encounter.
We have a really interesting tale for you this week. Mario Woods testified to congress recently about his abduction by four frightening entities from the nuclear weapons launch site he was stationed as security at back in 1977 ( UFOs and nuclear launch sites... sound familiar? ).
I really should not write anything more, because you really need to hear his story!
Enjoy, Scatterbrains!
(c)2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No. 5: Episode 14
Archive Teaser No. 5 is a clip from Episode 14, "Panspermia". Enjoy!
Scatterbrain Production (c) 2020, 2023.
Always.
Episode 166 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Andre From Korvak II: Duality Of Interviews
Scatterbrain Podcast welcomes back singer/bassist Andre from Brazil's ultra-talented Korvak on episode 166.
We talk about their new album, "II - World's Duality", and the process of writing, recording and mixing the album, as well as the duality within the album itself.
Korvak merch and CD's through Instagram and Facebook.
Also, check out Korvak's 2019 self-titled album. These guys are next-level musicians!
"Scatterbrain Podcast with Ian and Dan" is (c) 2023 by Scatterbrain Productions and can be found on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, as well as your favorite platform that supports podcasts.
Thanks for listening everyone! Especially you!
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast: A Serious Message From Ian On The Affordable Housing Crisis
Affordable housing has basically become non-existent in America, and has indeed become an issue world-wide ( see Spain ). How can it be fixed? Which of these so-called "humanitarian" billionaires is going to do something truly good and right for us proles who slaved to help make them rich? Yeah, right! They're too busy building rockets and convincing morons that they are geniuses to do anything truly worthwhile with their influence and money. Welcome to Earth.
"...and we wonder why the aliens don't just land and say hello..."
- George Carlin.
(c)2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.4: Episode 8
This is from one of our funniest episodes, Episode 8, about a guy and the insane car he built for an insane cross country trip... non-stop... twice! Enjoy!
Scatterbrain Productions (c) 2020,2023
Always.
Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.3: Episode 7
Archive No.3 is a clip from episode 7: "Alien Life and Humanity's Place in the Cosmos".
Enjoy!
(c)2020, 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always.
Episode 165 - Scatterbrain Podcast: Amusement Parks Disasters with Marianne
This week, we are joined by our friend Marianne from Death is Everything Podcast to talk about amusement park disasters: the strange, the horrible, the ugly.
Most people assume they are relatively safe when riding a roller coaster or other attraction. Unfortunately, this is not always the case. Though unfortunate, some amusement park disasters are due to negligence but some are due to, well...idiocy. Survival of the fittest and all that jazz.
Join us for this wild ride!
Thanks for listening, Scatterbrains.
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Scatterbrain Podcast Archive Teaser No.2: Episode 6
No. 2 of our Archive Series is a clip from Episode 6: "Ian's UFO Sighting and Jesus the Alien". This is the episode where we feel we were starting to get more comfortable and finding our voice.
We bring you Archive No. 2: Episode 6. Enjoy!
(c)2020, 2023 Scatterbrain Productions.
Always, Stanley. Always and every day I miss you. Still and forever, my beloved boy.