Small Tales with Jake Critcher

By Jake Critcher

Stories told through voice acting in this bite-sized podcast. Updated Wednesdays!

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Southern Baptist Pass Out

Small Tales with Jake CritcherJun 09, 2021

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Southern Baptist Pass Out

I'm back and I haven't run out of tales! Hear how I passed out in a southern Baptist church as well as how I gravely embarrassed myself playing Rock Band solo. Voiceless inquiries and tip can be accessed here: linktr.ee/Jakecritcher

Jun 09, 202113:14

Jake Releases the Beast

Without trying, I withhold the knowledge of my marriage from people; my wife and I do drive-thru merry-go-round for the love of coupons; and I transform into a beast to stalk the forest in this week's episode.

Jul 08, 202011:29

The Flash Mob Clothing Conundrum

Wanna hear about how I borrowed different articles of clothing from different people for a wedding? Wait, really? Look no further as I share one of my not so shining moments with you!

Jun 24, 202018:07

ST #18 Barista Gone Killer

Google thinks I'm a lesbian (or wishes I was?), a representative from the cult who Let's Clyde Decide visits the shop with VERY DISTINCT INSTRUCTIONS for their order, and I may have murdered a person in this week's episode.

May 27, 202011:11

ST #17 Five Things I've Noticed About Quarantine

Here's five interesting observations I've made about this lockdown. Additionally, I get attacked for my comment on a news article, and become a guy named Jason for several months. Enjoy!

Apr 29, 202018:40

ST #16 College is a Multiverse (Guest Host David Richter)

My old college is the source of many of my strange stories. I'm not the only one who had these stories to tell, though. Dave Richter and I reminisce about the school we became good friends at and analyze the multiple timelines that is part of college. You're in for a treat in this special episode of Small Tales!

Apr 08, 202031:56

ST #15 I Wrote Batman Skits?

I've returned from the hollows where all the diseased people are held and I've got a special treat today. I've pulled an old Batman Skit I wrote from the archives and you get to hear it! Don't worry, they're funny. PLUS, a talk about the worst case of ignoring quarantine that I will ever see.

Apr 01, 202012:07

ST #14 Scared by SCOOTS!

Hear how I got legitimately spooked by a stranger! Also, I wish I had the confidence of those who bring in outside products! There's a short career update at the end if you want to hear about that too!

Mar 11, 202008:07

ST #13 Caffeine High

What happens when you drink five cold brews on shift? Is it possible to be a good customer at the place you work? These are the questions asked in this week's episode.

Mar 04, 202007:02

Keepin' it Reel: Sonic the Hedgehog Spoiler-FREE

I'm joined by guest host CuppaJoeGamer, sharing thoughts on the Sonic the Hedgehog movie with no spoilers. An enjoyable movie, but does it "ruin" Sonic? If you like what you hear from CuppaJoe, here's his website! cuppajoegamer.com It's full of video game reviews and blog posts about retro games as well as current lesser known titles!

Feb 28, 202035:31

BONUS Keepin' it Reel: Sonic the Hedgehog Outtakes

No ads! Just a couple minutes of CuppaJoeGamer and I talking nonsense before the show. Prepare to be entertained.

Feb 28, 202002:25

ST #12 Coffee Spew

I'm informed that regurgitated coffee beans are a good exfoliant, a film crew visits my job, and I complete an absurdly large order.
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Feb 19, 202009:42

ST #11 Jeepers Peepers

Club songs are nonsensical, some creature peeps at me through the dark (complete with a movie trailer), and a guy can't buy anything with a buck-fifty (the struggle). Tune in!

Feb 12, 202005:02