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Heartburn Honeys

Heartburn Honeys

By AlienCG & Heavy D
The podcast wherein we eat stuff and talk about stuff.
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Cadbury Dairy Milk Dark Chocolate Black Forest Cake Candy Bar
Yeah. That rolls off the tongue. The Honeys are driving around doing errands before going to his parents' house.
August 01, 2022
A Week Of Things
I can't remember everything that's happened in the past week, so here's a reminder.
July 13, 2022
A Heavy D Heavy Episode
The Honeys are on the road on Saturday trying Snickers Peanut Brownie candy. And then Heavy D has a solo clip.
July 06, 2022
The Unbearable Weight of Cooking Dinner
The Honeys are cooking dinner and eating Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos and getting ready to watch a movie.
June 22, 2022
Quahog Wild
The Honeys are eating fish and chips from Aldi. They also have some interesting conversation.
May 30, 2022
Out Utero
The Honeys go to Arby's for a burger. Then they talk about a great varied number of topics.
May 25, 2022
No App Is Good App
The Honeys have a conversation about fast food apps, hobbies, and current events while sitting at Swenson's Drive-in.
May 18, 2022
Mystery Episode After M&Ms
We recorded something last weekend and I forgot about it. So here it is.
May 14, 2022
White Steak Ranch Hot Fries Nachos
Stephanie is still recovering from her cold, so we got Taco Bell to help her healing.
April 27, 2022
Sick Burn Honeys
The Honeys are sick and Steph can't smell, but she cooked and it was good. It was also really nice comfort food.
April 20, 2022
A Surprisingly Good Pizza
Today, the Honeys have an Aldi take-n-bake pizza which isn't half bad. Then they go on about former co-workers.
March 19, 2022
Goes In Sweet, Comes Out Spicy
The Honeys have Flamin' Hot Funyuns and holiday spice snack mix. Then they talk about stuff.
March 09, 2022
Coke Zero Sugar Starlight
This is a pair of individual clips talking about the same thing.
February 26, 2022
Oh Captain, My Captain
The Honeys are back with The Captain fish sandwich from GetGo gas station.
February 23, 2022
It's That Box Again
The Honeys are coming to the end of one of the Christmas boxes they received. Find out what they tried.
February 14, 2022
Sex Work On Ice
The Honeys watched a couple videos and are sharing them here. The first is from the Hudson City Council, the second is from a goofy US Representative.
February 09, 2022
More Tales From the Snack Box
The Honeys are back and talking about two candy items from their Christmas boxes.
February 06, 2022
Book Talk With The Juggalo Honeys
This time around, the Honeys enjoy a thrown together store bought meal of comfort food and Faygo Redpop. Then they discuss books of all kinds.
January 29, 2022
More Tales From The Snack Box
The Honeys return to talk about more things out of their big box of snacks. Also they talk about underwear and storage solutions.
January 27, 2022
Hot Nuts and Arby's
The Honeys are back and they have the meats. And some Carolina Reaper Almonds.
January 22, 2022
What's in the Box?
The Honeys have a Christmas box of snacks. What will they choose?
January 16, 2022
Romance. And Nic Cage.
The Honeys are celebrating their five year anniversary. This episode is nothing special.
January 11, 2022
Seoul Garden
Welcome to the new year. The Honeys are eating Korean food and talking about other stuff.
January 05, 2022
Snacky New Year
In this super-sized episode, the Honeys have things to eat thanks to Steph's mom. Have a new year...and happy snackin'.
January 01, 2022
Chinese and Chips
The Honeys are having a birthday dinner with Chinese food. Then they review a new flavor of Pringles.
December 22, 2021
Oliver Slips Us The Pickle (Relish)
The Honeys are eating a plowman's (or ploughman's) lunch including a jar of Branston's Pickle Relish.
December 18, 2021
Methhead McSpeakerphone
The Honeys go to Long John Silver's and then CVS. They have adventures at both places.
December 16, 2021
Breaking Wind in CLE
The Honeys are being blown all over the place today. They were out in Hudson, Ohio for an outdoor Christmas concert and it got called off after one set. Them they went to a Mexican restaurant for food and talk about German gigs.
December 11, 2021
Shameless Shilling
This time around, the Honeys are looking for a sponsor. We go to the Taco Bell drive thru, but we're not eating on microphone since we have nothing new to try.
December 01, 2021
Sticky McRib Hand
The Honeys have the McRib. And fries. And nuggs with hot mustard. Then we go back a week and have more Canadian snacks.
November 24, 2021
The Pilgrim 2021 w/ Extra Ketchup
It's November and it's time for our annual Pilgrim feast. This tiny we also have gifts to try.
November 17, 2021
Salted Caramel Potpourri
It's been two years, but Oliver Rockside has returned to the CLE. We're talking food and other stuff.
November 14, 2021
Risky Chipness
Jasen found the chips the Honeys try this time and Steph discovers she had a new skill.
November 10, 2021
Bitter and Spicy
The Honeys are eating in tonight and having roast beef, mashed potatoes, mushrooms and onions, and canned carrots.
October 27, 2021
Our Favorite Haunt
The Honeys hit up their favorite food establishment in a bid to get Taco Bell as a sponsor.
October 14, 2021
On a Mission for Barbecue
The Honeys head out for BBQ in Parma and end up at Mission BBQ. We have thoughts.
October 06, 2021
Flu Shots and Kit Kats
The Honeys are out and about getting their annual flu shots and trying a new variety of candy bar.
October 02, 2021
MacFuddy's Pepper Soda
This time around, the Honeys try out a soda that they picked up at an Oktoberfest the previous weekend.
September 25, 2021
Cuyahoga Falls Candy Shop
The Honeys are on the road and trying new chips and candy from a candy shop on Front St. Then, as if we haven't had enough chips in this episode, MMD checks in with a taste test of his own.
September 22, 2021
Fall Couple Stuff
The Honeys are on the road doing miscellaneous stuff today.
September 18, 2021
Texican Food
The Honeys go back to Taco Bell for the Crispy Chicken Taco Sandwich. Then Steve has a review from the field.
September 15, 2021
Happy Wedding Day, MMD and K
We are celebrating the nuptials of two good people. We're also giving them advice, a bachelor and a divorcee.
August 15, 2021
Loaded Nacho Fries Burrito
We're back at our favorite food petri dish, Taco Bell. We're trying the Loaded Nacho Fries Burrito. Suck it, Jason.
August 07, 2021
Croscant Pizza
The Honeys are back with new food and a discussion. Also, Stephanie has a solo segment at the end. Check out The TurtleStache Cast wherever you find podcasts.
August 04, 2021
Loose Meat & Burrito Butt
The Honeys return to one of their favorite haunts, GetGo gas station for a chorizo burrito and a smokestack sub.
July 28, 2021
Red Lobster in the Park
The Honeys are off on an adventure as the visit Red Lobster for Lunch/Dinner and then take a walk in the park afterward. Includes Heavy D's podcast singing debut.
July 24, 2021
Chips, Cookies, and Puffs, Oh My
This time around, we're at Heavy D's parents' house. We're trying several different snacks before we watch a horrible movie.
July 17, 2021
Manipulative D
The Honeys don't have anything special to review, not they wanted to check in and let people know that they're still alive.
July 10, 2021
Stoner Snacks
This time around, the Honeys are coming at you with two beverages. The first is Coke and Coffee, and they we follow it up with a white variety of one of Jasen's favorite beers.
June 26, 2021
And Then The Humping Starts
The title is not what you think. The Honeys are eating dinner and having a pleasant conversation.
June 09, 2021
Date Night...Out!
The Honeys have their first date night in actual restauranteur for the first time since all the fun began.
June 02, 2021
Oliver's Package
The Honeys get a surprise delivery from friend of the show, Oliver Rockside.
May 19, 2021
Return to the Hot Dog Diner
The Honeys returned to an old haunt for hot dogs and fries. They also talk about stuff.
May 08, 2021
Shakes and Blizzards
A quick two clip episode. One from Heavy D, and one from Jasen.
April 25, 2021
Aggressively Midwestern Tiktok Pasta
The Honeys are trying a Tiktok challenge...or not. Actually, they're eating a recipe from Tiktok.
April 21, 2021
Everybody Was Seagull Fighting
The Honeys go to Culver's and get, on Oliver's recommendation, the fish dinner. While there, we witnessed seagull drama.
April 17, 2021
Vacation Stuff
This episode is actually pretty late. By the time you're hearing this, the Honeys have been back to work for a couple weeks now. 
April 16, 2021