Smoothies N Movies

Hello Smoothie Boys/girls and everything in between. As it is stated in the PSA, I have a lot to answer for. Life was simply dramatically changing at a speed I could not even fathom. I don't know what's coming, I don't know what other changes are in store. I do know that this show is my baby, and i will never abandon my baby.

This inconsistency is unacceptable, this we know. The show isn't what it used to be. Life has seemingly gotten in the way of what we started to build. It's time we start to set things right and explain.

The three smoothie boys return from their hectic lives to take a trip back to a 90s classic, 3 Ninjas. Stay tuned in the coming weeks, your host will give a full breakdown of the show's future

We know, we know. We've been gone longer than expected, and longer than we would've wanted. We can't apologize enough for being gone for essentially eight months, but the absence will be explained in the coming episodes. We had to use this episode to get our groove back, we're a little rusty. Anyway, Welcome back to the show! We still have the mouths of devious sailors, we're the unfiltered and unguided Smoothie Boys. Opening the ninth season is the ridiculous, and entertaining Cocaine Bear!

We know, we know...this isn't what anyone expected. Yes, we hoped with all our hearts to have episode 100 done this week, but we said the reason in this special SmoVision episode. Episode 100 wouldn't be the same without that SmoMember, so we postponed it. In the meantime, Cage & Maeve tackle the raunchy summer camp of Firewood again, this time in the Netflix show. Let's see how this lives up to the movie.

Ugh...well, some mandates get broken it seems. Early in this show's incarnation, the host ya heard the most made a vow this movie would never be watched. Maybe he was just excited to have Josh and Robby back this episode and the next, but here we are, Rob Zombie's gross Halloween movie has made its way to Smoothies N Movies. One more to go until 100, be there or be square! This episode reveals what the special episode is for 100

It dawned on us that we haven't been representing the current season as much as we did in years prior. So since it's summer...Cage & Maeve decided to take a trip to one of the wildest summer camps in film, Camp Firewood! Any camp counseled by, Bradley Cooper, Amy Poehler, Paul Rudd, and Elizabeth Banks is always bound to be a wild time.

In all honesty, this episode was recorded ages ago. Schedules have become hectic and the host you heard the most will explain it when the gang records again. In the meantime, enjoy the OG horror parody by the great Wayans Bros.

Just a few more to go until the triple-digit episode. In the meantime, Cage and Maeve sit down and watch peak buffoonery of the early 00s. That's right, the smoothie duo are watching Jackass

What's this? an actual upload a week after the last episode? Yes, the shock is universal. As we announced in previous episodes, it's been hectic around the SmoMo camp, and schedules and events keep hindering our ability to get episodes out at our usual pace. But, we're getting better and the shorter movies help with that. With that out of the way, Cage and Maeve are returning to Far Far Away for another damn Shrek adventure. We don't know what's being watched next week, and no, the announcement for episode 100 will come around 99

Cage and Maeve have returned from their road trip, now it's time to dive into a somewhat road-trippy movie. That's right, the Dreamworks franchise of Shrek. No, it's not a mistake you're seeing Shrek 2 and not Shrek the original, there is no reason for this, it's just how it turned out. Shrek the Third will be next week and possibly an episode with Cage and Josh after or before, who the hell knows anymore what's going on.

After a month-long hiatus, Cage & Maeve have returned. The Smoothie duo gets back into the race to 100 with the Pixar classic, Toy Story. Find out why it's been a month-long wait, and what they have been up to.

Oops...that was one little hiatus there, wasn't it? Oh, well, Cage and Maeve hath returned to video game side of the Disney world with Wreck-It Ralph

The OG smoothie boys hath returned! In honor of The Batman releasing, we decided to tackle the only Batman movie with the Riddler (not counting the Adam West movie)

Cage and Maeve continue the countdown to 100 with the underrated Disney gem, Tangled. Next Week Cage,Josh and Robby watch Batman Forever 

First and foremost, we're apologizing for the bi-weekly uploads. We promised this would be a more consistent season of Smoothies N Movies, but life seems to keep us from living up to that promise. The promise that will forever be kept, no matter what, is that there will NEVER be a month where we don't do at least one episode. With the storm of some family tragedies, covid and hectic work schedules fading, it looks like we'll be moving full steam ahead to episode 100 this coming week, and episodes will flow yet again. The marathon continues with Cage and Maeve starting the Disney Pixar female-led movies with the emotional Inside Out!

For the first time in a long time, a trilogy is completed on Smoothies N Movies. The OG smoothie boys sit through the final live-action turtle's movie of the 90s, and it was a fucking sit. No one knows what this season will hold, but it's damn certain episode 100 is the finale this season. 

This episode is way behind schedule due to complicated circumstances the past week and a half. BUT!!! Cage and Maeve sit down and complete the long season in style. Their long journey through Scooby-Doo media comes to this, the 2004 nostalgia factory Monsters Unleashed. Sit down and sip up and find out some of the odd places where one of the hosts was licked during sex.

**MERCH***

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Two of the original smoothies (Josh and Cage) are back for the new year and things are changing in the SmoMo world. In order to accommodate everyone's situation, we're going remote for a lot of our shows for the foreseeable future to keep the whole SmoMo cast in the fold. PS: a minor mishap transpired and the audio became a little janky with this episode. We worked out all the remote audio kinks for the future.

Merry Fucking SmoMas! Christmas movies have reached the finish line for Smoothies N Movies, but one quick SmoVision is here as a Christmas treat. Cage and Maeve pick two Christmas episodes of the beloved show The Office. Find out how Cage really feels about one of the titular characters that everyone else is fond of.

Here we are, it's the week of Christmas, and your smoothie duo hath finally watched the movie Maeve's been wanting to watch since last Christmas. That's right, the nation lampoons classic, Christmas Vacation starring the controversial Chevy Chase. This will be the final Christmas movie until next year, but a special SmoVision is coming Christmas day or Christmas Eve... It's a coin flip at the moment.

What's this? The return of Demon Slayer in the realm of SmoMo? You got that right, Cage and Maeve attack the biggest anime movie of all time in preparation for season two of the global phenomenon.

The Smoothie duo is back and they have the holiday spirit. Cage and Maeve will spend the next few weeks dabbling in relics of Christmas past, good and bad. Starting off this year's holiday streak is the Arnold Schwarzenegger and Anakin Skywalker classic; Jingle All the Way!

Spook season is over but Cage and Maeve struggle to find a solid list of Christmas movies. So, in the meantime, the duo will sit down and enjoy the classic High School movie, Dazed and Confused starring the 90s versions of a myriad of today's stars.

What's spook season without everyone's favorite nosey kids and talking dog? Exactly! That's why Cage and Maeve decided to boomerang 😉 back to the late 60s to watch the classic that used to give us all the heebee jeebees. 

Spook season still has just under two weeks left. Cage and Maeve sit down in the spooky hours to watch Monster house! Coming up in a few days is a special SmoVision of "Scooby-Doo! Where are you?"

It's not spooky season without the man that murdered his sister right after she had the quickest sex in movie history. Yeah, that's right, Michael Myers, Mrs. Myers baby boy is back again terrorizing that town in that state no one cares about. Cage stayed up til 5 am to drop a quick review-ie for you if you're on the fence about seeing the latest installment of the Halloween franchise.

Tim Burton does Alice and Wonderland, but it's Coraline and buttons, talking cats, dead orphans, and shitty parents. This movie is a wild ride through and through.

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Cage and Maeve wrap "Up" their Pixar saga this week. Of course, it's another Pixar movie Cage has never seen until this recording, and let's just see how he likes this one. Oh yeah... Happy 2 years of Smoothies n Movies! That was a fast fucking two years.😬

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Cage and Maeve finish their two-week-long watch of rodent infest Pixar favorite.

Where do I begin? The Smoothie Boy that took over SmoMo and literally saved the show in season two. Without hesitation, you arrived when Robby left the country. Not only did you fill the void, but you also went on single-handedly the hottest recording run of anyone. You knocked out so many episodes in the two-week span, we lost three episodes and still had more than enough to put out. I tell people all the time, you're the last of the good ones. You're as genuine as they come, with a heart of fucking gold. "You're a good fuckin guy," a quote you once said about someone else, but should always be spoken about you. I don't know a human that works harder than you or brings the chaotic energy you bring without effort. I don't fucking know how you do it, feels like ever since I've known ya, you've always had a secret stash of chaotic-comedic energy. I pray you never lose it, the world needs that comedic joy you've always been in abundance of, you're overflowing with it mother fucker! Share the wealth!    But seriously, you deserve every good thing in life that comes your way, and I'll be damned if anyone blocks the blessings you deserve. You may now be my Smoothie brother, but you'll forever be my Bash Brother. 

                                              PS. Jeezus fuck! these clips are only from three episodes! THREEE! Literally working on Vol. 2 as this is posting.

Back at it again like a re-run! Cage and Maeve continue their trek through the Pixar vault with Monsters Inc

Cage n Maeve hath returned with another Dystopian movie (the last) that will serve as the transition into a new genre for the season. From this point forward, this season will focus on Pixar/Disney movies. Take a shot every time Maeve gets mad when she finds out what childhood classics Cage hasn't seen.

As the original smoothie boy, Robby has provided some of the best moments in Smoothies n Movies. Everyone is getting a "Best of..." in multiple volumes, but Robby is getting the first one. As the dad of the group, you're going to end up being a legitimate good father to the child you have coming. That kid is beyond lucky to have a man like you as its father. You may be single-handedly one of the best people I know and I know that's going to translate to parenthood. I can't express how proud I am of you, after watching you maturate over the years to this point. It may be my birthday when I upload this, but I choose to celebrate you.

                                                                                       - Cage

In honor of the summer beginning, let the summer begin the right way. Taking a trip down memory lane to the saga that started it all, to the camp that started it all. The Crystal Lake saga in all the golden moments is all right here. Even the fabled original pilot episode (where Robby's mic was off the entire time) found its way into the highlights. 

The dystopian future saga continues with another purge movie. For some reason, Cage and his niece (along with a special third co-host) are watching these in reverse.

Cage and Maeve fire up the biggest hit on Netflix since Stranger Things and take a trip into the zombie heist film Army of the Dead. Zombies, aliens, robots, time loops! This movie has more theories than a Game of Thrones fan page before season 8!

The bleak future movies are back after a quick visit to Middle Earth. Cage is joined by a very near and dear family member in this episode. Nepotism, plain and simple. How well does the third Purge movie hold up? How many times will Cage miss pronounce guillotine before correcting himself? A good few 

Smoothies n Anime? SmoMe??? Cage and Maeve deliver another reviewie after they watched the much anticipated Demon Slayer movie.