Sis, Please!
By Morin O.
I know I have become a bit of an unreliable narrator but believe me, the episodes are better and sexier and crazier. More tea is being spilled and the guys and gals sitting in the co-sis chairs are wilder!
Thank you for sticking with us through the ups and the downs, I love you for listening!
Sis, Please!Mar 16, 2024
Knees Down, Eyes Up
On this episode, Morin and two sis please virgins discuss what makes pussy good, how long is too long for foreplay, love making sex better and a lottt of other things.
We also go on a wild gooch chase, we do a lot of physical demonstrations that the audio format unfortunately foes not support.
We honestly had SO much fun and I hope that you do too. I love you for listening!
The More You Wait
Sis, Please! is back, Ladun is back, the good vibes are backkkkk.
On this belated new year’s episode, your favourite girls delve into waiting for the right one then we come up with our 2024 dating resolutions.
In proper Sis, Please! fashion, we discuss our first orgasms of the year, the ship has left the harbor!
As usual, we love you for listening!
Women Lie, Men Are Misunderstood
This is yet another bestie episode. On this one I am talking to one of my best friends, Jamal (fake name because he may be a criminal??). Ladun has a cameo so it is essentially a bestie tag team, so you know it is good.
We talk about everything and all things;
- Should the men I am talking to listen to this pod?
- How does one fall into an accidental talking stage?
- What are the rules of engagement regarding gifts giving?
It is loud, messy, fun, quintessential Sis, Please! I know you will like it, I love you for listening.
We Could Be Best Of Friends
We tried but failed (woefully) to make a name for the displease fanbase then we talk about spinning the block, how everyone has a block that will forever be spun.
Ladun talks about the 70:30 rule of casual sex, and it is an exact science.
I think you will love it, I love you for listening!
PS: Sorry about the rattling noise the ice in my drink was making in the background, you signed up to listen to an amateur podcast, this is the game sksksks.
Hit The Jackpot, Act Like It
On this very short, sweet and very sexy episode with Jeff, we open with a very hot masturbation take from Morin.
We then explore the dynamics of dating multiple people in a friend group as we also try to figure out how easy it would be to try to get someone you like to stop hoe-ing.
We dissect the streets to gated-estate pipeline, Jeff also introduces us to the very radical idea of the overmature ejaculation.
I hope you enjoy listening to us be silly. I love you for listening!
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
A GIRL TAKES CARE OF HERSELF ALWAYS
On this episode, I have girl chat with Nenye who happens to be a Sis, Please! superfan. We talk a lot about dirty talk; the controversy surrounding saying daddy in the bedroom, the science behind degradation and praise kinks among many other things.
We also talk about signature moves and how to have main character syndrome in the bedroom.
Nenye shares a different take on staying friends with exes and she holds me to account on ‘never say never’.
This was fun to make, if you like Sis, Please! You will love it, I love you for listening.
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
How To Become An Accidentally Scandalous Babe
On what is the most personal episode of SisPlease so far, I speak with best friend Nemi, Chinaemerem if you're nasty (I hope everyone gets this joke).
We delve into all the stuff we did not previously know about each other's sex lives; the art of finding peace and the science of not trivialising the flashback
We also explore the concept of the delayed post nut clarity, masturbation as self-help etc.. you really just have to be there.
I love you for listening, please enjoy!
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
The Men Have Become Baddies
On this episode, you hear 3 women; me, Dami & MJ, who are dangerously pushing 30 use words like 'purrr' for some reason, we wanna be GenZ so bad it's hilarious.
I had a wonderful and funny conversation with the ladies where we try to find out if men are self-aware enough to know when they are being wicked or are men just oblivious to their evils. We also dissect the baddie phenomenon, ladies we have some competition, the men are becoming baddies too.
This episode was so fun, so open and so cool, chatting to best friends is always fun, because there is always tea spilled.
I hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it.
I love you for listening!
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Marinade The Bed Properly
Before we begin, here is a trigger warning - there is a conversation about sexual assault, coercion and violence between 07:00 & 12:00. If these themes will overwhelm you, you may choose to not listen to the episode entirely or skip past those minutes. I love you for your support.
On this wonderful episode, I speak to two sisplease virgins; Nay & Tomi. We touch on some hard topics, some classic sissplease debauchery and many things in between. Naomi runs us through the seductive power of fragrances, wanting to be more vulnerable in bed this year and moving through levels on your vibrator's dashboard. Tomi and I share our experiences around being sexual late bloomers, did we miss out on much by skipping teenage dick?
I love you for listening!
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
On That Note... Happy New Year
On this return episode, I speak to Taiwo, Ladun and Lana. We talk about kinks that involve electric shock, yikesss. We talk about first sex, first orgasms, and of course we talk about sex toys, masturbation, and how I have finally squirted for the first time yay!
We touch on the technicalities of naming your privates, having sex with your friends, comfortable positions to be in for anal cunninglingus among other intellectual themes.
Thank you for sticking with this chaotic mess and I love you for listening!
Give Unto The Streets What Belongs To The Streets
The best duo are backkkk and this edition is more Bro Please than it is Sis Please. Bamiji still thinks my name is More-In and will still die on the line for a punch line. The guys share some juicy side nigga chronicles and etiquette. They also made some damning accusations about what they think women think about during sex which led us to talk about the concept of pity sex and the steep exchange rate of penis philanthropy. We close with a pertinent feedback from me to the guys. This one was really fun and I hope you love it as much as we do.
I love you for listening!
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
People Are Getting Golden Showers
On this episode, things get steamier than usual with my friend Bob as he puts the HOT in hot takes. We recorded this on International Whore’s Day so you know it got really whorish in there.
He teaches us a masterclass on the art of the sext and in classic Sis, Please! fashion, he tries to convince me to try anal.
I admit to one seemingly mundane sex act that makes me weirdly bashful. Also, according to Bob, there is a new sex position in town, it is called the DOUBLE Decker, you have to listen to the end to hear all about it.
I love you for listening!
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Enjoy The Ride, Chill, Have Fun
We are backkkk... again, Lagos babes cannot be trusted, sorry!
On this episode Morin speak to two besties about the time they had to deal with a trifling boyfriend, what do you do when your mom goes through your phone and finds out about your wildest kinks, getting slapped during sex and so much more. And of course, it is not an episode of Sis, Please! if we do not sneak in some talk of anal action.
I love you for listening!
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Don't Penetrate Me
First of all, I am sorry I am as inconsistent as a Yoruba man after he gets the box, it is really not my intention, yes I know that is exactly what a Yoruba demon would say.
On this comeback episode, I chat to my old friend Ameh and we discover that talking about sex in front of a mic with an intent to distribute really helps you learn a lot about your friends.
I hope you learn a thing, or two, or zero, no pressure. I love you for listening!
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Everybody Is Guiding, Everybody Is Mad
It is the last episode of the year and the drinking games are back! If you take a shot every time Seyi says ‘you know’, you will be drunk enough at the 20 minute mark to try anal, just make sure you come back to listen to the end.
Dayo wanted us to know that being celibate by condition is a valid form of celibacy. Should we respect those who aren’t fucking just because they have no options as much as we respect those who aren’t fucking because they simply don’t want to? You tell me.
I love you for listening, Enjoy!
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The Pleasures Are New Every Morning
Chibuzor (of the Bench N’ Bleachers podcast) prioritises the kinks- he thinks some things should be reserved for your life partner and your life partner alone. He also shares some sexy ring light optimisation tips, who knew those existed.
Is Temi in the FBI? No, but she should be. She shared all the juicy goss you can gather from creeping on a potential mate's socials, you may want to jot things down.
Whereas, I FINALLY share a sex tip that I ACTUALLY hand to God read in a book plus some some detty December insight that you may or may not find to be helpful.
I love you for listening.
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
What Do You Think 69 Was Created For?
On this episode, Morin chats to the best duo since SDC and they ROCKED. The conversation had everything: premium banter, lots of laughs and more than just the tip… wink, wink.
Tomiwa is not only a revolutionary who is inventing a new multimedia way to sext, he also believes his dick game is a 9.5/10 on a bad day so I need testimonials, ladies write in please.
Bamiji on the other hand loves big booties and he cannot lie, be a bad bitch all you want, if you are not dragging that wagon, you can forget about it
Power finally shifted hands at the 30 minute mark, Bamiji and Tomiwa became head sis and I became co-sis, this is arguably the most fun I have ever had with two men in one room.
Enjoy! I love you for listening.
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
We Absolutely Do Not Have To Fuck
On this one, Ladun takes us back to beginning to explore what this podcast was originally meant to be about, hint: it wasn't sex.
We then get into a heated debate about the orgasm gap that Porter thinks is exaggerated, so please, feel free to beat him up if you ever jam him in these Lagos streets.
If you're looking for a fun drinking game, take a shot when any of the three of us says the phrase 'mental block' and by the end of the episode you will be lit enough to try anything, even an*l.
My neighbour's dog was hating from outside the club the whole hour, but never mind him, we do not rate begs here.
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Every Relationship is a Friends With Benefits
On this bonus episode featuring Nnenna and Sewa, I popped both their podcast cherries and I loved doing it. This conversation was so riveting that we accidentally stumble on a piece of Critical Sex Theory, somebody get Harvard on the phone concerning those honorary doctorates. The most fun we had tho was with Nnenna giving us a crash course on navigating non-monogamy.
Enjoy! I love you for listening.
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
First Of All, Men Are Liars
On this episode, Morin and the co-hosts: Ziza and Laide get into what is and what isn’t foreplay. Ziza gives us a masterclass on finding, choosing and enjoying good porn. She also gives us tips on how to ‘find our squirt’. And, in proper Sis Please fashion, everything somehow ends up leading to a discussion about anal play.
Fun fact: all three co-hosts went to the same secondary school, and we just hope that Baba and Mama Oduyemi are proud of the bad girls that we have become.
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Na Why Traffic Dey Lagos Be This
Hey what's up y'all! On this episode, Morin is joined by Lotanna and Ifie, two renaissance men, who tell us what it really means for a man to be a freak, spoiler alert - it is when you are unafraid to run red lights. There's also a story in here of the time when Lota lied to a girl that he had become celibate because her head game was wack, men are wicked. We hope you have as much fun listening to the episode as we did making it, as always, love you for listening!
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
The Streets Are Dirty And There Is Nothing On Ground
On this episode, Joshua gives us some advice on 'what cheating people do', everyone is still trying to get Morin to do anal, Dayo is promoting a link where the girls, guys and enbies who are trying to get into BDSM can gauge their freakometer. Things got wild and sexy as they usually do and the lesson to be learnt is that the streets are nasty and there is absolutely nothing on ground. Pls enjoy, I love you for listening. xx
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The Fuck That Got Away
On this episode, I chat to a Sis Please Veteran and a Sis Please Virgin, Bambo and Qudus. We get into everythinggggg: blow job mishaps, the art of the lethal thirst trap and we even try to decide who gets custody of the sex toys in a relationship. It was a hoot.
Please enjoy!
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If They Say Hi, I Can Still Say Hello
On this minisode, we (aka Mo, Malik and Me) are bringing you some non-customary wholesomeness in honour of Valentine's.
I tried to get in on the M & M connection with them, but they quickly cleared me, this life.
Their story is really cute and they're really funny, please enjoy!
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
It Doesn't Expand
Guys... I am as surprised as you to find out that it indeed does not expand.
On this episode, we get an alternative view to anal. We also talk about kinks and what the limits should be (if at all... wink wink). A co-sis also gave us all the tea about the one time they partook in a golden shower.
Per usual, it is all kinds of mess up in here and I hope you really enjoy listening.
I love you for listening, always.
Music: "Aerosol of my Love" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
It Will Expand
On this episode, Morin and the co-sis' recap the sexiest bits of 2020, only the sexiest bits, we promise.
Then, Dayo gives us a veritable masterclass on anal sex.
Less scandalously, we talk about being rejected, the talking stages that never blossomed into more and the girls handed Morin her clown costume for her role in mending a potential ting’s failed relationship with his ex.
Please enjoy! I love you for listening!
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You Need To Know When To Pull Out
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Who Love Help?