Wassup Weenies! In this episode we celebrate Victors Birthday and enjoy a Lemonparty and a wonderful Haiku written by Crowboy. He tells us all about his wonderful new brown cardigan. We discuss what Jesus would do if he returned. Mr Grave tells us all about him dying on a bike ride, Frankenjean discovers the world of VR Porn and how we upgrade Cum colour from White to Red!
Count Factula brings us the gruesome facts about what actually happens when you're crucified, sounds like we need Flextape... We discus April Fools Day and Famous Pranks and Birthday Traditions around the world.
We play a brand new game called 'Roger Matthews' where we find out the true star of Twitter
Shit News brings us the headlines about Mothers Day Dildos, Greasy Pennies and Punching Trump.
In the Blank-O-Mattic We remember our 1st Birthday Party.
Wassup Weenies! In this slightly chunkier episode we discuss replacing our limbs with animal parts and creating our own franchises to spice up the TV and Movie World!
Count Factula brings you the best facts about North Korea, maybe its not such a bad place?! The Dancing Plague, Brown Egg Sperm and the most expensive gaming items.
We try to guess the taglines from the most famous movies
Shit News brings us stories of Zooming Chimps, Deep Fake Nudes and how we can run doom using 16 Billion Crabs!
We use the Blank-O-Mattic to create a script to help us with that new job interview! This is definitely one you will want to stick around for!
Wassup Weenies! In this episode we talk about bathing each other in milk, Killer Smoked Tofu, getting back to work with Drag Kings and Queens, Creating weird Sims Characters and MSG.
Count Factula brings us facts about the littlest skyscraper, Conplan 8888 and the Zombie Apocalypse, The Magic Clockwork Elves when on DMT and the life of an Executioner!
We play a game called Auto Bot or Auto Not where we find out if they are Real Transformers or not.
Shit News Brings us the latest about Papa Johns Improved Vocabulary, Re-growing Sea Snails, The Goodest Rottweiler with the Heart of a Wolf and the Wrong Green Paper!
We play the Blank-O-Mattic where we meet the parents!
Wassup Weenies! In this episode we discuss our new gang The Veet Beat (Smooth Boys of Veet Street), Deep faking Tom Cruise, Victor Facing His Fears, Soggy Sandwiches and Weak Bone Billings and the Government Mandate Hot Milk.
Count Factula tells us facts about Turkmenistan and the horse loving dictator, the War of the Bucket, Lord of the Pirates and the Fighting Girlfriend who bought a tank!
We play a game called Musical or Poosical where we guess what are real musicals or fake ones.
Shit News brings you the latest sopping stories about Punching Octopuses, Barack the wooly sheep, Chastity belt hackers and Mayonnaise Turtles.
We also use the Blank-O-Mattic to find out how to insert a tampon for the first time. Yep.. you read that right.
Wassup Weenies! This is our second Live Episode which is a Valentines Special! We discuss Victor being a Love Bug, Crowboy Frolicking in the snow and Mr Grave despising it!
Count Factula brings you the most interesting love based facts where we look at the extreme of "Till Death Do Us Part", we check out 18th Century Prostitutes and find out the origin of Valentines Day and signing off with a kiss.
We step back in time where we play Blind Date, who will be the hunk for this mystery woman!?
Shit News brings us the latest sopping headlines about the 23 year old with 11 kids, the wedding day diet plan, marrying a tree and dogging in Dartmoor!
The blank-o-mattic takes us to a wonderful time where we have a summer romance.
Wassup Weenies! In this episode we discuss Frankenjeans Ruffly Tuffly Bed and Cummy Corner, were sponsored by Johnsons Meat Skeletons and find out Mr Graves new massage gun turns him into a Dalek.
Count Factula brings you the most interesting facts about Pope Gregory IX and the Devil Cats, The story of the great imposter, Medicinal Cannibalism and Wombat Poo!
We play a game called Shakespeare or Batman where we guess what extracts are from a Shakespeare Story or a Batman Comic!
Shit News brings us the latest dripping headlines about Kidnapping Road Safety Alan, Upside Down Flying Rhinos, Amazons new Hitler Icon and Planet Spotting Naughtiness.
We also use the Blank-O-Mattic to write an exciting Thriller story!
Wassup Weenies! In this episode we talk about Cornverine and his Corn Claws, the announcement of Quarantinis 2! We go through the feedback of our first live show, talk about Joes Fiddly Bum Stick and laugh at Sailor Victor.
Count Factula brings us the most interesting facts about Caterpillar Soup, Out Of Body Experiences, The Great Beard Death and the Haunting tale of Clipperton Island. All this whilst wondering about Crowboys obsession with teenage turning of age movies.
Mr Grave is the host of this game where we guess song lyrics with accents. Chris Eubank is particularly good.
Shit News brings us the latest dripping news about the Saved Decoy Bird, the Not Alive/Alive Woman, The Sucking Off Chupacabra and Taking Your Pet Human for a Walk.
We finish off with the Blank-O-Mattic where we find out How To Score A Date!
Wassup Weenies! This is our first ever online live show where we talk about Frankenjeans complicated beard separation surgery, Crowboys chaotic Zoom meeting, Dave turning into an old English gentleman and having a car crash, poundland dildos and putting snacks up your butt.
We have Count Factula to bring you facts about how Count Factula Sleeps, The Horrific Drowning Machine, The Great Smog of London and Cough Cough Colin and communicating with God using the Temple OS.
We play a game called Kinky or Drinky where we guess if it is a Sex Act or a Delicious Cocktail
Shit News brings us the latest headlines about a confused Rockhopper Penguin, the perfect Dinosaur Bumhole, 6ft Terror Worms and Dream Lottery Ticket Win! But what would we do with a Lottery Win?
We also use the Blank-O-Mattic with audience participation to work out our first day at school.
Wassup Weenies! In this episode we discuss Victors Hawaiian Shirt, The Norman Reedus Bum Simulator, Frankenjeans Fuckbot 5000, Cum Sounds and Building a Dinosaur.
Count Factula brings us the latest facts where he tells us about Mike the Museum Cat, Blue 52 The Lonely Whale, Alan Smithee the crap director and hearing voices in your head.
We of course have Shit News where we have the latest sopping headlines about Brown Lasso Snakes, Marrying a Briefcase, Boris Johnson Tattoo and Vaginal Yeast Sourdough. We also find out that Crowboy as a child used to have an office under the stairs. Who is Joey Locomotive?
The Blank O Mattic is also here where we find out what happened at Victors Wedding!
Wassup Weenies! Were now in 2021 so lets kick it off with a bang! We talk about Crowboys Persian Honey Covid Cure, Daves Dildo Bike, New Years Resolutions and how we avoid our phone!
We have been feeding Count Factula his Kibble to bring you facts about Mayan Corn Cone Heads, Naked Mole Rat Game Of Thrones, Roller Coaster Kidney Stones and Musical Roads!
We try a hilarious new segment where we get A.I. to create a Sin and Gin Podcast Episode and we read out the script.
We have Shit News to bring us stories about changing your name, predictions with Baba Vanga and the worlds only Asparamancer and changing your date of birth.
We finish with the Blank O Mattic on how to get through a mid life crisis.
Wassup Weenies! Its the last one of 2020 and we talk about how it will be missing from the history books! The return of Heelies and Super Mecha Hitler! We have a reflection of previous episodes throughout the year and calling each other Boyfriends.
We have been feeding kibble to Count Factula and he's given us news about Sawney Bean and the Cannibalistic Family. We talk about the end of the world, how to become an Astronaut and sexy Octopuses.
As we are lads we play a new game where we guess if a football chant is real or not. Have Mr Grave fooled us with his made up chants. Spoiler: No, No he hasn't.
We finish the last Blank-O-Mattic of the death of 2020 with a funeral speech. It gets weird..
Wassup Festive Weenies! This is our Christmas special Episode! We talk about who we want to join us for our perfect Christmas dinner. We discuss "Soft Boys" and Xan Frank.
We of course have your favourite Fact giving vampire to bring us festive facts about Christmas Traditions around the world, the naughty Yule Lads, going through torture training to be the Grinch and we learn all about Krampus.
We play another adventure style game where we go through the dreaded ' Santa's Coal House' and try to escape! Will we see the return of Mr Pipplewick!?
There's the latest news headlines where we talk about baby names at Christmas, we find out about the worst Santas and if we should put buttocks on long sticks. We find out about a patronising pound land Father Christmas and can you make a Christmas tree out of Sardine Cans?!
We finish this festive episode with a festive Blank-O-Mattic too!
Wassup Weenies! In this episode we discuss out Grungy teenage years and what albums we had to buy twice through wearing them out!
We catch up with Count Factula to talk about Blended Bones, Ways to dispose of a body and Mushroom suits. Have we ever eaten a wasp before? Who was the first person to die by a train? How did Agatha Christies save a child's life?
We go through some of Vin Diesel's peculiar interviews and guess his blanked out words.
S*it news brings us the latest sopping headlines where we find out about The Tree Shagging Man, Selling Genies, Minks Rising From The Grave and Dining Pandas!
We of course end on the Blank O Mattic where we find out the perfect way to hire a Prostitute!
Wassup Weenies! In this episode we talk about pooping, classic internet sites, Joe becoming a russian 90s villain, Sexy Vampires, putting a brisket up your butt, trying haggis and discussing songs that make you feel all the emotions.
We bring you the latest facts from Count Factula where we learn about Tarrere the hungry boy, Wartime Carrot Propaganda, Dystopian Cities and Settling Marital Disputes.
We try and guess what headlines are real and what are fake from the lame stream media and we discover the Milene Klass smells heavenly.
You will be given the latest round the world headlines where we talk about A Super Expensive Speed Pigeon, Human Steaks, Giant Human Rats and a Train Saved by a whale. We also find out what part of the body we would cook and eat.
We of course end with Blank-O-Mattic to bring you the latest Beauty Tips and Tricks to make yourself look incredible.
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Wassup Weenies! Were back in Lockdown! Booooo! In this episode we talk about Crowboy suddenly becoming Swedish, Vin Diesels Music Career, Frankenjean has gone 'OOP NORF'. Mr Graves nearly gets punched at work and Victor chats about the week of fun writing the new album with Crowboy!
Count Factula turned up to bring us facts about Friday the 13th and KI KI KI MA MA MA! We talk about weird fetishes that involve falling down stairs. We discover Beavers Anal Glands and Strange Birthdays!
We play a game called Crack or Wack and determine which cool street names there are for Drugs.
You will be joined with Hot Lips, Teabag, Funky Gibbon and Long Socks to bring you the hottest sopping news! We find out about the woman called Corona, Pokemon playing Fish, Monkeys loves traffic and Robot Monster Wolves!
We of course have the Blank O Mattic to discuss our past relationships!
Wassup Weenies! In this Spooky Halloween Special Episode we talk about what we like to do for Halloween, we talk about the weirdest Tik Tok trends, and make ourselves look wonderful with face paint,
Count Factula brings us some incredible facts about the origin of the Jack O Lantern, The Shark Arm Case, Smelling Fear and the shortest War. We also talk about a great Jack O Lantern substitute. We have have a bonus fact about eating planes and talk about forbidden snacks!
We have a new amazing segment called 'Crowboys Haunted House' where we take a journey to try and stay alive in Crowboys Adventure Game!
You are joined on Shit News with Hot Lips, Funky Gibbon, Teabag and Long Socks to bring you news about £1 Ouija Boards, Farting in an Uber, Vikings in Lidl and Alpaca Pitch Invaders and of course we finish off with the Blank O Mattic to bring you 7 Things to do before you go out Trick Or Treating!
Wassup Weenies! In this episode we talk about comparing foreskins, pretending to be George Clooney, playing mini golf with chicken wings, Fish guns, being a boring adult, what our onlyfans content would contain, words we hate, doing a cartwheel in your 30s.
Count Factula brings us the latest facts about China's dystopian points system, betting on the dead, the best time to drink coffee and a 200ft rotting rabbit.
We play a new game called Craigslist Specialist where we discover some weird things for sale and discuss what we would like at our funerals.
We bring you the latest Shit News and step away from lame stream media where we have awful tattoos along with Victors Soap Box, secret man caves, Naughty Parrots and Liquid Brains.
As were now in October we will kick things off with creating a Spooky Halloween Night on the Blank-O-Mattic!
Wassup Weenies! We are here at episode 20!! In this episode we talk about the Latest Victor and the Bully Show, Our experience with MountFitchet Castle, Dying Mr Graves Hair Purple and we reminisce about past episodes!
We have Count Factula to tell us facts about MDMA in the Trenches, Religious Virus' and Sexy Underwear Hacking. We discuss the realities of death and how our body would like to be disposed of, Laser Tattoo Removal and pooping out your tattoos.
We play a new game with the outstanding name "Up the Bum or No That's Dumb" where we guess items the have gone into the secret pocket. We discuss our unlucky friends bottle incident at a party.
There's the biggest and latest scoops about mysterious Hamster DNA, A social distanced football match which didn't go well, a new inventive face mask, disastrous flies and we talk about what Animal we would want to be spliced with.
The Blank-O-Mattic gives us a guide to improving your sex life by telling you how to give the perfect Blowjob.
Wassup Weenies! In this episode we talk comparing bums, how professional we are, being stuffed to the gilets with waterfall foam, authentic camping sounds, Steampunk Sanctuary, Ashes Travelling Jeans, Eating Spicy Noodles and the New Victor and the Bully EP.
Count Factula brings us the latest facts about Nazi Fanta, Eating for Free for 300 days, origins of sunglasses and a firefighting Great Dane we also discuss embarrassing first band names.
We play a new game "Fizzing and Jizzing around the world" where we work out where strange sodas are from, we talk about Crowboys ham obsession and Victor being a Football Bovril Bloke.
Shit news brings us your latest news about why Peanut butter means you are better in bed, snake swallowing, glass public toilets and Mr Skullface.
Of course we finish off with the Blank-O-Mattic where we have a beautiful Prom in the Balamory Gulag.
Wassup Weenies! We're on episode 18 now and we talk comparing Mothers Breast Sizes, food nuglets, what happens at chess boxing, bringing back the 80s and Papa John's Tik tok. We have to obviously talk about putting kinder eggs up our bum, Mozarts poo fascination, the town of fucking, shark fighting and the secrets of room 39. We talk about the horrors of marbles and play a new game Wii U or Wii poo. We have to discuss selling body parts, chewbacca revenge, Pubic hair beer, Google map cheaters. Bringing back fingering. We finish off on Blank O Mattic where we go to a baby shower that takes an unexpected turn!
Wassup Weenies! In the episode we catch up the latest and discuss chess boxing, cringing Tik Tok POVs. We have Count Factula to talk about King Charles II of Spain and his sexy dead dad, fat people in Venice, Bread that can Kill you and make you drunk! We of course have shit news where we discuss marble up a bum, vampire slaying kit and deceiving big cats. We play a new game called "Paint me like one of your French Fries" where we guess if certain fast food is real or not. We finish off with an Outstanding Blank O Mattic where we fight a Dragon!
Wassup Weenies in this episode we talk about hair getting caught around our penis, angrily shaking rubber fists and the latest Victor and the Bully News.
We of course have Count Factula where we talk about Scary Frogs, Shitting Ourselves, Anti-Sinning Roller coasters, Clever Crows and Bloody Mary!
There's a new games called Nature or Blercher (crap name, we know.)
We have shit news stories with Mama Mint, Vampire Killings, Chopped Of Penis' and Runaway Pigs.
We finish off with an outstanding Blank-O-Mattic where we take a camping trip. But more importantly "Who's Plumpy Stumpy!?".
Also Featuring 60% less Ash Breathing.
Wassup Weenies, in this episode we talk about Joes upcoming gig since lockdown, Ninja Turtles, Our favourite zoo animals. We have Count Factula to bring you facts on Darkened Genitals, Doomsday Vaults, Mum Jokes and Weird Postal Systems. We play a new game called Crumby or Dummy to guess if weird cake names are real or not! We of course bring you the latest headlines with Shit News where we find out about Ducks, Landmines, Heavy Metal Statues, Creepy Landlords and we discuss Fleshlights! We also use the Blank O Mattic to tell a story about "My Best Friend The Cannibal"! This was a weird episode!
Wassup Weenies! In this episode we chat Dungeons and Dragons and latest VATB news. We have Count Factula talking about Vegetables, Venom, The Internet and Drag Princess Diana! We have Shit News for all your weird and wonderful news. We discuss having a massage in a paper thong, Spy Pigeons, Broom Sexual Fantasies and Bullet Proof Boobies! We play a new game called Jock, Rock or Cock. We also tell a thrilling pirate dream story in the Blank O Mattic!
Wassup Weenies, in this episode we talk about our aging willies and wrestler intros, we have Count Factula for your latest unresearched facts, we guess Tolkien Character or Anti Depressant and of course we have the Blank O Mattic where we send an angry letter to our neighbour!
In this episode we share the podcast with the glorious steampunk and chap hop legend Professor Elemental! We find out the latest and what's happening in the world of the Prof and we of course have Count Factula for all the Juicy unresearched facts and we play a game called Hero or Zero to test Profs Comic Knowledge!
We catch up and put the world to right. We talk about our strip club experiences, find weird reviews for places, we have a imagines about one direction, we let you know the latest weird news stories, obviously we have Count Factula for your unreliable facts and we tell a Wild Fire story using the Blank O Mattic!
We had such fun with "Billy Rebel" last podcast we decided to to it again. Less reminiscing and more of the usual silliness. Obviously we have Count Factula, we tell weird new stories from around the world, we play a new game "Crowboys Car Showroom", we do a Short Story in the Blank O Mattic, we have Unpopular Opinions and we return with Bully's Barbeque! This was a long one but we were having the best time!
On this very special episode we catch up with our former band Billy Rebel! We reminisce about past shows, experiences, debauchery and all the silliness we used to get up to in our first band when we were around 18-22 years old. Of course we have Count Factula to tell us all the latest unreliable facts and we tell a Romance Novel in the Blank O Mattic!
Join Victor and Crowboy in our first fully isolated episode where we are in different homes. We talk weird and wonderful facts we write a Detention Letter using the Blank O Mattic and we have the new Unpopular Opinions!
Being stuck in Isolation were going insane! So we needed help, we got sinners to send in their own facts! We use the Blank O Mattic to write a dystopian future story in the year 6969 and we make up recipes to help you through the food struggle.
We're in Quarantine!! With impending doom happening we needed to cure the madness, we play a new game Hoofer or Woofer, of course we have the worst facts from Count Factula and we use the Blank O Mattic to send a message to our local politician!
In this episode we chat to Alice's Night Circus, guess Victorian Insults, of course we have the worst facts from Count Factula and we create a Crime Thriller with the Blank O Mattic! There is also a lot of Flatulence..
Crowboy is missing! Victor and Halo talk Electric Timebomb, seek out talking to the infamous Duke Box at Surrey Steampunk Convivial, we of course have Count Factula and we use the Blank O Mattic to write a resignation letter!
This episode we are in Bracknell for Enchanted Market, we chat to Baz Cilla from Spriggan Mist, we ask Nancy what's the latest, of course we have count factula and we create a paranormal romance novel which has us crying with laughter.
Join Victor and the Bully as we catch up with the gorgeous Montague jacques Fromage, we tell you amazing facts with count factula, americans guess cockney rhyming and we interview Frenchy and the Punk!