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Sorry I Offended You with Brandon Marshall Havener

Sorry I Offended You with Brandon Marshall Havener

By Brandon Marshall Havener

Sorry I Offended You features real, raw and hilarious conversations discussing self expression, culture, society, entrepreneurship, politics and more. This is a place for the spiritual rebellious leaders who were born to stand out.

Who the F*** is Brandon Marshall Havener? ...

... Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss is a the philosopher for weirdos who are smart enough to understand it. Writer. Podcaster. Comedian. ARMY Vet. Arcturian Rebel .. maybe Arcturian Army Vet too idk..
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Sorry I Offended You with Brandon Marshall Havener Mar 04, 2021

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117. Is getting revenge on your enemies useful?
Jan 17, 202324:53
116. Important things to consider before having your husband work in your online business.

116. Important things to consider before having your husband work in your online business.

This is what you need to consider before hiring your husband to work in your coaching business or any online business.


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how does one keep their masculinity? 

How does a man keep his masculinity if he is working?

 For his wife or in his wife's business. Now, first I want to address the common saying that I see in the boss babe groups or the women influencers of the world or women coaches, and that's the idea of "I want to retire my husband."  

And having the goal of retiring your husband, I am an absolute 100% fuck no to.   

Retiring your husband and I will explain more because maybe people get it confused thinking that I am a retired man, but I'm doing this video , so I'm not retired.   You should never retire your husband unless the whole marriage thing, sickness and health and understanding that there's times where one person may be in need of the other.  

You're co-creating together. You're not gonna be at your strongest throughout the entire marriage. 

Yes, I do agree in within sickness and in health to support each other, things like that. But in most cases, in any normal circumstance where you're both healthy, you're both able bodied and you're both kicking ass.   

There is no reason you should ever retire your husband. And this is why. The reason is because masculinity grows through challenge.   Men are meant to be driven by their purpose. So you never want to.   

It's basically looking at assets and liabilities. You never want to feel like your husband is a liability rather than an asset to the family and to the business if you decide to co-create a business.

Jan 02, 202335:34
115. What does Andrew Tate vs Greta Thunberg mean about us?
Dec 31, 202212:49
114. Is cancel culture fixing the coaching industry?

114. Is cancel culture fixing the coaching industry?

The coaching industry certainly has it's issues. I would be lying if I said I didn't feel and extremely familiar feeling back when I watched The Tinder Swinder.   Over the years life coaches, influencers, money / business coaches and of course MLMs  have gotten a bad rap.   

 Oh... and I'd also be lying if I said I never witnessed seeing women behind the scenes having the financial boundaries violated. Sometimes making multiple 6 figures a year with nothing to show for it in her bank account... and often the culprit is over- investing in high level masterminds... sometimes multiple masterminds.   

However.. coaching is also a beautiful thing and it has changed my life. I would not be the man I am today if it wasn't for coaching, internet marketing, self help etc. I drastically improved all areas of my life since the age of 19 because of the incredible information and transformation that is available to all of us.   

 Dating, Relationships, Fitness, Mindset and Finances are all skills I've been able to learn to live a better life.   

 But the get rich quick schemes just don't work...  my journey was hard at times.  It required mastery in all these areas... or being on the path of mastery in some of these areas.    

There are plenty of coaches that market and breed entitlement within their clients...  thinking being financially free are a few affirmations away. Like it doesn't take mastery and some massive breakthroughs that can feel extremely uncomfortable.    

As I write this... after years and years of the coaching industry being at odds it seems that frustration and anger has come to an all time high.    Cancel Culture has been prevalent in the new age / coaching space for quite some time now.    

Obviously things must be revealed in order to heal... discussions need to be had.  There certainly are unethical people out there that are hurting people financially and psychologically.    AND there is a ton of unchecked anger with no conscious being thrown at innocent bystanders as well.  

In fact for every coach that there is valid criticism for.. there are like 20 coaches who get bullied for minor infractions or absolutely no reason at all.    So even if there is a valid problem that needs to be addressed.... is cancel culture actually making this situation better or a lot worse?    If there are new age and coach cults...  has anti coaching also become a cult?    

Fuck Cancel Culture: https://brandon-havener.mykajabi.com/fuck-cancel-culture 

Find out everything I got going on: https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou

Dec 14, 202257:42
113. Life coaches, polarity coach, womb healers & metabolic experts are being blamed for mass shootings
Nov 29, 202229:57
112. The divine feminine is actually fascism
Nov 15, 202229:51
111. Believing that there are only 2 Genders is white supremacy
Nov 03, 202214:30
110. Is Taylor Swift Fatphobic? Part 2 - The fat acceptance cult is mad about Anti-hero
Oct 26, 202212:23
109. Is Taylor Swift being fatphobic in her anti-hero music video?
Oct 24, 202214:47
108. Teacher thinks it's "LYING" to not tell her students she's with 2 men
Oct 21, 202212:57
107. Is fat acceptance killing us?
Oct 12, 202230:04
106. ARE MYSTERY OFFERS A SCAM?

106. ARE MYSTERY OFFERS A SCAM?

Mystery offers have become popular in the coaching industry? Are they a scam? Is it smart to purchase mystery offers as a coach? Is it ethical to offer mystery offers as a business coach? Tune in to find out!
Sep 29, 202221:37
105. WHEN I WAS A WOKE SJW and a bit of an anti coach in the HR coaching department

105. WHEN I WAS A WOKE SJW and a bit of an anti coach in the HR coaching department

Back in the day I was nearly highjacked by the woke cult and I participated in cancel culture because I actually believed it was for the betterment of humanity.      The anti coaching HR department is absolutely linked to the leftist (marxist) social justice ideology.

This is why it never fails... you will always see the anti coaches regurgitate leftist talking points.   The victim mentality with jealous coaches is the same victim mentality of SJWs.    It's not a coincidence that when I felt like I needed to be a "hero" of the coaching industry or an SJW hero that was right at the very moment my old life was in shambles.   

It's also not a coincidence that when I got in a healthy relationship that identity started to dissolve.    People in happy relationships don't often feel the need to cancel people.    In this episode I will be deconstructing an old post of mine when I was closer to the cringe area of leftism... however a lot of the stuff I posted are things I still agree with to this day.      

I am also responding to the account Why Don't You Say Something? run by Eva Collins.  While we disagree on a lot there are a lot I do agree with and relate with her.   

So my intention was to disagree on this video as respectful as possible and still holding my beliefs, values and learning experiences along my journey.     This episode was originally intended for my new podcast "Conscious Defiance"  but I am also putting the episode on "Sorry I Offend You" as well since it's relevant for both.      

More from Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss:  
https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou

Sep 26, 202251:42
104. My boyfriend wants to go 50/50 on our first coffee date
Sep 19, 202221:29
103. HOW TO APOLOGIZE to the anti coaching HR department

103. HOW TO APOLOGIZE to the anti coaching HR department

The anti coaching HR DEPARTMENT do not accept any apologies... so why bother apologizing? Because as compassionate people we think that there is room for reasoning... the issue is there isn't.   


 When people are in large groups and agree that cancel culture is OK they will dehumanize and justify the bullying...  here is me breaking down a break down of an apology... APOLOGY INCEPTION!!!

Sep 16, 202223:49
102. Savtta called me out unprovoked during my hiatus!

102. Savtta called me out unprovoked during my hiatus!

Savtta's new name is SeekingForDrama.   In some cases I think she is right just like a broken clock is...  however she is constantly wrong about me lol.   Watch how I got called out during my time off of social media over a post from months ago (which she decided to comment on)    before this month I forgot who Savtta was. Apparently though...

 I was unhinged during my hiatus away from social media. Perhaps I was harassing her in the astral realm?     You can't call somebody unhinged if you are the one doing the provoking.

 The truth is...  YOU are unhinged and I am one of the first one's willing to respond to your BS.

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Sep 14, 202227:13
101. Stalking With Sattva
Sep 08, 202229:28
 100. The coaching HR Department WILL NOT TOLERATE SEDUCTION

100. The coaching HR Department WILL NOT TOLERATE SEDUCTION

The life coach HR department is very upset about sex coaches and blending in sex coaching with money coaching.  Or maybe they just hate coaching all together!     This is a breakdown of how to deal with cancel culture as a coach and what type of bullying coaches face by the failed coaches who just couldn't hack it so they stew in jealousy.    

Sorry I Offended You with Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss

Sep 05, 202253:22
What is a real man?
Jul 06, 202201:20:48
Trauma informed safe spaces can't be trusted...
Jun 10, 202201:00:17
PUT THE GUN DOWN (Mushroom Musings)
May 30, 202201:26:03
Problematic and proud
May 21, 202243:44
Don't invest for immediate ROI
May 17, 202221:45
GMO Masculinity
May 16, 202201:04:50
Drinking man juice makes you an ALPHA MALE
May 12, 202250:58
5 ways to build a successful relationship
May 03, 202253:53
Conspiracy theories are demoralizing you
Apr 26, 202230:16
Punching down and how to hold your frame like a mediocre white man
Apr 01, 202234:27
Using trending topics to build your personal brand
Mar 30, 202235:06
Lia Thomas in women's sports and The Bad Vegan documentary

Lia Thomas in women's sports and The Bad Vegan documentary

Welcome to the Sorry I Offended You Podcast with Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss

today I rant about the importance of honoring women's spaces and how important it is to stand your ground during a time where there is gaslighting and the blurring of boundaries.  I state my thoughts and views on trans activism and my stance on protecting women's sports.  

Also I cover my thoughts around the documentary "Bad Vegan".  About Sarma Melngailis who end up in an abusive relationship with a scam artist.. and how having no boundaries or sense of grounded-ness can completely sabotage a wealthy successful woman.  I also mention Robert Greene (author of 48 Laws of Power and Art Of Seduction) and why even though these books may be considered dark and
machiavellian... why it's important to understand this intense realism and psychology in order to survive and thrive in business. 


The people most outraged about Ukraine actively vote for the war industrial complex and pressure their peers to do the same.

The people who say sex should be taught to 5 year olds to protect them from predators are the same people who don’t say anything when the politicians they vote for or celebrities they celebrate are involved in child trafficking.

The people who yell the loudest about women’s rights cower when it comes to protecting women spaces and are often involved in the bullying of women when they don’t fall in line.

It’s possible to stand for what’s right.

When we’re unified we can create peace, stop the war industrial complex, protect children, women and trans people all at the same time. (Refusing to dishonor women doesn’t make you transphobic)

But instead we ignore facts, logic and truth in order to make optics & tribalism more important than what’s the right thing to do.

We resort to label inflation and name calling instead of open dialogue.

Humanity will evolve and this is the lesson humanity needs to learn.

Don’t be afraid to speak up.

Don’t be afraid of nuance.

Don’t be afraid to utilize your education beyond these mindless talking points of the politically uneducated.

Fck cancel culture - https://spiritualsmartassery8.lpages.co/fckcancelculture/

Website - https://brandonmarshallhavener.com/

Mar 23, 202245:37
VULNERABILITY - A Strength or Weakness?
Mar 15, 202236:26
EVERYTHING IS TOXIC MASCULINITY
Mar 06, 202247:05
The WOKE fog of war - discussing the woke view point on the conflict between Russia & Ukraine
Feb 26, 202248:03
Whistle blowers, spiritual cults and how to spot a narcissist
Feb 23, 202201:05:55
swindler coaches and anti coaches both annoy me
Feb 18, 202201:10:38
When anti cancel culture advocates become the woke people they despise
Feb 15, 202258:20
If you're not abusing yourself you're a white supremacist

If you're not abusing yourself you're a white supremacist

Maybe it's time for you to learn the truth... if you're not constantly self loathing in the pool of your own tears and if you're against authoritarianism it's your white supremacy that's making you disobey.  

You will never be a good person... but you're an even worse person if you decide to listen to this disgusting filthy excuse of a podcast. Upon pressing play on this episode you will immediately become a misinformation spreading bigot.

This podcast includes problematic takes on Joe Rogan, the tinder swindler and the new hit show "it's gonna be all white".  

This episode also states that you should never publicly apologize or take accountability from the righteous guardians of decency in our society. If you decide to align your views with Brandon Marshall Havener and The Sorry I Offended You podcast you will be canceled completely. 

Feb 09, 202201:01:55
THE CENSORSHIP EPISODE PART 2 - Brene Brown responds, Joe Rogan responds and Whoopi Goldberg is in trouble

THE CENSORSHIP EPISODE PART 2 - Brene Brown responds, Joe Rogan responds and Whoopi Goldberg is in trouble

Both Brene Brown and Joe Rogan have made statements about their stance on censorship.  

On the last episode I stated that it was a possibility that Brene Brown was testing the waters only to deflect back at the people who were criticizing her.  On this episode I break down the response and the psychology behind the people who are openly supporting censorship right now.  

In this episode you will hear:

What goes on in the mind of a progressive who are justifying for censorship in every way possible despite growing up with the values to defend people's individual right to speak their mind.

Why even though it's sometimes funny to see woke cancel culture implode on itself, we should always fight for freedom of discussion - EVEN for those we highly disagree with.  

My argument for why this is a violation to the first amendment and it is 100% censorship. I take down the lazy argument that people claim this is the free market's decision.  

Why I think it's important to be conscious and respectful but also do not give people an inch when it comes to policing speech.  

The trauma responses and the pressure that people who are calling for censorship have to deal with.  This is likely not organic... it's group-think. I have seen far too much over the past few years where people are censoring each other and self censoring.  

This is Brandon Marshall Havener aka the Spiritual SmartAss... enjoy another episode of Sorry I Offended You.  

Feb 04, 202201:32:45
Brené Brown leaving Spotify? THE CENSORSHIP EPISODE

Brené Brown leaving Spotify? THE CENSORSHIP EPISODE

In this episode I break down the situation with Brene Brown pausing her podcast on Spotify, Neil Young taking his music off spotify and I guess Joni Mitchell is leaving Spotify too or something. All to protest The Joe Rogan Experience podcast.  

I would be a hypocrite if I took a stance against boycotting and putting your money / art where it counts to support what you believe in, and that is the counter-argument people are using to say this is not censorship. The issue is that it goes much deeper than that and it is extremely meaningful in the battle for/against censorship.

Listen to this episode where I break down the Brene Brown situation, where I pledge my allegiance to Joe Rogan as my lord & savior and I break down both the political climate of woke-ism and the psychology of wokeism where it results in indirect censorship, self censorship and policing other people's thoughts.  

I am Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss and this is another wild episode of The Sorry I Offended You podcast. 

Jan 31, 202258:37
Crypto investing mindset during a bear market , The Rona, Dexter New Blood and stupid commercials

Crypto investing mindset during a bear market , The Rona, Dexter New Blood and stupid commercials

On this episode I spend the first half ranting about my experience with the rona, what I thought about the new Dexter season (no spoilers) , stupid commercials while watching the NFL Playoffs....  

... and then I get into the actual topic I came here to talk about which is bitcoin, crypto and stock investments... the mindset around investing especially during a market crash.  

This is Brandon Marshall Havener ( The Spiritual SmartAss ) and I am Sorry I Offended You.  

Jan 24, 202250:53
Why I'm open about my vaccine status...
Dec 24, 202156:09
Does you authenticity showcase your competence?
Dec 21, 202135:55
Should a man take a woman's last name in marriage?
Dec 14, 202145:55
The shame after-burn when speaking your truth (LIVE)
Sep 06, 202112:00
It shouldn’t take longer than a month to launch your program (SHORTS)
Sep 06, 202104:32
DON'T BE A BROKE ASS REBEL
Aug 26, 202140:11
When transparency goes wrong
Aug 17, 202144:18
I am quitting this is my last podcast

I am quitting this is my last podcast

Quitting new age for jesus... quitting the entire coaching industry and using my platform to insult coaches for the next 5 years.
For more visit here thx https://beacons.page/sorryioffendedyou

Aug 16, 202131:21
When Facing Judgment & Character Assassination (RANT)
Aug 03, 202102:56
Answering your love & relationship questions

Answering your love & relationship questions

In this podcast I answer questions people submitted around love & relationships 

Jun 04, 202141:43