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Snews You Lose

By Snews You Lose

Strange, weird, wacky, messed up, gross news stories from around the world past and present.
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Ep 16: Joey Diaz (audio clip), Venomous spider in ear, Vegan sues neighbour for BBQ, Killing Cats

Snews You LoseSep 28, 2019

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EP 42: Haunted Doll, Pig Nipple Surprise, Pizza Roll Public Pooper, Put a Hit On Granny

EP 42: Haunted Doll, Pig Nipple Surprise, Pizza Roll Public Pooper, Put a Hit On Granny

This episode features a story about a haunted doll found in a house with a message. A place where you don't want to find a pig nipple, A place where you don't want to find Poop because of a crazy Pooper. Don't like Granny? Put out a hit out on her! Well don't really do that, but it happened! Check these news stories out now! Follow on Instagram @snewsyoulosepodcast
Oct 31, 202122:41
Episode 41: Glues His Privates, Lady Has Chimp Affair, Awkward Sweet Shop Visit, Peeing In Public

Episode 41: Glues His Privates, Lady Has Chimp Affair, Awkward Sweet Shop Visit, Peeing In Public

A man yes a man glues his privates for safety, A Lady loves a chimp more than she should, Sweet Shop has naughty items, A angry man pees at a fast food restaurant and he wasn't in the Washroom... Find out how it all went down! Follow on IG: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Oct 04, 202120:47
Ep 40: Willy Wonka Hotel Room, Licking in Public, Fish back to life in pan, Crazy fast food customer

Ep 40: Willy Wonka Hotel Room, Licking in Public, Fish back to life in pan, Crazy fast food customer

On this Episode I mess around with the soundboard and check my Lottery ticket, was I a winner? Also featured, You can rent out a Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory Hotel themed room! A women licks thing in public at the grocery store! A fish comes back to life while being cooked in the pan, looks like some exorcist Stuff! A Crazy fast food customer causes a big scene, Find out what happened! Follow on Instagram @snewsyoulosepodcast
Aug 23, 202125:00
Ep 39: Watch 4 Waspes, Insult Wedding Invitations, Best Man Kicked Out, Weird Couple, Penis Cut Off

Ep 39: Watch 4 Waspes, Insult Wedding Invitations, Best Man Kicked Out, Weird Couple, Penis Cut Off

In this episode, You need to watch for Waspes, A soon to be married couple sends out insulting wedding invitations, The Best Man is kicked out of the wedding, find out why! A weird/naughty couple with a big age gap will sing for us, A penis gets cut off, find out Why! Follow on Instagram @snewsyoulosepodcast
Aug 17, 202127:00
Ep 38: Sound Effects, Instant Accent Change, Spaghetti Death, Suicide Capsule, Man Falls in Soup

Ep 38: Sound Effects, Instant Accent Change, Spaghetti Death, Suicide Capsule, Man Falls in Soup

On this episode a women's Speaking Accent changes instantly, A man eats Old Spaghetti and the outcome is not good, A Capsule for people that want to commit Suicide, A man who is cooking a big Vat of soup falls in it with a terrible outcome Follow this podcast on Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Aug 10, 202120:05
Ep 37: Bike accident, Bungee Accident, Bear Attack, Teeth pulled, Time Traveler with a Message

Ep 37: Bike accident, Bungee Accident, Bear Attack, Teeth pulled, Time Traveler with a Message

On this episode I talk about a accident that I witnessed, A Bungee Thrill gone Horribly wrong, A man is Harassed by a Grizzly Bear night after night, A burglar pulls teeth, Time Travelers with a message for everybody. Follow me on Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast Do you have a messed up story you would like to share or a idea for the podcast? please DM on Instagram!
Aug 03, 202122:00
Ep 36: Delivery Anger, Magic Mushrooms Injected, Bitcoin Password Forgot, Porn Lawsuit at Parents

Ep 36: Delivery Anger, Magic Mushrooms Injected, Bitcoin Password Forgot, Porn Lawsuit at Parents

This episode is a little about me! A angry food delivery driver who expresses her anger (audio clip), A man that thinks injecting magic mushrooms is a good idea, find out what happens next! A bit coin multi-millonaire? If he remembers his password. A porn lawsuit filed against his parents, find out how much his massive porn collection is worth! Follow me on Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast You can submit your story to me and I can possibly feature it on a future episode Please subscribe to this podcast and also leave a rating on preferably Apple Podcasts or other platforms would be great! Thanks for listening! Enjoy!
Feb 05, 202131:04
Ep 35: Diaz Cop Clip, Used Condoms For Resale, Scary Rat Sinkhole, Brain Eats Itself, Beetle Armour

Ep 35: Diaz Cop Clip, Used Condoms For Resale, Scary Rat Sinkhole, Brain Eats Itself, Beetle Armour

This episode features a great clip about police and the Black Lives matter Movement by Joey Diaz, A factory is selling used condoms as new, Man falls in a scary rat sinkhole, Brain will eat itself, The strongest armour beetles. This podcast is sponsored by @musicbattlepolls on Instagram, vote for you favorite musical artists! Follow this podcast on instagram @snewsyoulosepodcast
Nov 06, 202031:23
Ep 34: Dumb Criminals

Ep 34: Dumb Criminals

On this episode we feature 20 Dumb Criminals and the stupid idiotic things they did! Follow on Instagram @snewsyoulosepodcast
Oct 15, 202024:25
Ep 33: Mask Anger, Car Rage, Stomach Brewery,Chocolate Rain, Diamond mask,Penis on arm,Bear Advice

Ep 33: Mask Anger, Car Rage, Stomach Brewery,Chocolate Rain, Diamond mask,Penis on arm,Bear Advice

This episode features audio clips of A angry man who refused to wear a mask in public, A Parking lot lady gets very mad at her own parking job, A man grows a penis on his arm! Yes it's true, a penis! It rained Chocolate in one town, 1.5 million Dollar Corona Virus face mask, Advice to keep you safe from a bear attack! Follow on: Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1
Sep 08, 202023:50
Ep 32: Married Sex, Angry Rant, Dolphins get high, Real UFO, Penis cutting board, Man washes money

Ep 32: Married Sex, Angry Rant, Dolphins get high, Real UFO, Penis cutting board, Man washes money

This episode features a Married Sex audio clip, A public meltdown rant at a Kebab store, Dolphins know how to get stoned, The USA government admits they know about UFO's, Woman orders a cutting board but is surprised to find a penis image, A man washes his money because of Covid and destroys it! Follow the show on Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Aug 14, 202021:41
Ep 31: Karen gets slapped, Cum Vape, Anus Tapeworm, The word Moist, Penis charger, Plants at Opera

Ep 31: Karen gets slapped, Cum Vape, Anus Tapeworm, The word Moist, Penis charger, Plants at Opera

This episode features a "Karen" getting bitched slapped (clip) Some Idiot that vapes his own cum juice, A big tapeworm pulled from anus, Why you hate the word Moist, Someone put a phone charger up their penis and houseplants are the audience at the Opera! Follow us on Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1
Jul 30, 202024:11
Ep 30: Racist Karen, 5 y/o buys a Lambo, Lysol feminine hygiene, Social distance robot, THC Semen

Ep 30: Racist Karen, 5 y/o buys a Lambo, Lysol feminine hygiene, Social distance robot, THC Semen

This episode features Racist "Karen" Audio clip, A 5 year old gets pulled over driving to buy a Lamborghini, Lysol original use was for women's Hygiene?? THC Infused Semen! Follow on Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Jul 09, 202025:54
Ep 29: Pandemic Edition

Ep 29: Pandemic Edition

Wash your hands and don't touch your face!! On this episode we talk about all things Corona virus, Covid-19. Clips on the show include Stupid Spring Breakers, Pastors, crazy church goers and Donald Trump. Follow on Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
May 08, 202023:01
Ep 28: The Return of Special Guest Marissa

Ep 28: The Return of Special Guest Marissa

I have a very special guest returning for the second time! I have a quick chat with my 7 year old daughter Marissa! We talk about Aliens and other fun stuff! Follow on Twitter @snewsyoulose1 Instagram @snewsyoulosepodcast
Apr 19, 202013:14
Ep 27: The Alien Edition

Ep 27: The Alien Edition

On this episode we talk about Aliens, yes the little green or grey men! We talk about abductions and what to do if you are abducted and we have some great stories and audio clips of sounds from space! You can follow the show on Facebook: Snews you Lose Podcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Mar 24, 202019:35
Ep 26: Fed Smoker clips, Tortoise Sex God, Girl Throws Feces, Mr. Peanut Dies, Girl Drinks Dog Urine

Ep 26: Fed Smoker clips, Tortoise Sex God, Girl Throws Feces, Mr. Peanut Dies, Girl Drinks Dog Urine

This episode features audio clips of Fed Smoker up to his confrontational instigating ways! A Tortoise sex god, find out how many kids he has! Did Mr. Peanut really die? A woman claims that drinking dogs urine is great for her skin and health, find out what she has to say and drink. Follow on Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter: @Snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @Snewsyoulosepodcast Do you have a story for the show? Please submit and let me know!
Feb 27, 202023:55
Ep 25: The Love Edition

Ep 25: The Love Edition

This episode is all about love and it's messed up. Just how you like it!! Features: Preacher sext rant lecture (audio clip) Valentine's text arrive months late, A Zoo will name your ex after a rat and feed it to a snake, Weird Valentine's presents for the weirdo in your life, Engagement ring found after many years thanks to a carrot! Follow on Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Feb 19, 202026:11
Ep 24: Things people insert into body, Patient falls out of ambulance, Degloved Penis, Weed up nose

Ep 24: Things people insert into body, Patient falls out of ambulance, Degloved Penis, Weed up nose

Check it out! A pretty funny, gross and weird episode! The way you like it!! Follow me on Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast Please Subscribe, Leave a rating and a comment! Do you have a story? Please submit it and maybe have it featured on a future episode and get a shout out!
Feb 04, 202025:35
Ep 23: My Hospital Stay Surgery

Ep 23: My Hospital Stay Surgery

This episode is about your Host Karl! How he had a hospital stay which required Surgery. Have a listen and find out why!! Follow me on Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast Please Subscribe, leave a rating and a comment!
Jan 29, 202024:45
Ep 22: Road Rage, Glory Hole from Hell, Teach Kids To Swear, Hotel Anus,Cop writes Pig for Attention

Ep 22: Road Rage, Glory Hole from Hell, Teach Kids To Swear, Hotel Anus,Cop writes Pig for Attention

A funny road rage clip!! The Glory hole from hell, at least the sister felt that way!! It's ok for kids to swear!! A cop wants attention by way of pig! Please subscribe and leave a rating! Follow me on Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Jan 24, 202022:34
Ep 21: Road Rage, McDonald's Weed, Man dies eating eggs, Bee sting penis enlargement, Jaguar attacks

Ep 21: Road Rage, McDonald's Weed, Man dies eating eggs, Bee sting penis enlargement, Jaguar attacks

Check it out! We have a funny road rage clip and other messed up stories on this episode! Funny and stupid things! The usual! Intro Music: Silent Partner - Open Wide Outro Music: Silent Partner - Mob Battle Remember to subscribe, leave a review and you can follow and reach me at Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Jan 16, 202020:38
Ep 20:Angry clip, Big Dildo removed from man, Trapeze artist shit, Chernobyl Vodka,Dr. Siphons Urine

Ep 20:Angry clip, Big Dildo removed from man, Trapeze artist shit, Chernobyl Vodka,Dr. Siphons Urine

Drunk man gets told off by lady for Shagging his dog (audio clip) Tool had to be invented to remove a dildo from a man, find out how big it was!! Trapeze artist shits on crowd, Chernobyl Vodka, find out if it's radioactive! Dr. Siphons Urine from patient on a plane! Follow Snews you lose on Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: Snews you lose podcast
Dec 14, 201920:01
Ep 19: Blood flood in basement, Tweezers in Urethra, Sex doll brothel, Van pet rats, Sell your face

Ep 19: Blood flood in basement, Tweezers in Urethra, Sex doll brothel, Van pet rats, Sell your face

A blood flood in a family's basement. Find out where it came from! Tweezers stuck up a peehole. Find out how long they were! Sex Doll Brothel: Self explanatory! They will be waiting...... Woman living in a van with a large amount of rats. Find out how many she has! A company will pay for your face. Find out how much money you will receive and where you face will end up! Intro Music: Silent Partner - Open Wide Outro Music: Silent Partner - Mob Battle Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: Snewsyoulosepodcast
Nov 30, 201923:11
Ep 18: Joey rants, Billboard porn, Extreme yoga fall, Guinea pig ice cream, Dangerous driving music

Ep 18: Joey rants, Billboard porn, Extreme yoga fall, Guinea pig ice cream, Dangerous driving music

On this episode! Joey Diaz Anthem Rant! Porn playing on a billboard, Extreme yoga pose fail causes bad injury, Guinea Pig flavoured ice cream, and the most dangerous music to listen too while you are driving. Intro Music: Silent Partner - Sugar Zone. Outro Music: Anmar Amr - Extreme Energy. You can find me and follow on. Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Nov 03, 201921:01
Ep 17: Sex rant clip, Semen filled crepes, special pork chop, phone sex assault, eating human flesh

Ep 17: Sex rant clip, Semen filled crepes, special pork chop, phone sex assault, eating human flesh

This episode features a preachers sex rant clip very funny, a pork chop that has a image of Freddie Mercury on it! Man cracks a woman's phone screen and gets sexually assaulted as punishment, scientist says people may have to eat human flesh at climate change is a real thing we have to face! Well do we really have to eat each other? Find out have a listen!!! Intro Music : Silent Partner -Open Wide Outro Music: Silent Partner- Mob Battle Do you have a story for the show?? Do you want a shout out on air?? Please follow and contact me on Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter: @snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Oct 14, 201920:01
Ep 16: Joey Diaz (audio clip), Venomous spider in ear, Vegan sues neighbour for BBQ, Killing Cats

Ep 16: Joey Diaz (audio clip), Venomous spider in ear, Vegan sues neighbour for BBQ, Killing Cats

Episode 16 is lots of fun! Check out the funny Joey Diaz rant! Keep your ears covered! A spider might live inside!! Vegan fights and sues with neighbours that BBQ, Poison Sausages drop from Airplane in Australia! Intro Music: Silent Partner: Tidal Wave Outro Music: Silent Partner: DC love Go Go Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter: Snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @Snewsyoulosepodcast Did you like this episode? Please subscribe and leave a comment!!
Sep 28, 201921:35
Ep 15: Unwritten rules that should be laws

Ep 15: Unwritten rules that should be laws

This episode is about things that should be laws, because humans can be selfish and mean or act like a idiot about things in life and we talk about those things on this episode!! Intro/Outro music: Silent Partner - Tidalwave Follow us on Facebook: Snews you lose Twitter: @Snewsyoulose1 Instagram: Snews you lose podcast
Sep 17, 201921:17
Ep 14: Snapping turtle bites back, Cannabis Cake Mix up, Man eaten by own dogs, Nurse injects bleach

Ep 14: Snapping turtle bites back, Cannabis Cake Mix up, Man eaten by own dogs, Nurse injects bleach

This episode has various messed up stories check em out! Please follow us and leave a comment Facebook: Snews you lose podcast Twitter:@Snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @Snewsyoulosepodcast. Intro/Outro Music by: Silent Partner - Tidal Wave A special thank you to Podcoin!
Sep 04, 201922:01
Ep 13: Special Guest Marissa, Kids in pool on top of car, Lion swats at kid, Cat Coffee Poop

Ep 13: Special Guest Marissa, Kids in pool on top of car, Lion swats at kid, Cat Coffee Poop

Please listen to this great episode with a special guest my 7 year daughter Marissa as she makes her debut! She brings lots of energy to the show!! Follow us: Facebook: Snews you lose Podcast Twitter@Snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @Snewsyoulosepodcast Outro Music: Black Eyed Peas: Pump it special thank you to Podcoin!
Aug 28, 201917:01
Ep 12: Short Man Short Temper, Beer seat booster, grocery shaming, gay people come from anal sex

Ep 12: Short Man Short Temper, Beer seat booster, grocery shaming, gay people come from anal sex

- Short Man freaks out in bagel Shop (audio) - 2 year old riding on Beer seat booster - Grocery Store Shame Bags - Man says gays exsist because women have anal sex Intro Music: Silent Partner- Tidal Wave Outro Music: 20 Fingers - Short Dick Man Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Aug 24, 201916:29
Ep 11: English parrot returns speaking Spanish, Man eats 246 bags of Cocaine, spray paint penis,

Ep 11: English parrot returns speaking Spanish, Man eats 246 bags of Cocaine, spray paint penis,

Also featured: Obscene Car sticker Snews you lose podcast Intro Music: Silent Partner-Tidal Wave Outro music by: Omar Jackson Batata
Aug 24, 201918:29
Ep 10: Bad neck crack, 4 Bees in eye, Funeral wake up, Bad Spider

Ep 10: Bad neck crack, 4 Bees in eye, Funeral wake up, Bad Spider

On this episode, we hear the video of a Glow stick explosion. Don't crack your neck the wrong way!! 4 Bees in eye likes to drink tears!! A man wakes up at his own funeral they thought he was dead, 😱 A spider scares a lady and she wrecks her car!! Music: Stone Temple Pilots: Big Bang Baby. Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
Aug 13, 201920:01
Ep 9: Caught on own Camera Arson, Gross Gas theives, Diner sues Hardee's, Meth fuelled squirrel

Ep 9: Caught on own Camera Arson, Gross Gas theives, Diner sues Hardee's, Meth fuelled squirrel

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Jul 09, 201917:49
Ep 8: Food attacks Woman, Semen reduces wrinkles, metal balls in penis, speed up your period

Ep 8: Food attacks Woman, Semen reduces wrinkles, metal balls in penis, speed up your period

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Jul 09, 201919:18
Ep 7: Skydiver lived hitting ground from 14,000 ft, Rough Sex, Pig steals beer and picks fights

Ep 7: Skydiver lived hitting ground from 14,000 ft, Rough Sex, Pig steals beer and picks fights

Listen to the skydiver who survived at he tells his story! Man's penis breaks during sex! Drunken pig on a rampage picking fights with a cow!
Jul 01, 201923:25
Ep 6: Parents destroy porn stash, man busted jerking at home, viagra energy drink,spider venom sauce

Ep 6: Parents destroy porn stash, man busted jerking at home, viagra energy drink,spider venom sauce

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Jun 09, 201916:47
Ep 5: Man chokes cashier, Florida man thinks he is a dog, fight over crab Legs, spider in ear

Ep 5: Man chokes cashier, Florida man thinks he is a dog, fight over crab Legs, spider in ear

A man freaks out on his cashier, weird Florida again, fight at a buffet, and a spider lives in a woman's ear.. yikes! Instagram: @snewsyoulosepodcast
May 05, 201914:31
Ep 4: Dipping Testicles in Salsa, Whale eats Snorkler, Seniors eat pot brownies

Ep 4: Dipping Testicles in Salsa, Whale eats Snorkler, Seniors eat pot brownies

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Apr 28, 201915:02
Ep 3: Your Ashes in Vinyl, Teratoma Tumor, Bus Driver flips off students, Foreskin removed

Ep 3: Your Ashes in Vinyl, Teratoma Tumor, Bus Driver flips off students, Foreskin removed

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Apr 06, 201919:47
Ep 2: What a bloody mess, Take a Bath and You don't wanna shoot yourself there

Ep 2: What a bloody mess, Take a Bath and You don't wanna shoot yourself there

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Mar 16, 201916:11
Ep 1: Vaccinations, Dog hump 911 Call, Alex Jones

Ep 1: Vaccinations, Dog hump 911 Call, Alex Jones

Welcome to our Debut Episode we hope you enjoy and subscribe and you can follow us on Facebook: Snewsyoulosepodcast Twitter: @Snewsyoulose1 Instagram: @Snewsyoulosepodcast
Mar 09, 201915:24