Sloppy Sorting Hat

Get ready for a fun old fashion family Christmas. In this episode, there's beers, cocktails, beeps, vacations, frozen toes, and a whole lot of Christmas misery. Get ready for the gift that keeps on giving - The Sloppy Sorting Hat!

It's Showtime!! We're sorting He Who Must Not Be Named Three Times. We have an eerie theory, a spooky cocktail, and a mashup that will have you laughing until Halloween!

We don't talk about Bruno or Voldy in this one. Wait. Yes, we do.

Check out which Hogwarts house each member of the family Madrigal is in. Make sure you listen until the magical mashup, you already know what that's going to be. If you're like Isabel and tired of perfect, listen to this imperfect masterpiece.

Just Deadpool. And games, drinks, and continuous deadpool quotes.

Pardon our absence, but we were very busy learning how to be royal after discovering all three of us are royal sister Princesses from a made up country. But we're finally back, and we're sorting the characters from the Princess Diaries! Join us as we play classic games, poke fun at a friend of the show and tell each other to SHUT UP a little too much. 

You want us to keep sorting characters from 90s classics? You got it, dude! Who better to sort the three iconic Tanner sisters than the three iconic Davey sisters? Join us as we talk about Full House, dissect famous catch phrases and remember the hilarious Bob Saget. 

Merry Christmas, you sloppy slops! That’s right, we’re sorting one smart-smart kiddo and a bunch of other dumb-dumbs from holiday classics Home Alone 1 and Home Alone 2. And we’re doing it all with a special guest – our very first returning guest podcaster. Plus, we’ve got games, a holiday song parody and much more holiday joy!

It's not a complete holiday season without re-watching the classic romcom The Holiday. Join us as we sort all the silly, weepy characters from this heartwarming Christmas classic. Plus, we've got tequila, games and much more!

Nobody around here really appreciates our taste in weird stuff - like mashing up Harry Potter and Halloweentown! We're sorting the characters from this legendary Disney Channel Original Movie to celebrate Halloween. Plus, we've got some brooming under the influence, some extremely sloppy spellcasting and more. Being normal is vastly overrated!

We've been very sloppily recording this podcast for 2 whole years now, and you know what that means! You don't? Yea, neither do we. So we just threw together yet another Anniversary Special! We're playing all our favorite games, laughing at some bloopers, and sorting every Hufflepuff's favorite snack - cookies! Pop open some champagne and celebrate with us, sloppy slops!

In good times, in bad times, we'll be on your side forever more! That's what the Sloppy Sorting Hat is for! We're back from our spin-off break and we're here for you - just like Annie is there for Lillian on her big day in the hit female-driven comedy Bridesmaids. Listen in as we sort these classy ladies, and play some of our fan favorite games! If we were drunk could we do THIS!? (Hint: absolutely we could, and often do!)

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for the final week on the Sloppy Slop! We're sending the Big Brother 23 houseguests off with a final sorting. Join us to find out who our Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin of the season are! Plus, we discuss who we'd like to see as a future All Star, who we think we'll see on the next season of The Challenge, and answer some final questions. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for yet another week on the Sloppy Slop! We're absolutely e-shocked about what Kyland did during the live show, but we've shaken it off and are here, as always, sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, we discuss who we want to win the season as we head into finale night next week! Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for yet another DOUBLE EVICTION week on the Sloppy Slop! We're sad to have lost two members of the Cookout, but we're still here sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses - even Manda who really wanted to self-evict this week. Plus, we discuss Kyland's strategy, Azah's mistakes and go off on a tangent about The Challenge. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for DOUBLE EVICTION week on the Sloppy Slop! Two houseguests were e-voted, the Cookout is officially the final six, and Zingbot made his annual appearance this week - and we're going strong through it all sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, we zing a few Harry Potter characters and go off on some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! We evicted two hosts this week, but we're still going strong sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, a contentious Who's Your Keeper discussion, live feed spoilers from the HOH comp and some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! We're pouring one out for our homie Derek X. while we sort the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, a controversial Potion of Veto comp, a lot of questions for the BB professors, and some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! Britni may be gone (but never forgotten), but we're still sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, a very special double Potion of Veto comp, and we go on some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! The Cookout may be falling apart, but we're still sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, tension heats up during the Potion of Veto comp, and we go on some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! The teams twist may be gone, but we're still sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, listen to the end to hear spoilers as the HOH competition plays out on the live feeds. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! We're back again sorting the cast into the Hogwarts houses for the week. Plus, we've got a brand new top secret special surprise, as promised last week. Eavesdrop on us to find out what it is!

This summer, you can expect the unexpected from the Sloppy Sorting Hat because we're entering the Big Brother house to talk about Season 23 with our own sloppy twist! This week we're discussing the new cast. Who's the Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Slytherin and Ravenclaw of the Week? Who's a Keeper? And who is Zingbot!? Listen to find out!

Just call us freaky podcast girls! Because we're doing the callbacks for one of those early DCOMs (Disney Channel Original Movies, duh!) and sorting the cheesy characters from High School Musical. We're all in this together, so listen as we get sloppy, broom under the influence and sing some parodies! Oh c'mon, you knew we were gonna sing. Plus, listen all the way to the end for a very special announcement!

In Shaker Heights, there's a plan for everything. On the Sloppy Sorting Hat? Not so much. Elena Richardson wouldn't approve, but we're sorting the very flawed characters from Little Fires Everywhere anyway. Join us as we talk about turkey basters, motherhood and the fabulous Reese Witherspoon! Plus, we're playing classic games, talking about HP theories and more!

We were so preoccupied with whether we could do a Season 3, we didn't stop to think if we should do a Season 3. But sloppiness... finds a way. So we're back and we're sorting the characters from the 90's classic Jurassic Park! We also unveil a new game, and close out the exciting cliffhanger from the Season 2 finale! What house is Manda really in? Listen to find out!

It's our Season 2 Finale and that means we've gotta get back to Hogwarts! Listen in as things get totally awesome when we sort the comical characters from A Very Potter Musical. Plus, we've got yet another confunded guest podcaster, the mastermind behind @Cocktails_and_Cravings on Instagram and our biggest fan, Meagan. We're sharing a very special collaborative cocktail! Plus -- fun games, outlandish ships and an incredible revelation from Manda that you won't believe! Man, we're glad we went back!

Yea, we might be sloppy, but we're also scruffy-looking nerfherders. That's why we're sorting characters from the sci-fi classic Star Wars. We're talking about the original trilogy with our special confunded guest podcaster, Justin! Plus, we're brooming under the influence, discussing some weird theories, and debating who's the bigger babe - Han or Leia. This IS the podcast you're looking for!

The truth is, there is no one who can do what we do - sloppily sort characters from The Devil Wears Prada! A million girls would kill to listen to this podcast. So join us and witness baby fox talk, the birth of a new catch phrase and the telling of our podcast origin story. That's all.

What is this... a podcast for slops!? Yep! So, join us as we destroy the Prime Minister of Malaysia... uh, we mean sort the zany characters from the hit comedy Zoolander. Plus, we're playing games, doing some mad libs and answering questions from friends of the show. This damn podcast, it's so hot right now!

New year, same old Sloppy Sorting Hat - just a lame excuse for all the idiots who make this podcast to drink beer in hopes of distracting themselves from the pathetic emptiness of their meaningless, consumer-driven lives! That's right, we're kicking off 2021 with the acerbic wit of Kat Stratford and her classmates from 10 Things I Hate About You. Join us and be whelmed as we sort this early 90s Shakespearean knock-off, play some games and swoon over Heath Ledger. 

Look, we know what movie we're sorting for Christmas. You know what movie we're sorting for Christmas. So let's make this simple. Join us as we sort the corny characters from that 90s classic: Kris Kringle! Sinterklaas! Pere Noel! Babbo Natale! Pelz-Nickel! Topo Gigio! It's the Santa Clause! Plus, we're talking holiday ghosts, singing a Mariah parody and discussing that academic question that's baffled HP experts for years: is Santa a wizard?

Sloppy Slops, ASSEMBLE! We're sorting some of the marvelous (get it!?) heroes and villains from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We're doing the heroic work. The hard work. Drinking beers. Playing games. Mashing up wizardly and marvely universes. And don't worry, just like Cap, we can do this all day!

It's Thanksgiving and of course that means it's time to cook.... some meth! Join us as we cook up the blue stuff and sort the morally questionable characters from Breaking Bad. We've got a few games, a few beers and we sloppily jump from topic to topic hitting on such holiday favorites as the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and turkey sandwiches. If you're missing your family this Thanksgiving, listen to us and give thanks that your parents probably aren't messing you up in the head as bad as Walter Jr.'s messed him up. 

We are the Sorting Queens! So don't miss out as we sort the creepy characters from The Nightmare Before Christmas. We're playing games, parodying songs and going off on some truly unrelated tangents. It's everything you need to make a Halloween great!

We've been slopping our way through this podcast for a whole year, and you know what that means! You don't? Yea, neither do we. So we just threw together this 1st Anniversary Special! We're sorting our partners and our friends (AKA our cats), playing games, talking ships and unveiling our exciting blooper reel. Pop open some champagne and celebrate with us, sloppy slops!

We're dedicating this one to some very loyal listeners who don't think they've heard anything good today.  Join us as we sort an 80's classic - Ferris Bueller's Day Off! We're drinking, twisting, shouting, mad-libbing, buzzed brooming and so much more. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and listen to a podcast every once in a while, you could miss some very sloppy sortings!

Oh my god, you guys! If there ever was a perfect podcast this one... is way too sloppy to be it. But join us anyway as we sort the lovely ladies and sleazy dudes from Legally Blonde. Plus, we play some fan-favorite games, talk about one of the weirder ships in the Harry Potter fandom and find out about Dani's touching crush on Emmett. Seriously, give us a listen. Podcasts give you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands!

The Gang Sorts It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia! You might think that every character in Sunny would be sorted into Slytherin - but think again! We're as sloppy as the gang in, well, pretty much every episode. So we got it a little wrong, as usual. Plus, we've got the maddest libs and the magicalist mash ups. You don't have to listen, but we really recommend that you do. You know, because of the implication. 

It's season 2 of the Sloppy Sorting Hat and we're leading off with a '90s classic. We've got beers, beeps and babes in this episode. But girls, playing baseball!? That's right, we're sorting the Peaches and the Belles from A League of Their Own! 

It's our Season 1 finale and, that's right, we're going back to Hogwarts to sort even more of your beloved Harry Potter characters. We're sloppier than ever because for the first time we're podcasting all from the same room. Listen as we play some classic games, talk about clips from our favorite Season 1 moments, and Slytherin with a few surprises!