Shrieking Sirens
By Sarah Nina Loren
Funny discussions about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness from the unique perspectives of three 30-something single ladies. Every week we dive into the topics that are on our mind, effect our lives, and generally make us crazy. You'll laugh, you'll cry and you'll probably say 'oy vey' a few times.
Shrieking SirensAug 06, 2019
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50:17
59 - Mr. Peepers
Finally getting back to you with more nonsense! We cover slang for genitalia, the last time the Sirens all sexed it up, dry spells, treating men like dogs, and our horoscope truths!
There was a robo-call interruption at the end for Loren and Sarah, so Nina signed off for us. We missed you, dive in!
There was a robo-call interruption at the end for Loren and Sarah, so Nina signed off for us. We missed you, dive in!
Aug 06, 201950:17
I’ve Got A Heart On For You!
Is it a ghost, a robber, a murderer, or just Loren? Sarah's fight or flight instincts are tested. Loren gos for a walk in the woods with a pack of dogs. Nina makes a huge decision for a major life change and move. In the end, we’re all just gonna take our own advice & give up on men/invest in luxury sex dolls.
Jun 22, 201955:11
57- We Give Good Pivot
Surprise guest this week! Sarah's sister, Liz, joins us to talk about gentrification in Philly and life after having kids. Nina floats, Loren recovers from a stomach virus, and Sarah has renovation woes.
May 16, 201901:01:11
DisappointMENt
Where do we go from here? The Sirens catch up after a lost recording failure, and weigh in on their mental and emotional states. We are WOMEN OF CONSEQUENCE, OK?!?!
May 03, 201901:00:28
Baby Momma’s Momma!
Is Sarah knocked up— or just hormonal? How many times have you had to pee on a stick/take a morning after pill? What’s up with men thinking they “can’t get you pregnant” even though they’re begging for unprotected sex? Should our mothers raise our (unwanted) babies? AKA Loren’s mom HAS ISSUES. Was high school the best time in your life? The Shrieking Sirens as teens were a frightful mess; disordered eating, OCD tendencies, depression, boob drama, going Goth/Hippie, acne, dental woes... We discuss our myriad rage issues, discover the actual meaning of motherhood, and end with a discussion on why people who consume porn experience in-person performance issues/why our culture is obsessed with it, and how porn is affecting all ages and types of people. Nina’s laptop dies and we call it a day!
Apr 09, 201942:41
Small Wheels, Big Heart!
We diverge from talking about dating, sex, and love to address Sarah and Loren’s Munchausen by Proxy for their dogs, the “movable cure” theory Loren subscribes to, learn about Mixies via Nina’s new beau, Sarah turned another man into a basement dweller, we get a specific example of Loren's type, and fight about “leggings are/not pants.”
Apr 03, 201949:52
Find A Friend!
We've become a True Crime podcast as we investigate Nina's whereabouts. We also have unexplained UTI's and sore throats. Sarah thinks she's found a depression solution. And we just want to grow old and live on a rescue animal farm.
Mar 23, 201947:48
52-Butt To Butt
We share our thoughts on partnered sleeping arrangements & debate aspects of raging narcissistic sociopaths vs. just dudes being privileged dudes. Nina shares about her IRL date after a 3 week man hiatus. Signs and foibles of drunk Loren. Sarah's embarrassed by her youthful flirtations, but can “diagnose” any of your psychological damage.
Mar 05, 201950:06
50- Witch, a woman who gets what she wants 50% of the time!
Madame BunnyMoose, a joyful witch who practices Fun Magic, is our special guest this week! Her hypnotic calm voice and wisdom draw us in completely; we cover everything from successful spell casting, dealing with the burdens of empathic energy, healing and opening ourselves up to our powers and kitchen witchery, to meeting mermaids IRL, deciding what mythical creatures we identify with, tapping into some deep seated emotions, and our undercover coven status gels into realization! It gets woowoo, though always hilarious, and we like it that way. Witchcraft started as a means for women/people to come together and understand the Earth, each other, and our desires. Get a crystal, light a candle, have a sweet, and tune into our chat!
Feb 19, 201901:07:43
49-Pop It Like It’s Hot!
The Sirens are back in their rightful locations, but everything is weird and we’re all germ ridden factories of emotional/physical/mental exhaustion. The tarot card spread we did in NYC channeled a lot of old pain and catharsis through Sarah to Nina, Loren let an unavailable dude go/doesn’t ever want to leave the apartment or make new friends, and we touched on the satisfaction/symbolism of pimple popping in relation to emotional breakthroughs and old, weird relation-shit habits. Sammy dog reverted back to his old habits the moment Sarah returned from her travels, i.e. peeing on the bathroom rug and barking up a storm...
Feb 09, 201946:15
48-Put Your Schooner in My Rebecca
The Sirens are ready for a deep dive back into Real Talk waters: does traveling mess with your BMs? How long has it been since the last time you did the dirty? What makes a good oral sex partner? Sarah finally gets some Schooner in her Rebecca, Loren demonstrates her ability to train men and dogs alike, while Nina staves off her bodily loneliness and contemplates starting her own crystal biz AKA hoarding healing stones with magical properties in an LA based shop. Some of us need to get laid ASAP, and someone still needs to figure out Gemini men for us...
Jan 30, 201958:39
47-Premo-NOT-tion
Dreams and premonitions about exes. Plus passionate discussions about the male narcissist archetype and the Swift affect.
Jan 18, 201901:05:22
46-Passion and Pizza
Happy New Year! We have now been podcasting for a year and in this episode we finally figure out why we are single!
Jan 07, 201943:58
45-Toxic Waffles
An X-mas day recording of waffle making, long distance flirtation, and a frightening encounter. Talk to you in the new year! Cheers!
Dec 26, 201848:46
44-Large Man Child
Happy Holidays! We're all gonna die alone. Just kidding, that's what besties and doggies are for!
Dec 20, 201801:09:33
43-Surprised Butthole Face
My time, my choice. This week Sarah amicably parts ways with a man. Nina gives a very detailed account of her double breakup with a Gemini. Loren is still in a dating holding pattern.
Dec 13, 201801:04:34
42-An Affair Not to Remember
This week is a shorter episode since Nina was exhausted after a night of cooking. Sarah is back on the dating scene. And Loren hasn't left the apartment for 2 weeks.
Dec 02, 201835:31
41-Ass-less Sweatpants
Nina retracts her assumption from last week. And Sarah is confused by why Loren has more "likes" than her. Wondering if you should remove all traces of your Ex from social media? We give you our thoughts...
Nov 22, 201855:29
40-Mostly Ghosted...
We give out thoughts and predictions on this election day episode. Sarah processes her feelings on having to initiate a friend breakup. Nina thinks she is ghosted by a moster. Loren prepares for an art show with makers noises in the background.
Nov 09, 201856:18
39-All My Exes Are Gay!
Happy Halloween! Sarah's dating woes have her considering a ghost lover. Nina shares her finding on the differences between psychopaths, sociopaths, and narcissists. And Loren reflects a bit on turning a year older.
Oct 31, 201801:05:19
38-Ick or Treat!
You gotta trust the ickies as Sarah discovers from Nina's story. Plus some follow up for to bathe or not to bathe.
Oct 26, 201853:09
37-Bang Yourself First!
This week Loren floods the bathroom, and we discuss our bath time rituals or lack there of. Nina talks about how she's not dating, while dating. And Sarah and Loren are still content with cohabitation.
Oct 18, 201851:07
36-Swift Kick in the Nuts!
To drink or not to drink, that is the question? Or CBD or not to CBD... Will Taylor Swift save America? Nina thinks so.
Oct 10, 201851:28
35-ASS-sault
Due to the political climate, we discuss the gray areas between consent and assault. Also have you ever thought someone was cute just to realize there is more to the story?.. Well, Nina has a story to tell.
Oct 04, 201801:00:59
34-Smells like teen rape
We're a Siren short this week.., but Sarah and Loren bring you some updates and discuss Kavanaugh's predatory trauma drama. Get out and Vote!
Sep 22, 201843:06
33-Un-Touched Part II - Crushing Balls
Today in Feminism, we discuss what feminism means to us versus our mothers. The #MeToo movement isn't over, even though the predatory men are creeping back and we share our thoughts. Listen, learn, discuss!
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Sep 04, 201839:05
32-Un-Touched Part I
Instead of one loooonnnggg episode, we give you a 2 parter*. In Un-Touched we touch upon Nina choosing self improvement over men, Sarah's lack of men, and Loren's Berlin man. And of course, Sammy steals and snuggles Sarah's underwear.
*due to technical difficulties, we lack an intro...
*due to technical difficulties, we lack an intro...
Aug 30, 201838:56
31-Stick It In!
The Sirens handle the unexpected this week: an impromptu family wedding, death threats, uti's, and the overwhelming effects of the Retrograde still looming large.
Aug 23, 201853:48
30-Dirty 30!
We made it to episode 30! And when you've been friends 30+ yrs, you can get on each other's nerves like Nina gets in this episode with Sarah. This week we also answer a great listener question about how attractive is vulnerability in men.
Aug 10, 201851:15
29-Lunar Eclipse of the Heart
The Sirens discuss the influences felt from the recent blood moon/lunar eclipse and the resurfacing of past issues in their lives. We also discuss the use of sex workers in our society.
Aug 03, 201801:09:45
28-Airborne Syphilis
Super fun episode in which Sarah and Loren recount their adventures at Berlin's world famous sex club (KitKat club), Nina delves into everything from her recent identity theft to Taylor Swift conspiracy theories, and we end up discussing Hollywood's phony PR personas.
Jul 27, 201801:02:16
27-Urethra got it or you don't
Sarah and Loren share their adventures in Berlin while Nina has been on a dating binge back in NYC. At long last we discuss season 2 of the Handmaid's Tale with lots of spoilers.
Jul 19, 201801:07:03
26-Edie is Alpha
Loren is finally in Berlin. Sarah and Loren introduce their dogs, Nina and Loren share date stories and we discuss an article about female sterilization.
Jul 11, 201801:01:15
25-No Ifs Ands or Butts
Sarah shares a recent experience of sexual trauma, Nina is on a mission to call out shitty behavior, Loren prepares for her three months in Berlin and we all brainstorm about a lucrative new side gig.
Jun 28, 201801:00:26
24-Dystopia Now
Nina tells-all about her amazing one night with a dreamy Irish man. We have a somber discussion about caging and torturing asylum seeking families which leads to a discussion about the relevance of Margaret Atwood novels in our society. Lastly, we circle back to the male perspective on having sex with someone on the first date
Jun 21, 201801:03:36
23-Off Fleek
The Sirens share their own experiences with mental illness and depression to shed light on the broader societal problem of untreated mental illness. Then Loren does tarot readings! Enjoy!
No shame in getting help, National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1 (800) 273-8255
No shame in getting help, National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1 (800) 273-8255
Jun 14, 201801:03:24
22-Monogamy vs. Monogamish
Nina is fully caffeinated and discusses embracing life with curly hair and the trials of working a retail sample sale. Loren and Sarah plug their upcoming projects. We all discuss the state of modern monogamy vs poly/ open relationships and last but not least the nature of friendship.
Jun 06, 201801:06:23
21-What's your number?
Sarah laments the woes of bike riding while female, Nina does some follow up research on men with sex toys, Loren shares some underwhelming sexual experiences and we all discuss our NUMBER.
May 30, 201858:06
20-You Fleshlight Up My Life
One of our best episodes yet! Sarah Shares a story about being objectified by a 23 yr old, we answer a listener question about sex toys and we discuss the New Yorker article 'Whither the Slut' in which we further explore the idea of sluttiness in our our culture.
May 23, 201801:10:37
19-My Sluttiness, My Choice
Sarah shares more stories about Gemini men and her subsequent insights about dating, Loren hears from an ex-flame and Nina contemplates her previous experiences as "the slutty friend".
May 16, 201843:40
18-The Gemini Effect
Nina and Sarah are back in their old stomping grounds facing old loves and family drama alike while Loren is processing through the revelation about her ex from last week and trying to heal.
May 09, 201801:01:55
17-Emasculating Women
All the girls are stateside for this episode. Nina and Loren clear the air after an upsetting conversation from the night before and Sarah is delirious after flying for 12 hours. We also talk about the correspondence dinner and vibrating our faces. Enjoy!
May 02, 201801:05:07
16-Special Guest!
Ep. 16 is the first time we have had a guest on the podcast. Listen to find out who the lucky mer-person could be...
Apr 25, 201801:06:33
15-Friends with boobefits
Sarah starts the episode drunk and slowly sobers up during the course of the episode. We discuss a disturbing Tony Robbins video in which he epitomizes the "me too" movement- for the wrong reasons, hair care products and as usual many fun tangents. Enjoy!
Apr 18, 201858:12
14-April Rhinoplasty
In this ep Nina may or may not have cut off half of her nose, Loren delves into her broken heart and we discuss mosting- a new trend that builds you up before tearing you down.
Apr 11, 201801:14:48
13-Themz good eatin'
In this ep we discuss Loren's internet troll, answer a listener question about irrational jealousy and go deep into our own relationship stories.
Apr 04, 201801:12:60
12-Who let the farts out
Enjoy this super funny and light-hearted episode in which we go on so many tangents we can't even write a concise summery :) Highlights include a Sammy-the-dog story, Nina's hunt for her elementary school crush, and Loren's early stalker tendencies.
Mar 28, 201801:20:09
11-All Encompassing Ickies
In this episode we discuss the emotional blockages that color our relationships (or lack there of) and a special presentation of Loren's book-'Evan is a dick and I am a stupid vagina'. Enjoy!
Mar 21, 201856:08
10-What's German for Balls?
In this ep. we discuss sexism in medical treatment, answer a listener question about balls, learn some disturbing information about Sarah's dog and confront some comments from Nina's therapist.
Mar 14, 201801:15:06
9-We put the 'mer' in America
Ep. 9 kicks off with some magical medical news, the kick-ass gun control movement spear headed by our nations' youth and Nina discusses her break from dating with more dates. We also discuss best makeup practices and answer a listener question about safe sex. Enjoy!
Mar 02, 201801:20:39