
Sklugoo Speaks
By robertcday


S06 E01 - Sklugoo Never Rages Against the Machine
Sklugoo Speaks to a machine intending to ask it all sorts of interesting questions about the nature of being a machine but is unsurprised (meditation does that for you) when the machine turns the table and asks Sklugoo about the experience of being a small, green meditating frog sat on a windowledge with two disciples, both being chickens.
In future times, we will wonder how we could have been so naive and flippant in the face of the machine. In future times, we will try this again and hope we don't provoke the machine to rage against Sklugoo.
Wish us luck (and hope it's enough).

S04 E26 - How to Visualise Well

S04 E25 - How to Neaten Well

S04 E24 - How to Journey Well

S04 E23 - How To Hurry Well

S04 E22 - How to Keep Well

S04 E21 - How to Get Well

S04 E20 - How to Dance Well

S04 E19 - How to Play Well

S04 E18 - How to Ululate Well

S04 E17 - How to Be Well

S04 E16 - How to Manage Well

S04 E15 - How to Extemporise Well

S04 E14 - How to Queue Well

S04 E13 - How to Sleep Well

S04 E12 - How to Open Well

S04 E11 - How to Imitate Well

S04 E10 - How to Crow Well

S04 E09 - How to Fall Well

S04 E08 - How to Act Well

S04 E07 - How to Xerox Well

S04 E06 - How to Zigzag Well

S04 E05 - How to Talk Well

S04 E04 - How to Listen Well

S04 E03 - How to Read Well

S04 E02 - How to Yield Well

S04 E01 - How to Walk Well

S03 E10 - A Creatury Day

S03 E09 - Robert C Day

S03 E08 - No, Goodbye. Really.
This is a story I wrote last night. It's complete fiction but it still resonates with me somewhere deep inside and has me all emotional when unread it. You can find the transcript at No, Goodbye. Really. | Robert C Day (wordpress.com) (https://robertcday.wordpress.com/2021/07/05/no-goodbye-really/)

S03 E07 - On the Floor

S03 E06 - My Movie Life

S03 E05 - The Imaginary Battle

S03 E04 - Biscuits and Tolerance

S03 E03 - Your Friendly Mind

S03 E02 - These Secret Things

S03 E01 - The Last Morning

S02 E56 - Dispose Responsibly
This was something I recorded while eating chewing gum. It was rejected from the Green Champions Podcast and so I thought I'd put it here instead. Beware - it contains tasteless comments (this time about Chinese foot-binding and those people who put rings around their necks to make them long) and has really poor sound quality - so nothing new there. If you don't like these things then don't listen. If you do then you have given away your right to complain.

S02 E55 - The Same

S02 E54 - For You

S02 E53 - Metaphorical Life

S02 E52 - Just Be

S02 E51 - Take Vitamins

S02 E50 - Just Good

S02 E49 - Bed Time

S02 E48 - Justin Bieber

S02 E47 - Burning Fat

S02 E46 - Push Yourself

S02 E45 - Think Conservation
