Listen each week as Amber and Thomas try to guess the plot of movies one or both of them have never seen, watch them, and give their first impressions. What did they get right? What did they get wrong? Which was better? Find out each week with So What Happens Next!
Spooky, scary...sexy? This week Thomas and Amber dive head first into the screenwriter's nightmare that is the CW's Nancy Drew series. Its got sexy teens, sexy mysteries, and sexy...ghosts? Ruh roh, Rhaggy. Looks like we're in for a roller coaster of a series.
Its like Skynet tried to rebrand to trick the humans. This week Amber and Thomas take on Terminator (6): Dark Fate! Listen in as the duo rant about time travel, why Skynet (Legion?) and the humans are the worst strategists of all time, and how the main antagonist bears a striking resemblance to a certain video game plumber's greener brother.
This week Patrick is back to help us dive into a most excellent Small Screens. We're talking the Bill and Ted Trilogy! Tune in to hear Amber, Thomas, and Patrick relive the experience of watching these movies, talk about horrifying animatronics, and more!
The gang is all here! Amber and Thomas welcome back Patrick to take on the latest in a cult classic series 30 years in the making. Listen as the old team talks time travel, rock and roll, and the good, bad, and ugly of VOD movies vs. going to the theater during a pandemic.
Just like Denethor, we too have a favorite in the Tolkien Franchise and its the Lord of Rings. Join Amber and Thomas as they dive into the films that reignited the fantasy genre. How does it hold up almost 20 years out? Is it worth a watch? Listen to the duo talk the films and and try to answer just what makes these films good. After all if there’s a whip, there’s a way.
This week, Thomas and Amber take on the Indie genre with Lost In Translation! Listen to the duo talk about a thirst-less not-quite-romance Oscar winning movie. Asking real questions like, where did Scarlett Johansson get friends? Why are there so many faxes? and more!
We're back and we're bringing the heat. Its The Old Guard! Listen in as Amber and Thomas ask the hard hitting questions. What version of immortality is this? How does it work? Find out the answers and more this week as Amber and Thomas take on this Netflix original.
This week its time to kick back in your chair, grab your books, and proceed to be interrupted by dwarves, wizards, and a whole movie of stretched out content! Its the Hobbit Trilogy! Listen to Thomas and Amber cover their Unexpected Middle Earth Marathon starting with the Hobbit.
We're starting to see double! This week its its Perfect Blue. Join Amber and Thomas as they dive into another Satoshi Kon mind bender (that also inspires another movie). Its got J-Pop, stalkers, crazy people, and more! You don't want to miss it.
This week Thomas introduces Amber to a Kurisawa Klassic! It's Seven Samurai! A movie that spawned 1000 different versions of the same plot! Listen in as the duo embarks on the 3+ hour odyssey of how seven samurai save some not so great farmers. We answer some big questions. What's better this or Ran?
This week it's time to buckle up and shut up. It's Drive (2011)! Join us as we cruise through one of Amber's favorites that Thomas has never seen. What will he think? Will her opinions change? Will there be plenty of car puns to go around? Listen in and find out!
Time to get groovy! We're kicking off our new side show with a wrap up to our Evil Dead-athon. It's Ash vs. Evil Dead! Join us on the first episode of our mini series "SWHN Small Screens" where we quickly delve into TV and movies we're watching at home. We're talking deadites and demons with this fantastic sendoff to the Evil Dead universe.
This week, Thomas and Amber are joined by their friend Jose as then venture into the an off the rails horror movie. It's House (1977)! Listen in as this weeks trio tries to wrap their head around the insane visuals, who is actually doing what, and most importantly: what exactly happened in this film?
This week we round off our Evil Dead Marathon with one of the most solid ends to a trilogy. It's Army of Darkness! Join Amber and Thomas as they discuss knights, "boomsticks", brownie-Ashes, and chainsaws (we even some inadvertently in the background). What could be groovier?
Thomas and Amber's Evil Dead-athon continues with the second installment: Evil Dead 2 (Dead by Dawn). Listen in as a franchise gets dialed to eleven, new favorites are found, and a age old movie question gets answered: Can a sequel be better than the original? You'll have to listen in to find out...
Books, Blood, and Blades. It's The Evil Dead (1981)! Join Amber and Thomas on the show's first movie marathon as they dive head first into a cursed cabin in the woods. See our reaction to the first of gory trilogy. It's cheesy, campy, and creepy all wrapped up in a low budget and hilarious special effects.
Hi! We're Thomas and Amber and this is our show So What Happens Next where each week we cover a movie at least one of us has never seen. We try to guess what its about, watch it, and give you our first impressions. We talk about it, laugh about it, and sometimes go for deep meaningful dives into each movie. It's all on the table from Surf Ninjas to Citizen Kane. We hope you enjoy and thanks for listening.
It's like Lord of the Rings but everyone is super prejudice. It's Willow (1988)! Journey with Thomas and Amber as they travel through a fantasy land of wild names, wild hair, and some great acting by Warwick Davis. Will they save the baby? Will Val Kilmer get some? Will the brownies contribute to the plot? Find out this week as we dive in to Willow for the first time!
Without even realizing a new sequel/reboot was on its way, Amber and Thomas took the honeypot and went for this 90s classic. It's Candyman (1991)! Listen in as the duo goes local to Chicago and watches this horror, thriller, mystery movie. It's got bees, hooks, and Tony Todd. What more could you want?
This week Amber and Thomas take on the greatest movie ever made. It's Citizen Kane (1941)! Listen as the duo discusses the finer points of cinema, what's changed and what's stayed the same since the 40s, and most importantly: Does this movie still deserve to be #1?
Neemah takes Thomas and Amber on a ride to not-so-jolly England to survive a February-long catastrophe. It's 28 Days Later! Listen in as we walk through the scariest Pepsi ad this side of the Atlantic ocean. It's got Doctor Who, CGI windmills, and at least 3 different movies all wrapped in a less than 2 hour run time! So listen in for laughs, Lays, and all the Pepsi you can slam.
The crew is back for season 2! For his first show as a member, Amber and Thomas decide to take Neemah into the nightmare that is the Star Wars Holiday Special. Listen in as they all suffer borderline insanity from coke-addled cooking shorts, 20 minutes of wookie sitcom shenanigans, and...beat seats?
Do you like video games? What about movies based on them? Well this week we bring you neither even through it feels like both. It's OVERLORD (2018)! Thomas and Patrick take Amber into the peach jam fueled zombie snooze fest of a movie. How long will it take her to get mad? How long will it take for zombies to show up? Listen in cause the answer may surprise you.
Not enough Flash? Not enough Queen? Not enough Hawkmen? Well do we have the commentary for you! Listen to our steamy, syncable, spacey, and somewhat seizure-y viewing on Flash Gordon (1980) exclusive to our website! Here's a taste...
FLASH AAAAHHHAAAA! This week, Amber and Thomas take our show's first guest on a wild ride to the world of Flash Gordon (1980)! Listen as our guest Neemah has to navigate his way through the different dredges, despots, and dare we say desires in this Queen fueled fever dream of a movie.
It's been a bit of a busy time for SWHN, but we're back with the Japanese classic Ran by Akira Kurosawa. Listen as Thomas and Amber transport Patrick to shogunate Japan as they discuss swords, colors, and the meaning behind them both.
Get ready to shift into high gear as Thomas, Amber, and Patrick take on the latest in the Fast and Furyverse. It's Hobbs and Shaw! Listen in as we debate on how to build the ultimate Dwayne Johnson adventure mashup, talk about this movie is one robot away from transformers, and discover just how wild this ride can be.
Exclusive to our website, it's our Lucky Number Slevin Commentary! Here's a taste of Amber, Thomas, and Patrick figuring out how to become knights, why a waterfall for a toilet, and some surprising statements by Morgan Freeman.
This week Amber and Patrick dance the Kansas City Shuffle with Thomas in an ugly hallway. It's Lucky Number Slevin! Listen in as the crew takes an abnormally long time to get to a scene with pants, sift through the cringe-worthy year of 2006, and try to convince Thomas there are no ghosts in this movie.
Once upon a (long) time there was a movie... This week the crew takes on Quentin Tarantino's newly released Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood! Listen in this week as the crew attempts to make sense of this 3 hour spectacle of classic Hollywood.
Experience the salt water fueled insanity that is Surf Ninjas with your hosts Thomas, Amber, and Patrick as they sit through this nightmare one (hopefully) last time. Exclusive to our website! swhn19.com
Quansoo dudes! This week its Surf Ninjas also known as the Wrath of Patrick. Listen to Patrick and Thomas teach Amber to surf her way through this proto-Disney Channel original movie as they karate chop their way through the 90s.
Have you ever wondered where Han got his last name? Or how he first ever got a gun? Yeah neither did we, but we sure did find out. This week the Amber and Thomas are taking Patrick on a quick stroll around the stars. We're talking Solo: A Star Wars Story!
This week the crew looks back on their first attempt at an episode using…less than great equipment for a fantastic movie. It’s John Wick! Flash back with us and enjoy our talks of coins, dogs, and Game of Thrones.
Relive that first Endgame showing…through Thomas’s eyes! This week, Amber and Patrick take Thomas on a journey through space and time to get back the infinity stones and stop Marty McFly from…wait wrong movie. It’s Avengers: Endgame just in time for your re-release viewing.
To kick off our special double episode extravaganza week, the crew delves into 10 years of Marvel history. From Captain America: The First Avenger to Avengers: Infinity War, Patrick, Thomas, and Amber cover the MCU in the in-universe chronological order to prepare you for that Avengers re-release and our upcoming episode!
This week, the crew's heads are gonna roll. It's Hereditary! Listen in as Patrick, Thomas, and Amber toss around theories from ghosts to werewolves and never come close. There's going to be laughs, sighs, and hot takes.
This week Patrick goes where no man has gone before...again! It's Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan! Listen as Amber and Thomas try to get to warp speed and save Patrick from being "buried alive" by Ricardo Monaltban's chest.
For our first episode, Amber dives right into the sh...stuff. It's part one of the Kubrickverse: Full Metal Jacket! Listen this week as we contemplate war, boot camp, some stellar performances, and an all around classic of a movie.