The Sophia Chang Show

Sophia‘s one and only 2022 episode— a belated update on three years of digital minimalism and whether deleting social media makes you better than everyone else. The answer is yes, you addict. Also, liberal tears and Republican boats.

Insomniac Sophia records at 3 AM and ends up with this well-organized ramblefap:

• the 3 reasons friendships seem harder in this day and age
• and they're ALL your fault--which means you can do something about it!
• the times Sophia got into cars with strangers
• How being 5 years old is the best way to make friends

Fan of pretentious experimental theatre AND trashy reality TV? Me too!

Star Wars' Daisy Ridley narrates the Audible original Islanders by Elinor Cook, a subversive, rehumanizing take on the UK hit reality show Love Island.  It confused listeners so much they rated it an instant 1 star. Sophia answers an insightful Goodreads question from Lily with an impassioned crash course on the infamous "pronoun game".

Don't get pied off, babes!

Recorded fresh off Night 3 of the Democratic National Convention: Sophia describes a lifetime from college activism - including fighting rich white feminists - to decades of being silenced to survive in white America. Plus strong words for "woke" millennials and zoomers who need to respect those of us who sacrificed for their privilege.

If you haven't experienced your A-spot yet, you haven't been living! For this Sex Month episode, Sophia introduces the person living under the rock to the one spot to rule them all - not the G, and certainly not the cervix that gets idiotically misrepresented in erotic literature. 

Also - why you're doing a disservice to all womankind by leaving a crappy lover crappy.

Which companies suck most?

According to 2016 NYT article, the purposefully bad practices of customer service cause real psychological harm. Nothing we didn't already know! 

Here are the Top 5 companies Sophia has been boycotting to save her health. Losers include: a pet care retailer, a pizza company, and a movie chain.

Want to get rid of all your friends?

Sophia crowns her king of books against heavyweight contenders including Cursed Child and a slew of Obama and SNL memoirs. Why this treatise against iPhones and social media will change your life - and show you who your real friends are.

Episode easter eggs:

• · Day showerers are disgusting
• · How Sophia passed her STEM requirements at Harvard (answer: lots of bullying)
• · What a corded phone is #OkMillennial

First in 2019 in Review Month

"A true gem among pastimes" says Sophia Chang Daily

"The best white nerd college game since ultimate frisbee" names The Sophia Chang

"What did you spend your college years doing - studying?" says Sophia Chang on Show

Penis month continues on The Sophia Chang Show

Harry Potter Month comes to a steamy end with sexy, sexy Severus Snape. Sophia paints a canonical picture of this loyal, long-suffering paragon of the strong and silent type.

Sophia goes Ahab on white books, white whales, and white people expertly figuring out Asian food - so exotic!  

Big Book Club Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/big-book-clubs-what-the-whale/id1394208783

So I accidentally started reading the leviathan of literature - Middlemarch, and now I'm all in so hard. See you in ten years.

Big Book Club: https://library.arlingtonva.us/explore/for-readers/book-clubs/big-book-club-middlemarch/

Welcome to 2019. This is the first in a series of Changes for 2019, including a new logo. In this episode:

• Why I fast instead of setting resolutions
• What to fast other than food
• Which fasts am I doing in the new year?

For more on my spiritual journey: http://www.fiftytwofaces.com/