Soccer Neophytes
By Soccer Neophytes
Relatively new to the game and Premier League specifically, Nate and Chris did their research and after watching the 2018/19 season chose to follow Wolves (Nate) and Manchester United (Chris).
In season three they welcomed Neophyte Kyle Smith as he looked to find a Premier League team of his own to support. In the end he chose Leeds United.
In season four they added Liverpool supporter Tim Hoiland.
Soccer NeophytesJul 25, 2022
S6E32 - Almost to the Finish Line
Andrew and Chris come to you live from the interwebs and discuss the frustrating 23-24 sports season, The race to finish the season, the miracles needed at the bottom and the incoming teams.
Sorry for the sort of crazy mid section where Andrew kept losing his connection and it led to some interesting overlays of discussions.
S6E31 - Royal Rumble!
Stu (@Stuj4z) from Wolves Fancast (@wolvesfancast), Tereak (@tereaktalks) from Tereak Talks, and JC (@JcSpitfire) from Eagle-Eyed Football (@eagleeyedball) join us to try to convince Chris on why they should choose their clubs.
Notably missing? Villa of course!
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 170
S6E30 - Pop Quiz!
Arsenal is Back on Top
Who has the best schedule going forward?
Who else is making moves?
Andrew Has a Pop Quiz
S6E29 - Final Four!
Final Four Week!
New Leader at the Top
Will Wolves score again this season?
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 168
S6 E28 -Not what you wanted, but is what you needed
EP 28 - Chris is joined by the guys.... or not!
Forrest point deduction, FA Cup results, Spurs Spursing, Best Bets and a look ahead
S6E27 - Arsenal's #1 (feat. Titus Hughes)
Arsenal is On Top
Thrilling (and Controversial) Liverpool-City Battle
Spurs Thump
Exciting non-Prem League Week Upcoming
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 166
S6E26 - Yakkity Sax
We're going streaking
a not so memorable manchester derby,
America antagonizes Europe
Andrew really really really hates Arsenal.
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 165
S6E25 - Team Crest Rankings
Lundberg Kicks Two!
Could Premier League Get 11 teams In Europe?
Carabao Cup Bore-Fest
Team Crests Rankings
Everton Gets 4 Points Back
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 164
S6E24 - Wolves Megacast (w. Stu Hall)
Who is Chelsea?
Most Confident in?
Is United back?
Who is More sad this week, Nate or Andrew?
Roy Hodgson steps down or did he "step down"?
And Stu Hall from Wolves Fancast makes a shocking guest appearance!
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 163
S6E23 - Kyle Walker All-Stars
Rewind!
Arsenal heating up
Kyle Walker XI
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Episode 162
S6E22 - A Patreon To Read Our Text Threads
Arsenal Keep The Title Race Tight
Soccer Neophytes Derby Get Together Recap
Luton Making Noise
FA Cup Recap
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Episode 161
S6E21 - The Pete Carroll of the Premier League
Is Liverpool running away with the title?
What's wrong with Newcastle
Old Man Milner
FA Cup Preview
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Episode 160
S6E20 - Short and Sweet
FA Cup 3rd Round Recap
Rivalries
Mini-match Week Recap
New FFP Allegations
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Episode 159
S6E19 - Growers Not Showers
Chris, Andrew and Nate Guess Lundberg's Power Rankings
Liverpool-Newcastle Recap
FFP Hit: Forest
FA Cup
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Episode 158
S6E18 - Lundberg's Final 8
Mid-Season Is Here
Lundberg's Final 8
First Half Surprises
Effect of AFCON/Asian Cup
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 157
S6E17 - Mid-Table Props
Liverpool Ascends
Villa With A Shocking Week
Mid-Table Props
Recommendations for Our Neophyte
Neophyte Focus: Arsenal
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Episode 156
S6E16 - Drunk Sunday
A Drunk Sunday
Burnley shoots their load in one match
Arsenal arsenal?
Our first manager sacking
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 155
S6E15 - Andrew Keeps Andrewing and Spurs Keep Spurring
Andrew keeps Andrewing and Spurs keep Spurring
Everton Points Deduction,
Nate Wants to Quit the Pod
A Title Race in the Works
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 154
S6E14 - I've Never Scored With My Balls Before
Wolves are not shit
Are Chelsea the most fun team right now?
Jekyll and Hyde Teams
Upcoming Transfer Ban Vote
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 153
S6E13 - The Greatest Match In Soccer Neophytes History
Sensational Stoppage Time Shenanigans
Chaos at the London Derby
Man U Microcosm
Wolves Don't Deserve Love
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode: 152
S6E12 - Monster Mash!
Wolves Talk (x3)
Neophyte Focus: Arsenal-Sheffield
Congestion at the Top of the Table
Sadness at the Bottom of the Table
New Term: Spur???
More You Know: ballon d'or
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode: 151
S6E11 - First Quarter Report Cards
150th Episode!
First Quarter Review
Congestion at the top
Neophyte Focus: Bournemouth
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Episode 150!
S6E10 - Face/Off
Titus fills in for the missing gents
An Arsenal-City Face/Off
Liverpool-Brighton Draw
A United Comeback
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 149
S6E9 - The Korean Guy!
Tottenham-Liverpool Drama
Wolves Upset City
Villa pound Brighton
Luton's first win!
United's Woes Continue
Neophyte Focus: Tottenham
Knowing Is Half The Battle: Yellow and Red Cards
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 148
S6E8 - Brought To You By Andrew
Andrew Hosts!
Goals on Goals on Goals on Goals on Goals...
Luton Get Their First Point
Everton Launch Out Of Relegation Zone
Chelsea Is The New Everton
North London Derby
Who Get's Sacked First
S6E7 - Handball-topia
Handball-topia
Extra-Time Drama
Is Arsenal an average team getting results?
Is United a good team not getting results?
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 146
S6E6 - Pickford's Head's Exit Velocity
Shout outs
Arsenal-United Instant Classic
Transfer Deadline Closes
Updated Table Predictions
Neophyte Focus: Arsenal
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 145
S6E5 - What Does Say What? Karaoke Have To Do With Soccer?
Newcastle 1 - Liverpool 2
United 3 - Forest 2
Everton 0 - Wolves 1
Mike Dean confirms what we already knew
A Weekend of Amazing Saves
Transfer Deadline
Introducing The Best and the Weghorst
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 144
S6E4 - Who You Play Matters Power Rankings Unveiled
Small Sample Size Worries
Who You Play Matters Power Rankings
Mason Greenwood decision
Injuries galore!
Neophyte Focus: Newcastle
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 143
S6E3 - A CONCACAFy Start to the Season
A Liverpool-Chelsea Stalemate
Haaland is Inevitable
A CONCACAFy non-penalty
Biggest surprises for Match Week 1
Neophyte Focus: Chelsea
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 142
S6E2 - Season Preview
We introduce this season's Neophyte, (another) Chris
Predictions
- Relegation
- Top 7
- Surprises
- Wolves Award (best newly promoted team)
- Traore Award (most exciting new player)
- Manager of the Year
- First Manager to get sacked
- Golden Boot
- Golden Glove
Best/Worst Kits
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 141
S6E1 - Promoted Teams Preview
We're back for Season 6!
This week we feature the three newly promoted teams to the Premier League as Chris covers Burnley, Andrew covers Luton Town, and Nate covers Sheffield United.
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 140
S5E37 - We Saved the Best for Last
Everton Escapes Again
End of Season Review
Andrew's New Team??
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 139
S5E36 - BORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG
City wins the tile again...BOR-ING
Significant send offs
Final Battles for Europe and Safety
Championship Final: Coventry v Luton
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 138
S5E35 - What Happens in Vegas...
A Manic Monday!
We're all Luton
Is this is a real team or no?
What battles remain?
Wolves on Vacay
Leicester Troubles
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 137
S5E34 - How to Share a Pizza
Arsenal not going down without a fight
Leeds in panic mode
Haaland Breaks PL record with 36th goal!
United road woes
Wolves and Chelsea to safety!
And a special surprise for Andrew!
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 136
S5E33 - A Very Chipper Episode
Haaland (and City) are inevitable
Worse to lose 6-0 or 4-3?
Is Bournemouth the best worst team of all-time?
10 min of things we love
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 135
S5E32 - Andrew Hates Everyone
While Nate is away the boys will play. Arsenal poo the bed again meaning City wins without even playing. Andrew Hates everyone. FA Cup Final is all Manchester, we discuss some Captains and teams you've never heard of and did we mention Andrew is unfiltered.
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 133
S5E31 - Dango Unchained
Did Saka cost Arsenal the title?
Haaland ties Mo's record
Spurs Gonna Spur
Manager Talk
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 133
S5E30 - You're Stuck With Me Forever...Or Are We?
Epic Arsenal-Liverpool draw...leaves a hole for City
Villa Soarin'
Free Fallin' Forest
Burnley's back
Two, yes TWO, Knowing is Half the Battles
And Andrew Bails Before the End
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 132
S5E29 - We May Have Lost Kyle Forever
Horrible Kit Weekend
Worse Weekend for Managers!
What's happening to United?
4th for the taking
Neophyte Focus: N/A
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 131
S5E28 - The Reddest of Red Card Watches
Fuck VAR
Conte losses his mind!
Aston Villa
Mind the Gap, Burnley
The most Red Red Card Watch!
Neophyte Focus: Wolves-Leeds
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 130
S5E27 - European Single Guy Beard
Nate and Chris are pissed!
Red Card Consequences
Poor weekend for European contenders: Brentford & Fulham
Table Talk
Arsenal and City keep rolling
Neophyte Focus: Newcastle-Wolves
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 129
S5E26 - The Shortest (and Worst) Episode of the Season
Soccer Neophytes Derby week
Liverpool wins by a TD
Newcastle fading
Old Guys Rule
Neophyte Focus: Forest-Everton
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 128
S5E25 - The Relegation Bowl
United lifts the Nobody Carabao cup trophy
Arsenal and City keep in stride...oh and Spurs too, if Andrew insists
3 Americans start for Leeds!
Relegation Battle Update
Neophyte Focus: Leeds-Southampton
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 127
S5E24 - A Real Life Cock Block
City with a massive win
...and then a massive letdown
...and Arsenal rebounds!
Is Liverpool Back?
Rashy helps United win the Wout Derby
and a Performative Best Bet
Neophyte Focus: Tottenham-West Ham United
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 126
S5E23 - Joao Gomes the Legend
Joao Gomes is a legend!
...and so is Lloris!
VAR shambles...again...but AGAINST Big 6 clubs?!
Beginning of the turnaround for Liverpool?
Full Post-WC Table!
Neophyte Focus: Crystal Palace-Brighton
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 125
S5E22 - All Redheads Are Fake
A WILD Weekend!
- Wolves dismantle Liverpool
- Spurs don't Spur!
- Everton's massive upset
Followed by a Mad Monday!
- City's sanctions
- Jesse Marsch Sacked
Neophyte Focus: Aston Villa-Leicester City
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 124
S5E21 - The Dolphin Goal
Match of the Year
Lampard Out
Spurs Gonna Spur: A Soccer Neophytes Tale
New Chelsea Rule
Neophyte Focus: Arsenal-Manchester United
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 123
S5E20 - Long-Winded Bastards
Manchester Derby Controversy
North London is Red
Liverpool and Chelsea are so Mid
Post-World Cup Mini-League Tightens
Neophyte Focus: Manchester Derby
Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 122