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No New Friends Podcast

No New Friends Podcast

By No New Friends Podcast

The Podcast for Adults who Love to Laugh at Adulting. The Good, the bad, and the funny! Sprinkle in a bit of pop culture, strange news, theme park stuff, and other shenanigans!
No New Friends Podcast has been named a finalist for Mainline Marketing's Florida's Finest Podcast, and Orlando Weekly's Best Local Podcast in the Best of Orlando Competition. Website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com
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Confirmed: Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield in Spider-man 3

No New Friends PodcastNov 15, 2021

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01:03:04
Adulting Tip #121: It's half Price if you do it Yourself

Adulting Tip #121: It's half Price if you do it Yourself

Chris had to do some major tree work.  At his size what could go wrong.  Scott York from www.seeamericatours.net joins us to talk about the Night Watchmen Ghost tour in St. Augustine, FL.  for 25% off use the promo code NNF.  Another Halloween top 10, more FL man Jersey Man, Buba Jobe TNF update and much much more.  Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #adulting #timber #ghosttours #staugustine #oldestcity #podcast #podcastreccomendations

Oct 23, 202201:13:40
Adulting Tip # 120: Anything can be a Sex Robot

Adulting Tip # 120: Anything can be a Sex Robot

In this Episode the gang is visited by the legendary Buba Jobe.  Chris bought a new office and brought along a security Robot.  Scott had a Billion Dollar Idea while sleeping.  Another top 10 Halloween list, Jersy Man/Florida Man, and Much more!  Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Pateron www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #sexrobot, #cliffnotes #floridaman #jerseyman.

Oct 16, 202201:06:21
Adulting tip #119: Calories DO Count During a Hurricane
Oct 09, 202201:10:10
Adulting Tip #118: Don't eat all the Hurricane Snacks
Oct 02, 202201:04:46
Adulting Tip #117: Don't Dismantle the Hermit Crab
Sep 25, 202201:07:19
London Bridge has Fallen Down
Sep 18, 202201:09:13
I see Dead People
Sep 11, 202251:23
Confiscating the Porn

Confiscating the Porn

In this Episode Mary had some super funny stories to tell about her kids. Scott had an awkward encounter. Chris went to Atlantic City. And Ryan brings us a new game Jersey Man vs Florida Man. Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com check out our sweet merch join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits. Don't forget you have till October 31st to #sharetheshow and 12/21 for the Journey of Merch. Check us out on www.newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
Sep 04, 202201:03:51
School Yard PTSD
Aug 28, 202256:12
Got a Full Moon waiting for my Blue Moon

Got a Full Moon waiting for my Blue Moon

Scott and his wife had a staycation at Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge, where Scott got a nice treat. Our new sponsor Jeff Kaufman from the Law Offices of Kaufman and Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com joins us in a super funny segment. Finally Mary had to get a Drug Test!!!! To connect with us on social media, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse and become a friend with benefits visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
Aug 21, 202201:15:36
Dangling the Sex Carrot
Aug 14, 202253:15
Harambe Caused the Allergies
Aug 07, 202255:48
Lookin Like a Fool With Your Pants on the Ground
Jul 31, 202247:36
Moonshine, Martinis, and Meth
Jul 24, 202201:10:46
Spoiler Alert
Jul 17, 202257:05
Auto Correct Claims Another Soul
Jul 10, 202250:03
Covid and the Bidet
Jul 03, 202250:25
Celebrity Nudes Gone Wrong
Jun 26, 202254:49
Our 2 Dads: A Father's Day Special
Jun 19, 202201:09:05
Improv and The Prostate Exam
Jun 12, 202235:44
The Avengers are DONE!
Jun 05, 202254:13
EP 100: Show us Your Feet
May 29, 202201:10:36
No Mimosas at the 4th Grade Assembly
May 22, 202201:10:38
Don't Mess with my Algorithm
May 15, 202257:32
Tracksuit Mafia: From Slicers to Hawkeye
May 08, 202254:43
No New Friends and Diz Hiz’s Excellent Adventure

No New Friends and Diz Hiz’s Excellent Adventure

The gang recaps Chris and Emily's trip to Florida. So many funny stories. Next week 5/8 is our interview with Carlos Navarro from Marvel's Hawkeye. Please nominate us on www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, join our Club House visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. #universalorlando #gringots #karaoke #saratogasprings #disneysprings #landryscard
May 02, 202201:10:34
Bring Back Skippy
Apr 24, 202255:16
Finger Printing Myself at the UPS Store
Apr 17, 202201:05:30
Chris the LinkedIn Coach
Apr 10, 202248:46
Rubik's Cube on Survivor
Apr 01, 202257:56
A Couple of Inches Fully Extended
Mar 27, 202256:24
Mansplaining the Knee Scooter
Mar 20, 202255:29
Gwyneth Paltrow Scented Candle
Mar 13, 202201:05:11
Wine Tasting at the 7-11
Mar 07, 202258:13
Cheers and a Beer to 1 Year
Feb 28, 202201:10:43
Unboxing McDonald's Toys at a Key Party

Unboxing McDonald's Toys at a Key Party

Did you know that the Grinch had a Key Party?  Chris gets a vintage set of McDonald's Toys.  Mary's Son sabotaged his brother's Oculus Game.  Scott questions Chris' Credibility.  Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly:  https://newsly.me promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #unboxingmcdonaldstoys #avengersageofultron #badmoviereview #keyparty #howthegrinchstolechristmas #spoonuniversity

Feb 21, 202257:33
Sour Smooch Juju Lips Candy
Feb 14, 202259:33
Double Fisting at Disney

Double Fisting at Disney

The gang discusses Children's movies that we still love as adults.  Mary lists her many annoyances and irritations.  Scott recaps his day at Hollywood Studios and Epcot with his father.  Please connect with us, check out our merch, join our patreon, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

#doublefisting #trashcansmakethebesttables #encanto

Feb 07, 202201:01:00
We love BJ's............And Costco

We love BJ's............And Costco

In this Episode Scott shares his Husband fail at the grocery store.  Chris shares that he loves BJ's.....Wholesale Club, which brings us down a super funny road.  We discuss check engine lights and more about BJ's........Wholesale Club.  Finally, Scott and his father are going to Disney's Hollywood Studio.  This episode is marked Explicit for strong Sexual innuendos.  Please connect with us, check out our merch, or join our Patreon.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #BJswholesale #costco #shoppinginbulk #checkenginelight #hollywoodstudios.

Jan 31, 202250:36
Saving Houses from Fires Since 2021

Saving Houses from Fires Since 2021

Mary is back from the bubonic plague and Covid.  Scott is a hero in his neighborhood as he saved all the houses from a fire.  Chris gets the results back from his food allergy test.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #notallheroswearcapes #foodallergy 

Jan 24, 202259:58
Remembering Bob Saget

Remembering Bob Saget

In this Episode we remember the great Bob Saget who just passed away 2 weeks ago.  Scott has another case of the Man Flu.  Scott and his wife bought adult Big Wheels.  Chris and Joe are excited about a tech expo and somehow we discuss SEX ROBOTS!  Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #bobsaget #fullhouse #dannytanner #afhv

Jan 17, 202252:36
Playing God at the Red Lobster

Playing God at the Red Lobster

Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast Joins us.  We discuss our Disney Date Day.  What's in your wallet?  Man Flu Awareness Month.  Eating food that was once alive, and much much more!  Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.

#manflu, #whatsinyourwallet, #playinggodatredlobster #dontlookup

Jan 10, 202257:00
Worst Purchase Ever
Jan 03, 202253:37
Just Like Han, It's Solo!

Just Like Han, It's Solo!

Goodbye 2021.  We want to take an opportunity to thank our sponsors, contributors, patreon members and listeners.  A bit about us, and a preview for 2022.  If you would like to connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, all of our links are on our website.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Happy New Year!!!!!  #happynewyear #goodbye2021 #ringin2022

Dec 27, 202118:23
Time Capsule and Bad Husbands

Time Capsule and Bad Husbands

This Episode was recorded in early December to be used at a later date.  So we try to predict the future a bit.  Alex from Diz Hiz joins us and lets us know how cheap he is in a super funny conversation.  Then we talk about the things that we do that annoy our wives.  Finally, Chris brings us the final Christmas top 10 list.  Connect with us, join our Patreon, Check out our sweet merch including our Christmas Design, nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #badgifts #maskdebate #spidermannowayhome

Dec 20, 202101:01:24
Hot Chocolate and the Polar Express

Hot Chocolate and the Polar Express

In this Episode Scott has more neighborhood shenanigans including a drunken ornament hunt.  Mary shares more stories from the Sunrail.  Chris brings us another exciting top 10 Christmas List, and much more!  Connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch (including our Christmas design) www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #Thepolarexpress, #ornamenthunt, #Christmasvacation, #midgeure 

Dec 13, 202101:01:28
Do they know it's Christmas?

Do they know it's Christmas?

Scott discusses more neighborhood shenanigans including a fugitive loose.  The gang discusses black Friday shopping for themselves.  Chris brings us the top 10 Christmas song list, and ruins a popular classic.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch.  nonewfriendspodcast.com. #band-aid, #nosnowinafrica. 

Dec 06, 202101:01:31
The World's Wealthiest Dog

The World's Wealthiest Dog

In this Episode Chris gives us an update on his IG scammer Pen Pall Bubba_Jobe.  Mary watched the new Spider-man Trailer right away! Finally who spoils their dog the most.  Clue-not one of us 3.  Please connect with us all of our links are on our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check out our sweet merch and join our patreon.  #gunther4th #richestdogintheworld

Nov 29, 202136:55
The Smiling Coast of Africa....and other Internet Scammers

The Smiling Coast of Africa....and other Internet Scammers

In this Episode the gang discusses simple things that excite us as adults.  Chris and Mary have new Instagram accounts @queenofthesunrail and @thescumbagresellinghoarder.  Chris has made some very interesting new friends.  You do not want to miss this super funny segment.  Finally, we go over the top 10 thanksgiving foods.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, and check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #scammers #IGscammers #smilingcoastofafrica 

Nov 22, 202101:04:53
Confirmed: Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield in Spider-man 3

Confirmed: Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield in Spider-man 3

In this episode we discuss how silly it is that if you title anything on the internet Confirmed Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield are in Spider-Man No Way Home you instantly go Viral.  Chris gives us his wedding recap.  Finally, now that Scott is back to work and training he is making a bunch of bonehead rookie mistakes. #Spiderman, #tobeymcguire, #andrewgarfield.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  

Nov 15, 202101:03:04