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Sorry We're Open

Sorry We're Open

By Lindsey & Jess

Sorry We’re Open explores the ins and outs of the human condition: who you are, why you think the way you think, & why you do the things you do. Why must Jess arrive 15 minutes early to everything ever? Why does Lindsey have to flirt with everyone? Do you think ghosts exist, and why is the answer yes? Can people ever really change? Find out on “The Pod”, as we encourage you to get uncomfortable in having meaningful conversations with those closest to you; and eventually those not so close to you! Come join two loud, passionate women getting creative and learning a whole lot along the way.
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WHO IS THEY? THE SCIENCE.

Sorry We're OpenMay 16, 2021

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WHO IS THEY? THE SCIENCE.

WHO IS THEY? THE SCIENCE.

This week, after a mid-season hiatus, Jess and Lindsey discuss closure and whether it exists or not and how to heal without it

May 16, 202140:15
EVEN THE UBER DRIVER KNOWS

EVEN THE UBER DRIVER KNOWS

This episode of Sorry We're Open, Jess and Lindsey get into the nitty gritty of dating post-grad, in a pandemic. Let's go on walk like it's the 1800s!

Apr 26, 202149:42
THIS IS A FIRE DUMPSTER (FT. ALYSSE)

THIS IS A FIRE DUMPSTER (FT. ALYSSE)

On this episode, Lindsey and Jess dive into post-grad life - expectations vs. reality, with Alysse!

Apr 19, 202151:12
THE G@Y AGENDA

THE G@Y AGENDA

This week, Lindsey and Jess get into sexuality and gender! Just grazing the surface as there is a lot to talk about, we talk about queer media and Lindsey's coming out story, among other ~gay sh!t~

Apr 11, 202147:20
IF EVERYBODY PRACTICED YOGA, IT WOULD SAVE THE WORLD (FT. GINA)

IF EVERYBODY PRACTICED YOGA, IT WOULD SAVE THE WORLD (FT. GINA)

In this episode, Jess and Lindsey get deep with Gina and talk about the many intricacies of Yoga and how it is beneficial mentally, spiritually, and physically. Check out Gina's Yoga Studio, Alluem Yoga!!!

Apr 04, 202159:21
ON THE SOAPBOX

ON THE SOAPBOX

On this episode of the Pod, we get serious and talk about the recent news flurry of disrespect and violence against women. We share our own and others experiences as women. TW: sexual assault, rape, domestic violence

Mar 28, 202144:46
CAN'T WE JUST BE IN THE CLUB FOR A MINUTE? (FT. JACKSON)

CAN'T WE JUST BE IN THE CLUB FOR A MINUTE? (FT. JACKSON)

In this episode Jackson joins us to talk about the power of music, his musical process, and the responsibilities the artist has in the impact of their work.
Mar 21, 202101:03:42
THIS PROBABLY ISN'T PROPAGANDA

THIS PROBABLY ISN'T PROPAGANDA

THE BOYS ARE BACK! SUPRISE SHAWTY! "The Pod"™ is back with an all new season, filmed via zoom in the middle of a pandini, while Lindsey records from her childhood bedroom. The Pod™ has grown up! We are no longer talking about DFMOs or late night pizza runs, but don't worry, our lives are just as entertaining as ever. This season we tackle topics never before covered! We aim to delve deeper and continue to have those hard-hitting conversations. Listen in to hear how The Pod™ has evolved. 


This episode covers our lives for the past year - what we've been up to and where The Pod™ is headed!

Mar 14, 202141:14
F**K IT, LET'S BOOL

F**K IT, LET'S BOOL

Jess and Lindsey tackle the hard-hitting topic of drug use/abuse in daily college life. Thanks to everyone who responded to our survey and gave really great and useful comments!
Mar 01, 202044:41
YOU'RE BLOWING MY SPOT (FT. EVAN)

YOU'RE BLOWING MY SPOT (FT. EVAN)

This week on Sorry We're Open, Jess and Lindsey discuss the intimacies of bar culture and dispel stereotypes surrounding Asian culture with our friend Evan!
Feb 24, 202047:05
LIVE WITH INTENTION (FT. NIC)

LIVE WITH INTENTION (FT. NIC)

This week, Jess and Lindsey bring on the pod their friend Nic, who gets deep with us when he discusses toxic masculinity in relation to grief and losing his mother.

Feb 17, 202045:28
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD COFFEE BEFORE THIS (FT. CATE)

WE SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD COFFEE BEFORE THIS (FT. CATE)

This week, Jess and Lindsey talk about Valentine's Day and the stages of having a crush! Our guest Cate comes on the pod to talk about standards of women socially, academically, and in the work place.

Feb 10, 202001:04:14
1, 2, 3, SUSTAINABLE! (FT. JORDAN)

1, 2, 3, SUSTAINABLE! (FT. JORDAN)

This week, Jess and Lindsey talk about awkward and annoying things about the gym. Also, we bring on our friend, Jordan, who talks with us about sustainability and what that actually means!

Feb 03, 202052:10
IS THAT A TIK TOK DANCE? (FT. HOLLY)

IS THAT A TIK TOK DANCE? (FT. HOLLY)

Welcome back to the new season of Sorry We're Open! We've got some exciting new developments on this season. First, we introduced a new segment, which we later came up with a name for, called "Ok, Boomer", so listen to find out how it's played! 

This week, we talk about dating apps and read a lovely poem that Jess received. Later, we bring in Jess' friend from home, Holly, and she talks with us about body image in women's athletics. All around exciting episode! 

Jan 28, 202001:02:29
I HOPE I DON'T F*CK UP THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM (FT. MARY)

I HOPE I DON'T F*CK UP THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM (FT. MARY)

Here is some bonus content from the pod! Our friend Mary comes on with 74 hard-hitting questions for Jess and Lindsey to answer (or avoid)!
Jan 05, 202001:03:25
I SAW MOMMY COMMITTING ADULTERY

I SAW MOMMY COMMITTING ADULTERY

On the final episode of their very first season, Jess and Lindsey bring you a holiday-filled segment and a reflection of how the first season of their beloved podcast, Sorry We're Open, went!

Dec 22, 201938:27
I DON'T WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO FIND ME (FT. ALLY)

I DON'T WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO FIND ME (FT. ALLY)

This week, Jess and Lindsey talk with our guest Ally about political correctness in comedy! 

Dec 15, 201950:35
IT'S COOL TO BE EMOTIONAL (FT. DARBY)

IT'S COOL TO BE EMOTIONAL (FT. DARBY)

Switched it up on this week's episode - just a guest segment! We had our dear friend, Darby, on the podcast to talk about stereotypes, expectations, and toxic masculinity.

Dec 08, 201941:19
A BONELESS WING IS JUST A CHICKEN NUGGET (FT. OLIVIA)

A BONELESS WING IS JUST A CHICKEN NUGGET (FT. OLIVIA)

This week, Jess and Lindsey delve into the best (and worst) first date foods. Our lovely guest, Olivia, brings her knowledge about HIV/AIDS to the pod and enlightens us with facts and common misconceptions!

Dec 01, 201941:17
I COULD BE DEAD IN A DITCH (FT. CATO)

I COULD BE DEAD IN A DITCH (FT. CATO)

This week, Jess and Lindsey talk about their favorite Thanksgiving traditions and the weird rules your parents make up when you're home for breaks. With Catie (Cato), we dive into post-grad life, exploring what it is like to work a full time job and how your social life changes.

Nov 24, 201941:50
YOU DON'T OWE ANYBODY SH*T

YOU DON'T OWE ANYBODY SH*T

This week, it's just Jess and Lindsey! We talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly of date parties and the hard-hitting question of who should pay on dates.

Nov 17, 201933:58
ASK A REAL LIFE BOY (FT. JACK)

ASK A REAL LIFE BOY (FT. JACK)

On this week's episode, Jess and Lindsey polled YOU about lingerie and we got some pretty juicy responses! Our guest, Jack, talked about "respecting the f*** out of women" and gave a guy's perspective on hookup culture (peep episode 6)!

Nov 10, 201953:22
TELL US YOUR DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET (FT. ALEXIS)

TELL US YOUR DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET (FT. ALEXIS)

This week we talk about sugar daddies, sugar babies, and everything in between. Then, with our guest, Alexis, we do a quick transition and delve into the world of the criminal justice system, mental health and mass incarceration, as well as several tangents that are, surprisingly, still on topic!

Nov 03, 201948:31
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SEXY CORN ON THE COB? (FT. JENNY)

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SEXY CORN ON THE COB? (FT. JENNY)

This week we discuss the ridiculousness that is Halloween in college and hookup culture with our guest, Jenny

Oct 27, 201941:16
WE'RE F****** FAMOUS

WE'RE F****** FAMOUS

This week, we discuss cuffing (and uncuffing) season and how movies and media portray love in the most ridiculous ways 

Oct 20, 201936:00
DO YOU ACCEPT VENMO?

DO YOU ACCEPT VENMO?

This week we talk about the "g-word", never having cash, and other #seniorproblems, as well as maintaining long distance friendships and relationships
Oct 13, 201931:33
THE SANCTITY OF FRIENDSHIP (FT. CARLEY)

THE SANCTITY OF FRIENDSHIP (FT. CARLEY)

On this episode we discuss friends with benefits, the sanctity of said friendship, and sexism in the workplace with our lovely guest Carley!

Oct 06, 201944:53
GOD DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOUR MIDRIFF (FT. LANEY DELANEY)

GOD DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOUR MIDRIFF (FT. LANEY DELANEY)

This week on "Sorry We're Open", we discuss library etiquette, memes, and power dynamics in relationships 

Sep 29, 201947:34
THE FIRST OF MANY

THE FIRST OF MANY

On this very first episode of "Sorry We're Open", we talk about the horrors of drunk texting and what being "open" means to us

Sep 22, 201932:20