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The Secret Life of Weddings

The Secret Life of Weddings

By Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer

The Secret Life of Weddings is a Canadian podcast co-hosted by professional wedding photographers Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer. We feature unbelievable but true wedding stories! If you love drama, gossip & Bridezillas this show is for you!
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Ep 038 - Rain Storm Armageddon, Kissing Cousins & Wedding Crashing in Mexico = Jail

The Secret Life of WeddingsMar 27, 2018

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Ep 105 - A Dry & Awkward Wedding, Elopement Escape & Devil Possession Divorce

Ep 105 - A Dry & Awkward Wedding, Elopement Escape & Devil Possession Divorce

This week we hear about cringeworthy wedding speeches, a very dry and awkward wedding, another overbearing mother-in-law who gets shocked by a surprise elopement, and some divorce stories including a man who claimed his wife was possessed by the devil in order to divorce her!  

SKIPPERS - jump to 16:38 to begin the stories. 

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Jul 16, 201953:33
Ep 104 - Piss Poor Planner, Bride Scams Her Maids & Torturous First Dates

Ep 104 - Piss Poor Planner, Bride Scams Her Maids & Torturous First Dates

This week we hear from a listener about her bestie who is a piss poor wedding planner and accidentally planned 3 separate weddings(!), a bride who schemes to overcharge her bridesmaids for their dresses in an attempt to scam her own wedding dress for free(!!) and more torturous dating stories(!!!) 

SKIPPERS - jump to 20:34 to begin the stories. 

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Jul 09, 201958:20
Ep 103 - Branded Engagements, Singing Bridesmaid’s Smackdown & Petty Divorce Demands

Ep 103 - Branded Engagements, Singing Bridesmaid’s Smackdown & Petty Divorce Demands

We chat about Branded Engagements, singing bridesmaids smackdown, *one idiot’s insanely ridiculous “rules for marriage”, some petty divorce stories and more! 

SKIPPERS - jump to 20:40 to begin the stories. 

*CONTENT WARNING: One of our stories this week contains brief descriptions of an inappropriately romantic relationship between a teacher and a 17 year old student (statutory rape). We also give a verbal warning before reading the story. 

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Need suits for your upcoming wedding? Check out Generation Tux to design your look online, order free swatches and a free try-on for the Groom! Order for 5 groomsmen and get the groom’s suit free! Don’t forget - get 10% off your suits at GenerationTux.com/secret using promo code ITSASECRET 

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Jul 02, 201901:13:26
Ep 102 - Jimmy Fallon #WeddingFails, Jewellery Shop Confessions & Sh*tty Sister Saga Update!

Ep 102 - Jimmy Fallon #WeddingFails, Jewellery Shop Confessions & Sh*tty Sister Saga Update!

The latest Jimmy Fallon #weddingfails, jewellery shop confessions and we hear a full update on the Sh*itty Sister Saga!

SKIPPERS - jump to 25:00 to begin the stories.

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Need suits for your upcoming wedding? Check out Generation Tux to design your look online, order free swatches and a free try-on for the Groom! Order for 5 groomsmen and get the groom’s suit free! Don’t forget - get 10% off your suits at GenerationTux.com/secret using promo code ITSASECRET

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Jun 25, 201958:05
Ep 101 - Copycat Wedding, Cheaping Out & The Best How I Met My Wife Story Ever!

Ep 101 - Copycat Wedding, Cheaping Out & The Best How I Met My Wife Story Ever!

This week in the news we cover a bridezilla who stole a hardworking bartender’s tip jar and a story about Hawaiian wedding trespassers. A question from a listener about a copycat wedding that broke up a long friendship. A wedding where the bride cheaped out to the point she altered her own dress. The best ‘how I met my wife’ story ever!

SKIPPERS - jump to 17:08 to begin the stories.

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Need suits for your upcoming wedding? Check out Generation Tux to design your look online, order free swatches and a free try-on for the Groom! Order for 5 groomsmen and get the groom’s suit free! Don’t forget - get 10% off your suits at GenerationTux.com/secret using promo code ITSASECRET

Is there is something that interferes with your happiness or is preventing you from achieving your goals? BetterHelp online counselling is there for you. Connect with your professional counsellor in a safe and private online environment – it’s so convenient! Visit http://betterhelp.com/thesecretlifeofweddings and get 10% off your first month with discount code THESECRETLIFEOFWEDDINGS

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Jun 18, 201901:06:06
Ep 100 - The Fart That Shook The World, Finger Bum Vow & Emo Mother-In-Law

Ep 100 - The Fart That Shook The World, Finger Bum Vow & Emo Mother-In-Law

It’s our 100th episode! The girls debrief about their trip to Nashville and all the crazy bachelorette parties. We chat about stories including a fart that physically knocked someone over before a ceremony, a groom’s questionable vows and an emo mother-in-love you will need to hear about to believe!

SKIPPERS - jump to 37:45 to begin the stories.

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Need suits for your upcoming wedding? Check out Generation Tux to design your look online, order free swatches and a free try-on for the Groom! Order for 5 groomsmen and get the groom’s suit free! Don’t forget - get 10% off your suits at GenerationTux.com/secret using promo code ITSASECRET

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Jun 11, 201901:15:49
Ep 099 - The Bloody Wedding Cake, Dating A Real Ghostbuster & Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 3

Ep 099 - The Bloody Wedding Cake, Dating A Real Ghostbuster & Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 3

The tale of the bloody wedding cake that wins the award for the longest distance travelled to a wedding. We read a questionable email before hearing the finale of the Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 3 and another hilarious dating story dumpster fire. At the end of this episode Lisa unpacks all of the latest My Favorite Murder drama & controversies for Rebecca.

SKIPPERS - jump to 16:30 to begin the stories.

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This episode is brought in part to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to http://zola.com/secretlife

Need suits for your upcoming wedding? Check out Generation Tux to design your look online, order free swatches and a free try-on for the Groom! Order for 5 groomsmen and get the groom’s suit free! Don’t forget - get 10% off your suits at GenerationTux.com/secret using promo code ITSASECRET

Check out our online shop for wedding & stagette supplies including our Velvet Couture Ring Box for just $24.99! Shop at http://shopsecretlifeofweddings.com

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Jun 04, 201901:03:21
Ep 098 - A Perverted Minister, The Cheapest Bride Ever, What Not To Do At Weddings & Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 2

Ep 098 - A Perverted Minister, The Cheapest Bride Ever, What Not To Do At Weddings & Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 2

This week we hear about a perverted minister, the cheapest bride ever, a laundry list of what not to do at weddings and a continuation of the Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 2.

We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings

SKIPPERS - jump to 25:18 to begin the stories.

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Our new official sponsor of The Secret Life of Weddings is Hitch Switch! Change your name on-line, not in-line. Check out this timesaving hack and get 10% off at http://hitchswitch.com with promo code SLOW10.

Need suits for your upcoming wedding? Check out Generation Tux to design your look online, order free swatches and a free try-on for the Groom! Order for 5 groomsmen and get the groom’s suit free! Don’t forget - get 10% off your suits at GenerationTux.com/secret using promo code ITSASECRET

Check out our online shop for wedding & stagette supplies including our Velvet Couture Ring Box for just $24.99! Shop at http://shopsecretlifeofweddings.com

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May 28, 201901:13:51
Ep 097 - Dirty Grandpa, Lohaning Everybody, Dating App Cheater & Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 1

Ep 097 - Dirty Grandpa, Lohaning Everybody, Dating App Cheater & Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 1

A listener sends us a story about her experience being “that single girl” at a wedding, her accidental underwear flash and a funny dirty grandpa. Another drunken guest sleeps with a groomsman and gets her shoes thrown onto the front lawn by the bride. We start a new saga this week about a self-centred sister who is just being a piece of crap as a Bridesmaid, and a listener sends us a story about a crazy text she got from someone she matched with on the dating app Hinge … but it was his GIRLFRIEND!

We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings

SKIPPERS - jump to 22:07 to begin the stories.

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Our new official sponsor of The Secret Life of Weddings is Hitch Switch! Change your name on-line, not in-line. Check out this timesaving hack and get 10% off at http://hitchswitch.com with promo code SLOW10.

Need suits for your upcoming wedding? Check out Generation Tux to design your look online, order free swatches and a free try-on for the Groom! Order for 5 groomsmen and get the groom’s suit free! Don’t forget - get 10% off your suits at GenerationTux.com/secret using promo code ITSASECRET

Check out our online shop for wedding & stagette supplies including our Velvet Couture Ring Box for just $24.99! Shop at http://shopsecretlifeofweddings.com

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May 21, 201901:09:51
Ep 096 - Wearing Red To Weddings? Pre-Wedding Parties Gone Wild & Exotic Dancer Guest

Ep 096 - Wearing Red To Weddings? Pre-Wedding Parties Gone Wild & Exotic Dancer Guest

Is it okay to wear red, black or white to weddings? This week’s stories are all bachelor / bachelorette party themed and things get WILD! We even have a lovely exotic dancer informant named Layla who shares some of her funniest true stories from the strip club!

We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings

SKIPPERS - jump to 18:40 to begin the stories.

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Our new official sponsor of The Secret Life of Weddings is Hitch Switch! Change your name on-line, not in-line. Check out this timesaving hack and get 10% off at http://hitchswitch.com with promo code SLOW10.

Need suits for your upcoming wedding? Check out Generation Tux to design your look online, order free swatches and a free try-on for the Groom! Order for 5 groomsmen and get the groom’s suit free! Don’t forget - get 10% off your suits at GenerationTux.com/secret using promo code ITSASECRET

Check out our online shop for wedding & stagette supplies including our Velvet Couture Ring Box for just $24.99! Shop at http://shopsecretlifeofweddings.com

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May 14, 201901:09:08
Ep 095 - Holy Rules for Las Vegas, Puddle of Snakes & Big Boob Discrimination

Ep 095 - Holy Rules for Las Vegas, Puddle of Snakes & Big Boob Discrimination

We read the world’s lamest list of religious rules one girl decided were appropriate for her friend’s Las Vegas bachelorette party. A listener story about a puddle of snakes inside a wedding tent, a story about a Bride who asked 16 girls to be bridesmaids and trouble ensues. A Bridezilla discriminates against a longtime friend of hers who has extra large breasts.

We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings

SKIPPERS - jump to 08:25 to begin the stories.

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Our new official sponsor of The Secret Life of Weddings is Hitch Switch! Change your name on-line, not in-line. Check out this timesaving hack and get 10% off at http://hitchswitch.com with promo code SLOW10.

Need suits for your upcoming wedding? Check out Generation Tux to design your look online, order free swatches and a free try-on for the Groom! Order for 5 groomsmen and get the groom’s suit free! Don’t forget - get 10% off your suits at GenerationTux.com/secret using promo code ITSASECRET

This episode is brought in part to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to http://zola.com/secretlife

Check out our online shop for wedding & stagette supplies including our Velvet Couture Ring Box for just $24.99! Shop at http://shopsecretlifeofweddings.com

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May 07, 201959:59
Ep 094 - Hot Mess Wedding, 3 Fired Maids of Dis-Honour & Naked First Date Disaster

Ep 094 - Hot Mess Wedding, 3 Fired Maids of Dis-Honour & Naked First Date Disaster

This week we chat double enders (lol), a listener’s wedding that is such a hot mess it’s astonishing, 3 fired Maids of Dis-honour and date disasters including a naked first date!

We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings

SKIPPERS - jump to 14:35 to begin the stories.

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Apr 30, 201943:18
Ep 093 - Penny-Pinching Dad, Drunk Driving Dumbass & The Biggest OMFG Since The Sharty Bride!

Ep 093 - Penny-Pinching Dad, Drunk Driving Dumbass & The Biggest OMFG Since The Sharty Bride!

This week we hear about a bride complaining about a penny-pinching rich dad, a drunk driving dumbass, bachelor party shenanigans from Nathan of Generation Tux and the biggest OMFG since the infamous Sharty Bride story!

Thanks to our guest Nathan from Generation Tux! For free swatches and to get 10% off your wedding party suits visit http://generationtux.com/secret and use promo code ITSASECRET for your 10% discount. The groom also gets a suit for free if his whole wedding party orders!

We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings

SKIPPERS - jump to 10:40 to begin the stories.

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Apr 23, 201901:02:22
Ep 092 - Big Boob Brigade, Just “Winter Engaged”, Broken Glass Urinals & The Art of Spite Gifting

Ep 092 - Big Boob Brigade, Just “Winter Engaged”, Broken Glass Urinals & The Art of Spite Gifting

Fellow wedding vendors Steven & Jennifer Van Elk join us to share hilarious true wedding stories including the big boob brigade, a woman who is “just winter engaged” (whatever that means?!), breaking glass in urinals, a former nun’s wedding awkwardness, the art of spite gifting & much more! Be sure to subscribe to the Wedded Podcast and Wedding Photo Hangover Podcast for more with Steven & Jennifer Van Elk.

We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings

SKIPPERS - jump to 14:02 to begin the stories.

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Our new official sponsor of The Secret Life of Weddings is Hitch Switch! Change your name on-line, not in-line. Check out this timesaving hack and get 10% off at http://hitchswitch.com with promo code SLOW10.

Check out our online shop for wedding & stagette supplies including our Velvet Couture Ring Box for just $24.99! Shop at http://shopsecretlifeofweddings.com

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Apr 16, 201959:09
Ep 091 - Photographer Nails The Best Man, Spite Dump, Accidental Fire & Updates

Ep 091 - Photographer Nails The Best Man, Spite Dump, Accidental Fire & Updates

A photographer who gets smashed and cheats with the best man at the reception, a needy mother-in-law, a baby arrives unexpectedly and someone needs to make up a Maid of Honour speech on the spot! Mom lights a card on fire, stag night cheating, a car accident and so much more.

We’ll be at the Just About Married show in Toronto, ON on Sunday April 14, 2019! Come by and see us, and you can learn more about the show and buy tickets at http://justaboutmarried.ca

We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings

SKIPPERS - jump to 32:43 to begin the stories.

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Our new official sponsor of The Secret Life of Weddings is Hitch Switch! Change your name on-line, not in-line. Check out this timesaving hack and get 10% off at http://hitchswitch.com with promo code SLOW10.

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Apr 09, 201901:06:55
Ep 090 - Butt Sex Girl, The Vengeful Step-Monster & The Infamous Beanie Baby Divorce

Ep 090 - Butt Sex Girl, The Vengeful Step-Monster & The Infamous Beanie Baby Divorce

A story about the “I never had anal sex!” girl, scaring the hell out of your wedding date, a hilarious shoutout from a listener’s boyfriend, an astonishingly vengeful step-monster, getting felt-up during a wedding reception speech, the infamous Beanie Baby divorce & why you should NEVER try and scam your wedding vendors!

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SKIPPERS - jump to 18:18 to begin the stories.

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Apr 02, 201901:03:51
Ep 089 - Drunk In The Mud, Your Hilarious Wedding Nightmares & Fake Phone Call First Date

Ep 089 - Drunk In The Mud, Your Hilarious Wedding Nightmares & Fake Phone Call First Date

Congrats goes out to multiple engaged celebs this week! We hear about a pastor who wishes the couple luck because they’re gonna need it! A drunken brother passed out in the mud, and we hear absolutely hilarious wedding nightmares from our listeners! Lisa & Rebecca chat about their own wedding photographer nightmares (all wedding vendors have bad dreams too!) We finish out the episode with a cringeworthy first date with a guy who liked to fake fancy business phone calls.

SKIPPERS - jump to 22:52 to begin the stories.

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Mar 26, 201901:05:25
Ep 088 - Crotch-Grabbing Lateness, Hora Head Wound & Scottish Wedding Catastrophe Pt. 2

Ep 088 - Crotch-Grabbing Lateness, Hora Head Wound & Scottish Wedding Catastrophe Pt. 2

A-Rod & J-Lo are engaged! We chat about a wedding featuring a crowning ceremony & crotch-grabbing iPhone selfies, a Hora dance head wound, and we finish our newest saga about a Scottish Wedding Catastrophe. We finish with more dating dumpster fires! 

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SKIPPERS - jump to 12:12 to begin the stories.

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Mar 19, 201901:04:39
Ep 087 - Mom-Bombed Bachelorette, Toxic Bridezilla & Scottish Wedding Catastrophe Pt. 1

Ep 087 - Mom-Bombed Bachelorette, Toxic Bridezilla & Scottish Wedding Catastrophe Pt. 1

An un-wanted bachelorette crasher (spoiler alert - it’s mom!) and an unbelievably toxic Bridezilla who married a guy and was just an all around lovely person (*sarcasm alert*). We begin a CRAZY new saga centred around a sh*t-show destination wedding in Scotland and explore some wild divorce stories!


SKIPPERS - jump to 22:47 to begin the stories.


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Mar 12, 201957:23
Ep 086 - Hypocritical Homophobic Mom, Under The Table Bridal Pee & High Wedding Times

Ep 086 - Hypocritical Homophobic Mom, Under The Table Bridal Pee & High Wedding Times

SKIPPERS - jump to 39:13 to begin the stories! We begin with a story about a homophobic mother of the bride who isn’t as perfect as she thinks she is. All the bad wedding speeches you can handle (including a story about an under the table bridal pee and a TON of drugs at a wedding) and so much more including the question: should women change their name after marriage?

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Mar 05, 201901:29:19
Ep 085 - Honeymoon Micro-Penis, Mixed Sex Stag Parties?! & The World’s Heaviest Human Sponge

Ep 085 - Honeymoon Micro-Penis, Mixed Sex Stag Parties?! & The World’s Heaviest Human Sponge

SKIPPERS - jump to 27:33 to begin the stories! We start by chatting about Lady Gaga’s broken engagement and about the rumours why it happened. We discuss whether it’s cool to invite younger single women to a joint bachelor / bachelorette party with married groomsmen? We hear about a listener who had a pack of tourists surround them loving their mountie, another listener who had a nightmare experience with her wedding photographer - and the photographer then BLAMES the unreasonably long editing time on the bride’s “fat arms”! We hear about a bride who unintentionally became the world’s heaviest human sponge and we finish up with some nightmare dating stories and chat about Dirty John on Netflix.

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Feb 26, 201901:20:24
Ep 084 - A Trump-Lovin’ MAGA Wedding, Saucy Minx Grandma & Weird Divorces

Ep 084 - A Trump-Lovin’ MAGA Wedding, Saucy Minx Grandma & Weird Divorces

SKIPPERS - jump to 20:54 to begin the stories! The girls discuss the Diva Brides TV show, a Make America Great Again Trump Lovin’ Wedding, a saucy minx of a drunken grandma who gets handsy with the groom, an overly neurotic mother-in-law and weird divorce stories!

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Feb 19, 201901:16:16
Ep 083 - Gin & Tonic In The Face, The Smelly Late Bridesmaid & 911 Debacle

Ep 083 - Gin & Tonic In The Face, The Smelly Late Bridesmaid & 911 Debacle

SKIPPERS - jump to 18:50 to begin the stories! Lisa spills her latest celeb crush and Rebecca judges (lol). We hear about a gin & tonic in the face, a smelly latecomer Bridesmaid, an emergency visit from police to a wedding reception, a teen who wears white to a wedding & a racist entitled bride. A new Double D feature is unveiled!

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Feb 12, 201901:17:42
Ep 082 - Photographer DUI Car Wreck, Wine Tasting Terror & Drama Mama Pt. 3

Ep 082 - Photographer DUI Car Wreck, Wine Tasting Terror & Drama Mama Pt. 3

SKIPPERS - jump to 25:34 to begin the stories! This week we discuss a listener’s story about her friend / wedding photographer from hell who ends up totalling her car and getting charged with a DUI! We hear about a wine tasting tour bachelorette party gone wrong, and our saga Drama Mama Saga Pt. 3.

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Feb 05, 201901:08:39
Ep 081 - Destination Dumpster Fire, Smashed Photographer, Freaky Foursome & Drama Mama Pt. 2

Ep 081 - Destination Dumpster Fire, Smashed Photographer, Freaky Foursome & Drama Mama Pt. 2

SKIPPERS - jump to 12:37 to begin the stories! A destination wedding where a bride who gets into a physical fight with her mother-in-law, a drunk wedding photographer, a freaky foursome with 3 bridesmaids (guess who the 4th was!) and so much more including mandatory haircuts for bridesmaids and our saga Drama Mama Saga Pt. 2.

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Jan 29, 201901:00:16
Ep 080 - Asking For Cash?! Ex-Wife Surprise, Too Drunk To Get Married & Drama Mama Saga Pt. 1

Ep 080 - Asking For Cash?! Ex-Wife Surprise, Too Drunk To Get Married & Drama Mama Saga Pt. 1

SKIPPERS - jump to 23:30 to begin the stories! We chat about recent celeb engagement news (Chris Pratt & Katherine Schwarzenegger) before we get into yet another Cruise Control update. From there we argue about whether or not it’s socially acceptable to ask for monetary gifts in your wedding invitation. Stories this week run the gamut from listener updates about Christmas proposals and whether you should get another gift in addition to an engagement ring, a story about an ex-wife of the Groom’s dad who attends a wedding and inadvertently pisses off his current wife to our new saga about a drama mama!

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Jan 22, 201951:06
Ep 079 - Lobster Tank Love, Dad Boos The Bride & Video Game Proposal Fail

Ep 079 - Lobster Tank Love, Dad Boos The Bride & Video Game Proposal Fail

SKIPPERS - jump to 9:15 to begin the stories! A story about a couple who fell in love and wedded in front of the same lobster tank. A listener’s tale about a mean father who crapped all over his daughter’s wedding out of jealousy of her step-dad. A half-assed destination wedding, a groomsman so drunk he passed out and got trapped inside a revolving door & a crazy rude high maintenance aunt who accuses her niece of stealing her veil during the ceremony! We finish with a romantically hilarious story about a beautiful proposal via video game … until it crashed! Lisa tells one of her own stories about parents late to the ceremony and the mother of the bride’s unorthodox solution to the problem & the absolute worst invitation of all time!

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Jan 15, 201901:15:03
Ep 078 - Extreme Ceremony Objections, Unrequited Love & Groom Punches Wedding Crasher

Ep 078 - Extreme Ceremony Objections, Unrequited Love & Groom Punches Wedding Crasher

SKIPPERS - jump to 14:51 to begin the stories! Happy 2019 - let’s chat about a Best Man who objected at a wedding and you won’t believe why! Following is a mind blowing tale about an obsessive ex who goes to extreme lengths to stop the groom from marrying his new fiancé. We chat details about Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth’s wedding, a Maid of Honour who bogarts the Bride, a groom who punches a wedding crasher with bad news & more! We also take questions from our FB community to ring in 2019. Stick around at the very end for a very exciting product announcement!

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Jan 08, 201901:43:59
Ep 077 - Happy Holidays! Cruella Update, The Other Wife, 2019 Trends & Drunk Dress Shopping

Ep 077 - Happy Holidays! Cruella Update, The Other Wife, 2019 Trends & Drunk Dress Shopping

SKIPPERS - jump to 31:51 to begin the stories! In a very special episode of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast we chat about a creepy childhood Christmas memory from a listener, a henna artist discrimination, a bratty bridezilla with a sordid past & we check in on Rebecca’s prior 2018 predictions and see what she got right or wrong. We then discuss 2019 wedding trends as predicted by Brides Magazine & share the last Reddit Rip of 2018! Then we open our Christmas gifts and chat for a while.

Pt. 1 - Christmas Yard Waste Bag Video - https://youtu.be/sUNS933WtNc

Pt. 2 - Update! The cops showed up! - https://youtu.be/n4NtRlmwFqE

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Dec 25, 201801:31:07
Teaser Episode

Teaser Episode

The Secret Life of Weddings is a comedy podcast co-hosted by veteran wedding photographers Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer. These ladies tell the world's craziest but true wedding stories! This short teaser episode shares horrible Best Man & Maid of Honour speeches, what happens when a mother of the groom wears white, and how a bouquet toss can go horribly wrong! Hit subscribe now to listen to more of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast.
Dec 20, 201805:09
Ep 076 - Pole Dance Demolition, Shallow Sisters Pt. 3, Reception Proposal Fight & Cruise Ctrl Update

Ep 076 - Pole Dance Demolition, Shallow Sisters Pt. 3, Reception Proposal Fight & Cruise Ctrl Update

SKIPPERS - jump to 18:06 to begin the stories! Our 10 minute rule has been voted out by you guys! Instead we are giving you a timestamp of when the stories begin. We tell the conclusion to The Shallow Sisters Saga, a story about a reception proposal fight between 2 brides, a dramatic Cruise Control update & why you shouldn’t ask your wedding photographer to “fix” your imperfections in your photos or ask your photographer for “all the photos”. Christmas Yard Waste Bag Video - https://youtu.be/sUNS933WtNc Christmas Crack Recipe - https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/christmas_crack/ Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to http://zola.com/secretlife To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/secretlifeofweddings Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Dec 18, 201801:15:04
Ep 075 - His Side of The Sexy Photographer Romp, Dead Wedding Photographer & Shallow Sisters Pt.2

Ep 075 - His Side of The Sexy Photographer Romp, Dead Wedding Photographer & Shallow Sisters Pt.2

We have an update from The Sexy Photographer Romp - his side of the story! The Shallow Sisters Saga continues into part 2, Facebook Turkey-Gate 2018 & the silliest Hallmark Christmas wedding movie ending of all time. Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/secretlifeofweddings Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Dec 11, 201801:09:02
Ep 074 - Shallow Sisters Saga Pt. 1, Cartoonish Bridezilla & Broken China in the Face

Ep 074 - Shallow Sisters Saga Pt. 1, Cartoonish Bridezilla & Broken China in the Face

Our new Shallow Sisters Saga debuts this week! Self centred sisters are sooooo extra and we are here for every moment! A wedding “against god”, a Bridezilla who was obsessed with booking a very specific caricature artist, a groom who has a weird obsession with little people & really loves salsa, flakey groomsmen, a horny soccer mom, broken china in the face & the Reddit Rip! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/secretlifeofweddings Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Dec 04, 201801:09:29
Ep 073 - Groom Bangs Bridesmaid, A Shocking Wedding Raffle Thief & Speedo Surprise

Ep 073 - Groom Bangs Bridesmaid, A Shocking Wedding Raffle Thief & Speedo Surprise

A bridesmaid has bad news … she’s in love with the groom and decided to tell the bride right before the ceremony! 50/50 Wedding Raffle Thief Gets Caught, Hora Mess, Stripper Date, Cop Date, Shoe Hits Wedding Cake, a Groom bangs a bridesmaid in a closet, mom falls in a fountain & more! This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the link http://Endy.SecretLifeofWeddings.com and get the best sleep of your life with your new Endy Mattress! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Nov 27, 201850:52
Ep 072 - Live in Toronto! A Badly Timed Stiffy, Angry Alcoholic Bride & The Up-Skirt Surprise

Ep 072 - Live in Toronto! A Badly Timed Stiffy, Angry Alcoholic Bride & The Up-Skirt Surprise

The Secret Life of Weddings - Live in Toronto from Sat. November 17, 2018. We chat everything from an angry alcoholic bride who really cared about her open bar, to a big garter toss surprise, a shocking drunken vacation marriage, a bridesmaid who slept with the groom and came clean to the bride on the wedding night and so much more! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings This episode is brought to you by Care/of - a monthly subscription vitamin service that delivers completely personalized vitamin and supplement packs right to your door. Take the fun 5 minute quiz to find out what supplements you can most benefit from! For 25% off your first month of personalized Care/of vitamins, visit http://TakeCareOf.com and enter promo code SECRETLIFE To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Nov 20, 201853:26
Ep 071 - Ghost Bride Sighting, When Every Guest Hurled At Once & A Healthy Fear of Golf Carts

Ep 071 - Ghost Bride Sighting, When Every Guest Hurled At Once & A Healthy Fear of Golf Carts

We held a best wedding horror story contest in the Facebook group ‘That’s It I’m Wedding Shaming! (Non-Ban Happy Edition)’ and we read our winning stories! Tales this week include a dress that mom should definitely NOT wear to a wedding, that time every guest puked at once, a real sighting of a ghost bride from a listener, Best Man’s speech featuring South Park and a listener tells us why she has a healthy fear of golf carts after binging The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to http://zola.com/secretlife To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Nov 13, 201857:31
Ep 070 - Cocaine Waiters, Mormon Misery, A Greek Tragedy & You’re Broke AND Ugly!

Ep 070 - Cocaine Waiters, Mormon Misery, A Greek Tragedy & You’re Broke AND Ugly!

Just the tip of the drama iceberg we discuss this week: Everything from a using a cringeworthy ring made of hair to propose, a wino wedding planner, waiters selling cocaine to guests at a reception, a Greek wedding ceremony gone awry and a mother of the groom who is WAY too honest with her son when he gets left at the altar and OH so much more! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings Do you have your OWN podcast but hate editing? Lisa is taking on a few select clients as a freelance podcast editor. Please visit http://cocobeancreative.com and click on Podcasting to get in touch about working with Lisa on your show. You can email Lisa directly at hello@cocobeancreative.com To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Nov 06, 201801:05:53
Ep 069 - Halloween! Most Haunted Wedding Venues, Matrimonial Murder & Chinese Ghost Weddings

Ep 069 - Halloween! Most Haunted Wedding Venues, Matrimonial Murder & Chinese Ghost Weddings

Mwahaha! Welcome to our Halloween Spooktacular! We welcome our special guests Bek & Tyler from The Minds of Madness Podcast to celebrate Halloween 2018 and we explore how the world of true crime & ghost stories cross over into weddings! From 2 weddings where murders were committed by the grooms to the trend of Ghost Weddings Rituals in China & more. To listen to the episodes we mentioned on The Minds of Madness Podcast (episodes discussed in this episode are #5 titled Rogerio Damascena, and #6 & #7 titled Dr. George Scott Samson Pts. 1 & 2) please visit http://mindsofmadnesspodcast.com Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings Do you have your OWN podcast but hate editing? Lisa is taking on a few select clients as a freelance podcast editor. Please visit http://cocobeancreative.com and click on Podcasting to get in touch about working with Lisa on your show. You can email Lisa directly at hello@cocobeancreative.com To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Oct 30, 201801:27:20
Ep 068 - Royal Wedding Baby Announcement?! Dad's Creepy Wedding Dolls & Stagette Fisticuffs

Ep 068 - Royal Wedding Baby Announcement?! Dad's Creepy Wedding Dolls & Stagette Fisticuffs

Lisa updates Rebecca about her mean neighbour (aka Cruella DeVille) before jumping into juicy wedding craziness! First up news about the newest royal baby … did Meghan & Harry actually announce their pregnancy AT Eugenie’s wedding?! Stories including ditching wedding guests, hot dog ceremony story, scary doll wtf, wedding day calamities, an Oreo marriage proposal, Yelp reviewed wedding, a Universal Studios stagette fight & tons more! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! Sign up for gorgeous Save The Date Cards, Wedding Invitations and FREE premium wedding websites at http://zola.com/secretlife Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Oct 23, 201801:19:19
Ep 067 - Sexy Photographer Romp UPDATE, Revolving Door Bridesmaids, MFM Stagette & Stag Stripper Ex-GF

Ep 067 - Sexy Photographer Romp UPDATE, Revolving Door Bridesmaids, MFM Stagette & Stag Stripper Ex-GF

Update! A sexy photographer romp update from episode 66. Rebecca shares the weirdest religious wedding guest gift ever. We discuss a wedding with an ever revolving door of bridesmaids and a My Favorite Murder stagette party theme. We finish with a story about a stripper who ends up being an ex-girlfirend of an attendee and gives a private bathroom dance to the groom-to-be with *potentially* surprising results! This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the link http://Endy.SecretLifeofWeddings.com and get the best sleep of your life with your new Endy Mattress! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Oct 16, 201801:14:16
Ep 066 - A Sexy Photographer Romp, Tiny Ring Complaints, Top Wedding Party Fashion Tips & Cruise Control Grand Finale!

Ep 066 - A Sexy Photographer Romp, Tiny Ring Complaints, Top Wedding Party Fashion Tips & Cruise Control Grand Finale!

This week we talk about a hot & sexy backseat romp between a Bridesmaid & the wedding photographers, a woman complains like crazy about her tiny engagement ring & we chat about top wedding party fashion tips. We then finished with the grand finale parts 8 & 9 of The Cruise Control Saga! THIS WEEK’S TWITTER QUESTION: What is the worst wedding meal you’ve ever had? Give us your opinion at https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed and each week we read the best replies! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Oct 09, 201801:13:22
Ep 065 - #WeddingVendorEntitlement, Cheating Fiance Caught On Film & Cruise Control Pt. 7

Ep 065 - #WeddingVendorEntitlement, Cheating Fiance Caught On Film & Cruise Control Pt. 7

This week we get real and deliver some hard truths about a major issue in the wedding photography industry - #weddingvendorentitlement - and offer some ways around it! (Read more here and share with friends if you agree! (Dear Wedding Vendors: Photographers Don't Owe You Images - https://www.secretlifeofweddings.com/blog/2018/9/28/weddingvendorentitlement-has-to-stop ) A listener tells us about a lacklustre marriage proposal featuring an imaginary seal & a guy who catches his Fiance cheating and films them hooking up (and ends up trapped in the shower)! We finish episode 64 with part 7 of The Cruise Control Saga. THIS WEEK’S TWITTER QUESTION: What do you think of *huge* wedding parties? Give us your opinion at https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed and each week we read the best replies! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Oct 02, 201801:19:09
Ep 064 - Asscano Eruption, Horrific Anniversaries, Taxidermy Terror & Cruise Control Pt. 6

Ep 064 - Asscano Eruption, Horrific Anniversaries, Taxidermy Terror & Cruise Control Pt. 6

Happy 1st Anniversary to us! The worst (and kind of best) anniversary epic journey including a majorly disturbing restaurant embarrassment, a car wreck and crap explosion (yes that’s just ONE story), officially the WORST anniversary present - hint - it’s a *poorly* stuffed dead animal! There’s even more terrible anniversary present ideas such as getting someone deported, a scale, rice cookers, foil wrapped ironing board & vacuum cleaners (unless they ASKED for these). We ask - do you “go” number 2 in front of your significant other? And we finished episode 64 with part 6 of The Cruise Control Saga! THIS WEEK’S TWITTER QUESTION WAS: When you attend a wedding do you expect a cash bar? NEXT WEEK’S TWITTER QUESTION: What do you think of *huge* wedding parties? Give us your opinion at https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed and each week we read the best replies! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Sep 25, 201801:06:05
Ep 063 - Bridezilla Chronicles Pt. 3, Ghost Groom, MIL Ripped Dress Update & Cruise Control Pt. 5

Ep 063 - Bridezilla Chronicles Pt. 3, Ghost Groom, MIL Ripped Dress Update & Cruise Control Pt. 5

It’s a Bridezilla Chronicles criss cross! On instalment #3, our sweetheart Bridezilla Informant turns the tables and dishes on her mother-in-law’s poor wedding behaviour, and tells us about the weirdest wedding gift they received - can you tell us what it means? Also on episode 63 we hear about a woman’s Fiancé nobody ever sees (hence ‘Ghost Groom’ or Polkaroo to you fellow Canadians), an update to the juicy tale about a MIL who ripped a bride’s dress up while trying it on, and part 5 of The Cruise Control Saga! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! Sign up for gorgeous Save The Date Cards, Wedding Invitations and FREE premium wedding websites at http://zola.com/secretlife We want to know more about you guys - our listeners! To help us out, please visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com/survey to answer a few very short anonymous questions - thanks for your help. Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings - the first few bonus episodes are FREE! To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Sep 18, 201801:48:15
Ep 062 - Registry Rage! Don't Give These Bad Wedding Gifts, & Cruise Control Pt. 4

Ep 062 - Registry Rage! Don't Give These Bad Wedding Gifts, & Cruise Control Pt. 4

This week we share a teensy update about Susan (you know, THAT Susan ... ), chat about a woman with mad wedding registry rage and how the bride she dished about wrote BACK. We also cover the worst wedding gifts, part 4 of the Cruise Control saga & some Q&A from listeners! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings Indy Podcast Promo: The Murder Road Trip Podcast - Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, etc. or at http://murderroadtrip.com/ To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Sep 11, 201802:04:51
Ep 061 - $1500 Bride: The Whole Story, Groom's Mistress Hijacks Hashtag & Cruise Control Saga Pt. 3

Ep 061 - $1500 Bride: The Whole Story, Groom's Mistress Hijacks Hashtag & Cruise Control Saga Pt. 3

This week we discuss everything we know about the viral explosion known as the $1500 Bride Susan. From beginning to viral explosion to an update, we fill you in on all the juicy details! We also give you our professional opinions on whether this is true or just a creative fabrication … Also featured in this episode is a wild story about a Groom’s mistress hijacking his wedding hashtag to out his affair to the bride just hours before she walked down the aisle. We also read part 3 of the Reddit Cruise Control (aka Overbearing Mother In-Law Saga.) Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings Indy Podcast Promo: Heaving Bosoms: A Romance Novel Podcast Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, etc. or at www.heavingbosomspodcast.com Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/heavingbosoms/ Twitter | https://twitter.com/heaving_bosoms?lang=en Facebook | https://www.facebook.com/HeavingBosomsPodcast/ To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Sep 04, 201801:23:52
Ep 060 - Porn Breaks Engagement, Worst BJ Wedding Photo Yet, Guest Ceremony Selfie & Cruise Control Pt. 2

Ep 060 - Porn Breaks Engagement, Worst BJ Wedding Photo Yet, Guest Ceremony Selfie & Cruise Control Pt. 2

Episode 60 hits all the important points - shaming ANOTHER blow job wedding photo (this one is the worst yet!), Lisa’s story about a rude guest having a selfie taken DURING a wedding ceremony, a groom who was given a contract by his in-laws with stipulations he must agree to before his in-laws would approve of him (including losing weight) & so much more! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Aug 28, 201801:06:23
Ep 059 - Groom's Mom Pretends To Be Bride & Rips Her Dress! Baby Kidnapping, Goat Mom & MIL Horror Stories! Cruise Control Pt. 1

Ep 059 - Groom's Mom Pretends To Be Bride & Rips Her Dress! Baby Kidnapping, Goat Mom & MIL Horror Stories! Cruise Control Pt. 1

Lisa & Rebecca chat about everything from tipping your wedding vendors, twin wedding weirdness, a story about a baby kidnapping (has a happy ending!), a mom who reacts to an engagement by impersonating a goat, and more overbearing mother-in-law stories than you can shake a stick at! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Aug 21, 201801:11:03
Ep 058 - Ex-Con Groom, The Heckling Dad & Bridezilla Chronicles Pt. 2

Ep 058 - Ex-Con Groom, The Heckling Dad & Bridezilla Chronicles Pt. 2

Episode 58 is filled with drama from a listener's story about a dumpster fire wedding with an ex-con groom and a heckling father, and our second Bridezilla Chronicles instalment where our secret Bridezilla Informant Tells ALL about her nightmare friend's nuptials & bachelorette, and more! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Aug 15, 201801:39:50
Ep 057 - Tacky Tip Jar, Chicken Neck Bride & Josh Is A Religious Frat Boy D-Bag

Ep 057 - Tacky Tip Jar, Chicken Neck Bride & Josh Is A Religious Frat Boy D-Bag

This episode covers the most tacky tip jar (and no it’s NOT for the bar staff!), a bride who can’t turn her neck and rages over the wrong colour succulents in her bouquet, why one of our listeners has an abuse clause in her contract and a couple who planned a double wedding & why it was SUPER selfish! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! Sign up for gorgeous Save The Date Cards, Wedding Invitations and FREE premium wedding websites at http://zola.com/secretlife We want to know more about you guys - our listeners! To help us out, please visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com/survey to answer a few very short anonymous questions - thanks for your help. Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings
Aug 07, 201801:22:44