The Simple Shut-in
By Myggaming
Welcome to the brain farts of The Simple Shut-In from Myggaming! You can expect as much idiocy as a single human brain can handle while we cover a loooottttt of games. Come aboard, pilgrim.
You. Are welcome.
You. Are welcome.
The Simple Shut-inMay 10, 2021
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The Good Mile Episode 4 - GTA with Socrates
Grand Theft Auto - a series of games that means many things to many people. These two knuckleheads go into what makes the series cool for them while debating time-honored questions that have a) impossible to know answers or b) have been answered before. Scintillating!
Special thanks to TheTacoTerror for the voice work on the commercial (22 minute mark - it's worth a listen!).
Jun 11, 202132:59
The Good Mile Episode 3 - Camel Toe and Moose Knuckle
On this scintillating episode of The Good Mile, we talk about that popular video game Apex Legends in WAY too much detail and take a "dive" into the universe of Mass Effect (the video game). Look, you see the title, you know what you're in for here, sadly.
Also, around the 18 minute mark is a message from our sponsor. I'm sure they'll pay us...right?
May 10, 202123:40
The Good Mile Episode 2 - Drive Thru Wasteland
A nearly 6 minute stream of consciousness rant by one crazy Fallout fan? Louis Armstrong? A MUSICAL INTERLUDE!? This episode of The Good Mile has everything! Waste between 1 and 26 minutes of your life by listening to it today!
Apr 15, 202126:51
The Good Mile Episode 1 - Licking a Monkey
In an effort to talk about everything in the world, here is a podcast with absolutely no order or reason. We just so happen to touch on video games - specifically adventure games - but this is truly just two idiots ranting about pop culture life.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Mar 26, 202126:14
MLB The Show - Greatest Gaming Gauntlet
Let's take this console-exclusivity sports title sh*t out to the ballgame and have our happy little announcer feed you all the jokes in another GGG!
Thanks for the help from the following contributors:
Ashfox
Amishrob
Vckhaze
Jay-You
RutgerMuller
Thanks for the help from the following contributors:
Ashfox
Amishrob
Vckhaze
Jay-You
RutgerMuller
May 25, 201905:25
The Awakening Formless - Ganon Shot
Nothing says romance like the guttural sounds of bloody battle, which is what brings this little slice of happy fun times into our ear holes today. Enjoy the sounds of story and moon-praising in this telling of a certain, unformed god.
Thanks to sounds provided from Freesound.org users! Some others provided by From Software, which I do not own, am affiliated with, nor officially represent in any way (even if my business card says I do (I'm kidding - no lawyers!)). Just some non-commercial fun
Thanks to sounds provided from Freesound.org users! Some others provided by From Software, which I do not own, am affiliated with, nor officially represent in any way (even if my business card says I do (I'm kidding - no lawyers!)). Just some non-commercial fun
Feb 23, 201905:35
Monument To Hell - Ganon Shot
Silent Hill, so I hear, has this pretty spooky character in it that keeps on coming back based on the demented sexual desires of the inhabiting terrible person of the year. Sounds...productive. Come listen to my rendition of a tale from hell.
Full Ganon Shot here: wp.me/p9V9iP-dY
Full Ganon Shot here: wp.me/p9V9iP-dY
Oct 18, 201804:46
No More Machines - Ganon Shot
With this headliner of Sonic Month, take a listen to what happens when a certain doctor is foiled again and again.
thanks to all Freesound.com users that helped out!
thanks to all Freesound.com users that helped out!
Sep 21, 201805:08
Sonic The Hedgehog - Greatest Gaming Gauntlets
In this Sonic Month, I add a Greatest Gaming Gauntlet to show you the beautiful, ugly, long-and-yet-slow journey of Sonic through the years.
God help us all.
God help us all.
Sep 14, 201808:51
In The Beginning There Was Squid - Ganon Shot
Now, in this peaceful solitude, we will open our evolution books and ask ourselves the most important question of all: How did Squids and Octopi come to hate each other so? Find out in this Ganon Shot!
Full article here: bit.ly/2wc5AFv
Full article here: bit.ly/2wc5AFv
Aug 18, 201805:01
Rocket League - Greatest Gaming Gauntlet!
Welcome to the inaugural GGG for Myggaming.com! I'm happy as a clam to bring you this dumb little radio show all about Rocket League. Take a dive in and watch out for baby hands!
Aug 17, 201803:58
Ganon Shot - Hello?
Take a listen to a more somber Ganon Shot that deals with what might've been in Nier: Automata.
Full article here: bit.ly/2BegT5P
Full article here: bit.ly/2BegT5P
Aug 15, 201807:36
G Review - Yu Yu Hakusho: Dark Tournament
Welcome to the hell that keeps on giving! Anime that's super great, video game adaptations that tear your chest open with unsharpened claws. Come and listen to Yu Yu Hakusho: Dark Tournament .
Full review herr: bit.ly/2LNeJ2h
Full review herr: bit.ly/2LNeJ2h
Aug 01, 201802:53
G Review - Asura's Wrath
Let's fly through space with Asura's Wrath and karate chop the Earth itself. That's a tame scenario....
Full review here: bit.ly/2KfEv9z
Full review here: bit.ly/2KfEv9z
Jul 31, 201803:44
Ganon Shot - A Colossal End
Main article: bit.ly/2OdSXlP
Patreon: www.patreon.com/Myggaming
Come into a shadowy world and see how a certain colossus sees its prey!
Thanks to the following freesound.org users for their help:
Reinsamba, Sea Fury, CGeffex, StephenSaldanha, Uagadugu, and Ryan Conway!
Patreon: www.patreon.com/Myggaming
Come into a shadowy world and see how a certain colossus sees its prey!
Thanks to the following freesound.org users for their help:
Reinsamba, Sea Fury, CGeffex, StephenSaldanha, Uagadugu, and Ryan Conway!
Jul 25, 201805:01
G Review - Batman: Arkham Knight
Back to the last Batman game to grace consoles we go, looking in on Arkham Knight with an increasing sense that we could've gotten better.
Check out the full review here: myggaming.com/2018/05/second-pass-batman-arkham-knight-review-no-fear-in-you/
Check out the full review here: myggaming.com/2018/05/second-pass-batman-arkham-knight-review-no-fear-in-you/
Jul 24, 201805:52
G Review - Batman Arkham City HD
Let's all step to the edge of the tallest building and swoop like Batman into Arkham City HD. Here are my thoughts on the return to the same well can not turn out...well...it's early, I'm tired.
Full review here: myggaming.com/2018/05/batman-arkham-city-hd-review-slightly-stranger/
Full review here: myggaming.com/2018/05/batman-arkham-city-hd-review-slightly-stranger/
Jul 18, 201804:40
Ganon Shot - Press Start
Come see what a certain plumber does just before the clouds on a new adventure begin to gather. Come to Myggaming for the full written piece (https://myggaming.com/2018/07/press-start/).
Thanks to Freesound.com users Klankbeeld, MaxMakesSound, and Tristan Lohengrin!
Thanks to Freesound.com users Klankbeeld, MaxMakesSound, and Tristan Lohengrin!
Jul 17, 201805:14
G Review - First Micro Reviews
Here's the first wave of Micro Reviews to talk about this mediocre little bunch, including some surprising favorites! Full article: bit.ly/2LbR3js
Jul 11, 201805:19
G Review - Kamiko
Welcome to a world where an art style made a sale, and a pretty good game followed. Here's the full review: myggaming.com/2018/05/kamiko-review-hyper-light-switch-er/
Jul 10, 201803:12
Super Mario Odyssey Review
Take a listen to what I thought of last year's Super Mario Odyssey. You can read the full review here: myggaming.com/2018/05/super-mario-odyssey-review-the-happiest-prelude-to-a-horror-movie-ever/
Jul 04, 201803:03
A Spark In The Dark
Here's the audio version of the Ganon Shot for a certain cursed series. Check out the full verison here: myggaming.com/2018/06/spark-in-the-dark/
Jul 03, 201805:33
A Snake In The Clouds
Here's the audio version of my inaugural Ganon Shot. It deals with a certain Konami franchise's iconic character in her final moments before destiny strikes. Check out the full site at myggaming.com!
Jun 28, 201805:58