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Seriously Call MeJul 19, 2021
'Love Island' Favorite Moments Breakdown: We Seriously Fancy Season 5, But Are We Crackin' On with Season 7?
We've got a text! Surprise: Alani and Ariana have returned from another unexpected hiatus and they are just in time for new seasons of their favorite summer dating show: Love Island. Since Love Island UK is the OG, they are breaking down their favorite moments from the first six seasons and giving their first impressions on season 7. Then, they travel back home to discuss their initial reactions to the cast of Love Island USA season 3.
Spoilers:
(00:00) A countdown of our top 10 favorite moments from Love Island UK
(44:35) Alani and Ariana’s first impressions of Love Island UK season 7 islanders
(1:01:55) Reactions to the Love Island USA season 3 islanders
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Alani: @alanimv
Ariana: @arianabrock23
'The Bachelor' Finale: Rachael Kirkconnell's Reading List That Never Existed, The Toxicity That Did, and The Small City of Chicago
Alani and Ariana want to wish you all a happy new year! Yes, we have taken another hiatus, but we are back. During our time off, we have been watching The Bachelor. Thankfully, we have made it to the end of this dreadful season. Before we put it behind us for good, Alani and Ariana break down Matt James’s season finale and “After The Final Rose.” They also give their thoughts on the two upcoming seasons of The Bachelorette and announce if they will stick around to watch them.
Spoilers:
(00:00) Our overall thoughts on Matt James’s finale
(17:00) Rating Emmanuel Acho’s performance as host of ATFR and discussing Rachel Kirkconnell’s racist actions
(27:22) Why putting Matt’s dad on the show was exploitative
(32:38) Our opinions on The Bachelorette twist
(42:20) Who we think is definitely going to be on Bachelor in Paradise and who from Bachelor Nation has disappointed us recently
(01:03:09) Alani’s most upsetting moment during the season
'The Bachelorette' Binge Episode 2: Let Clare Yell at Men, Please
Alani and Ariana are back with a brand new version of their podcast! Since they love television so much, naturally, these two friends decided to switch things up with a new podcast featuring episode recaps and commentary on popular television shows. All the shows can be streamed so you can follow the ladies on their binge-watching journey.
There will be plenty of laughs, side-eyes, and tangents along the way.
This time, we are keeping up with a show that airs weekly. We have talked about The Bachelorette a few times on the podcast, but we decided to go all-in for this latest season. We will be commenting on the show every week. In the second episode of this series, Alani and Ariana dissect Clare’s controversial actions and the three dates.
Spoilers:
(01:15) Our favorite/ funniest things from Episode 2
(09:25) Things that bugged us this episode
(19:00) All the reasons Yosef is irrational
(28:10) Breaking down the hate Clare is getting online
(53:35) Our updated predictions for the rest of the season.
'The Bachelorette' Binge Episode 1: Clare-fore Art Though (We're Sorry)
Alani and Ariana are back with a brand new version of their podcast! Since they love television so much, naturally, these two friends decided to switch things up with a new podcast featuring episode recaps and commentary on popular television shows. All the shows can be streamed so you can follow the ladies on their binge-watching journey.
There will be plenty of laughs, side-eyes, and tangents along the way.
This time, we are keeping up with a show that airs weekly. We have talked about The Bachelorette a few times on the podcast, but we decided to go all in for this latest season. We will be commenting on the show every week. It seems like this might actually be a season filled with drama. In the first episode of this series, Alani and Ariana highlight their initial thoughts on the premiere of Clare’s season of The Bachelorette.
Spoilers:
(00:30) Introduction to new series and this season of The Bachelorette
(05:25) First impressions of Clare
(13:30) Favorite guys and our favorite moments of the night
(22:36) Least favorite guys and the worst moments of the night
(30:38) Our initial reactions to Dale
(36:50 ) How we think the season will transition from Clare to Tayshia
'Love, Victor' Binge Ep. 7 & 8: Simon Is Our King
Alani and Ariana are back with a brand new version of their podcast! Since they love television so much, naturally, these two friends decided to switch things up with a new podcast featuring episode recaps and commentary on popular television shows. All the shows can be streamed so you can follow the ladies on their binge-watching journey.
There will be plenty of laughs, side-eyes, and tangents along the way. Alani and Ariana will review half of a season before they decide to recommend continuing the binge-watch or dropping the show for another.
The second series we are talking about is Love, Victor. 2020 is crazy so we took another unexpected hiatus in the middle of our binge watch. Sorry, everyone! We are finally back with episodes 7 and 8. Ariana was a big fan of episode 7 while Alani enjoyed episode 8 more. Let’s dive back in to see how the ladies are enjoying the last few episodes of the season.
Spoilers:
(02:25) Where we last left Victor
(3:50) Episode 7 recap
(54:00) Final thoughts on Episode 7 and that much-anticipated kiss
(57:05) Episode 8 recap
(1:32:20) Final thoughts on Episode 8 and a sidebar about a plot point in Love, Simon
'Love, Victor' Binge Ep. 4, 5, & 6: Sex Talk and The Electric Chair? What's Victor Got To Deal With Now?
Alani and Ariana are back with a brand new version of their podcast! Since they love television so much, naturally, these two friends decided to switch things up with a new podcast featuring episode recaps and commentary on popular television shows. All the shows can be streamed so you can follow the ladies on their binge-watching journey.
There will be plenty of laughs, side-eyes, and tangents along the way. Alani and Ariana will review half of a season before they decide to recommend continuing the binge-watch or dropping the show for another.
The second series we are talking about is Love, Victor. After a few episodes, the ladies are slowly becoming fans of the show at the halfway point. But…they have a few issues to address and some theories to propose. Why are some of the characters so corny? Also, is Benji a ghost that Victor dreamed up? Let’s discuss .
Spoilers:
(02:00) Episode 4 recap
(19:50) Final thoughts on Episode 4 and the relationship between Victor’s parents
(26:00) Episode 5 recap
(49:33) Final thoughts on Episode 5 and Armando’s parenting skills
(54:42) Episode 6 recap
(1:27:58) Final thoughts on Episode 6 and all the sex talk
(1:35:25) What we think about the show halfway through
'Love Victor' Binge Ep. 1 - 3: Simon, The Instagram DM Saint We All Need
Alani and Ariana are back with a brand new version of their podcast! Since they love television so much, naturally, these two friends decided to switch things up with a new podcast featuring episode recaps and commentary on popular television shows. All the shows can be streamed so you can follow the ladies on their binge-watching journey.
There will be plenty of laughs, side-eyes, and tangents along the way. Alani and Ariana will review half of a season before they decide to recommend continuing the binge-watch or dropping the show for another.
The second series we are talking about is Love, Victor. Both Alani and Ariana were fans of the movie. They give their initial impressions based on the first three episodes. Do they enjoy this TV spinoff? What do they think of all the characters so far and who is a fan-favorite that rubs them the wrong way? Most importantly, what’s up with this theme song?!
Spoilers:
(01:00) Intro to Love, Victor
(02:10) Breakdown of the first episode and our opinions on the characters
(21:12) Episode 2 recap and Nick Robinson’s voiceovers
(39:10) Final thoughts on Episode 2
(44:15) Episode 3 recap
(1:08:00) Final thoughts on Episode 3 and overall reaction to the series so far
'The Outer Banks' Binge Ep. 10: The Finale Is Here & The Best Character Only JUST Showed Up
Sorry for the couple-day delay, but we're back!
Alani and Ariana are here with a brand new version of their podcast! Since they love television so much, naturally, these two friends decided to switch things up with a new podcast featuring episode recaps and commentary on popular television shows. All the shows can be streamed so you can follow the ladies on their binge-watching journey.
There will be plenty of laughs, side-eyes, and tangents along the way. Alani and Ariana will review half of a season before they decide to recommend continuing the binge-watch or dropping the show for another.
The first series we are talking about is Outer Banks. We have finally made it to the end! HUZZAH! Did our predictions about the season finale come true? Also, will Alani and Ariana stick around to watch the next season?
Spoilers:
(01:55) Episode 10 recap
(53:04) Final thoughts on Episode 10
(57:00) What did Alani and Ariana think of the season as a whole?
(1:09:05) Will they return for next season?
'The Outer Banks' Binge Ep. 8 & 9: Bad Decisions Continue To Be Made
Alani and Ariana are back with a brand new version of their podcast! Since they love television so much, naturally, these two friends decided to switch things up with a new podcast featuring episode recaps and commentary on popular television shows. All the shows can be streamed so you can follow the ladies on their binge-watching journey.
There will be plenty of laughs, side-eyes, and tangents along the way. Alani and Ariana will review half of a season before they decide to recommend continuing the binge-watch or dropping the show for another.
The first series we are talking about is Outer Banks. We are almost at the end, thankfully! We are on episodes 8 and 9 and our favorite Pogues are in difficult situations before the finale. Alani and Ariana also have some thoughts about Kiara’s plans involving Antarctica and camels.
Spoilers:
(00:45) Episode 8 recap
(41:55) Final thoughts on Episode 8
(46:00) Episode 9 recap
(1:14:40) Final thoughts on Episode 9 and predictions…
'The Outer Banks' Binge Episode 6 - 7: When Rich Dads Attack (Also, Team JJ Update)
Alani and Ariana are back with a brand new version of their podcast! Since they love television so much, naturally, these two friends decided to switch things up with a new podcast featuring episode recaps and commentary on popular television shows. All the shows can be streamed so you can follow the ladies on their binge-watching journey.
There will be plenty of laughs, side-eyes, and tangents along the way. Alani and Ariana will review half of a season before they decide to recommend continuing the binge-watch or dropping the show for another.
The first series we are talking about is Outer Banks. We are slowly chugging along to episodes 6 and 7! There are a lot of plot points to unpack. Also, Alani and Ariana might be on Team JJ now…
Spoilers:
(00:50) Episode 6 recap
(29:30) Final thoughts on Episode 6
(30:32) Episode 7 recap
(1:02:55) Final thoughts on Episode 7 and predictions…
'The Outer Banks' Binge Ep. 5: Mid-Season Checkpoint!
Alani and Ariana are back with a brand new version of their podcast! Since they love television so much, naturally, these two friends decided to switch things up with a new podcast featuring episode recaps and commentary on popular television shows. All the shows can be streamed so you can follow the ladies on their binge-watching journey.
There will be plenty of laughs, side-eyes, and tangents along the way. Alani and Ariana will review half of a season before they decide to recommend continuing the binge-watch or dropping the show for another.
The first series we are talking about is Outer Banks. We have made it halfway through the show to episode 5! Listen to hear their midpoint review. Will they continue watching the rest of the season or drop it for something else?
Spoilers:
(00:50) Episode 5 recap
(35:25) Final thoughts on Episode 5
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'The Outer Banks' Binge Ep. 3 & 4: You're Really Gonna Be Racist? And Golf?
Alani and Ariana are back with a brand new version of their podcast! Since they love television so much, naturally, these two friends decided to switch things up with a new podcast featuring episode recaps and commentary on popular television shows. All the shows can be streamed so you can follow the ladies on their binge-watching journey.
There will be plenty of laughs, side-eyes, and tangents along the way. Alani and Ariana will review half of a season before they decide to recommend continuing the binge-watch or dropping the show for another.
The first series we are talking about is Outer Banks. Next up are episodes 3 and 4! Has the show grown on them at all? More importantly, what happened to the compass?
Spoilers:
(01:08) Initial thoughts on Outer Banks
(03:50) Episode 3 recap
(43:58) Final thoughts on Episode 3
(45:15) Episode 4 recap
(1:11:45) Final thoughts on Episode 4
Follow us on Twitter: @SeriouslyCallMe
'The Outer Banks' Binge Episodes 1 & 2: What That Compass Do, Though?
Alani and Ariana are back with a brand new version of their podcast! Since they love television so much, naturally, these two friends decided to switch things up with a new podcast featuring episode recaps and commentary on popular television shows. All the shows can be streamed so you can follow the ladies on their binge-watching journey.
There will be plenty of laughs, side-eyes, and tangents along the way. Alani and Ariana will review half of a season before they decide to recommend continuing the binge-watch or dropping the show for another.
The first series we are talking about is Outer Banks! The ladies start by breaking down the first two episodes. Let’s just say there is a lot to unpack here…
Spoilers:
(00:15) New podcast introduction
(01:40) Episode 1 recap
(18:30) Thoughts on the pilot
(26:00) Episode 2 recap
(58:00) Thoughts on everything so far and predictions
Follow the podcast on Twitter at @SeriouslyCallMe
'Love Is Blind,' But Not For Peter Weber || Seriously Call Me || Episode 15
Alani and Ariana discuss what they think of Peter’s messy season so far and how they think it will end. Then, they switch over to their new obsession: Love Is Blind. And Alani even makes a shocking confession.
Seriously Call Me is recorded from two places in the continental US — Chicago (where Alani reigns from) and Ariana in LA (loving the sun in her hometown).Two time zones, but the same wavelength when it comes to all things pop culture and entertainment, Alani and Ariana dish it out every week. Movies, TV, music, and more are on the table along with some gossip here and there (or everywhere). With their new segments, "Dropped Call" and “Charged Up,” anything can be said, so stay tuned.
As always, the time tracks are below because we're generous like that.
SPOILERS:
*1:20—Ariana and Alani share how they think Peter’s season of The Bachelor compares to other seasons
*11:22—Our predictions for how Peter’s season wraps up and how we feel about “the fantasy suite ultimatum”
*20:10—We discuss season one of Love Is Blind, excluding the reunion, and say what we thought about each couple while watching
*27:00—Alani talks possibly taking her love for reality TV a step further
To Christmas, Or Not To Christmas? That Is The Question || Seriously Call Me || Episode 14
Surprise, surprise! We actually didn’t take another random hiatus! We are back with another episode before diving into 2020. The holiday season is in full swing but Alani and Ariana have polar (get it?) opposite opinions when it comes to spreading Christmas cheer.
Alani and Ariana discuss when they think it is appropriate to start celebrating Christmas. Then, they talk about their favorite festive songs and movies. Of course, they share a few laughs in between. It’s also time to bring back our Dropped Call segment! Quite a few people have landed on the girls’ Naughty List recently.
Seriously Call Me is recorded from two places in the continental US — Chicago (where Alani reigns from) and Ariana in LA (loving the sun in her hometown).Two time zones, but the same wavelength when it comes to all things pop culture and entertainment, Alani and Ariana dish it out every week. Movies, TV, music, and more are on the table along with some gossip here and there (or everywhere). With their new segments, "Dropped Call" and “Charged Up,” anything can be said, so stay tuned.
As always, the time tracks are below because we're generous like that.
SPOILERS:
*0:53—Alani has beef with people who jump from Halloween to Christmas. Is she a Scrooge?
*2:02—Ariana shares her love for Christmas music all-year-round. But she’s not a big Halloween or Thanksgiving person.
*3:03—“Halloween is my jam.”— Alani Vargas
*4:35—Alani’s conspiracy theory about the universe and Christmas.
*5:40—Alani’s favorite Christmas tracks.
*7:34—Ariana and attempts to narrow down her favorite past and present Christmas songs.
*9:50—Ariana’s most-watched Christmas movies of all time and why she watches them alone. Bonus: Breaking down the plot of ION’s “A Christmas Princess”
*13:33—Alani’s rage toward Hallmark Christmas movies. She also has a few holiday films she enjoys.
DROPPED CALL:
*23:40—It’s Alani vs. toxic “Star Wars” fans. Must get rid of toxic in the community.
*25:48— Ariana is disappointed in one of her favorite reality TV shows: “Survivor.”
Tell us what you like and what we should talk about! Follow us on Twitter: @alanimv & @arianabrock23