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Sons of Hahnarchy

By Chicago White Sox Podcast

We are a Chicago-based White Sox baseball podcast. All killer, no filler.
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Episode 2.27: "Eerie by Lake Erie"

Sons of HahnarchySep 24, 2020

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Episode 5.16: "Sox suck. Vibes suck."

Episode 5.16: "Sox suck. Vibes suck."

Sox suck. Vibes suck. Trade returns are questionable? Is there hope for the future? Can the Sox actually compete in 2024? All this and more on this week’s episode!

Aug 01, 202350:45
Episode 5.15: "Gio's Swan Song"

Episode 5.15: "Gio's Swan Song"

EDITOR'S NOTE: We recorded before Gio's really rough start (Tommy was very wrong lolllll)

We're back after Steve's honeymoon! We talk about the likely end of Lucas Giolito's tenure as a White Sox and what that means on a grander scale for the team. The boys also place a bet on the Sox end of season result, bathe in the waters of Tommy's eternal wellspring of optimism, and debate if Steve should renew his half-season ticket package. All of this is brought to you by us and maybe Rick Hahn. 

Jul 19, 202348:03
Episode 5.14: "Gotta Trade 'Em All"

Episode 5.14: "Gotta Trade 'Em All"

And just like that, the Sox are even further back in the AL Central! We talk about the Southsiders being sellers at the deadline. However, to what extent? The boys debate "rebuilding the rebuild" and what pieces should be on the trading block in the upcoming weeks.

Jul 08, 202301:16:10
Episode 5.13: "We’re back, Sox aren’t"

Episode 5.13: "We’re back, Sox aren’t"

We took eight weeks off, and the Sox are still sitting in 4th place in the AL Central! We talk about this team and what they should do at the All-Star break and the deadline. Additionally, we discuss what a full-scale rebuild would look like and what other repercussions may come with that. 

Jul 02, 202301:09:45
Episode 5.12: "It's PedrOver"

Episode 5.12: "It's PedrOver"

White Sox are on a nine game skid, and it hasn't been particularly good in any aspect. We talk about what that means for the team this year and for the years to come. Rick Hahn's GM tenure has been a failure, so does ownership make any kind of move before the 2024 season?

Apr 29, 202352:54
Episode 5.11: "White Sux"

Episode 5.11: "White Sux"

Our White Sox continue to disappoint. On this episode of the Sons of Hahnarchy, Tommy and Steve have a lot to get off their chest. Is this organization going down the route of the Oakland A's? Is there any hope for this team this year or the years to come? Is it time to tear it all down and start again with this roster?

We'll answer this and more! All of this is brought to you by us. Please make sure to rate, review and subscribe to your favorite four-star podcast!

Apr 22, 202357:19
Episode 5.10: "Bullpen Bad, Christ Colome Comes"

Episode 5.10: "Bullpen Bad, Christ Colome Comes"

Back with another installment of the Sons of Hahnarchy, the boys discuss the bullpen woes (and other pitching problems) that our Southsiders are currently facing. We talk about the DFA of Jose Ruiz, the return of Christ (Colome), keeping everything in perspective, and the opening series against Pittsburgh.

All of this is brought to you by Streamyard. The unofficial official sponsor of this show.

Apr 07, 202346:55
Episode 5.9: "Baseball is BACK. Let's Overreact!"

Episode 5.9: "Baseball is BACK. Let's Overreact!"

Opening Week of baseball is here, and so is another installment of the Sons! We talk all things Sox through the firest three games of the season, complain about ESPN, and give you some overreactions from what we've seen this series against Houston so far. Make sure to rate us 4 stars and subscribe wherever you listen to your podcasts!

Apr 02, 202301:03:35
Episode 5.8: "26-Man & Cautious Optimism"

Episode 5.8: "26-Man & Cautious Optimism"

On this episode of the Sons of Hahnarchy podcast, the boys get together to chat about the opening week of baseball. It is finally here!

There is cautious optimism in the air with chatter about the 26-man roster coming together and Steve's obsession with Hanser is on full display. As always don't forget to rate subscribe and review this episode of your favorite four star podcast in the four star city.

Mar 26, 202301:05:10
Episode 5.7: "Bleav in Hahnarchy"

Episode 5.7: "Bleav in Hahnarchy"

Back in the saddle this episode with the Bleav Boys!  Tommy is joined by his normal two-timing podcast co-host Steve and the  better half of the Bleav in the Southside show, Cary. The trifecta talks  all things White Sox going into the 2023 season, and give their hopes  and dreams for this team with cautious optimism. You won't want to miss  this episode filled with good laughs and conversation.

Mar 11, 202301:11:41
Episode 5.6: "Rules, Rules, Rules...."

Episode 5.6: "Rules, Rules, Rules...."

Back at you with another "no free ads" edition of your  favorite four star Sox baseball podcast! The boys dive into all of MLB's  rule changes for the upcoming 2023 season and how it may affect our  boys on Southside. All of this is brought to you by just us, so make  sure to rate, subscribe and review!

Feb 25, 202346:19
Episode 5.5: "Excitement and Optimism Rule the Day"

Episode 5.5: "Excitement and Optimism Rule the Day"

Back over the Streamyard and Dominos Pizza airwaves, Steve and Tommy  discuss their "excitment and optimism" for the 2023 White Sox. On this  episode, Rick Hahn's last few months as GM are scrutinized heavily, the  front office is indicted for the Mike Clevinger signing, and talk  quickly about rule changes in the MLB and the upcoming World Baseball  Classic.

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Feb 19, 202346:13
Episode 5.4: "Rick Hahn Picked Up Another Bullpen Arm...."

Episode 5.4: "Rick Hahn Picked Up Another Bullpen Arm...."

Sox making some blockbuster moves right before pitchers and catchers report! Not really, but we do have some talk about current lineup construction and also play a game of “This or That” on this week’s episode. Make sure to rate, review and subscribe to your favorite 4 Star Sox podcast!

Feb 04, 202352:41
Episode 5.3: “Clevinger and the World Baseball Classic’”

Episode 5.3: “Clevinger and the World Baseball Classic’”

Back over the airwaves to discuss the Mike Clevinger allegations. What should the Sox do at this moment in time? Who should they target in free agency as a replacement? Additionally, we discuss the Dominican and USA lineups for the World Baseball Classic. Who will emerge as the champion this year? 


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Jan 28, 202359:06
Episode 5.2: “Bitchin’ about Pitchin’”

Episode 5.2: “Bitchin’ about Pitchin’”

Back  on the airwaves after an extended break, Tommy and Steve talk about  Liam Hendriks and the pitching staff depth of the Sox and thier AL  Central foes in 2023. A conversation on who "The Dark Knight" of this  organization is also debated. Make sure to rate, review and subscribe to  your favorite 4 Star podcast!

Jan 22, 202354:52
Episode 5.1: “Sunshine & Rainbows”

Episode 5.1: “Sunshine & Rainbows”

New year. New season. Same podcast. We break down some big questions surrounding the White Sox going into the 2023 in the form of Buy or Sell. We also do our best to stay optimistic after a disappointing season last year. Make sure to rate, review and subscribe to your favorite four star podcast!

Jan 07, 202347:24
Episode 4.39: “Without an Identity”

Episode 4.39: “Without an Identity”

Powered by Streamyard (no free ads) the boys are back to discuss some White Sox baseball! We discuss the Andrew Benintendi addition, other big free agent signings across the league, and debate about the Sox identity and how they can get better in 2023. All this is brought to you by us only, so make sure rate, review and subscribe to your favorite 4 Star podcast!

Dec 18, 202201:07:18
Episode 4.38: "Pito, Clev, and Hot Stove SZN"

Episode 4.38: "Pito, Clev, and Hot Stove SZN"

Back on the mic after a nice break, the boys discuss the departure of Jose Abreu and the addition of Mike Clevinger. Can this team have a better roster in 2023? How does the pitching rotation stack up? Who can be depended on for the Sox this upcoming season? All this and so much more is discussed in this long offseason conversation! 

Dec 04, 202201:09:43
Episode 4.37: "Grifols Plasma Donation Center"

Episode 4.37: "Grifols Plasma Donation Center"

We are back in person! We discuss the White Sox hiring of Pedro Grifol and Charlie Montoyo, off-season options in free agency, Jose Abreu's chances of returning to the 2023 roster, and Rick Hahn finally landing the big fish.

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Nov 13, 202201:14:47
Episode 4.36: "No Espada, Playing the Long Game"

Episode 4.36: "No Espada, Playing the Long Game"

We talk about Tommy's first date with his wife in 2014, the White Sox managerial situation, and safe betting on the 2022 World Series. All of this is brought to you by us. Make sure to rate, subscribe and review your favorite 4 Star Sox podcast!

Oct 30, 202239:57
Episode 4.35: Midnights

Episode 4.35: Midnights

On this episode of the Sons, Tommy and Steve discuss the NLCS and ALCS along with their World Series predictions. Free agency possibilities, complaints about the fan base and the front office, and ways to bring the Sox back to relevancy are all debated by the boys as well.

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Oct 23, 202201:01:40
Episode 4.34: "Suxtober 2022"

Episode 4.34: "Suxtober 2022"

On this episode of the Sons of Hahnarchy Podcast the boys are back after taking last week off for some raucous celebrating! 

We feature a contentious conversation regarding Jose Abreu and Steve-O's love for Brandon Nimmo along with other off-season options and HawtTakeTommy spouting crazy ideas to fix baseball and bring back good juju to the south side. 

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Oct 15, 202201:03:33
Episode 4.33: "Au Revoir, TLR"

Episode 4.33: "Au Revoir, TLR"

The Sons of Hahnarchy have finally made it back to the mic!

On this episode, we talk about all things that have kept us away from the mic recently and we give a eulogy for the end of the 2022 White Sox and bid a not-so-fond farewell to TLR going into the final week before the MLB Postseason.

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Oct 02, 202201:02:31
Episode 4.32: "Memory Lane"

Episode 4.32: "Memory Lane"

Coming back to you with a pre-recorded episode, but still your favorite 4 star podcast. We are taking you all on a trip down Memory Lane! We get a little sappy, but we also bring our top 5 memories of our time as the Sons of Hahnarchy. All of this is brought to you by just us so don't forget to rate, subscribe, and review the podcast!

Aug 27, 202245:02
Episode 4.31: "Mired in Mediocrity"

Episode 4.31: "Mired in Mediocrity"

Coming back to you without technically being live, but still your favorite 4 star podcast! We are still down on the White Sox despite the phenomenal performance that the White Sox got from Cueto to break the losing streak. Steve-O and Tommy break down what they saw this week and then talk about who they think will still be around on the White Sox following the 2022 season. All of this is brought to you by just us so don't forget to rate, subscribe, and review the podcast!

Aug 21, 202201:09:58
Episode 4.30: “Really New Skool”

Episode 4.30: “Really New Skool”

This Sox team is terrible, so we didn’t talk much about this team or how they have been performing. Tune in to hear us banter and bullshit around. We’ll be back with more Sox content next week!

Aug 13, 202253:17
Episode 4.29: "Help Us Rebrand!"

Episode 4.29: "Help Us Rebrand!"

The Sons of Hahnarchy are back in action! Steve and Tommy return to action on the airwaves. Meanwhile, the White Sox have jumped to second place and Steve continues to prepreachch the gospel of positivity. We also chat about the GM, Rick Hahn and play a game of buy or sell after a tribute to Minnie from Steve-O. All of this is brought to you by just us so don't forget to rate, subscribe, and review the podcast!
Aug 06, 202201:17:31
Episode 4.28: "Hello Darkness My Old Friend ft. @WillieP_WSox"

Episode 4.28: "Hello Darkness My Old Friend ft. @WillieP_WSox"

The Sons are back this week with a very special guest! The nicest guy on White Sox Twitter is stopping by to bring a bit of sanity to the podcast. Meanwhile, the White Sox have dipped below .500 again and we chat about what we would do if we were in various GM positions around the league including our very own, Rick Hahn. All of this is brought to you by just us so don't forget to rate, subscribe, and review the podcast!

Jul 30, 202201:04:40
Episode 4.27: “Managerial Malpractice + This or That: Trades Edition”

Episode 4.27: “Managerial Malpractice + This or That: Trades Edition”

The Sons are back on a Sunday! On this episode we’ve got some negative views and some positive views following a start stretch of good games for our Sox. Among the topics of conversation are Tony becoming a NATIONAL embarrassment, a couple bones to pick, a Minoso Minute about the KC Royals, and a game of this or that!

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Jul 17, 202201:03:41
Episode 4.26: “Cueto’s Horse & G-Baby”

Episode 4.26: “Cueto’s Horse & G-Baby”

On this episode of the Sons of Hahnarchy, Steve-O is back! No live edition this time around, but plenty of BS about Steve’s vacation, the scuffling White Sox, and a selection of players from baseball movies and video games in an effort to fix the team. All of this is brought to you by just us! So don’t forget to rate, subscribe and review your favorite four-star White Sox baseball podcast.

Jul 10, 202201:09:36
Episode 4.25: "No Steve! ft. Joel's Sports Cards"

Episode 4.25: "No Steve! ft. Joel's Sports Cards"

No Steve-o this week while Hawttaketommy holds down the fort with our unofficially official MN Twins correspondent!

Please take a moment to rate and subscribe to our podcast, but while you are at it GO AND SUBSCRIBE TO JOEL'S SPORTS CARDS ON YOUTUBE! Gotta help our guest out!

Jul 02, 202201:13:16
Episode 4.24: "F*ck It, We're the Worst Team In the League"

Episode 4.24: "F*ck It, We're the Worst Team In the League"

This Sox team is struggling beyond the fanbases wildest nightmares when it comes to offensive production. We talk about pounding drinks at the ballpark during last night's game, play a game of "this or that" and dabble in some California road trip predictions.  Make sure to join us next week for a very special guest co-host while Steve is on vacation in California!

Jun 25, 202201:03:36
Episode 4.23: "Made of Glass"

Episode 4.23: "Made of Glass"

On this episode of the Sons of Hahnarchy the boys talk about the White Sox continuing their middling ways, injuries hurting the team, and present some Over/Unders for consideration.

Don't forget that we are your favorite 4 star White Sox baseball podcast! So please, rate, subscribe, and review. Also follow on YouTube for updates on when we go live!

Jun 18, 202201:09:31
Episode 4.22: "Main Chicks, Mistresses, and We Blow"

Episode 4.22: "Main Chicks, Mistresses, and We Blow"

White Sox suck, but we still have content.

On this episode of the Sons of Hahnarchy the boys take to the mic to talk about the curse of the goose, what to do with Tony La Russa, and speculate wildly on the personal lives of YOUR Chicago White Sox.

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Jun 15, 202243:33
Episode 4.21: "Enjoying the Ride" ft. Alex Rude (@arude8)

Episode 4.21: "Enjoying the Ride" ft. Alex Rude (@arude8)

This week: Tommy's out, Alex is in. We talk all things White Sox baseball. Is this team going to ever live up to its expectations? Is Yasmani Grandal toast? Does Jake Burger deserve more playing time?  Additionally, we discuss similarities and differences between the White Sox and other teams with very slow starts and if the starting rotation is for real. Make sure to stay tuned!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SxbMaM85GY

Jun 06, 202256:22
Episode 4.20: “Dallas DFA and Wintrust Cup Champions”

Episode 4.20: “Dallas DFA and Wintrust Cup Champions”

We are back over the airwaves on Memorial Day. We discuss the Sox lack of offense, injuries, and hopes for the upcoming series. AJ Pierzynski and Rick Hahn are the focal point of our “He Said It” segment this week. We also take a moment to do Minoso Minute to discuss the tragedy in Uvalde, Texas. 


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May 30, 202201:04:13
 Episode 4:19: "Getaway Days, Minoso Minutes, and Donaldson Sucks"

Episode 4:19: "Getaway Days, Minoso Minutes, and Donaldson Sucks"

The original podcast lineup is back and well-rested! Can the Sox get it together in a Sunday-double header? Will Tony Larussa's Sunday Specialities come back to haunt us? Is Josh Donaldson as bad as people make him out to be? All this and more is answered, so make sure to stay tuned!

May 22, 202253:14
Episode 4.18: "Bad Baseball" ft. Cary (@thatbasebaIIfan)

Episode 4.18: "Bad Baseball" ft. Cary (@thatbasebaIIfan)

LATE RELEASE: OUR APOLOGIES. Make sure you tune into the second half of the show for more relevant info!

Tommy's out. Cary's in. Does this team suck? Are the Sox not a contender? Do fans need to worry?  We're going live on YouTube and everywhere you listen to podcasts. Stay tuned to hear all we have to say.

May 19, 202201:02:13
Episode 4.17: "Winning Ugly Is Sweet"

Episode 4.17: "Winning Ugly Is Sweet"

Back on the mic! Sox have won four in a row and it seems like all is right in the world. We talk about the current winning streak, where we stand on the current Sox status, and what needs to be improved.  Additionally, we have our rotating buy or sell segment on Sox hitter slash lines for the rest of the season. Come join us in the comment section, we now go LIVE on Youtube!

May 07, 202201:05:38
 Episode 4.16: "We Suck Again?"

Episode 4.16: "We Suck Again?"

We're coming back to you live after back to back losing series at home. This sucks. We'll break down our games against the Angels, hopes for the team moving forward, and our remedies for our beloved Southsiders.

May 02, 202201:12:49
Episode 4.15: "All Sox Go To Heaven"

Episode 4.15: "All Sox Go To Heaven"

The Sons are back on a Sunday! On this episode we try to stay positive following a tough start of the season for our beloved Sox. Among the topics of conversation are the Tony NOT being the main issue, Tommy as a Steve Stone supporter, and ballpark amenities grades!

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Apr 25, 202201:01:42
Episode 4.14: "Teacher Steve-O Grades White Sox Nicknames"

Episode 4.14: "Teacher Steve-O Grades White Sox Nicknames"

The Sons got back together to hit the mics before the Saturday day game! Listen in to hear chatter about the opening week of baseball with a White Sox focus along with some letter grades for the White Sox player's nicknames.

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Apr 17, 202252:19
Episode 4.13: "Opening Day Disastre Personal"

Episode 4.13: "Opening Day Disastre Personal"

The Sons are back on Saturday morning! A lot of opening day blues mixed with some long term takeaways and buy or sell segments. There's still plenty of hope and bold predictions!

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Apr 09, 202244:28
Episode 4.12: "Pollock and Pals"

Episode 4.12: "Pollock and Pals"

Happy Sunday everyone! The Sons are back on the mic after a weeklong hiatus and the podcast's namesake has delivered an incredible offseason addition! AJ Pollock is the topic of much of the conversation, but the guys also take time for some a Minoso Minute, a bone to pick, and some spring training overreactions. 

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Apr 03, 202201:05:02
Episode 4.11: "Free Agency Freak Out and #108Tourney Talk"

Episode 4.11: "Free Agency Freak Out and #108Tourney Talk"

Hello all! On this episode of the Sons of Hahnarchy the Sons chat about the free agents both for the White Sox and around the central. There is also a Minoso Minute about the Tim Anderson being suspended to begin the season and a conversation about the bright moments of the #108Tourney so far and a #whitesoxrunclub update.

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Mar 21, 202201:01:24
Episode 4.10: "Back to the Future with SDJ5K"

Episode 4.10: "Back to the Future with SDJ5K"

The Sons of Hahnarchy are back with another guest and this time.....he's from the future! Sammy Davis Junior 5000 came through to impart his specific brand of White Sox pessimism.

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Mar 13, 202201:29:16
Episode 4.9: "The Sons ft @WillieP_WSox"

Episode 4.9: "The Sons ft @WillieP_WSox"

The Sons find themselves on the podcast with @WillieP_WSox who proves himself to be one of the absolute best guys that can be found on White Sox Twitter. The conversation starts with Willie's history as a White Sox fan and his own baseball career. The conversation then turned to MLB's offer to the players where we had some fun poking holes in the owner's "best" offer.

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Mar 06, 202201:24:36
Episode 4.8: "#DonaldsonFacts"

Episode 4.8: "#DonaldsonFacts"

The boys are back on the mic. We go back and forth on having positive energy and negative energy around the MLB CBA negotiations. We also take time to trash Josh Donaldson and the MLB All-star week. AND WE HAVE 108 TOURNEY SCOOPS!!

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Also hello BrewHandLuke.

Feb 26, 202248:36
Episode 4.7: "108th Episode, Part 2"

Episode 4.7: "108th Episode, Part 2"

Coming to you live....AGAIN! The boys were joined by special guests @fromthe108 and here is the second part of our discussion of all things beer, baseball, and bullshit!
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Feb 17, 202201:24:01
Episode 4.6: “108th Episode, Part 1”

Episode 4.6: “108th Episode, Part 1”

Coming to you live over Twitter, YouTube and the ass end of the Blue line! The boys are joined by special guests @fromthe108 and discuss all things beer, baseball and bullshit! 


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Feb 12, 202201:08:48