Stars and Roses Podcast

Stars and Roses Podcast

By Stars and Roses
Recapping the Bachelor through the lens of astrology and the zodiac. Looking up birthdays so you don't have to! Thanks for being on this journey with me.
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You forgot to say "and Jesus still loves me."
This, folks, is what happens when nobody on The Bachelor has had their Saturn return yet! The VIP of the week is definitely Hannah Ann, both for the most GIF-able reacts and for getting her very own TITANIC moment, now memorialized forever on national television. She may not get that reference though because I doubt she was alive when it came out. The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
23:14
February 28, 2020
Blessed be the sponcon
We're back, babies! How's everyone's Mercury retrograde going so far? =) The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
40:31
February 20, 2020
The bar is in the basement
Gather 'round folks! This ain't the gay yeehaw agenda; it's just the tale of a sweet simple boy from Southern California who couldn't do anything right.  Got something you're dying to say or share? Leave me a message - it's the closest we can get to a call-in show! Peter's new theme is Twist Away the Gates of Steel by the incomparable Devo. My new theme is Ode to Billy Joe by the great Bobbie Gentry. The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
24:05
January 31, 2020
Be the *finasco* you want to see in the world
The REAL finasco, IMHO, was Peter's swim trunks. UNACCEPTABLE. Plus, queer astrology news meets Bachelor Nation news. What could go wrong?  Want to be featured on the Stars and Roses podcast, or want to weight in on all things astro-bach? Leave me a message!  The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
28:41
January 24, 2020
Nick Viall is the Beetlejuice of Bachelor Nation
Here's what I know, and what I don't know, about contestant birthdays so far, plus my odyssey of watching this week's episode live.  Keep the party going on Instagram, where you can weigh in on Personal Planet trading cards for this season's contestants & contestants from seasons past!  New this season: Leave me a message and I just might play it on the next episode! Think of it like calling into the show, but you know...on a delay.  The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
37:34
January 16, 2020
Uno, do, tres, quatro!
Welcome back to a brand new season of Stars and Roses, recapping the Bachelor through the lens of astrology and the zodiac! I am even more unprepared than usual, but we are full throttle nonetheless! The fun continues over on Instagram: @starsandroses_podcast where I have officially begun the great birthday investigations of 2020!  Want to chime in on all things astro-bach? Leave me a message and maybe I'll play it on the air!  https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/message Stars and Roses Theme: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
21:37
January 16, 2020
Virgo's love language is "Don't question me"
Time to re-up the sunscreen and light another citronella candle to catch up with your favorite contestants before they leave the beach, betrothed or broken-hearted but also with a couple tens of thousands more Instagram followers. SPEAKING OF WHICH! Have you followed me on Instagram? http://www.instagram.com/starsandroses_podcast/Are you interested in working with me...astrologically? Sign up here to find out how: bit.ly/astro_hpb/Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
32:57
September 10, 2019
You never eat the date food, dude
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
36:07
August 31, 2019
Weird hex, but ok
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
38:13
August 23, 2019
Str8 out of a soap opera
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
52:21
August 16, 2019
Every season has their Cam, man
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
29:51
August 8, 2019
I don't have a song but I'd like to say some stuff
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
37:15
August 2, 2019
When you solve the puzzle, it spells "DUMP HIM."
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
19:34
July 11, 2019
It's a real smirk, my friend
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
27:16
July 4, 2019
Big dogs stay in their own lanes (an extended metaphor)
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
16:08
June 28, 2019
Nobody likes a Marcus
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
13:27
June 20, 2019
The brotherhood of the salmon blazer
14 men. 3 jackets. ONE ARIES WHO ISN'T INVITEDFor those who want to chance BiP spoilers and check out that interview with Reality Steve and Melissa Schreiber: http://realitysteve.com/2019/06/13/the-bachelorette-hannah-spoilers-podcast-134-melissa-schreiber-original-bip-cast/Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
20:46
June 14, 2019
Dank (chicken) nugs of wisdom
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 finale through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
26:09
May 31, 2019
Y'all's toes don't matter
Recapping The Bachelorette Season 15, Week Two through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
38:04
May 23, 2019
Confetti cake-in it to the limit
Recapping The Bachelorette Season 15, Week One through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
26:05
May 20, 2019
Lookin dirty but smellin' real nice
Previewing the Bachelorette Season 15
25:00
May 2, 2019
Thanks, I hate it
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23 finale through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
54:03
March 13, 2019
Lack of shame is a superpower
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episodes 9 and 10, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
52:50
March 6, 2019
Squared up
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 8, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
43:57
February 28, 2019
Gut stuff
No one gut should have all that power. Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
42:08
February 20, 2019
Somebody call 9-1-1
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 6, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
35:42
February 13, 2019
Venus take the wheel
In which I take a moment betwixt the weeks to wax Venusian, in the wake of a workshop I participated in last week. Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
16:27
February 11, 2019
I'm not a snake scientist
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 5, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
56:55
February 7, 2019
Leech-able moments
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 4, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
47:55
January 31, 2019
Flippin' tires with the wifey
Rebecca Crews flexes boobs, Elyse is a smitten kitten, and there's enough pirate and pageant drama to make everyone really, really stressed out - PLUS: You know we gotta talk about Jaitlyn, Bachelor Nation's hottest new portmanteau-mance! Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
38:19
January 23, 2019
You're not a cougar, you're a lioness
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 2, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
33:35
January 17, 2019
Yeah, he's a virgin. But he's also an AQUARIUS
Introduction, astro trends in Bachelor Nation, and a recap of Week One.
35:29
January 12, 2019