Sequelize ThisJan 08, 2021
25: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Sucking on Andy Serkis's Dick
Prequelize This? Sure, why not. On this week's episode we talk about the first part of a three part prequel series of Planet of the Apes movies. Or is it a reboot? Or a pre-boot?
24: Wonder Woman 1984: This Time It's the 80's
New Year, new sequels. This week we discuss one of the most anticipated films of 2020, Wonder Woman 1984 and how it harkens back to the fun of superhero films of the 80's.
23: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: John Hughes's Hilarious Corpse
It's Christmas and we're celebrating by talking about a Christmas sequel to a non-Christmas movie. We also talk about that time Chevy Chase died on 9/11.
22: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm feat. Boring American Borat
We're finally back after a bit of a hiatus! And we're discussing one of the most talk about movies of 2020, Borat 2! Is it very nice?
21: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Halloween II: Blood, Boobs, and Burn Victims
In the epic final conclusion to our 2020 Spooptober Spooptacular, we try our best(?) to analyze Halloween II...
20: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Doctor Sleep: It Actually Works!
On part four of our Spooptober Spooptacular 2020, we break down the criminally overlooked (see what I did there?) sequel to the classic film, The Shining.
19: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: 28 Weeks Later: An American Sniper in London
For round three of our 2020 Spooptober Spooptacular, we discuss 28 Weeks Later and how weird it is to be watching a movie about a viral pandemic when you're currently in a pandemic.
18: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2: Where Did the Story Go?
Dan and Chris manage to talk about Blair Witch 2 for an hour. This is guaranteed to be more entertaining than watching the movie instead. Why did we do this to ourselves?
17: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Evil Dead 2: I Just Spooped Myself
It's Spooptober so get ready to get spooped as we spend all Spooptober talking about spoopy sequels! This week we talk about Evil Dead 2 and how it defies sequel norms and how it effectively launched the careers of Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell and became a cult classic. Get your spoops up!
Episode 16: 2 Fast 2 Furious: Tyrese is da real MVP
This week on Sequelize This Chris and Dan discuss the first sequel in the Fast and Furious franchise and how it's a really good bad movie, bruh.
Episode 15: U.S. Marshals: That's Movies!
Since Chris is a fugitive now, we thought it fitting to watch the sequel to the film The Fugitive, U.S. Marshals! We discuss how this is actually a good movie and how we don't understand why no one else talks about this movie. Seriously, it's good.
Episode 14: The Lost World: Jurassic Park w/ Guest Co-Host Matt Gabel!
For the first time ever on Sequelize This, we have a guest in the co-host seat, friend of the show Matt Gabel! And we're discussing the second Jurassic Park film, The Lost World!
Episode 13: Bill and Ted Face the Music: An Excellent Adventure
This week Dan and Chris discuss the first new movie sequel of note in 2020, and just like everyone expected, it's the Bill and Ted movie! They discuss a little bit of how this came to be that this might be the most exciting movie released this year but also how strangely important it is, too.
Episode 12: Rocky II: More Adversity
This week on the show where two dudes eat a movie and crap a podcast, Dan and Chris go 15 rounds with Rocky II! And they also talk a lot about other movies and why you shouldn't trust penis-enlargement ads.
Episode 11: Aliens: Michael Bay Doing a Stephen Spielberg Impression
IT'S BEEN two weeks, but we're back! And this time we're talking about Aliens and how it differs from the original and how it sometimes more doesn't mean better. We also changed up the format a bit, so let us know what you think of it!
Episode 10: Mad Max Fury Road: The Best Road Trip Movie?
Grab the wheel to your favorite V8 powered off-roader and cuddle up close with your favorite blood bag while we try to explain why Mad Max Fury Road is so awesome
Episode 9: Days of Future Past by The X-Men starring Huge Jackedman
Okay, I know that I say in this episode that this is episode 10, but it's really episode 9, but it's actually our 10th episode if you count the preview episode we did, so there. We also talk about X-Men Days of Future Past and how you don't have to be a pedophile to make a good movie.
Episode 8: Terminator 2: Capable
This week Dan and Chris discover that they have been repeating the same phrases to describe movies the entire time. Oh, and they discuss one of the best action movies of all time and a landmark cinematic achievement, Terminator 2: Judgement Day. So grab your best leather jacket and sunglasses, and listen to this if you want to live.
Episode 7: Batman & Robin: Tasteful Bat Nipples
This week we dive into one of the best worst movies and one of the weirdest sequels ever made, Batman & Robin! So get your rubber, nipple-clad costumes on and ready your ice puns while we go crazy trying to make sense of this movie.
Episode 6: Ghostbusters 2: Sufficiently Jaunty
When there's something strange in your podcast player, who ya gonna call? Technical support. When you wanna know, why a sequel is made, who you gonna call? Sequelize This! There isn't much that Dan and Chris have in common with the actual Ghostbusters, except that bustin' makes us feel good. Full disclosure, we get a little lost in the sauce on this one, but we had fun making it so you get to be subjected to it!
Episode 5: Blade Runner 2049: At Night, In the Rain
Having run out of Star Wars sequels to discuss (for now), Dan and Chris talk about one of their favorite movies, Blade Runner 2049. These guys love this movie so much even Dan can't nitpick that much. I know. Everyone is surprised.
Episode 4: Episode 3 Part 2: Star Wars Episode IX 10,000 Death Stars!
In the dramatic final installment of our Star Wars sequel trilogy discussion, we wrap up our tear-down of The Rise of Skywalker. Yes, this is a sequel to an episode of a podcast that talks about sequels. It's just sequels all the way down. Oh, and we finally come up with a catch phrase to end the show on, so that's something.
Episode 3 Part 1: Star Wars Episode IX The Death of Star Wars
This is it. The moment we've all been waiting for. Well, Dan and Chris have been waiting for it. We finally discuss... Okay, it's not The Godfather Part II, but it is a movie we've been wanting to discuss ever since we saw it. It's part one of our conclusion of the third trilogy of Star Wars where we talk about the ninth movie! That's right, we had so much to talk about here that we had to split it into two parts. Join us as we laugh, cry, but mostly shout angry obscenities at all involved.
Episode 2: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Good Star Wars Movie
Dan and Chris can't seem to find a way to watch The Godfather Part II, so they discuss the next chapter in the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Spoiler: They really like this one.
Episode 1: Star Wars Episode VII: Here We Go Again to Blow Up the Thing Again
After failing to acquire a copy of The Godfather Part II, Chris and Dan dive into the Star Wars sequel trilogy instead and discuss The Force Awakens
Episode 0: The Prequel to a Podcast
In the first episode of Sequelize This, Dan and Chris discuss what they're actually doing on this show, which sequels are worth discussing, and tease an upcoming episode.