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Sequelize This

By Dan Sarnowski

Two self-described film buffs analyze movie sequels
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25: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Sucking on Andy Serkis's Dick

Sequelize ThisJan 08, 2021

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25: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Sucking on Andy Serkis's Dick

25: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Sucking on Andy Serkis's Dick

Prequelize This? Sure, why not. On this week's episode we talk about the first part of a three part prequel series of Planet of the Apes movies. Or is it a reboot? Or a pre-boot?

Jan 08, 202155:09
24: Wonder Woman 1984: This Time It's the 80's

24: Wonder Woman 1984: This Time It's the 80's

New Year, new sequels. This week we discuss one of the most anticipated films of 2020, Wonder Woman 1984 and how it harkens back to the fun of superhero films of the 80's.

Jan 01, 202156:29
23: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: John Hughes's Hilarious Corpse

23: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: John Hughes's Hilarious Corpse

It's Christmas and we're celebrating by talking about a Christmas sequel to a non-Christmas movie. We also talk about that time Chevy Chase died on 9/11.

Dec 24, 202048:49
22: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm feat. Boring American Borat

22: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm feat. Boring American Borat

We're finally back after a bit of a hiatus! And we're discussing one of the most talk about movies of 2020, Borat 2! Is it very nice?

Dec 11, 202050:49
21: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Halloween II: Blood, Boobs, and Burn Victims

21: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Halloween II: Blood, Boobs, and Burn Victims

In the epic final conclusion to our 2020 Spooptober Spooptacular, we try our best(?) to analyze Halloween II...

Oct 30, 202050:52
20: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Doctor Sleep: It Actually Works!

20: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Doctor Sleep: It Actually Works!

On part four of our Spooptober Spooptacular 2020, we break down the criminally overlooked (see what I did there?) sequel to the classic film, The Shining. 

Oct 23, 202002:16:16
19: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: 28 Weeks Later: An American Sniper in London

19: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: 28 Weeks Later: An American Sniper in London

For round three of our 2020 Spooptober Spooptacular, we discuss 28 Weeks Later and how weird it is to be watching a movie about a viral pandemic when you're currently in a pandemic.

Oct 16, 202001:16:41
18: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2: Where Did the Story Go?

18: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2: Where Did the Story Go?

Dan and Chris manage to talk about Blair Witch 2 for an hour. This is guaranteed to be more entertaining than watching the movie instead. Why did we do this to ourselves?

Oct 09, 202001:07:52
17: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Evil Dead 2: I Just Spooped Myself

17: Spooptober Spooptacular 2020: Evil Dead 2: I Just Spooped Myself

It's Spooptober so get ready to get spooped as we spend all Spooptober talking about spoopy sequels! This week we talk about Evil Dead 2 and how it defies sequel norms and how it effectively launched the careers of Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell and became a cult classic. Get your spoops up!

Oct 02, 202001:05:53
Episode 16: 2 Fast 2 Furious: Tyrese is da real MVP

Episode 16: 2 Fast 2 Furious: Tyrese is da real MVP

This week on Sequelize This Chris and Dan discuss the first sequel in the Fast and Furious franchise and how it's a really good bad movie, bruh.

Sep 25, 202001:36:14
Episode 15: U.S. Marshals: That's Movies!

Episode 15: U.S. Marshals: That's Movies!

Since Chris is a fugitive now, we thought it fitting to watch the sequel to the film The Fugitive, U.S. Marshals! We discuss how this is actually a good movie and how we don't understand why no one else talks about this movie. Seriously, it's good. 

Sep 18, 202001:34:13
Episode 14: The Lost World: Jurassic Park w/ Guest Co-Host Matt Gabel!

Episode 14: The Lost World: Jurassic Park w/ Guest Co-Host Matt Gabel!

For the first time ever on Sequelize This, we have a guest in the co-host seat, friend of the show Matt Gabel! And we're discussing the second Jurassic Park film, The Lost World!

Sep 11, 202002:19:47
Episode 13: Bill and Ted Face the Music: An Excellent Adventure

Episode 13: Bill and Ted Face the Music: An Excellent Adventure

This week Dan and Chris discuss the first new movie sequel of note in 2020, and just like everyone expected, it's the Bill and Ted movie! They discuss a little bit of how this came to be that this might be the most exciting movie released this year but also how strangely important it is, too.

Sep 04, 202001:16:26
Episode 12: Rocky II: More Adversity

Episode 12: Rocky II: More Adversity

This week on the show where two dudes eat a movie and crap a podcast, Dan and Chris go 15 rounds with Rocky II! And they also talk a lot about other movies and why you shouldn't trust penis-enlargement ads.

Aug 28, 202001:56:12
Episode 11: Aliens: Michael Bay Doing a Stephen Spielberg Impression

Episode 11: Aliens: Michael Bay Doing a Stephen Spielberg Impression

IT'S BEEN two weeks, but we're back! And this time we're talking about Aliens and how it differs from the original and how it sometimes more doesn't mean better. We also changed up the format a bit, so let us know what you think of it!

Aug 21, 202001:39:03
Episode 10: Mad Max Fury Road: The Best Road Trip Movie?

Episode 10: Mad Max Fury Road: The Best Road Trip Movie?

Grab the wheel to your favorite V8 powered off-roader and cuddle up close with your favorite blood bag while we try to explain why Mad Max Fury Road is so awesome

Jul 31, 202001:48:14
Episode 9: Days of Future Past by The X-Men starring Huge Jackedman

Episode 9: Days of Future Past by The X-Men starring Huge Jackedman

Okay, I know that I say in this episode that this is episode 10, but it's really episode 9, but it's actually our 10th episode if you count the preview episode we did, so there. We also talk about X-Men Days of Future Past and how you don't have to be a pedophile to make a good movie.

Jul 24, 202001:46:33
Episode 8: Terminator 2: Capable

Episode 8: Terminator 2: Capable

This week Dan and Chris discover that they have been repeating the same phrases to describe movies the entire time. Oh, and they discuss one of the best action movies of all time and a landmark cinematic achievement, Terminator 2: Judgement Day. So grab your best leather jacket and sunglasses, and listen to this if you want to live.

Jul 17, 202002:12:23
Episode 7: Batman & Robin: Tasteful Bat Nipples

Episode 7: Batman & Robin: Tasteful Bat Nipples

This week we dive into one of the best worst movies and one of the weirdest sequels ever made, Batman & Robin! So get your rubber, nipple-clad costumes on and ready your ice puns while we go crazy trying to make sense of this movie.

Jul 10, 202002:06:21
Episode 6: Ghostbusters 2: Sufficiently Jaunty

Episode 6: Ghostbusters 2: Sufficiently Jaunty

When there's something strange in your podcast player, who ya gonna call? Technical support. When you wanna know, why a sequel is made, who you gonna call? Sequelize This! There isn't much that Dan and Chris have in common with the actual Ghostbusters, except that bustin' makes us feel good. Full disclosure, we get a little lost in the sauce on this one, but we had fun making it so you get to be subjected to it!

Jul 03, 202002:28:10
Episode 5: Blade Runner 2049: At Night, In the Rain

Episode 5: Blade Runner 2049: At Night, In the Rain

Having run out of Star Wars sequels to discuss (for now), Dan and Chris talk about one of their favorite movies, Blade Runner 2049. These guys love this movie so much even Dan can't nitpick that much. I know. Everyone is surprised.

Jun 26, 202002:26:54
Episode 4: Episode 3 Part 2: Star Wars Episode IX 10,000 Death Stars!

Episode 4: Episode 3 Part 2: Star Wars Episode IX 10,000 Death Stars!

In the dramatic final installment of our Star Wars sequel trilogy discussion, we wrap up our tear-down of The Rise of Skywalker. Yes, this is a sequel to an episode of a podcast that talks about sequels. It's just sequels all the way down. Oh, and we finally come up with a catch phrase to end the show on, so that's something.

Jun 19, 202001:44:00
Episode 3 Part 1: Star Wars Episode IX The Death of Star Wars

Episode 3 Part 1: Star Wars Episode IX The Death of Star Wars

This is it. The moment we've all been waiting for. Well, Dan and Chris have been waiting for it. We finally discuss... Okay, it's not The Godfather Part II, but it is a movie we've been wanting to discuss ever since we saw it. It's part one of our conclusion of the third trilogy of Star Wars where we talk about the ninth movie! That's right, we had so much to talk about here that we had to split it into two parts. Join us as we laugh, cry, but mostly shout angry obscenities at all involved.

Jun 12, 202002:22:42
Episode 2: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Good Star Wars Movie

Episode 2: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Good Star Wars Movie

Dan and Chris can't seem to find a way to watch The Godfather Part II, so they discuss the next chapter in the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Spoiler: They really like this one.

Jun 05, 202002:27:10
Episode 1: Star Wars Episode VII: Here We Go Again to Blow Up the Thing Again

Episode 1: Star Wars Episode VII: Here We Go Again to Blow Up the Thing Again

After failing to acquire a copy of The Godfather Part II, Chris and Dan dive into the Star Wars sequel trilogy instead and discuss The Force Awakens

May 29, 202001:43:26
Episode 0: The Prequel to a Podcast

Episode 0: The Prequel to a Podcast

In the first episode of Sequelize This, Dan and Chris discuss what they're actually doing on this show, which sequels are worth discussing, and tease an upcoming episode.

May 22, 202026:02