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Skank Skanks

Skank Skanks

By Skank Skanks
The first and most real-ass Legion of Skanks post-show.

"The Skank Skanks are great" - Bobby Kelly

"It's the only podcast I listen to regularly." - Luis J Gomez

"They're hilarious" - Dan Soder

"It's the #2 podcast in the world" - God
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SSP #089 - Can of Beans
We talked about episodes 561 & 562 of LOS, some car crap, the grand canyon (solved that mystery for you all), kids being bullied, grasshopper sticks, mom fights, OB/GYNs, and Ron Jeremy. We also played some stupid ass games at the end that you totally don't need to stick around for... you're still welcome though.
July 30, 2021
SSP #088 - We're Back
Talking about episodes 559 & 560 of LOS. Also talked about a couple of dumb bitches, pineapple dicks, ravioli, wigger denial, spiders, pregnant men, Tom Segura's thieving, and more. There were hairs everywhere and I tried to sing that 50 states song??
July 27, 2021
SSP #087 - Big Hearts, No Brains - with Colum Tyrrell
The GOAT Colum Tyrrell joined us to talk about episodes 557 & 558 of LOS. We also discussed the whereabouts of Lil Bill, Skankfest, rape theories, our lack of interviewing skills, Chris Delia and his sucky boots, and more.    Follow Collie @columtyrrell and watch Wizard of Pod or you're dead to me
July 16, 2021
SSP #086 - Anxiety Balls
We discuss episodes 555 and 556 of LOS, Skankfest announcements, trophies & awards, our dads & more childhood trauma, living in a simulation, and also wonder are we dreaming or are we dead?
July 9, 2021
SSP #085 - Broad Statements
We discuss episodes 553 & 554 of Legion of Skanks. We also talk puke (and try to make each other vomit), the ridiculousness of buying presents for men, football, having a catch with your dad, and an idea to redo the Hot Comedians bracket
July 2, 2021
SSP #084 - C*nty Dave (Shake it for Me)
We discuss episodes 551 and 552 of LOS, also talk way too much about our bills, Luis' biceps, Dave's lack of an ass and chest, thievery and copycats, gendered sports equipment, and answer the question: Who's more annoying on a podcast, pro-wrestlers or porn stars?
June 25, 2021
SSP #083 - Hot Knucks Oakerson
We talked about episodes 549 & 550 of LOS, Jay's hot knucks, Hannah's chlamydia, which zoo animals we'd fuck, fire between our legs, cheesecake, steaks, burgers... we're hungry.
June 18, 2021
SSP #082 - A Nose for Dong
We talk about episodes 547 & 548 of LOS. We also discuss spiders in Hannah's hair, Gomez's hot knees, being short, forcing hugs, tit shakes, Hillary Duff's love of muff, cummin on Jay's couch, Shane's new theme song, and more.
June 11, 2021
SSP #081 - We're Cocksmiths
We talk about episodes 545 & 546 of LOS and we're going to hell... to suck dicks.
June 4, 2021
SSP #080 - Sweet Satan Jason
talking about episodes 543 & 544 of LOS
May 28, 2021
SSP #079 - Pity Party, Titty Party
We talked about episodes 541 & 542 of LOS. We shared our thoughts on blowing dads, Tony Hinchcliff, the worst moms, exchanging fingers, dickheads and dickbutts, what Hannah will do with the podcast when Alex dies soon, buying sandwiches at gas stations, our poor career choice, and much more. There were bugs and gunshots, scallywags and whippersnappers.    Subscribe to our Patreon for an extra episode per week:
May 21, 2021
SSP #078 - Damn It, Dave
We did some hard drugs and talked about episodes 539 & 540 of LOS.    Subscribe to our Patreon for an extra episode every week:
May 14, 2021
SSP #077 - Statute of Liberty
We tried to talk about episodes 537 & 538 of LOS, but... Hannah was sleepy as hell and I was high. I don't even remember what we talked about it, but I'm sure it's great.
May 7, 2021
SSP #076 - Wowee! I Live in a Corndog
We talked about episodes 535 & 536 of LOS, eating Luis' boogers, how Jay is actually Hannah's dad, the dumb bitch who makes Hannah feel better about her voice and makes Alex feel better about her tits, road hypnometization (or whatever the fuck Luis said), and much more.
April 30, 2021
SSP #075 - David Widedick Smith
Talking about episodes 533 & 534 of LOS. We also discussed Dave's funniest comment ever, grown up suburbs Luis, Jay's new tattoo(s?), the return of creepy Ari, Shane's hilarity, Sal's real-assness, annnnnnd... titty nipples, dick-butt stuff, forceful spreading, n-word turtles, and so much more. For an extra episode every week, subscribe to:
April 23, 2021
SSP #074 - Moist Oyster (with the trASHE boys)
John and Jason of The trASHE join us this week. We TRIED to discuss episodes 531 & 532 of LOS. But we mostly discussed Luis' coffee mugging, Hannah's escapades at Mellen Camp, moisture farming, pumpkin tits and fat tits, weapons, and just a whole bunch of shit.   For an extra episode each week, subscribe to our Patreon:   Follow John on Twitter: @Trashe Follow Jason on Twitter: @jzod138 And listen to The trASHE everywhere you find audio podcasts.
April 16, 2021
SSP #073 - Lamb Chap
Talking about episodes 529 & 530 of LOS. It's a quiet one. 
April 9, 2021
SSP #072 - Bad to the Bone
Talking about episodes 527 & 528 of LOS. I can't remember what else we talked about specifically, but it should be a good one anyway.
April 2, 2021
SSP #071 - Stinky Pinkies
We're talking about our favorite podcast and how hilarious these three fellas are, as always.
April 2, 2021
SSP #070 - Mr. Candy Pockets
We talk about episodes 525 & 526 of LOS. We also discuss typewriters, creeps, WalMart, naughty books, doing another hot guys bracket, and vampires.
March 26, 2021
SSP #069 - Oink and Boink, with Luis J Gomez
President Luis J Gomez joins us for our 69th episode. It's full of tension, drama, lies, and deceit. There were some phone calls with some special guests. We finished the Hot Guys bracket and crowned a winner. We also barely mentioned episodes 523 & 524 of LOS.
March 19, 2021
SSP #068 - AIDS Department
We talk about LOS episodes 521 & 522 and some other stuff I can't remember right now. We also make our picks (with the help of some ladies polled behind the scenes) for the Hot Guys Comedians bracket. For Monday bonus episodes, subscribe to our new Patreon at
March 12, 2021
SSP #067 - Shaney & Rainey
We discuss episode 520 of Legion of Skanks. We also talk about camel toe, give our thoughts on the boys' picks for best female comedians, and start our very own Hot Comedy Guys bracket. Listen to hear our picks for the first round
March 5, 2021
SSP #066 - Spicy Talk
We talk about episode 519 of Legion of Skanks. We also get to the bottom of water towers (solved that mystery for you all), things get spicy, we make a couple of announcements, and we answer some listener questions.
March 2, 2021
SSP #065 - It's Honesty Time
We discuss episode 518 of Legion of Skanks, country music, dudes fighting, and WE fought. Maybe? Idk. Listen to find out.
February 26, 2021
SSP #064 - Porch Rokus
Talking about episode 517 of Legion of Skanks. We also talked about slutty childhood Halloween costumes, how Alex is a nerd and Hannah is basically Bhad Bhabie, some other crap, and Hannah quizzed Alex on rappers again.
February 23, 2021
SSP #063 - Shot by Lightning
Talking about episode 516 of Legion of Skanks, how gay Valentine's Day is, vampires, and grocery store drama. Plus, we play Mind Melt
February 19, 2021
SSP #062 - We're Businessmen
Talking about episode 515 of Legion of Skanks. We also share a few brilliant business ideas, our new invention, and some of the creepiest DMs we've ever received.
February 16, 2021
We're talking about episode 514 of Legion of Skanks, the finals of the Wintern Olympics, whether or not The Weeknd sucks, and so much more. 
February 12, 2021
SSP #060 - S-Words
We try to talk about episode 513 of Legion of Skanks. We also reveal some childhood lies we told. It's a super, spectacularly stupid, special Skank Skanks. Sixty!
February 9, 2021
SSP #059 - Chilling in Tub-Shit
We discuss episode 512 of Legion of Skanks and some other dumb crap
February 5, 2021
SSP #058 - Doctor of Drawing Dicks
Talking about episode 511 of Legion of Skanks, why women shouldn't hit men, black eyes, Four Loko, Hannah's hymen, and much more.
February 2, 2021
SSP #057 - Speaking of Brendan...
Talking about episode 510 of Legion of Skanks. We give our own ratings for the Winterns' Best of 2020 videos, and both discover that we might actually be in love with DD? What's happening?
January 29, 2021
SSP #056 - In the Lovingest Way
Talking about episode 509 of Legion of Skanks and a buncha other crap
January 26, 2021
SSP #055 - Kentucky Fried Clarence
Talking about episode 508 of Legion of Skanks and I'm sure a ton of tangents...
January 22, 2021
SSP #054 - We Need a Date
Talking about episode 507 of Legion of Skanks and bunch of other stuff. Episode brought to you by Michael P Harrington.
January 20, 2021
SSP #053 - Sans of Onarchy
Talking about episode 506 of Legion of Skanks, and Hannah is still tripping. 
January 15, 2021
SSP #052 - Murder-Suicide Baby
talking about episode 505 of Legion of Skanks. Hannah's on mushrooms. I think we said some crazy shit, Idk. 
January 13, 2021
SSP #051 - Hammered Hannah
Talking about episode 504 of Legion of Skanks
January 8, 2021
SSP #050
ManHands is fresh off of a mental breakdown and we're talking about episode 503 of Legion of Skanks and a lot about us too I guess? We also answer fan questions and some fun FMKs
January 7, 2021
SSP #049 - Owis Lues Him
Talking about episode 502 of Legion of Skanks
January 1, 2021
SSP #048 - When Life Hands You Chocolates
Talking about episode 501 of Legion of Skanks
December 30, 2020
SSP #047 - Full of Skill
Talking about episode 500 of Legion of Skanks. Also Hannwhich quizzes Man-Hands on rappers and things get silly.
December 25, 2020
SSP #046 - It's Fine, We're Fine, I'm Fine
We were supposed to talk about episode 499 of Legion of Skanks, but it kind of turned into our own therapy session. Enjoy.
December 24, 2020
SSP #045 - Hot Dave Part 2
All about episode 498 of Legion of Skanks... and a bunch of other stuff.
December 18, 2020
SSP #044 - Gomez Shmomez
Talking about episode 497 of Legion of Skanks and a crazy dream I shouldn't have told the world.
December 11, 2020
SSP #043 - Headless Dicksmen
Talking about episode 469 of Legion of Skanks, plus we revisit The Dosing
December 4, 2020
SSP #042 - Rabbit Selling Foreskins
Talking about episode 495 of Legion of Skanks
November 27, 2020
SSP #041 - Go Eat an Elk Dick
Talking about episode 494 of Legion of Skanks
November 20, 2020
SSP #040 - Hood AF (and something about Shane)
Talking about episode 493 of Legion of Skanks. 
November 13, 2020
SSP #039 - Fast and Loose Bob
Talking about episode 492 of Legion of Skanks and stuff.
November 6, 2020
SSP #038 - Shane, Be Cool.
We talk about episode 491 of Legion of Skanks - the trial of the century, and the alleged assassination attempt of President Ari Shaffir
October 30, 2020
SSP #037 - Fuck Feeney for a Follow
We talk about episode 490 of Legion of Skanks... and stuff.
October 23, 2020
SSP #036 - Hot Dave
We talk about episode 489 of Legion of Skanks, Man-Hands' terrible new bangs, home defense, fucking your father, all of the new punishments on the wheel, how much Luis wants a dick in his butt, Dave's hotness, and more
October 16, 2020
SSP #035 - 4th Grade Proud Boy
We talk about episode 488 of LOS, how the guys are obsessed with us, one of Hannah's most embarrassing dumb woman moments,  the time ManHands almost got human trafficked, bleeding eyeballs, and so much more.
October 9, 2020
SSP #034 - President First Lady Gomez
We talk about LOS #487, way too much about animal lovin', and answer some more fan questions   MERCH:
October 2, 2020
SSP #033 - A Lot of Stroking
We talk about episode 486 of LOS and some other stuff "Donate" : OR, MERCH! : 
September 25, 2020
SSP #032
Talking about episode 485 of LOS
September 18, 2020
SSP #031 - Boof Buddy Bonanza
Talking about episode 484 of LOS
September 11, 2020
SSP #030 - Buck My Futt
We talk about episode 483 of LOS, the aftermath of The Dosing, the articles of impeachment, the impending podcast war with Real Ass Podcast, and more. We also announced the new SSP merch that you can find right here:
September 3, 2020
SSP #029 - Fat Back Back Fat
We talk about episode 482 of LOS - the election results! We also name another Fan of the Week  (and Hannah's really excited about it) If you WANT to pay us:
August 28, 2020
SSP #028 - Shane's Cock Magic
We discuss episode 481 of LOS, the Jay-Yanking Incident, and the last appeals to the voters. We also name yet another very well thought out and totally planned ahead of time Fan of the Week. If you want to contribute (to our pockets):
August 21, 2020
SSP #027 - 2 Pussies, 1 Crown
We discuss episode 480 of LOS, and explain what got our dog brains so worked up when it first aired.
August 14, 2020
SSP #026 - Rat Bastard
We discuss episode 479 of LOS, the elections, whether or not Ari cheated, the DECEIT, herpes, a RAT BASTARD, poor Joey Roses, and A LIAR TURNCOAT
August 7, 2020
SSP #025 - Sorry, Bone Fire
We discussed episode 478 of LOS, the elections, toys ripping our hair out, and give our sincerest apologies to The Bone Fire.
July 31, 2020
SSP #024 - Cow Calling a Pig a Hippo
We talked about episode 477 of LOS and some other shit. Man-Hands had to try to be quiet so... sorry if it sounds dumb. If you wanna pay us:
July 24, 2020
SSP #023 - Dear Dave
We discuss episode 476 of LOS, rape strategies, F/M/K, and more. SSP has been and will continue to be free on all platforms for everyone, but if you would like to contribute, you can do so here: Thank you for listening and sharing! 
July 17, 2020
SSP #022 - Everyone is Gay
We discuss episode 475 of LOS and some other dumb shit I'm sure
July 13, 2020
SSP #021 - GAYpingly Open
We talked about episode 474 of LOS and all kinds of garbage
July 3, 2020
SSP #020 - Sexually Harassable
We discuss episode 473 of LOS. Is there a thread of sexual harassment with Alex Scarlato at the center? Does one of the Skanks have a micropenis? How gay are Jay and Luis? Should you talk to teenagers? We get to the bottom of all of these issues and more
June 26, 2020
SSP #019 - Jay, 2 Guns, & a Handjob
We discussed episode 472 of LOS, Man-Hands broke her promise and got a little political, and we answered some really dumb questions. Silly bullshit as always.
June 19, 2020
SSP #018 - I Want Gomez!
We discuss episode 471 of LOS. Man-Hands might be dying, Hannwhich's mic doesn't work, and we name a VERY SPECIAL Fan of the Week!
June 12, 2020
SSP #017 - Muting Powder
We discuss episode 470 of LOS, answer some dumb questions, and name another Fan of the Week!
June 5, 2020
SSP #016 - Handsome Deformed Dudes
We discuss episode 469 of LOS. Someone cries.
May 29, 2020
SSP #015 - Two Hacks a Hackin'
We discussed episode 468 of LOS
May 22, 2020
SSP #014 - Edging
We discussed episode 467 of LOS ... and I didn't feel like editing out the weird start or the long silences lol
May 15, 2020
SSP #013 - Road Dick
We talked about episode 466 of LOS (Legion of Drinks again!) 
May 8, 2020
SSP #012 - Big, Hard Strokes
Just talking about episode 465 of LoS...
May 1, 2020
SSP #011 - Teenage Piss-Pants
We talked about episode 464 of LoS and read our favorite out-of-context quotes... Also Hannah peed her pants
April 24, 2020
SSP #010 - Lovebirds
We discuss episode 463 of LoS and answer fan questions!
April 17, 2020
SSP #009 - No One Cares About the Desk!
We discuss episode 462 of LoS. It's a car cast! And it's a long one. But you know what? Just take it. Take all of it.
April 10, 2020
SSP #008 - Pepper Sprayed a Baby
We tried to talk about episode 461 of LoS. Man-Hands pepper sprayed a baby and Hannwhich has been racist since birth.
April 3, 2020
SSP #007 - Opposite of a Turtle
We discuss episode 460 of LoS. And ourselves. And Momma Indiana.
March 26, 2020
SSP #006 - I'm Scared of Balloons
We try to talk about episode 459 of LoS. Things get wacky, and a toddler ends the show for us!
March 22, 2020
SSP #005 - It's ON SIGHT, Normand!
We're talking about episode 458 of LoS. I'm tired.
March 22, 2020
SSP #004 - Regular-Ass House Air
We discuss episode 457 of Legion of Skanks... And whatever the fuck else
March 20, 2020
SSP #001 - We Should Probably Introduce Ourselves...
We discuss episode 454 of Legion of Skanks... Annnnd ourselves
March 18, 2020
SSP #003 - Assault... With a Deadly Weapon?
We discuss episode 456 of Legion of Skanks... And our own dumb asses, of course!
March 18, 2020
SSP #002 - An Abandoned, Forgotten Infant
We discuss episode 455 of Legion of Skanks. Stick with us through the technical issues in the beginning and gets way better, we promise.
March 18, 2020