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Sophia is a frat boy stuck in a tiny Asian girl's body, which is both the start of a dirty joke and an apt description of her life. She was a film + TV actor and dancer until antiMOG disabled her. Twitter: @thesophiachang
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Sophia is a frat boy stuck in a tiny Asian girl's body, which is both the start of a dirty joke and an apt description of her life. She was a film + TV actor and dancer until antiMOG disabled her. Twitter: @thesophiachang

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Ep 37: 2019 Book of the Year: Digital Minimalism by Cal Newport
Want to get rid of all your friends? Sophia crowns her king of books against heavyweight contenders including Cursed Child and a slew of Obama and SNL memoirs. Why this treatise against iPhones and social media will change your life - and show you who your real friends are. Episode easter eggs: · Day showerers are disgusting · How Sophia passed her STEM requirements at Harvard (answer: lots of bullying) · What a corded phone is #OkMillennial First in 2019 in Review Month
November 29, 2019
Ep 36: Size Matters, Says Science!
Science has spoken once and for all! Sophia reviews two seminal (#LongLiveButthead) studies on women's penis preferences, and gives kudos to the best use of a 3D printer. Turns out bags of dicks is old hat for science.
November 22, 2019
Ep 35: The Penis Game
"A true gem among pastimes" says Sophia Chang Daily "The best white nerd college game since ultimate frisbee" names The Sophia Chang "What did you spend your college years doing - studying?" says Sophia Chang on Show Penis month continues on The Sophia Chang Show
November 12, 2019
Ep 34: Bag of Dicks Day
Sophia is having a very bad day. A Bag of Dicks Day. A day fit for kicking off Penis Month at the Sophia Chang Show.
November 5, 2019
Ep 33: I Read Snape Fanfiction
Harry Potter Month comes to a steamy end with sexy, sexy Severus Snape. Sophia paints a canonical picture of this loyal, long-suffering paragon of the strong and silent type.
September 30, 2019
Ep 32: The Harry Potter ReRead
It’s been 18 years since Sophia first read Philosopher’s Stone and she’s finally ready to Dobby again. Harry Potter Month continues!
September 21, 2019
Ep 31: The Hot Guy in Fantastic Beasts not young gay hunk Dumbledore. Sophia expounds on the sex appeal of fat guys, and why the bridge-and-tunnel accent gets me every time. Harry Potter Month continues with this is a special recut of Ep 19: Why Jacob Kowalski is My Ideal Husband while Sophia recuperates from chemo.
September 11, 2019
Ep 30: Back to Hogwarts: Why I Am a Gryffindor
Happy Sorting Day! Kickoff episode to Harry Potter Month here at The Sophia Chang Show.
September 2, 2019
Ep 29: NaNoWriMo Wrecked My Life (As Usual)
Staggering over the finish line for camp NaNoWriMo 2019 - when it comes to my writing I don’t eat or sleep.
August 7, 2019
Ep 28: Moby Dick: the White Episode
Sophia goes Ahab on white books, white whales, and white people expertly figuring out Asian food - so exotic!   Big Book Club Podcast:
July 18, 2019
Ep 27: Toy Story 4: the Scariest Movie I’ve Seen All Decade
From Keanu to Key & Peele, this likely last of the series broke my heart and scared the bejeezus out of me.
June 30, 2019
Ep 26: I Hate Your Voice: 5 Reasons Your Podcast is Unlistenable
Do you have a voice for silent movies? This and 4 other fixes for your annoying as hell podcast.
April 30, 2019
Ep 25: I Took Instagram Off My Phone and My Suicidal Thoughts Diminished
My depression lifted seemingly out of nowhere until I traced it back to one change I made: taking Instagram off my phone.
April 25, 2019
Ep 24: April Podcast of the Month: Blackout with Rami Malek
New monthly feature! There are over 700,000 podcasts and most of them are terrible. Here’s one that isn’t. Blackout with Rami Malek
April 16, 2019
Ep 23: The Ides of Middlemarch: Coming for George Eliot
So I accidentally started reading the leviathan of literature - Middlemarch, and now I'm all in so hard. See you in ten years. Big Book Club:
January 18, 2019
Ep 22: Fasting for 2019
Welcome to 2019. This is the first in a series of Changes for 2019, including a new logo. In this episode: Why I fast instead of setting resolutions What to fast other than food Which fasts am I doing in the new year? For more on my spiritual journey:
January 11, 2019
Ep 21: Stop Being a Positivity Bully
Why America’s obsession with positivity and inability to except bad things is maladaptive and unhealthy.
December 14, 2018
Ep 20: How to Get Into Harvard
As a former admissions interviewer for Harvard and current college admissions coach, this is the question I get asked most. The answer goes beyond the Ivy League. For more on my services visit Wise Child Coaching:
December 7, 2018
Ep 19: Why Jacob Kowalski is My Ideal Husband
Four reasons I’m all about this fantastic beast of a man.
November 25, 2018
Ep 18: Married at First Sight: I Want an Arranged Marriage
That time I almost had a prison husband...My obsession with the reality show Married at First Sight stems from the fact that I really want an arranged marriage to cure my terrible taste in men.
October 31, 2018
Ep 17: Dinner with Tyrus: Honoring a Disney Legend
Today's Google doodle honors the grandfather of Chinese-American artists and illustrators - and brings me back down memory lane to our dinner together.
October 25, 2018
Ep 16: Purse Snatching in Montreal (Listener Question)
Sophia answers a listener question from The Language Nerd about her most memorable experience during Nomad 2015.
October 8, 2018
Ep 15: Sophia Buys a Sound Machine
I buy a sleep sound maker populated with the sounds of nightmares.
October 2, 2018
Ep 14: I Have AntiMOG and It’s Hell
Sophia's first episode about her rare autoimmune disease. And who to punch in the face.
September 29, 2018
Ep 13: Why Gen Xers Are Our Last Decent Generation
Millennials are going to drive the world into extinction.
July 11, 2018
Ep 12: Playing for the WNBA
Amber Lacey is a Berkeley grad, WNBA player - and my Lyft driver today! Part 1 of our extemporaneous interview through LA traffic on what she learned playing pro ball around the world. Stay tuned for Part 2 where we talk Black and Asian female experience in America.
June 12, 2018
Ep 11: Don't Make Your Enemies Happy: Wisdom from My Lyft Driver
My Lyft driver Raymond shares the best advice he ever got from his grandmother and why you should never complain.
May 28, 2018
Ep 10: I Am Robs10kFriends' 1,815 Friend
Rob Lawless is on a mission to spend 1 hour with 10,000 people - here's our hour! I ask him what to do when you've lost all your hopes and dreams. The show's first guest!
May 22, 2018
Ep 9: An Open Letter to Dot Fortenberry
After seeing my college boyfriend's wife on TV I decide to record her a letter.
May 4, 2018
Ep 8: People are Assholes and Other Depression Busters
The most uplifting thing I've ever heard was growing up and realizing how miserable human beings are.
April 23, 2018
Ep 7: How to Stop a Screaming Fight With One Sentence
What happens if I play marriage therapist to the screaming neighbors...
April 18, 2018
Ep 6: Why Women Should Never Make the First Move
This is not the pussyboy you want.
April 12, 2018
Ep 5: What It's Like to Have a Traumatic Brain Injury
Brain fog, the cruelty and kindness of people, and the stupidest thing to say to a spoonie. Plus Sophia crying through half the episode.
March 10, 2018
Ep 4: I Got to Be on Brave, Not Perfect - Intl Women's Day
Happy IWD! What does it mean to hustle as a woman? I ask this on Girls Who Code founder Reshma Saujani's podcast Brave Not Perfect this week,
March 8, 2018
Ep 3: Why Didn't Anyone Tell Me How White I Sound?
I listened to my own podcast and want to know who is this white girl?
March 2, 2018
Ep 2: My Bathroom is a Waterpark and Other IBS Struggles
IBS. The most ironic ailment for a food snob.
February 28, 2018
Ep 1: I Fell Off a Metal Bar and Now I Have a Podcast
A former aerial acrobat, film and TV actor, and the world's first iPod silhouette model now has a podcast - enjoy!
February 27, 2018
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