Chicken Sh!t - Episode 20
Jenny and Margaret welcome you to Episode 20, aka Season 1 Finale (it only took 4 years to get here)! Listen as they talk about basic bitch shit, like Fall & Halloween and then get ready to hear them talk about fried chicken sandwiches, smash burgers, bread (and Marc Maron), gnocchi and more! As we close out Season 1, we want to thank our audience for joining us each week and a special thanks to the two of you who sent in questions for us to answer! While your favorite podcast ever takes a little break, please be sure to stay tuned in to our Instagram as we plan on filling your grid with many more laughs to hold you over in the meantime. Remember kids, wipe front to back, use your butt wipes (don't flush em') and always hit that courtesy flush for others. We'll be talking shit soon!
October 06, 2022
House of the Dookie - Episode 19
Jenny gives us an update on her cat's constipation, Margaret takes us back to the OG 9/11 as random stories are strewn throughout this sloppy mess of an episode. Learn more about the ladies of the podcast (including if one of them is into the incest "subplot" in House of the Dragon) and be sure to check out Instagram to participate in a new and exciting contest the team is hosting!
September 28, 2022
Autotune Your Butthole - Episode 18
Margaret and Jenny discuss Nick Cannon’s baby cannon, fucking avocados making you feel like a chump and hear their voices autotuned for the first time! You just might laugh till you cry!
September 21, 2022
Uptown Turds - Episode 17
Jenny and Margaret discuss slowing down in life and how that caused a turtle’s unfortunate death. The team taste tests a random seltzer flavor, runners trots are explained as well as the latest gossip over a new Hollywood movie that doesn’t actually matter. Food fetishes are brought to life alongside tales of gyno visits and a hatred of Billy Joel is explained.
September 13, 2022
Taste the Poop Rainbow! - Episode 16
Jenny and Margaret discuss how many f*cks there are in The Big Lebowski, sharing your poo with friends, and wonder why poocorn is the snack off the movies?! Plus SO much more!
September 06, 2022
Butt Records - Episode 15
Margaret and Jenny shares tales of dead pets *trigger warning, killing the vibe at a party, cum tampons and more!
September 01, 2022
Stealin' Sh!t - Episode 14
Jenny and Margaret revisit past transgressions, bowel movements are discussed as well as the shitty things men from their pasts have said to them. Stay tuned in to hear some fun memories from school dances of the 90's as well as find out if Axl Rose is still alive.
August 23, 2022
Talkin’ Sh!t - Episode 13
Jenny regals Margaret with tales from her hair chair, personal vagina stories are shared and hear our producer Jay’s laughs of horror as we get into Episode 13!
August 17, 2022
Poo-Poo Party Surprise - Episode 12
Tune is as Jenny shares a poo story mishap and ins(poo)rational quotes while Margaret reviews how to sell your used panties online. Listen on to hear how the ladies would spend their day if they had a dick. Another listener's question is answered.
August 09, 2022
Panty Sniffer - Episode 11
Tater Pox!! Buy used panties on Sniffer! Margaret teaches Jenny how to say Cuba Gooding Jr.’s first name properly!
August 02, 2022
¡Dirty Diez! - Episode 10
Celebrate Episode 10 with Jenny and Margaret as they discuss the side effects of herbal abortions, why thongs have got to go and find out which Saved by the Bell character they’d bang!
July 26, 2022
A Turd in the Wormhole - Episode 9
Margaret and Jenny discuss reusable toilet paper, Lindsay Lohan’s redemption and a very awkward moment with a beard.
July 20, 2022
Mourning Complete - Episode 8
Margaret and Jenny discuss a relevant life hack, why apple watches can go fuck themselves and being bullied. Good times!
July 12, 2022
Fire in the Hole! - Episode 7
This episode is gonna fire you right up! Abortion rights- gone! Elvis's bowels- full! And honestly, there's never a good time to take Dulcolax.
July 07, 2022
On The Reg - Episode 6
Jenny and Margaret discuss which deodorants work for them, what taco seasoning actually smells like, toilet paper preferences, skinny shaming and if it's okay to use GoFundMe for plastic surgery.
June 28, 2022
Drop it Like It's Hot! - Episode 5
Catch up with Jenny & Margaret as they piece together what's changed since you last heard from them in 2018!
June 21, 2022
Does a Bear Shit in the Woods? - Episode 4
Jenny and Margaret talk about their weekends, spoilers, current affairs, a headless old person, a brand new sponsor, and a hemorrhoid remedy. Oh, also a new celebrity death prediction. (Jenny is clicking a pen periodically during the podcast. She won't do it again)...
July 09, 2018
Deuces Wild! - Episode 3
Jenny and Margaret chit chat about summer, unrealistic fears, hang nail awareness month, and other kookie topics. Who will be the next celebrity death prediction?
July 02, 2018
Hit the Bowl - Episode 2
Jenny and Margaret discuss recent food poisoning, body image anectodes, and a new diet trend. Shit will also be talked along with the announcement of the first round of celebrity death predictions.
June 25, 2018
Septic Safe, Courtesy Flush - Episode 1
Jenny and Margaret introduce you to their new, hilariously flushable podcast.
June 19, 2018