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So Horrified!

By Goodler Industries
The show about scary movies that are horrifying for all the wrong reasons. Married couple Saidee and Matt are on a search for the worst horror movie ever made. Join them as they discuss the disgusting and chat about the chill-worthy in all of the scary movies you love to hate.
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Ep. 034 - Blood Beach (w/ Brad Shreve!)
In this episode, we discuss one of the many tragic attempts to capitalize on the success of “Jaws,” 1981’s Blood Beach! The movie is about a giant plant monster that lives under the beach and slurps up tourists and townies on the sand.  Our guest, Brad Shreve (Author, and host of Queer Writers of Crime) suggested this movie, so you only have him to blame.   Blood Beach is available on YouTube.    Episode sponsored by BRÜÜSH. Use code POD15 to get 15% off your next purchase: https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S sKJILAwc2D9PsbnGReb5
01:29:03
May 23, 2021
Wrong Answers Only #15!
We're reading off our favorite wrong answers that listeners left on Twitter about our next movie, Blood Beach!     In Harper's Round Up, Matt learns a lesson about not assuming. Plus, we reveal who our next guest will be!     Blood Beach is available for free on YouTube.     Episode sponsored by Fulton Arch Supports. Visit WALKFULTON.COM and use promo code POD10 to get $10 off your next purchase!
19:13
May 14, 2021
Ep. 033 - Slumber Party Massacre 2 (w/ Russ from Infectious Groove Podcast!)
In this episode, we welcome Russ from the Infectious Groove Podcast to help us dissect the 1987 sort-of-musical slasher flick, Slumber Party Massacre 2!     This one not only has a few choice music numbers, but also a villain who is equal parts John Travolta and Andrew Dice Clay. What more could you ask for?     Slumber Party Massacre 2 is available on Amazon Prime Video, and on YouTube.     Episode sponsored by Baxter Blue. Use this link to get 10% off your next purchase: https://baxterblueglasses.pxf.io/c/2544961/1031264/11471
01:28:38
May 8, 2021
Wrong Answers Only #14!
We're back with a fresh batch of wrong answers that listeners left for our next movie, Slumber Party Massacre 2!     It's from the 80s, it has musical numbers, and the villain kills people with a modified electric guitar that has a giant drill bit attached to the end.  What more could you possibly need to know? We also reveal who our guest will be when we take on this musical monstrosity next week!     Slumber Party Massacre 2 is available on Amazon Prime Video, and YouTube.     Episode sponsored by SkinStore. Visit SKINSTORE.COM/POD.LIST and use code "POD" for 20% off your next purchase!    
23:02
April 30, 2021
Ep. 032 - The Wicker Man (w/ Rod Johnston from Murder Moose Podcast!)
NOT THE BEES!!   This week, Rod Johnston from the Murder Moose Podcast stopped by to talk about the king (or queen?) of bad remakes, 2006’s The Wicker Man! Nicolas Cage put on a bear costume and punched a LOT of women, before delivering one of the most iconic lines of his long and storied career. Watch The Wicker Man on Tubi:  https://tubitv.com/movies/589393/the-wicker-man?start=true Download the all new Slash N Cast Network App: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=hr.apps.n186949
01:38:55
April 24, 2021
Wrong Answers Only #13!
We're back, baby! This week, we're bringing you the best wrong answers about our next movie, The Wicker Man! In Harper's Round Up, Harper tries to get us to let her have a YouTube channel, and asserts her dominance as Earth's cutest kid. The Wicker Man is available on Tubi. 
20:43
April 16, 2021
Ep. 031 - The Demonic Dead (w/ Gino Payne!)
In this episode, we tackle the 2017 low-budget zombie/demon flick, The Demonic Dead, with the movie’s Director of Photography, Gino Payne.     Gino gives us all the dirt on the crazy behind-the-scenes drama, from a director who didn’t know he was supposed to yell “action,” the crew’s epic standoff with a local rooster, and the completely insane 80’s-style rock ballad that totally derails the movie about halfway through.     Episode sponsored by The SkinStore. Visit SKINSTORE.COM/POD.LIST and use promo code “POD” to get 20% off your next order.
01:46:38
March 27, 2021
Wrong Answers Only #12! (w/ Stephen Kogon!)
It’s time to unveil all of Twitter’s wrong answers about our next movie, The Demonic Dead. This one stars Eric Roberts, looks really cheap, and we’ll have someone that worked on the movie helping break it down. Listen to find out who it is!     In a special bonus segment, Saidee and Matt celebrate one year of So Horrified by sitting down with star and creator of Groad: The Guardian Devil, Stephen Kogon, to discuss bad and disappointing sequels from across all genres of film.     The Demonic Dead is available on Amazon Prime Video.     Episode is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit PODGO.CO/AWAY for the best deals on premium luggage.
01:01:28
March 19, 2021
Ep. 031 - LD 50: Lethal Dose (w/ Paul and Ryan from Cold Callers Comedy!)
In this episode, we talk about a movie that Tom Hardy probably regrets starring in—LD 50: Lethal Dose.    Hardy and Melanie Brown (a.k.a. Scary Spice) play members of an animal rights group that try to rescue their friend from a semi-haunted testing facility. To fully appreciate the movie, we enlisted the aid of our favorite Tom Hardy experts, Paul and Ryan from Cold Callers Comedy! In Saidee’s Rabbit Hole, we find out about all the depraved human experiments that science has to offer, including a mad scientist obsessed with unlocking the power of the testicles! LD 50: Lethal Dose is available on YouTube.
01:54:56
March 13, 2021
Wrong Answers Only #11!
We're back with all of Twitter's wrong answers about our next movie, LD 50: Lethal Dose!     This 2003 British paranormal horror flick stars Tom Hardy and Mel B (aka Scary Spice), and we'll be bringing in some guests from across the pond to help us break it down. Listen to find out who it will be!     LD 50: Lethal Dose is available on YouTube.     Episode sponsored by Clarks. Visit PODGO.CO/CLARKS to get 30% off select items, including the iconic Clarks Desert Boot.    
18:11
March 3, 2021
Ep. 030 - Jaws: The Revenge (w/ Andy and Bryan from Dead in Santa Carla!)
Our next movie is the death knell of a once-proud franchise, Jaws: The Revenge!     Andy and Bryan from the Dead in Santa Carla Podcast help us swim through the chum of this shark attack stinker. And in Saidee's Rabbit Hole, we'll teach you how to survive if you come face-to-gills with a great white!     Jaws: The Revenge is available on HBOMax.     Episode sponsored by Rhone. Visit PODGO.CO/RHONE to get 25% off a pack of 3 Rhone Polo Shirts!
01:39:46
February 24, 2021
Wrong Answers Only #10!
We're back to bring you all of the fantastic wrong answers you left for us on Twitter about our next movie, Jaws: The Revenge!     Plus, Harper's round up has all the fun facts about sharks, dolphins, and whales that you could ever hope for.     Jaws: The Revenge is available on HBOMax.    Episode sponsored by The NBA Store. Visit PODGO.CO/NBA for up to 75% off select items. 
18:58
February 17, 2021
Ep. 029 - Dead 7 [part 2]
Part Two of our super-sized episode on Dead 7!     Hear all of the best and worst things the internet had to say about Dead 7, plus learn all the boy band trivia you (n)ever wanted to know in Saidee's Rabbit Hole!     Dead 7 is available on Amazon Prime Video.
36:18
February 14, 2021
Ep. 028 - Dead 7 [part 1] (w/ Tom and Michelle from Apocalypse in Review!)
Dead 7 was written by Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter. It stars Carter and several of his boy band compatriots from groups like N*Sync, 98°, O-Town, and of course, Backstreet Boys as post-apocalyptic cowboys fighting a zombie horde. We called in our favorite doomsday experts, Tom and Michelle from Apocalypse in Review to help us unpack this gory love letter to the late-90s. Dead 7 is available on Amazon Prime Video. Episode sponsored by Kind Bar. Visit PODGO.CO/KIND for 10% off (or 15% off for military, first responders, teachers, students, doctors, and nurses)
01:07:08
February 12, 2021
Wrong Answers Only #9!
We're back with all your wrong answers about our next movie, Dead 7!     This SyFy Channel zombie movie was written by Nick Carter of the Backtreet Boys, and the cast list is a regular who's-who of has-beens from the boy band scene.     Dead 7 is available on Amazon Prime Video.     Episode sponsored by FedEx Office. Go to PODGO.CO/FEDEX to receive 30% off your next order of $100 or more.
19:35
February 3, 2021
Ep. 027 - Troll 2!
It's considered by some to be the worst movie ever made, and Troll 2 definitely didn't disappoint.     Mysterious green goop, sexy corn cob sequences, life lessons about peeing on other people's food--this movie has everything! Except trolls, actually.     In Saidee's Rabbit Hole, we explore the cult following that the movie has developed, and the documentary made by one of the stars.    Troll 2  is available on HBOMax and YouTube.
01:30:24
January 28, 2021
Wrong Answers Only #8!
We're back with all your wrong answers about our next movie, Troll 2 (not to be confused with the whimsical children's movie).        We got a little sidetracked coming up with a cake-based cult, but eventually made it through.     Troll 2 is available on HBOMax and YouTube.
24:06
January 20, 2021
Ep. 026 - BloodRayne (w/ Geoff Ryan!)
Director Geoff Ryan ("Fray," "Blood From Stone") joins us to talk about the 2005 vampire suck-fest, BloodRayne!    Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Billy Zane, Kristanna Loken, and Meat Loaf were all somehow tricked into appearing in this, by none other than legendary awful movie maker Uwe Boll.  In Saidee's Rabbit Hole, we take a deep dive into Boll's work, and how it manages to be so consistently terrible.     BloodRayne is available on Amazon Prime Video, and Tubi.    To see Geoff's vastly superior vampire film, Blood From Stone, click here: https://amzn.to/2LJvqw6
01:47:53
January 12, 2021
Wrong Answers Only #7!
We're reading off all the best wrong answers we got from Twitter about our next movie, Bloodrayne!    We'll also reveal our very special guest that will be helping us break down this 2006 Uwe Boll vampire video game monstrosity.  Tune in to find out who it will be!    Bloodrayne is available on Amazon Prime Video and Tubi.
17:35
January 6, 2021
Ep. 025 - Elves
Elves  is a 1989 movie about a department store Santa (played by Grizzly Adams himself, Dan Haggerty) who discovers a Neo-Nazi plot to mate an elf with a virgin in order to create a race of super soldiers.  It seemed like the perfect movie to close out the holiday season.     In Saidee's Rabbit Hole, find out about real Nazi schemes--including a plot to kidnap the Pope, and the strange Nazi obsession with the lost city of Atlantis.     Elves is available on YouTube.
01:15:49
December 30, 2020
Wrong Answers Only #6!
On this mildly-delayed edition of Wrong Answers Only, we read all of your wrong answers about our next movie, 1989's Elves!     Usually the audience's wrong answers are way weirder than the real plot of the movie, but this one has Grizzly Adams fighting Nazi elves, so it's kind of a toss-up.     Watch Elves on YouTube here:  https://youtu.be/iXgLqdydAVw
24:48
December 23, 2020
Ep. 024 - Santa Jaws (w/ Josh from For Nerds By Nerds!)
Our friend Josh from For Nerds By Nerds stopped by to help us break down the Syfy Channel holiday shark epic, Santa Jaws!    And in today's Rabbit Hole, we learn about some real-life shark attacks that are a million times scarier than what we got from this movie.    Santa Jaws is available on Amazon Prime Video.
01:24:38
December 9, 2020
Wrong Answers Only #5!
Join us to hear all the best wrong answers from Twitter about our next movie, Santa Jaws!    The holidays are almost here, so we're diving head first into this aquatic-themed yuletide nightmare.    Santa Jaws is available on Amazon Prime Video and YouTube.
18:05
December 2, 2020
Ep. 023 - Boogeyman (w/ Ashley and Lindsay from The Pineapple Pizza Podcast!)
Ashley and Lindsay from the Pineapple Pizza Podcast joined us to discuss the mind-numbing 2005 flick, Boogeyman.     The movie stars Barry Watson from "7th Heaven," Emily Deschanel from "Bones," and a demon that wears an old bathrobe.       In Saidee's rabbit hole, find out about all the creepy boogeymen from far away lands that are much scarier than the one we got.      Boogeyman is available on Amazon Prime Video.
01:32:13
November 25, 2020
Wrong Answers Only #4!
Join us to hear all of your wrong answers about our next movie, 2005's Boogeyman!    Harper is back to give her thoughts on the movie, and find out why Saidee thought Matt wanted listeners to send in pictures of poop.    Boogeyman is available on Amazon Prime Video.
23:15
November 18, 2020
Ep. 022 - Squirm
If you can't tell by the title, 1976's Squirm is about worms.  Worms in people's homes, worms in people's skin, and worms in people's internal organs.  This movie is 100% as-advertised.  In Saidee's Rabbit Hole, we'll find out how they made the screaming worm sound effects, and which A-List actors almost starred in this B-movie.     Squirm is available on Amazon Prime Video.
01:12:49
November 10, 2020
Wrong Answers Only #3!
Saidee was sick this week, so Harper graciously stepped into full-time hosting duties, as we discuss all of your wrong answers for next week's movie, Squirm!
14:40
October 28, 2020
Ep. 021 - Rob Zombie's Halloween 2
Our October doubleheader of Michael Myers movies wraps up with Rob Zombie's Halloween 2! Saidee and Matt break down the only movie in the Halloween franchise where Michael Myers speaks, and the only movie in the franchise to prominently feature Weird Al Yankovic.Halloween 2 is available to rent on Amazon Prime.
01:06:05
October 20, 2020
Wrong Answers Only #2!
This week we share all of your wrong guesses about Rob Zombie's Halloween II.Plus, Harper is back to give her thoughts and winds up finding her new catch phrase!
19:43
October 14, 2020
Ep. 020 - Halloween: Resurrection
We kick off our Michael Myers-themed October with 2002's franchise-killing Halloween: Resurrection! Busta Rhymes, Tyra Banks, and more celebrities of the early 2000s get slashed and chopped while people with dial-up connections and AOL trial discs watch at home. Halloween: Resurrection is available to rent on Amazon Prime.
01:11:36
October 6, 2020
Wrong Answers Only #1!
In our first ever mini-episode, hear all the wrong answers from Twitter about our next movie, Halloween: Resurrection!
19:22
September 30, 2020
Ep. 019 - Galaxy of Terror (w/ Ashley from Studying Scarlet!)
Ashley from Studying Scarlet (one of our favorite true crime podcasts) joins us to talk about the 1981 Roger Corman-produced sci-fi nightmare, Galaxy of Terror!This blatant rip-off of "Alien" distinguishes itself by featuring a 10-foot space maggot doing unspeakable things to one of the female leads. We talk about that kind of a lot.Galaxy of Terror is available on HBOMax and YouTube.
01:37:14
September 22, 2020
Bonus Episode: "1BR" w/ Naomi Grossman and Alok Mishra!
Actor Naomi Grossman ("American Horror Story") and Producer Alok Mishra join us to discuss their new movie 1BR, in this very special bonus episode!Alok and Naomi share some of the highs and lows from the production (including losing three of their main actors just days before shooting), and what life has been like since hitting #1 on Netflix with their independent horror thriller.See the trailer for 1BR here: https://youtu.be/IGzb01GrsxQAlok's article about their "nightmare" production: https://bit.ly/2FHWLMo
01:10:58
September 15, 2020
Ep. 018 - Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (w/ Josh from For Nerds By Nerds!)
Josh from our friends at For Nerds By Nerds joins us to talk about Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. Our friendship may never recover. Plus, hear about all the other great haunted inanimate objects we could find for sale on eBay!
01:21:20
September 8, 2020
Ep. 017 - Invitation to Hell
Wes Craven's 1984 made-for-TV movie, Invitation to Hell, has an impressive cast of 80s celebrities like Susan Lucci and Robert Urich. It also has a nonsense plot and a fistfight between a father and his devil-possessed children. Join us, won't you?
01:09:26
August 25, 2020
Ep. 016 - Death Note
Most viewers of 2017's Death Note hated it because it ruined their favorite anime. We've never seen the anime, but we still hated it for wasting Lakeith Stanfield and Willem Dafoe. Death Note is available on Netflix.
01:20:44
August 11, 2020
Ep. 015 - Primal Rage (w/ Kelly Smith)
Kelly Smith (Author and Relationship Expert) joins us via Skype to discuss Primal Rage, the movie about a Bigfoot who is equal parts "Predator" and "sexual predator." Yes, it's as bad as it sounds.Primal Rage is available on Amazon Prime Video.
01:19:35
July 27, 2020
Ep. 014 - Curse of the Nun
Curse of the Nun is not the scary nun movie from the "Conjuring" universe. It does star a ghostly nun that tries to kill a teenage girl who somehow has a 10-year-old daughter. This week in Saidee's Rabbit Hole: we hear about three real scary nun stories that are all better than this movie.Curse of the Nun is available on Amazon Prime Video and on YouTube.
01:05:41
June 29, 2020
Ep. 013 - Bones
Snoop Dogg and the legendary Pam Grier star in Bones, a Spike Lee-esque horror about a 1970's gangster who comes back from the dead to take revenge on the jive turkeys that killed him two decades earlier. And somehow, it's actually pretty good. Bones is available on Tubi TV and on YouTube.
01:08:44
June 23, 2020
Ep. 012 - A Haunting at Silver Falls: The Return
A Haunting at Silver Falls: The Return is a sequel that relies heavily on callbacks to a movie that you probably haven't seen. It also has ghosts that haunt people by sticking fingers into their mouths, and ghost twins that are sometimes evil and sometimes helpful. A Haunting at Silver Falls: The Return is available on Netflix.
01:01:18
June 15, 2020
Ep. 011 - American Poltergeist
Many reviewers described American Poltergeist using phrases like "porno-level acting, but without any sex." That's about all you need to know about this movie where the ghost of axe murderer Lizzie Borden stalks a group of college kids and their bonkers landlady,American Poltergeist is available on Amazon Prime Video.
01:01:27
June 1, 2020
Ep. 010 - Bram Stoker's Shadowbuilder
Watch a young(ish) Michael Rooker take on an oily demon with a goofy voice in Bram Stoker's Shadowbuilder. This is also the first movie that Matt and Saidee have disagreed about, so listen and find out who actually liked this one!Bram Stoker's Shadowbuilder is available on Amazon Prime Video.
01:08:52
May 25, 2020
Ep. 009 - House at the End of the Street
Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Shue both do their best to keep House at the End of the Street from being terrible. Unfortunately, they're fighting against bad pacing, a generic plot, and one too many twists. There's a reason this movie has an Oscar-winning A-list actress and you've still never heard of it.House at the End of the Street is available on Netflix and YouTube.
55:34
May 20, 2020
Ep. 008 - The Hoarder
The Hoarder is a movie where a bunch of strangers in a storage facility who get picked off by an unseen killer one at a time. It stars Mischa Barton and some guy with his mouth stapled shut, which is about all you need to know. In Saidee's Rabbit Hole, we uncover more tales of storage unit hell.The Hoarder is available on Amazon Prime Video and YouTube.
01:07:58
May 11, 2020
Ep. 007 - Polaroid
Our movie this week, Polaroid, managed to rip off both a Goosebumps book and an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark all at the same time. Kathryn Prescott (Finding Carter, Skins) and Mitch Pillegi (The X-Files) star in this tale about a haunted camera that kills you if it takes your picture, and a bunch of stupid teenagers that keep taking pictures with it.Polaroid is available on Netflix.
01:05:49
May 4, 2020
Ep. 006 - Dark Light
Dark Light is probably the closest we've come to a decent movie so far, but that isn't really saying a whole lot. The movie stars a bunch of people you've never heard of in a story you've seen a dozen times: Woman moves into house, house is hiding something scary. This week's episode also includes Bonus Trivia about last week's movie!Dark Light is available on Netflix.
59:56
April 27, 2020
Ep. 005 - The Roommate
2011's The Roommate really wants to be Single White Female for a new generation. While they came nowhere close to the quality of the original, The Roommate did manage to snag a few (undeserved) Teen Choice Awards nominations as a consolation prize. Leighton Meester (Gossip Girl) and Minka Kelly (Friday Night Lights) star in this slasher flick that never really does very much slashing.The Roommate is available on Netflix.
01:21:10
April 20, 2020
Ep. 004 - Day of the Dead: Bloodline
Continuing our virus/quarantine theme, we watched 2018's Day of the Dead: Bloodline. This one stars Sophie Skelton (Outlander) as a zombie-fighting med student, and Johnathon Schaech (That Thing You Do) as the half-zombie, half-stalker who wants to lick her face. Note: This is NOT the 2009 version with Nick Cannon. It's the one that's somehow worse.Day of the Dead: Bloodline is available on Netflix.
01:19:06
April 16, 2020
Ep. 003 - Cabin Fever: Patient Zero
This week, we discuss Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, the third movie in a franchise that probably didn't even need a second entry. Someone dragged poor Sean Astin into this, and even he couldn't save it. Plus, there's a scene involving oral sex and decomposing flesh, so...let's get this over with. Cabin Fever: Patient Zero is available on Hulu.
01:02:45
April 6, 2020
Ep. 002 - Death House
This week, we take on Death House, a movie that desperately wants to be "The Expendables" for the horror genre. Jason Voorhees himself, Kane Hodder, stars in this gore-fest about a super-advanced prison housing the world's most evil criminals.Written by Leatherface actor Gunnar Hansen, and featuring appearances by Tony Todd ("Candyman"), Michael Berryman ("The Hills Have Eyes"), and the late, great Sid Haig ("The Devil's Rejects"), this movie really should have been good. Spoiler Alert: it wasn't. Death House is available on Netflix.
01:11:10
March 30, 2020
Ep. 001 - The Girl on the Third Floor
In our debut episode, we tackle The Girl on the Third Floor, a movie about a philandering ex-businessman who moves into a house that really hates toxic masculinity. Wrestler-turned-wooden-actor CM Punk stars in this horror movie for the #MeToo era, but can he body slam his way out of all these plot holes?The Girl on the Third Floor is available on Netflix.
01:12:21
March 23, 2020