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Spreadsheets and Spreadeagle

Spreadsheets and Spreadeagle

By Shay Au Lait

Of what use is the Erotic? Hosted by Intellectual Sensual Shaman, Performance Artist and Kinky Siren Switchress Shay Au Lait, Spreadsheets and Spreadeagle is an occasional and moody podcast exploring the powerful intersection of sensuality, sexuality, and eroticism through the lens of cosmic spirituality and pleasure. If you enjoy provocative stories, subversive conversations, and transformative thoughts, tune into this bliss. Learn more about the host at ShayAuLait.com. Find out why she's called the Typhoon of Temptation, The BadonkaMONK and the Vulnerability Doula.
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5. Happy World Burlesque Day! Are You Wondering What Is Burlesque?

Spreadsheets and SpreadeagleApr 27, 2022

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If You Need Someone To Stand Beside You The Next Time You're Cornered
Aug 17, 202330:24
8. How Should White People Celebrate Juneteenth?

8. How Should White People Celebrate Juneteenth?

Should white burlesque producers give up their shows on Juneteenth and simply sit in the audience tipping all the black people? Should nonblack performers sit this one out? Should the whole world pause and only let black people make money on that day? Is it better to be white and have a "black" show theme? Maybe play all black people's music? Maybe I can be a white producer and hire all black performers? How should black and nonblack people approach entertainment and the nightlife industry as it relates to Juneteenth? You're invited to walk Shay Au Lait through a day in the life of a white producer in America on Juneteenth? She's looking for suggestions.


Are you new here? Welcome to Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle, a podcast for intensely sensuous and deeply curious souls. We started with asking ourselves, "Of what use is the Erotic?" as it's the undercurrent of everything we do. Hosted by Intellectual Sensual Shaman, Kinky Siren Switchress & Performance Artist Shay Au Lait, Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle is an occasional & moody podcast exploring topics such as sensuality, sexuality, eroticism, cosmic spirituality, and pleasure. If you enjoy provocative stories, subversive conversations, and transformative thoughts, ENJOY!

May 12, 202230:34
7. What is a Switchress? A New Honorific and Title for Select BDSM Practitioners

7. What is a Switchress? A New Honorific and Title for Select BDSM Practitioners

What is a Switchress? Have you ever heard of that word? In today's episode of Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle, Shay Au Lait shares about BDSM roles and the evolution of this Honorific and Title. How should you be addressed?


Are you new here? Welcome to Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle, a podcast for intensely sensuous and deeply curious souls. We started with asking ourselves, "Of what use is the Erotic?" as it's the undercurrent of everything we do. Hosted by Intellectual Sensual Shaman, Kinky Siren Switchress & Performance Artist Shay Au Lait, Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle is an occasional & moody podcast exploring topics such as sensuality, sexuality, eroticism, cosmic spirituality, and pleasure. If you enjoy provocative stories, subversive conversations, and transformative thoughts, ENJOY!

May 05, 202230:23
6. There's Something Quite Spectacular In Being His Latex Rubber Sex Doll. It Appeased Me.
Apr 28, 202209:23
5. Happy World Burlesque Day! Are You Wondering What Is Burlesque?
Apr 27, 202244:24
4. A New Appreciation For The Power of Submissive Men

4. A New Appreciation For The Power of Submissive Men

In today's episode, Shay Au Lait reads an essay that recounts her notions about dating submissive men. After expressing her ignorance to a friend, he offered her a new archetype to consider. It changed her mind immediately! *In this episode Shay Au Lait also begins with an introductory caveat, trigger warning and/or acknowledgment as in the timeframe of the story, she did not know to speak beyond the gender and sex binary. ABOUT: Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle, a Podcast for intensely sensuous and deeply curious souls. Of what use is the Erotic? Hosted by Intellectual Sensual Shaman & Performance Artist Shay Au Lait, Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle is an occasional & moody podcast exploring the powerful intersection of sensuality, sexuality, and eroticism through the lens of spirituality and pleasure.  If you enjoy provocative stories, subversive conversations, and transformative thoughts, Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle is the podcast for you! Learn more: https://ShayAuLait.com/learn-more
Apr 21, 202209:13
3. Capable Of The Most Heinous and the Most Holy
May 07, 202137:15
2. If You Think of Blow Jobs When You Meditate

2. If You Think of Blow Jobs When You Meditate

In today's bonus episode, Shay Au Lait reads a journal entry written during a dervish silent retreat in which she tries to use the pathways of Shambhala teachings to meditate while continuously thinking of oral pleasure. The particular book Shay Au Lait is referencing is Shambhala: The Sacred Path of the Warrior by Chogyam Trungpa. ABOUT US: Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle, a Podcast for intensely sensuous and deeply curious souls. Of what use is the Erotic? Hosted by Intellectual Sensual Shaman & Performance Artist Shay Au Lait, Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle is a biweekly podcast exploring the powerful intersection of sensuality, sexuality, and eroticism through the lens of spirituality and pleasure.  If you enjoy provocative stories, subversive conversations, and transformative thoughts, Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle is the podcast for you! Learn more: HTTP://ShayAuLait.com
Apr 15, 202102:32
1. Welcome to Spreadsheets & Spreadeagle w/ Shay Au Lait
Apr 02, 202103:46