Welcome to the hot mess express, we talk polite ways to curse people, fruit loops and some crazy curses. Kayse covers The Chicago Cubs' Curse of the Billy Goat and Elan takes us through the tragic story of the Lemp family and their failed beer dynasty.

Dec 21, 201953:11

Christmas Creeps

Kicking it like cool kids with Christmas Creeps

Dec 14, 201951:55

Calamity & Cults (BONUS EPISODE!)

Kayse and Élan cover Pompeii and all its creepy glory.

Kayse takes us on a deep dive through the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, and Elan tells us about The Cult of Dionysus and Villa of the Mysteries.

Dec 10, 201921:42

Outlandish Outlaws

Taking a trip through the weird, wild West. Kayse waxes poetic about Billy the Kid, while Elan tells us about the Bandit Queen, Belle Starr.

Dec 08, 201947:18

The Tylenol Murders

Join us as we travel back to 1982 to discuss the tylenol murders, a terrible movie and Kayse’s alleged mid-life crisis.

Nov 23, 201932:45

The Delphi Murders

We do a deep dive into the Delphi case.

Nov 16, 201932:01

Halloween Hysteria

Kayse offers some fun facts about the history of Halloween, while Élan shares the stories behind the urban legends.

Nov 02, 201936:27

B R A I N S!!!!

Hypochondriacs beware!

In this episode, Kayse details one of the most terrifying brain diseases we've ever heard of and Elan takes on the Hawaiian brain slug parasite epidemic.

Oct 18, 201937:40

The Truth is Out There

In the spirit of the 2019 Area 51 Raid, Élan and Kayse discuss government cover-ups and alien abductions. Bonus, extraterrestrial dad jokes!

Oct 12, 201934:27

Cinematic Slayings

Exploring movies based on true murders.

Elan tells us all about the murderous mortician, Bernie Tiede and Kayse takes us through the tragic life Robert John Maudsley, the real Hannibal Lecter.

Oct 05, 201935:18

Coffin Curiosities

Elan takes us on a deep dive of postmortem births, while Kayse introduces us to "Amazing Joe" Burrus and his DIY plastic coffin.

Dad jokes, coffin births, and magicians being buried alive. What more could you want?

Sep 28, 201922:05

Canadian Failure: The Highway of Tears

Elan and Kayse discuss the Canadian government's cover up of the disappearances/murders of over 80 indigenous women and girls.

Sep 21, 201948:20

Medicinal Mummies & Cave Cannibals

A hilarious, in-depth look at the other-other white meat. Elan tells us about medicinal cannibalism through the ages and Kayse explores the legend of Sawney Bean

Aug 30, 201929:30

Far-Out Fatalities

Weird deaths, Nic Cage and liquidized human fat. Kayse tells us the strange tale of Gloria Ramirez, "The Toxic Woman" and Elan takes a deep dive into spontaneous human combustion.

Aug 24, 201931:34

Illuminati Eminence

Kayse and Élan explore Beyonce and Jay-Z's positions as occult royalty. Watch the throne, indeed...

Aug 24, 201934:17

Fiends of Folklore

Elan explains the origins of Goat Man and Kayse gives us the real story of El Chupacabra

Aug 10, 201931:30

Crooner Conspiracies

In this episode we learn that Jim Morrison could be living on a ranch in Oregon or possibly in New York. We also learn that Taylor Swift probably doesn’t have a bellybutton.

Aug 03, 201944:45

The Murder of Ana Kriégel

Kayse and Élan are back to discuss the Ana Kriegel murder case and the two youngest people to ever be convicted of murder in Ireland.

Jul 28, 201933:05

Hops Gardens and Pickled Bodies

Élan walks us through the history of the British slang term Sweet Fanny Adams and Kayse tells us about Béla Kiss, Hungary’s most murderous bachelor.

Jul 28, 201930:19

Sinister, Strange, and Suspicious

By Élan Bridges and Kayse Gale

Available on

Kayse’s Quickie volume 2