SWR 30: Worse With Time and Age

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Worse With Time and Age
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SWR Extra: Stan "The Man" Lee
Today another legend in geek culture passes. Stan Lee, born Stanley Martin Leiber, passed away today at the age of 95. There are going to be volumes and volumes written about Stan Lee; they will range from the glowing fantastical to the brutally honest and everywhere in between. But, for a shining moment, Spankwagon got to spend time, talking, listening, and frankly, completely geeking out and regressing into dawdling fanboys, with Stan Lee. Thankfully we recorded our time and we want to revisit and share with you that brief moment from 2007.
November 13, 2018
SWR 33: The Worst Strike Call In History
This week Decaf, Scuba Steve, and I (Murphy) discuss the effects of gangsta rap on black communities. We learn how much I (Murphy, Again) hate A-Rod. We also wonder if Kanye West should be allowed out of his house without adult supervision.
October 17, 2018
SWR 32: Shame and Other Fun Topics
This week we start of with yet another letter from HR. I get shamed for not updating the Podcast as quickly as I should. We all talk sports! Oh, and Decaf delivers another solid lightning round! BTW, what is up with all this SportBall talk anyway? Who are we, Coach B?
September 27, 2018
SWR 31: 9 Seconds Before Fair Use
September 24, 2018
SWR 30: Worse With Time and Age
Have you ever fallen for a scam? Wanna know why? Why are we so damn gullible? Listen to our formally award winning podcast to learn more!
September 23, 2018
SWR 29: Decaf Cosplaying as Mr.T
Ah a show with news, current events, insightful conversation about adult film stars of a specific niche. You know, Spankwagon Radio. Where we can never really reach rock bottom. Or, for Decaf, a Power Bottom.
September 3, 2018
SWR 28: Decaf's In Charge!
This week Big Daddy Decaf takes the reigns and produces another stellar solo show chocked full of Angry Black Man. Download and get updates on his work, and hear how he mashed two of Murphy's bits together. -- That sounds far kinkier then it's meant to be.
August 20, 2018
SWR 27: Black Inventions and Nerd Talk
This episode we geek out with some great nerd talk. We also continue the SPANKWAGON EPIC TOURNAMENT OF BULLSHIT! as well as having some special guests, with some not so special audio issues.
August 19, 2018
SWR 26: How to Anger Murphy in One Easy Step!
You know, this show can be really funny! However, every once in a few weeks we find new ways to really kill the show. This week, I [Mark] found a way to really, truly, upset Murphy.
August 19, 2018
SWR 25: Weaponized Outrage and Delta Burke
This week we get book updates and a lesson on how to scare Decaf. We discuss the whole James Gunn fiasco in detail. We also FINALLY introduce a new bit ... THE SPANKWAGON RADIO EPIC TOURNAMENT OF BULL$*&%!
July 25, 2018
SWR 24: Triggered by a 6 year old
We are surrounded by horrible people in the news. We start off low on the personality totem pole with Florida Man. We should be able to go up from there, right? RIGHT?!?
July 22, 2018
SWR 23: The Vacation Episode
Scuba Steve and Decaf venture up to The Great White North to visit Murphy and venture out to a beer festival. You'd think this would be a simple trip, right? Yeah. Not so much.
July 20, 2018
SWR 22: My Phone Is My Wang
Sometimes this show gets mired in the past. Hell, we even went into our Google History! Talk about a scary place to re-visit! Oh, and Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!
July 13, 2018
SWR 21: Battle Beasts Are Checked Out Maaaaaan!
Look, this week was a crap-fest. Sure, we were recording on a Tuesday. Sure, we got some great tales of Gorilla trying to murder Murphy with a golfball. It wasn't until the Lightning Round that the show was saved. Saved, by BATTLE BEASTS!
July 1, 2018
SWR 20: Use Your White People Voice
Another show without a Marxican. Murphy and Decaf try to make things a little lighter after the previous episode's "heated debate".
June 29, 2018
SWR 19: Pessa? Pizza! Pessa? Pizza!
Okay, check this out. Decaf is either the most guileless guy on the face of the earth, or the LUCKIEST! You have to check out his adventure in getting to his vacation. Then we get to hear him and Chris ... well, download and listen.
June 15, 2018
SWR 18: Interchangeable Person of Color
In this episode we're swapping out Cruise-Boat-Captain-Decaf for his Holiness, Chief! This means that you get to hear Chief and I whine about Grad School together. Additionally, you get to hear Murphy whine about Chief and I whining about Grad School together. Oh, and we learn about the fun world of Seattle and how it's getting harder to deal with. Oh, and Murphy is complaining about something, again.
June 4, 2018
SWR 17: Ritz crackers a slice of Kevin James and Pat Morita
FINALLY! An episode that Murphy can listen to on his whole commute! This week we have a show and a half. No, seriously, we have the normal show we recorded this week and then we tacked on another partial show we recorded last week that when to shit when Murphy's WiFi crapped out. Oh, and we talked politics, and, um... we talked about what skeeves us out more in movies. I think we went down a strange old-white-man-rabbit-hole learning about Murphy whacking at some balls or something.
May 24, 2018
SWR 16: Bad Advice
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The road to Spankwagon is paved with apathy, indifference, procrastination, and Murphy. Since we know we can't get our shit together, let us help you get your shit together!
May 13, 2018
SWR 15: Spankwagon Finds the InfiniNerd Gauntlet
I won't lie this episode went off the rails pretty early on and turned into a comic book love fest for Murphy and me. Poor Decaf was left in the dust after his on-air mic check as Murph and I geeked out. So, please, think of Decaf the next time you are at your local comic book shop and buy the man an Archie Comic.
April 27, 2018
SWR 14: Oh, But This One Is True
A sucker is born every day, and this week we prove it! Join us as we address concerns from our HR Department. Plus we discuss some, er, theories we have about things.
April 19, 2018
SWR 13: Them %$#&*-ing Kids
Two out of three hosts this week! Not bad! We're growing! This week join in as Decaf and I have a great conversation about freedom of speech and the reaction of the right towards the Parkland students.
April 15, 2018
SWR 12: Abandonment Issues
I was out this episode and that means Murphy and Decaf had a rip-roaring great show. A Real laugh fest from start to finish. Actually, from what I read in the show notes they both are bitter depressed old geeks. Yep, quality Spankwagon right there, I tell ya.
April 12, 2018
SWR 11: An Exemplary Episode!
This week both Murphy and I are out. So, of course this is Decaf's time to shine. Download and listen to this great all Decaf hour.
March 27, 2018
SWR 10: Do you Even Read Bro?
Another great week of the GOAT list. This week we tackle the best books of all time! You are filling out the GOAT list, right? You better! Aside from that we talk about Andy's Post about Burnout Paradise (Which is why this episode is so late!)
March 27, 2018
SWR 9: Goats, Gorillas, and Collusion
Ahhhh yes, another week of Spankwagon Radio. This week we start to tackle the GOAT LIST. Murphy thinks he has the whole thing figured out. We have a visitor amongst us. And just what is going on with Murphy's voice? All this and so much MEH!
March 14, 2018
SWR 8: I'll Have a Number 3
Update: Okay for those keeping score at home, the curse hit again. This time my audio track was so out of whack that it offset the timing of the whole damn show. In every direction. So, instead download this short that we put together talking about our upcoming GOAT show.
March 6, 2018
SWR 7: Huff Huff Pass
This week Decaf is hanging out in Southern California drinking corporate beer as he and I sit awkwardly close together. So, you know, a typical Spankwagon episode. As you already can imagine we discuss all sorts of current events and crap. However, what we all learned at the end during the Lightning Round will, well, listen... it's ... just ... yeah.
March 1, 2018
SWR 6: The SportsWagon GasBag Show
Holy Cow What a Show! This week we talk sports, and sports, and that thing called the Olympics. We discuss Murphy's frustration with the lack of love for his Fantasy Baseball season. Then, we decide to discuss the contents of the dreaded C-Block. Which, as I write this realize that this is Murphy C-Blocking the fun that is this show. Yep, that's it. Murph is C-Blocking the fun. Way-To-Go-Murph.
February 22, 2018
SWR 5: Eagles and the Immortal Naked Mole Rat
Now that the Superb Owl is all wrapped up and Decaf has recovered from his Sports-Onset-Depression we bring you the very best in  Facebook Fights, Football Recovery, and yet another media comeback. Oh and wait till the very end for a surprise!
February 14, 2018
SWR 4: Is Privacy an illusion?
This week we discuss Bitcoin*. As well as the idea of privacy on the internet. We delve into politics and dissect the XFL announcement from this week. -- *For those who tuned in, here are the links that The Man Formerly Known As Vokrus Shared! The Blockchain & Bitcoin - Computerphile How Bitcoin Works - Computerphile If you want a deep understanding of the way it works, Merkle Trees are at the heart of the blockchain structure.
January 30, 2018
SWR 3: Hey, Coach B!
Well, another episode in the can, and guess what!? We had a guest! So much fun! Oh and of course we had technical issues (GOTTA LOVE THE SWR CURSE!).
January 25, 2018
SWR 2: Back In/With Black
This week things get darker on Spankwagon Radio! Plus, Decaf is a freaking soothsayer. Oh, and Murphy is hit with the curse of Spankwagon!
January 15, 2018
SWR 1: Spoiler Alert!
Ah, I do so love when a plan comes together. Even when Decaf spills his drink! Download, listen, and enjoy this very special episode of Spankwagon Radio.
January 1, 2018
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