Soju Chronicles
By Soju Chronicles
Soju ChroniclesMay 10, 2024
Mayday Mayday ... We Are Still Alive
We swear we are alive and we do be recording. Our files just have a knack of ending up corrupted. Topics discussed this episode:
- Star Wars: Resistance
- BL Metamorphisis
- Doctor Slump
- Marry My Husband
- Court of Ravens Duolgy
- The Kiss Quotient
- Bite the Woman that Feeds
So Not An April's Fools Joke
We're backkkkkk! Sorry for being tardy to the party. In this episode we discuss the Wars of Stars, the ridiculous end to Perfect Marriage Revenge, a single book (we couldn't believe it either!) and why Book-Tok needs to start writing about people their own age. We also finish with a review of the latest season of Love Is Blind.
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Love, Nat and Nicki
Leaping Through Black Sitcoms
Topics discussed:
- Star Wars
- Hazbin Hotel
- Ghost Bride
- Perfect Marriage Revenge
- Honey & Spice
Give Love A Sigh
- Star Wars
- Zombies
- Doctors
- Omegaverse
Join the girls as they tell you which couples absolutely brokee up when the credits rolleed.
Barbie Bitches Bee Crazy
In this episode Nat talks about Star Wars, Nicki gushes about Tian Xiwei and they both talk about fucking Tooth Fairy.
Merry New Year
In our first Episode of the year we talk about:
- Star Wars
- Doctor Who
- Full House
- A shit ton of books
Certified Unnies Chronicles Season Three
Please welcome back Amanda from Certified Noonas and Nikki from Unbothered Unnies as we discuss our annual wrap up of 2023! See you in the new year!
Nicki vs. Book Tok
Another fun episode where Nat forgets that Tubi TV caters to pervs and Nicki wants these Tik Tok motorcycle romance fans to stop. Apologies for the audio issues that kick in here and there, we switched who we record with and we're still fine-tuning things.
We're B A C K
We are back by popular demand! Sorry for the delay as there were some technical issues along with having to re-adjust to working under capitalism. In this episode, we discuss Castlevania: Nocturne, if we'd sleep with a man who had a turkey face and our lack of drama viewing.
Farewell Baby Ha Neul
In this episode Nat finishes Naruto Shippuden, Nicki tells you why she loved war, they both discuss One Piece Live Action, say goodbye to the real has come and test their TVD knowledge.
Would You Rather Fuck a Pumpkin Spice Latte or a Door?
In this episode Nat discuss some Naruto, Nicki talks about loving seven times and they both take you into the world of bookish opinions.
Black To The Pink
In this episode we celebrate gay rights, family mischief and rank all Blackpink songs on a tiermaker.
Booktok Got Beef
In this episode we discuss Naruto and The Real Has Come. We also get back to our monster porn roots as well as try to reason out the insanity that went down with Booktok's latest hockey drama.
The One Where Nat and Nicki Admit To Being Hypocrites
Join us again for more discussions on why Secret Invasion was disappointing, how blindly selecting a drama can be exciting and the lack of order when it comes to trigger warnings on stories. We apologize for the mic issues but that could not be helped this time.
Thanks for the support!
The One Where Nat Apologizes To Orihime.
Welcome back to another episode. Nicki bemoans a repetitive book series, Nat describes why Sakura takes the crown for worst female protagonist in anime and they both swoon over the weekender that still has their hearts. Don't forget to comment, share and like!
The One Where Nicki Quits Naruto
In this episode Nicki realizes she's not a Naruto Girl, Nat gets nerdy and they both lose track of time.
Getting Railed By Death (Love Island)
In this episode we continue our Naruto discussion, admit that KBS needs to let these people fuck, we talk about the should be gays and why Railed by The Reaper is the best book in the Valley of The Old Gods series thus far.
Did You Miss Us?
We're back and we have a lot to catch up on. Sit back and relax as we shade Naruto and Sakura, praise the devious Se-jin from the The Real Has Come (no seriously, she's smarter than all of us) and Nicki details her descent into Omegaverse via Kindle Unlimited. As always, thanks for the support!
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
In this special episode we discuss a everyone's favorite sex tourism movie!
My Holiday Tails
In this special episode we discuss two books from a series known as My Holiday Tails.
Getting Railed by a KBS Weekender
In this episode we talk some Naruto, a bit of Inuyasha, why we literally despise She Was Pretty, how in love we are with The Real Has Come and why Dalia Davies will always get some views from us.
We Finished Naruto (Part 1 LOL)
In this episode we discuss our thoughts on Naruto Pt.1, a lame drama, a great drama and we test our knowledge!
TVD Rewatch Begins
This episode we talk Naruto, childhood romance, spider man and our madness in The Vampire Diaries.
Into The Thick of It
This episode we discuss Naruto, how major height differences can be distracted and why Siggy Shade deserves some serious jail time.
Farewell Black History Month
In this episode Nicki tells you which anime she is in love with, Nat re-examines her Inuyasha phase, they discuss some happines and why Black people pissed them off this month.
Will You Be My Demon?
Happy Valentine's Day!! In this episode we talk Naruto, Inuyasha, Orgasms, Needing Kisses and what a demon will do for you! xx
A Legend Is Born
In this episode we discuss why we have become Naruto girls, why everything is Lui Shao's fault and one of the BEST YA novels that we have read in recent years.
Welcome 2023 with Cheer!
Welcome to 2023! For our first episode of the year, we have the lovely Jemin from NYAN here to tell us about the great stuff happening over in Thai entertainment. Nat and Nicki discuss a dynasty gone wrong and why the Blue Whisper is the worst fantasy drama they have ever seen.
Certified Unnie Chronicles Presents Jeopardy (Part 2)
Welcome to the second annual Certified Unnie Chronicles. We have our esteemed guests, Amanda from Certified Noona and Lazy Unnie play a game of Soju Chronicles Jeopardy created by our very own Nicki!
Certified Unnie Chronicles AGAIN! (Part 1)
Welcome to the second annual Certified Unnie Chronicles. We have our esteemed guests, Amanda from Certified Noona and Lazy Unnie back to tell us some of their favorite things in 2022 as well as the not so favorites.
December 2022 Is Already Here?
In this episode Nat discusses her favorite Jojo, Nicki binges a drama and they both get candid about Soju.
Give Thanks and Kink Shame!
In this episode Nat watches all the anime, Nicki reads a book that makes her cry and they both rank some fanfic tropes.
Try Not To Spoil Wakanda Forever
In this episode Nicki watches an anime, Nat reads a* book and we discuss why reylo fans like to rewrite history.
The Tale of 99 Books
Guess what? Nat knows how to read!
Loving vs. Virginia
In this episode Nicki is deceived by a novel, Nat continues with the Dracula propaganda and we take a journey to Middle Earth. Ready yourself for the most unhinged summary of S1 of Rings of Power. Apologies in advance for the world's loudest fan.
Apologies to the Light Skinned Men
A very long episode where we discuss Cyberpunk, Robin get slighted, sexy mermen, funny robots, why Nat hates Lightskinned men and Nicki goes to war with tentacle porn.
Love Between Nat and Nicki
In this episode Nicki watches another anime, Nat hops on a popular cdrama, they both discuss aliens and angels and why there needs to be more romance in the world!
We Came Prepared!
Back on task, join us as Nicki finally watches an anime, Nat bitches about the ending of a drama and we both discuss blue alien penis.
Lie To Me
We didn't abandon you.
We Call Upon The Power of the Moon
We're back and sharing how little we've accomplished for this episode. Nat hates Bastard!!! and thinks Yoo Ba bi is sneaky. Nicki talks Eve and using the power of the moon to get Yoon Eun Hye a job. We finish with random discussions on Newjeans and the lack of reading we've both done.
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KPSN Podcast Fest 22
This year we participated in KPSN Podcast Fest! Enjoy a replay of our live broadcast where we watched Aespa and discussed mental health.
Guess Who's Back..
Hey! Miss us? Check out this brand new episode where:
- Nat discusses a female anime character she hates more than Orihime
- Nicki explores why she likes mess
- A review on a werewolf getting hit by a love potion
- Catch up on today's events
- We go POP! with Nayeon
Promises & Poorly Written Porn
A special episode exploring the pinnacle of Booktok literature known as Promises and Promergrante by Sav. R. Miller.
Getting Railed By The Easter Bunny
In this episode Nat discusses a fuck island. Nicki talks about why she's feeling love. We both discuss getting railed by the Easter Bunny and rank GOT7 & Twice title tracks.
Neverland Assholes ft. Ciroc on Ice
In this episode we talk about a lot of nothing and a lot of something. Nat vents about a frustrating drama, Nicki praises a drama, they both discuss Peter Pan pornos and why they just couldn't be the FMC in some of these media pieces.
Black Women Deserve Alien Loving Too!
In this episode Nicki discusses vampire idols, Nat discusses the best drama she has ever seen, we both talk about how deadly the dick is and we rant a little about the Oscars cause naturally.
Justice for Du Lei!
In this episode Nat and Nicki rant about how Love Is Sweet turned them sour and explain why they became vertigo experts. Nat loves baby Goku while Nicki hints about an obsession with Fae Academy. Lastly, we continue to celebrate the women we love as Women's History Month comes to an end.
Let Me Be Your Woman
In this episode we discuss women in all shapes and sizes. Whether we love them or whether they piss us off. Happy International Women's Day!
Black in the summer and Black in the winter too!
In this episode we discuss the animes we looked at last week, Nat talks about how much cheating pisses her off, Nicki discusses why a drama had her stumped, we both express why this BHM may need a redo. This episode mentions the following:
- The Wallflower
- After The Rain
- Forecasting Weather and Love
- Bulgasal
- Love and Leashes
- Blood Like Magic
Can You Really Change Him?
Attack on Titan
Ristorante Paradiso
The Wallflower
Memory of Encaustic Tile
Mirror Twin Cities
The Storm of Echoes
Twisted Hate