Sex and Waffles

Joy is recently single and is worried about entering the wild, not because she is afraid of being single, but because she knows what the wild is like. Joy reveals a lot of secrets and the time she accidentally spit everything on a man- which she says was not her fault, it was his. Find out what happened at a Dunkin' Donuts in this episode of Sex and Waffles. 

Host: @mashosannajoy

show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Joy was left to quarantine alone in her room for 6 days and things got weird. After reading the Kama Sutra and discovering she was covid free, Joy takes us on a whirl wind journey of why you should eat more ass and why you should participate in analmas her new favorite holiday. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

This year Joy is celebrating PussMas- aka the most wonderful time of the year. We all know Joy is a full advocate for eating pussy and encourages everyone to do so, but what happens when her dreams are squandered by someone taking a snooze while eating her out? Find out how Joy navigates almost suffocating a man and what to do when someone falls asleep mid take out sesh. 

Host: @mashosannaJoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Joy is back feister than ever and here to talk about when men have nothing but the audacity. This week Joy talks about when friends with bennys goes ary and plays her fave game- is it love or control. 

Bars now feel like watering holes and I feel like a zebra at the watering hole. This week Joy discusses her fave topic men in the wild and the fact that her dad read her book. Join in to learn how not to flex on women and what dad thought of the book. 

Show:@thejoyofwaffles

Host:@mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

What's the worst thing someone can do? Pull your hair wrong. This week Joy discusses hair pulling and how it can be the hottest thing or the worst thing in the world. After giving advice to a man in the wild Joy has realized that this is not just advice for the bedroom it is advice for life. Tune in to find out how and when to pull hair. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Waffle Press Studios 

Froget Girl's Gone Wild, Joy has gone wild. Joy spills a lot of secrets and reevaluates her entire sex life in this episode. Ever wondered how Joy remembers everything that has happened in bed? She has a Sexcel Spreadsheet where she has all of her stories locked away. Joy debates the benefits of a bed frame, fucking with dogs and discloses that parents are out here wingmanning their children left and right. Find out if Joy would be able to pick out all the dicks she has been with in a dick line up. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosnnajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Waffle Press Studios

Do you have the Golden Dicket? Are you Charlie and the Condom Factory? Why are men out here wearing dad jeans and condoms that don't fit? These are all the questions that Joy answers in this week's episode. Joy spills her frustrations about men wearing the wrong sized condoms and that she empathizes with men hating condoms, but still supports them. Joy encourages men to accept the dick they cannot change and live with it rather than try to dress it in gold. Tune in to find out how mattresses are life changing and men need to wear the right size condom.  

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

In a rare turn of events Joy has found love and attraction for the hot dads or DILFS of the world. After a trip to the movies Joy discovers a lot of things about her sexuality from finding dads attractive to realizing she would bag Frodo Baggins. She also has the realization that movies are a hot date and not a weird one. In the past, Joy has been opposed to fucking dads for their proven fertility and has never understood when females say "it's so hot when a man is with their kid," but now the tables have turned and Joy has realized that everything she has ever said about a man is becoming her own personal reality. Listen in to find out what new porno Joy writes, how Vin Diesel is a hot zaddy and how she's into the DILF scene. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Waffle Press Studios.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BRUNCH CLUB! On this week's episode Joy discusses good men and how she really appreciates them in her life. She discusses how men see the world, the friends who have helped her get laid and how you should never be a cock block. Find out how Joy experiences weddings and birthdays. Turns out Joy does love some men. Find out who and why. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania 

Sex on a beach? Butter on a dick? Are these drinks Joy has had or are they things Joy has done? This week Joy explores why she would never have sex on a beach, how men who dance can fuck, and butter on a dick. Joy spent the last week in Hawaii and has a lot of things to discuss from sand in her pussy to her newest fantasy. Tune in to learn out if you are somebody who fucks or if you just need help. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music:@vaudevillerevival

Artwork: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Waffle Press Studios.

What's the best mattress to fuck on? Does the mattress make or break the sex? What is our best option to fuck on? This week Joy dives into her past and remembers all the times she made fun of someone for owning an air mattress and now she is fucking on air mattresses. Seems a lot like the pot calling the kettle black. She contemplates what is the best route to fuck on and why air mattress sex is so good. Listen in to find out how Joy feels about air mattresses. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania 

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This week Joy brings a special bonus episode to the listeners- it is the intro to her book. Joy wanted to show everyone what she has been working on with the audiobook so here it is. A sneak peak into the book or just the tip of the book. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host:@mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @Doodleomania

All about anal. How do people ask for anal? What is the best way to go about it? Should you use lube for anal? Joy talks all about anal this week and lets you know all her butt secrets. In a shocking turn of events Joy has had some weird things happen with the booty. This week she dives into the times she has done anal, how you really need a build up, men who eat ass, and a few other things that deal with the poop chute. Tune in to hear about Joy's booty adventures. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom. Waffle Press Studios. 

Do you spit of swallow? Ah the age old question of what to do when someone cums in your mouth. Do you have to swallow it? Despite what people say you actually do not have to swallow it. This week Joy talks about what she does when people cum in her mouth and why she doesn't like it and why she refuses to swallow. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

We talked all about Tinder last week, but what do you do after you get a match? How do you navigate the first date waters? Joy shares how horrible first dates are and why she hates eating with strangers. She doesn't hate dating Just thinks that dates could be more fun and doesn't think it's fair to expose someone to her hangers. Joy gives a list of ideas that she thinks would be fun to do for dates and if she ever plans a first date these are things she would like to do. Tune in to find out how to take someone on a date and seal the deal or not. 

Show: @Thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Artwork: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom. Waffle Press Studios. 

How to Tinder? How does one even make a Tinder profile? What is online dating? This week Joy discusses how much she hates Tinder and dating apps, but wants people to have better profiles. After perusing for scientific research, Joy has decided that most people's profiles suck and they really need to step up their game. Find out how to be better in this episode. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom. Waffle Press Studios

This week we are joined by the amazing Raylene Taskoski! We talk everything from life, career changes, making money, to lube, condoms, dry humping and vaginal scar tissue. Raylene is a comedian, speaker, sex-educator, mom, wife, and everything in-between. She has knowledge for days and wants everyone to have orgasms- duh. No stone is left unturned on this episode of Sex and Waffles. Tune into find out what Lube you should be using and how to make condoms not feel like rubber bands on your labia. 

Guest: Raylene Taskoski @standupcomedysexed Standupcomedysexed.com Facebook.com/standupcomedysexed Raylenetaskoski.com Facebook.com/speakerraylene

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosanna@joy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom Waffle Press studios. 

This week Joy explores the things people have said to her in bed, including all the questions that make her feel like she's at a gyno appointment. Here favorite one is "So how many dicks have been inside of you?" Joy talks about how you need to get tested and don't be weird about it because you have one vagina and it can't be duplicated or recycled. Listen in to find out how Joy handles questions in bed.

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Joy spits into someone's mouth this week and it does not go as planned. After realizing that some people did not understand that Joy is not bringing men to orgasm with her hands she dives back into hand jobs and the meaning of foreplay. This week Joy discusses female pleasure and mentions that she could possibly understand why men don't really get it. She compares the male and female orgasm with striking accuracy and lets men know that females need pleasure too. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @Doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom. Waffle Press Studios.

Are we in to hand jobs? Do we do them? Are hand jobs the new job? Is there a Linkdin for this? This week Joy discusses everything hand jobs. From when she found her first dick in the wild top how she got in to hand jobs. After a decade of not participating in hand jobs Joy has discovered that she actually really likes them. Find out all about Joy's hand job journey in this week's episode. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom Waffle Press Studios

Do you have a dog? What do you do with your dog when you're getting it on? Do you let your dog watch? Do you let your dog join? Is your dog banished to the outdoors while you get it on? Joy hates having dogs in the bedroom while she is getting it on. She is okay with cats, but dogs are a hard no. Joy discusses why she hates having sex with dogs in the room and why it would impossible for her to fuck around her cows. 

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host:@mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and Produced by Joy Nystrom. Waffle Press Studios.

Joy thinks she is totally normal until she recalls all the times she has gotten laid in the forest. She reveals that she gets turned on by cars, but has no idea why. She also mentions that she does not hate men, but lists the reasons she may or may not hate things about them. This fun episode talks about how great the vagina is, how she talks men into fucking her on the side of the road, and why she likes belts so much. 

Book: https://amzn.to/3tQYlzU

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: @Joynystrom

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom

Sex and Waffles welcomes the first ever guest to the show, the very elegant and funny Emily Santarsiero! The two creatives dive deep into a multitude of deep topics like not being ready for sex, men with guns, women's pleasure and what it's like to be from Connecticut. Women experience a lot of different things during sex and sometimes we end up just having sex even when we aren't feeling it, they discuss when they felt taken advantage of and how one thing can just lead to another even if it's not really what you want. Recognizing that a lot of women go through these things, they discuss how to mitigate these situations and how your body is yours and nobody else's. They also touch on farting in relationships and in public, when it's appropriate (always) and when to hold it in. This episode covers a lot of ground in a little time. 

Guest: Emily Santarsiero @Emilysiero 

Emily's Podcast Work It Own It @Workitownitpod

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannaJoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @Doodleomania

Witten and produced by Joy Nystrom

Do you where socks in bed? Are socks allowed? Do you go sockless in the bedroom? Joy explores her feelings on socks during sex this week and other sexual revelations she has had this year. Joy also dives into shower sex and why she absolutely hates it. Find out why Joy hates shower sex and how she feels about socks. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannaJoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom, Waffle Press studios. 

Joy follows up her last episode of bad sex with none other than another episode of bad sex. Find out the beginnings of sex and waffles and why the whole thing came to be. 

BOOK RELEASE IS 2/14/2021 you can find the book here https://sex-and-waffles.myshopify.com/

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Artwork: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom

It's blizzarding in 2021 and joy manages to still get laid. Joy takes you on her adventures and then brings you back to the beginnings of Sex and Waffles. Are you having bad sex? What did your sex ed teach you? Did you learn about STDs? Joy discusses all of the things she learned in High school and a lot of the things she didn't. 

Book release: 2/14/2021

Host: Joy Nystrom

Show: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Cover Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom.

This week we discuss fucking the Grinch and Joy plans her next book- Grinch fan fiction. Men's height is taller or shorter better? Joy dives into breakups on holidays and talks about all the men who tried to rip her titties off. Merch is live. Book drops 2/14/2021, presale is 2/1/2021. 

Host: @mashosannajoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillverevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom 

This week Joy catches everyone up on the latest news from Washington. NAWGS have stormed the Capitol in an angry attempt to not be broken up with. Joy Talks all about projecting your small dick onto society and how all the people she used to fuck were trump supporters. Joy thinks that everyone needs to be kinder and also take the events that occurred on Capitol Hill this week seriously. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom

In the recap episode of the year Joy clips together her favorite pieces of 2020. From 52 days of dick, depression, foreplay problems and everything else, Joy has seen a lot this year despite the circumstances. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannaJoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @Vaudevillerevival

Art: @Doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom 

Give the gift that keeps on giving this season- your tits. Joy tells you to stop being self-conscious this week and just take that tit pic. No one hates tits and it's something that can always make someone's day. So why not deck the halls with your tits? Joy also dives into appreciating the little moments of life and why everyone should do the same. Merry Titmas. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Art: @doodleomania

Give the gift that keeps on giving, a gift that keeps the magic alive- give her the gift of your dick this season. Don't just give her your regular old dick- dress it up, paint the box Tiffany's Blue, or put it in a Taco Bell 12-pack box. It's something you can do for free that can really show her your love. Joy also discusses her forever broken pussy, the need for sex safety belts and all women want is food and good dick. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannaJoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @Vaudevillerevival

Cover art: @doodleomania

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom 

Amongst many things that have happened, the pussy is out of service and out of commission. Find out why Joy gets so upset when men can't take no for an answer. 

Host: @mashosannaJoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Cover art: @doodleomania 

There are two types of men in the world- the ones who show up and the ones who don't. Joy is annoyed that men are not showing up as they should be, especially when she is always showing up. Her latest annoyance and whorror story is the times her pussy was left vacant. Listen in to find out how 2020 has taken Vengeance on Joy's body and why she is so annoyed with men who don't show up. 

Host: @mashosannaJoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom 

From being sterile to not needing a condom- Joy has heard every excuse in the book as to why men can't wear condoms. She tells you why you should wear condoms, tells you all the times she hasn't worn a condom and should have, and informs you why condoms are the greatest little trash cans. 

Host: @mashosannaJoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom 

Everybody needs a WAP for Thanksgiving! This thanksgiving isn't just about Turkey on your plate, but we all should be smothered and covered in gravy like any good turkey should be. This holiday special is all about why you want a WAP in your life and how to achieve that. The wetter the better- stay moist this holiday season

Host: @mashosannaJoy

Show: @Thejoyofwaffles

Music: @Vaudevillerevival

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom

Joy gets a little heated remembering bad encounters with men who don't eat pussy. She's also shocked that men have never taken the time to even Google how to eat a girl out. As an elder, she now refuses to accept men in her life who don't eat pussy. She also addresses communication and why it's so important. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom 

People still have the audacity to vagina shame and Joy is on a mission to end it. This week Joy dives into what is the perfect vagina, how to get the perfect vagina and how to deal with men who decide to pussy shame you. She also talks about why men don't eat women out and what they need to do more of. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Podcast: @athejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom

Threesomes and putting yourself out there. This week Joy covers multiple areas of things including why she has never had a threesome, and how to put yourself back out there. What do you do if it's been a while and what are all the hot new terms you should know? Joy discusses putting yourself back in the game and how to build your confidence. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Sex and Waffles: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom 

Do you think about if you might get laid when you put a costume on? What's the worst and best costume? How do we approach walks of shame after Halloween? Joy dives into everything Halloween this week to bring you the Halloweenies. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Podcast: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom 

Why do people ghost? What is the proper way to ghost someone? Is there a proper way? How do you discuss with someone what you are? Why do men get so offended by vibrators in bed? This week Joy answers all your questions about ghosting and what the proper way to ghost someone is. 

Host: Joy Nysrom @mashosannajoy

Show: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom 

Ever wondered what it's like to be the one taking it? This week Joy dives into the view women have during sex compared to the view men have and she's pissed that men get such a better view. She talks about being degraded in bed and why more men should care about women's teeth. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannaJoy

Page: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom

What do you do when you are in the midst of a dry spell? How will you ever survive such conditions? Is there any hope? Joy discusses how dry spells get weird, everybody becomes attractive and suddenly the weirdest things start to turn you on. Learn the best tips on how to survive a dry spell and how to go through TSA horny.  

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannahoy

Page: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Written and produces by Joy Nystrom.

So you want to do anal? Joy dives into all things with your asshole this week and tells you to get your taint licked. She re-informs you what cuffing season is, in case you didn't know and she informs you that you shouldn't be so homophobic when it comes to doing things in bed. While talking about assholes and taboos around anal, she wonders why when men ask for anal- it's never cute. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Podcast: @thejoyofwaffles

Music: @Vaudevillerevival

Happy fall and happy cuffing season! This week Joy dives into what cuffing season is and can your sig other or cuffed friend handle the holidays? Are they willing to eat Doritos on Thanksgiving? Can they handle not just your family, but all their significant others too? Find out if this cuffing season is right for you. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Show: @therealsexandwaffles 

Music: @Vaudevillerevival

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom

Body hair is a huge debate for everyone, but Joy finds it to be a pretty personal topic and says it's your choice to decide what you want to do with it. This week she dives into why you should wear a condom in these Corona times, what women prefer in terms of body hair and what men prefer. Spoiler alert, your preference and tolerance is really all that matters. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannaJoy

Page: @therealsexandwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Written and produced by Joy Nystrom

Do women like dick pics? Should you send it? This week joy talks about the trivial and aggressive dick pics that men send and why it's not helping to get you laid. Maybe the reason you're not getting laid is because you're putting it all on the table in the first and not even giving yourself a chance to snap a trap. Joy helps to talk you through why your dick pics are terrible and how women actually feel about them. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Sex and Waffles: @therealsexandwaffles 

Music: @vaudevillerevival

In fucking men part two Joy talks about the magical side of fucking men and what it's like to fuck men when it's good. Sex falls into three categories- really good, average, and subpar. In part one Joy talked about the horrors of fucking men, and this time talks about the joys of sex and contemplates different theories on why men aren't great in bed. She dives into shitting on people, golden showers, lube, and thanking the past girls. 

Host: @mashosannajoy

Podcast: @therealsexandwaffles

Music: @vuadevillerevival

As if Joy couldn't get weirder, this week she kayaks out to check on two turtles having sex. After exploring turtle sex, Joy talks about the weird things animals do in their sex lives, and how maybe we should take note. She also explores nipple piercings and sex injuries. 

Host: @mashosannajoy

Podcast: @therealsexandwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival